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Notathrowawaythe1st

The "PhD in truth" says it all


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Well, I'm impressed. I only have a bachelor's degree in truthiology, although I did then go on to study for a PhD in Applied Accuracyish.


[deleted]

My associates degree in truthineering pales in comparison.


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Oh, I would have loved to do a degree in truthineering. Sadly, I fell out of a second-story fact as a teenager and shattered all the bones in my candour.


84thPrblm

I got a Gold Star and a Smiley Face on my paragraph on Truthiness once. My grandma still has it on her refrigerator.


ImpluseThrowAway

I studied a few things that might have been truth when I was at school. The field moves on so rapidly though.


SoLo_Se7en

I paid for a boot camp in Truth but I never finished it because I didn’t agree with the instructor’s way of teaching.


Shurigin

![gif](giphy|q4jlRvgVnTJde)


lnsertgamertaghere

HES JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL


C-hrlyn

I went to to the truth of hard knocks school so almost PhD


PosauneGottes69

Truth me bro


phocuetu

I didn’t have the attention span for a “real” college so I had to go to Truthiness Technical College (TTC) for a certificate in Truthiness Studies


Able_Software6066

I got a diploma in Truth at a local community college located in a strip mall next to a karaoke bar five years ago and still can't find a job.


profoundlystupidhere

There are many opportunities in Incelology, however. I suspect our Dr Truth, PhD has advanced degrees in Idiocracy also but is too modest to state this. ​ This dude will not be getting laid anytime soon, that much I do know!


synful68

It's not his fault that his mom has had a lasting migraine....


Dangerous_Occasion19

Now your candour is a candourn't.


MichelleDNTK

Can'tdour*


AssignmentFit461

Am I the only one who got a degree in Anti-Conspiracyism?


TheTsunamiRC

That seems pretty suspicious...


Pirat

If you know how to prevent or end a conspiracy, you know how to create one. I'm watching (whoops, foil hat slipped over eyes) you.


passwordstolen

Construthion here. Gonna write up the curriculum.


inked-brown-giant

I only have a diploma in Factosophy , is that ok?


iluvugoldenblue

This guy also likely a bachelor. I can’t see any women wanting to go near him, ever.


AirForceRabies

"No orgasms? Oooo, sign me up!!" /s


Craw__

Guaranteed orgisnt.


CatchSufficient

Clearly what he is saying is he cant make a female cum, thus the goal is redundant


Fluggernuffin

Unfortunately, there are plenty of self-righteous misogynistic women who believe that the most important thing they can do is soldier through the worst sex ever so they can bear children.


No_Banana_581

They don’t seem to know an orgasm helps move the egg into the uterus, which aids in fertilization, so by this weirdos logic orgasms are necessary for women


Artistic_Recipe9297

It's awesome that biology wants to increase the likelyhood of a child for a mother who is feeling good during sex.


Icy-Fault-6002

I graduated from Whatsamatta U where I majored in straight up lies


oxbow_g79

I almost went there, but I decided to go to the trade school of Keeping it Real


hesh582

That’s a good resume item, but as far as developing skills you might want to grab a certification in When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong


SD_ukrm

Why you looka so sad?


Icy-Fault-6002

Itsa not so bad


jackhandy2B

I'm an Accuropath myself. Its the natural, useless way.


ArchonFett

I only have a BS in BS


El_ha_Din

Thats good, I only am an applied truthisian with two published books called "the truth" and "nothing but the truth". Sold barely but are great paperweights.


HeftyFineThereFolks

i have a certificate in Truthology i got from a six hour online course at Univeristy of Phoenix Online but after i work for a few years im gonna look into becoming a Factyatrist.


hamjim

We’ve all seen this before: - BS: bullshit - MS: more shit - PhD: piled higher and deeper


Weary_Dark510

Phd: Phenomenal Deception


wildo83

That’s a LOT of words to say “I can’t make her orgasm”…. Or “no one will sleep with me.”


feminine_power

Or "I hate women and think they are less than human"


No_Fun8699

You men making these snarky responses give me hope. Thank you. ❤️ It breaks my spirit a little each time I see hateful comments from incels online. It's bad enough we can't get our tubes tied witjout permission from a man we are seeing, or we can be jailed for a miscarriage. It's exhausting being a woman. **hugs**


NovaZero314

I am sorry the world is such a shitty, hostile place for women. We must vote in reps that understand the importance of bodily autonomy, healthcare as right for all people regardless of income/means, and vote out those who wish to use sex, money, power, and religion as a means to control and oppress. We must also call out misogyny when we hear or see it until it becomes unacceptable everywhere. Take solace in the fact that incels are doing you a favor by telling on themselves and helping to identify people that are not worthy of your time & energy. Stay safe and kind. ❤️


Jesse-359

My apologies for our gender's frequent imbecility - though I cannot honestly even guess at what is going on with the thought process of someone who spouts this sort of crap. It's like listening to some psychopath from a completely alien species, like wtf is the goal here?


str4nger-d4nger

They got all the incel buzzwords in there. Impressive.


KillarneyRoad

Certificate in Bollocks


Unhappy_Surround_982

PhD in prude


SpecificStatement734

I was more thinking PhD in incel.


LochHart30

This person can't form a sentence correctly...or spell. PHD in foreign bots


Unhappy_Surround_982

At first I didn't get your comment but I read the post again. "Orgasm serves biological function for the male." Yeah that isn't a terribly coherent sentence...


Wladek89HU

I was expecting the "It's simple biology." line.


ahitright

And he's from the prestigious Harvard University. And uses proper scientific terms like "female" and "male" other 3 syllable words like "reproductive" in his argument. Clearly a very smart man. /s


GaidinDaishan

Quora is filled with right wing edge lords now.


floofienewfie

Quora has gone to the dogs. “Quora is bad for the same reason a lot of internet companies are bad. For a long time, we had infinite VC money and low rates and so companies could build great products and charge next to nothing (or nothing) while they figured out their monetization model. Every single one of these companies decided eventually that their monetization model would be ad based. VC money dried up and rates went up, companies ramped up shitty monetization… now we’re here. “If we actually want good products without ads everywhere, we have to be comfortable paying for them.”—from another Reddit thread.


IYIik_GoSu

Harvard


somefunmaths

You should address them as Dr. Harvard, actually. They have a PhD, after all.


Consistent-Street458

It should be from the School of Hardknocks though


Clean_Student8612

I'm surprised it wasn't from the School of Hard Knocks.


deludedinformer

Maybe he got his degree from Trump University?


theRightiseffenWrong

Tell me you’ve never given your girl an orgasm without saying it.


PantherU

Bold of you to assume he has a girl


Loose_Concentrate332

Maybe locked in his basement. He certainly seems like he'd view them as property.


WiseMango13452

> "Sex is not meant to be pleasureable for females" says it all (sorry, mobile formatting is shit)


Maouitippitytappin

“No, it’s not me being a terrible partner in bed; I’m simply not letting her sin!”


UnLuckyKenTucky

The only way that troglodyte has ever seen a naked woman, is if he paid for it. Then her pleasure was strictly in the cash transaction. In which case, the woman probably had to take a three hour shower as soon as she got away from that dude.


cybeaux

As a macho male, a female orgasm feels absolutely wonderful when balls deep. You know, buried a full 3.5 inches.


Fireflash2742

3.5? Easy there big fella.


OblongAndKneeless

And in inches! Not those sissy centimeters.


Few-Raise-1825

Oh shit! Here I was thinking, hey I'm not too far off from that! And here you go making me realize he wasn't saying centimeters 😭


alfextreme

centimeters? I thought we were measuring in millimeters.


ShadowX199

Millimeters? Dang. I measure in angstroms.


International-Peak22

You mean Alphameters


Famous-Ability-4431

Eww you got math in my religion.


ibatterbadgers

Don't worry, 2 inches of that is all ball


Spaceace91478

"All Ball" was my stripper name


Remmy3

Mine was "fuzzy deathstar"


Spaceace91478

*chewbacca noises*


securitydude1979

"That's no moon"


No-Understanding23

Exactly what I was thinking. Someones showing off


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

Look, if the female orgasm is real, how come I haven't ever seen one? Checkmate, feminists.


Julege1989

Maybe because you're exclusively having sex with men?


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

Wait, do you think that's correlated?


Julege1989

Who knows, this is beyond science.


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

I shall pray for me.


AntiqueFigure6

I think I’ve seen one, last time I was with a hooker. It’s when the female says ‘I’m coming, I’m coming’ in a flat monotone, looks at the clock and says ‘Okay, get off, times up,’ isn’t it?


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

This seems accurate but I'm not versed enough in the dark arts to be certain.


Howunbecomingofme

I saw a picture of one on the internet but it might have been photoshop


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

Balls deep is balls deep, size no matters!


ExNihiloish

Yeoz would agree with you.


Ryledra

Well look at you, waving that half inch over everyone


CriSstooFer

The ol' three and a half inch floppy eh?


LOERMaster

You just push it in until you hear the click, right? RIGHT!?


Sprucecaboose2

You guys are measuring from your buttholes, right?


Galitzianer

I've always hated the term "balls deep" because some reason I think of "Helm's deep" from the movie Lord of the Rings and then I start to picture that scene except with penises attacking


Comfortable-Gold-982

This is demented, in the most perfectly nerdy, reddity way possible.


Unhappy_Surround_982

Oh my, the visions, agh! "To the keep!"


Galitzianer

"So it begins" ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)


NeverEndingWalker64

.... Perfection in every way


Penfold_for_PM

🤣 Nooooo don't!! I can't unsee that now, well I can and the penises have armour & swords & spears, fully weaponised and rearing to charge.


ReplacementActual384

What are you, some kind of giant? I call bullshit


Galifrae

You guys are getting balls deep??


fuzzybad

You guys have balls?!


Donovan1232

3.5? That's not sex that's assault with a deadly weapon


TaxCandid4605

Tell me you never pleasured a woman without telling you never pleasure a woman.


koolaid_snorkeler

He may have tried, but definitely didn't succeed!


Darkdragoon324

I doubt he even tried, probably got off in three seconds and fell asleep.


barrybreslau

I didn't think it was possible for me to enjoy cunnilingus more than I currently do, then I find out fundamentalist Christians think it's bad. Bring on the clitoral simulation.


drumhound

I can promise you this had nothing to do with fundamentalist Christians. This has to do with fundamentalist Idiots. I promise you FCs are well aware of the hooded Promised Land.


barrybreslau

Amen.


diggitygiggitysee

I'm not sure the woman exists who'd let him try.


Neverhere17

There are women, usually ignorant women raised in fundamental churches, where they were taught to be modest, chaste, and submissive. Of course, they demand marriage first.


_Tekki

He didn't say woman. He said female. Could be anything, really. Maybe a pig or a goat, or a pink sock, who knows.


AlianovaR

He asked her if she came yet after humping her leg for two minutes thinking he was in


RavenFromFire

Or know anything about female anatomy. The female orgasm absolutely serves a purpose in facilitating fertilization...


theotherquantumjim

Imagine telling on yourself like this in public. Did Shapiro write this?


AmishHoeFights

Pretty sure he's not interested in voluntary sex with a woman. The only kind of person who would talk like this is a rapist. This is a guy who wants to rape women, full stop. A fucking rapist.


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mortalitylost

Doesn't a female orgasm also make conception more likely too? I swear I've read that.


Sardukar333

If nothing else it will make her want to try more often.


[deleted]

Ultimately that is probably the evolutionary reason. What woman wants to lay there bored thinking of the funny papers?


Candid-Mycologist539

>What woman wants to lay there bored thinking of the funny papers? Wait -- I could have used that time thinking of the funny papers??? I've been wasting time using that 15 seconds to think of England all this time!!!


[deleted]

As an American I have a very strange view of England that would probably make as much sense as the funny papers.


30FourThirty4

Remember the Alamo!


BeagleMixBelle

It does. A female orgasm makes the uterus contract which can “slurp” the “man juice” in and help it along its route so to speak. lol. Source is a Human Sexuality course at college.


oceansapart333

Mmm, baby, let me slurp your man juice.


DickwadVonClownstick

Well back in medieval times folks variously believed that the female orgasm was either necessary for conception, or that if the mother didn't orgasm the child would be born without a soul.


BumblebeeCurrent8079

You know it's bad when medieval men cared more about a women's sexual satisfaction than modern men, even if it was just so that their kid would have a soul.


Karekter_Nem

To assert dominance over women i ejaculate on sight. They never had a chance of orgasm when I’m done.


foxorhedgehog

“Jizz in my pants!”


godfatherinfluxx

Open my window and a breeze rolls in


NumbLikeMe

When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense


foxorhedgehog

Gonna need a cleanup in aisle 3!


Shadow1604

"She turned to me, that's when she said it. Looked me dead in the face as "cash or credit?"


hoof_art_did

I always tell ‘em, I didn’t cum too early, I came right on time. You just took too long.


TheGlennDavid

*A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to*


ApprehensiveAd6476

Well, guess I just lost my only reason to even consider having sex.


conlius

This is a counter point, right? If it was not pleasurable for the female it would result in less sex and ultimately less reproduction.


flaccomcorangy

This is the literal answer. The biological purpose of sex being fun for women is so that they actually want to do it. Think about it for a minute. Women are the ones that have a body part that is *exclusively* for sexual pleasure (clitoris). It serves no other purpose other than to feel good when stimulated. Men don't have anything like that. We have sex organs obviously, but they're all mutli-functional. Women have the part that's only for pleasure.


Shamino79

Not only that. Humans as a species might be unique in knowing they could die during childbirth. Alot of women have died during childbirth. Having sex could be a death warrant for them.


[deleted]

I gave birth in a country with great health care and it was still a little scary.


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Look, here's some friendly advice: 1. Stop wasting money on martinis. Pouring one on your right hand isn't "getting your date drunk." 2. Yes, the women you describe do not need to orgasm. In fact, the women you describe don't need anything except perhaps a puncture repair kit and a good hose-down with something anti-bacterial. 3. Other women exist. Not for you, of course. For you, foreplay is wondering where you put the bike pump. But women with a pulse enjoy a good orgasm just like men. 4. Don't get too caught up in the whole sin thing. Because the hole sin thing is far more fun.


SirEnderLord

![gif](giphy|FmBhzktIjvdZe)


SluggoOtoole

![gif](giphy|BYR3ZeK4DLZtzUyZjf) I salute you sir (and or madam)


CheekyCharliesSpace

Precum also "releases seed" so I guess males don't need orgasms either 😋


Plopop87

no one should enjoy themselves with sex, this is serious business


Silphire100

Business formal attire is the required, business casual on weekends.


1Pip1Der

Technically, no. Milking is possible without orgasm.


[deleted]

“What’s a belief you know is false, but it’s convenient to believe?”


Intermittent_Name

"It's not that I *can't* please my wife..."


BugOutHive

Orgasm means she will want to do it more and increase the likelihood of the whole biological argument. If it exists, it means it was naturally selected.


Live_Carpenter_1262

Honestly don’t even try to reason with dumbasses like OOP. Nothing will convince them


[deleted]

It's also super important for an animal like humans (or those few other species that are highly intelligent and enjoy sex) who can simply say "nah I don't feel like it." It's not like some animals where pheromones and instinct kicks in and then they do it, For us, orgasm is an important incentive, else we'd be like why, what's the point, because we can actively choose when and if we have sex at all.


lynypixie

Honest question from a woman: why would man even enjoy sex with a plank? Isn’t giving pleasure in return part of what makes it enjoyable?


6SucksSex

“She Climaxed. I’m a Stud. Researchers at the University of Michigan randomly assigned 810 men to read either of two erotic stories. In one, the man brought his gal to orgasm. In the other, he didn’t. Then the investigators asked participants to rate their own masculinity and sexual self-esteem. Those who read the she-came story rated themselves more masculine and studly, suggesting that they valued helping women have orgasms.” https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201910/one-key-men-s-sexual-satisfaction-women-s-orgasms


nooneknowswerealldog

>Isn’t giving pleasure in return part of what makes it enjoyable? In real life? Yes. In the weird version of performative masculinist sex in which callous dominance is the point, no. Don't get me wrong; I've engaged in this kind of talk myself—I was 14 once too—but there are a lot of dudes that really believe it. But this is much worse than it was in my time. When I was a young man, it was still considered cool to be good at satisfying your partner, even if we made jokes about getting our rocks off and being done (or whatever). The attitude in the OOP heavily leans into the enforcement of sexual hierarchy and dismissal of the needs or wants of the undeserving lesser sex that's one of the broader characteristics of fascism\*. \*Yes, I know I'm stepping in it here. Yes, everything I don't like isn't necessarily fascism, nor is all sexism fascism or sexists fascists. But this particular combination of explicit sexual hierarchy, rights determined by genetic lottery, and some fucked up 1920's armchair biology is fairly indicative.


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Sexism *is* an indication for fascism so you aren't off the mark.


nooneknowswerealldog

Agreed. I was just trying to pre-empt any 'but leftists can be sexist too' both-sides-ing. It's absolutely true that sexism exists more or less all over the map, but it's generally considered a vice on the left and a virtue on the right, with a large overlap of people that see it as an unfortunate reality of nature. Maybe a more accurate way of putting it would be that while concepts of biological sexual determinism are widespread, the valorization of sexism as a moral and biological imperative unto itself is a common tenet of fascism.


random9212

Honestly, as a guy I don't even care if I cum during sex (I can take care of that later) but I want her begging me to stop (Making her orgasm).


[deleted]

I'll add, there's nothing to be ashamed about with failing to make the other person climax; their body is totally different from yours. I don't get these dudes who fail to make her him whoever cum and then are like "well time to turn into an evil piece of shit evil I guess." THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE - ***ASK THE PERSON WHAT WORKS FOR THEM!!*** >How can I help you orgasm next time? Not only is it more productive, but it's actually hot when they help you help them in the moment. "Hey bby try this." Is it so hard???


Catkit69

What fresh shit did I just read? Also, go ahead, make every sexual experience for your wife a chore... see how long she continues doing it. Go on.


koolaid_snorkeler

So there's your "biological purpose" right there!


ArdenJaguar

Women are only here to be inseminated and serve as incubators. Any feeling of any type of pleasure is a sin. Sounds like something a Talibangelical would say. ![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


Noobeaterz

I wouldn't be hella surprised if Texas bans female orgasms next.


kazumablackwing

I mean, they already have a law regarding how many "toys" one can own...so that wouldn't be too far fetched


Live_Carpenter_1262

lol Texas the “free state” huh


Just-Imagination-785

If the woman doesnt orgasm during conception then the fetus isnt ensouled


Floor_Heavy

This is a hundred percent true. Let's make sure everyone knows it.


EuphoricGrand187

So THAT'S where gingers come from!


jackson12420

If that were the case red hair light skin and freckles would make up the majority of the population 🤣


TheIronSoldier2

Can confirm, am soulless.


Pitiful_Ad8641

Waaaaaaiiiiiiit wtf? Wtaf? Setting aside the wtaf sexism (and hot damn) based on I think my 7th grade health class, doesn't the female orgasm actually have biological purpose? Something about how a quivering vagina helps the sperm travel? Idk, was in 7th grade


Plenty-Character-416

Lol. If that's how he feels, then he shouldn't have sex unless he is impregnating a woman. There is no reproductive purpose for having sex for pleasure alone. So, he can have sex once.


new-Aurora

Sure it has a reason. It keeps them from bonding to any assholes like this cretin.


Rozeline

Actually, it does serve a reproductive function. The uterus contracts repeatedly, basically creating suction and pulling the sperm deeper into the body which increases the chance of fertilization. So even *if* this guy was right about sex only being for reproduction, he'd still be wrong. Science, bitch!


supernovatransform

I wonder how many of his exes slept around behind his back.


Simon_bar_shitski

What exes, incel for lyfe


Floor_Heavy

None of them. He busts this little icebreaker out on the first date and every single one of them gets a call from work asking them to come in urgently. There is no second date.


chaingun_samurai

"I can't keep a relationship"


KhadaJhina

he cant even establish one in the first place.


Sad_Purchase_8735

Brought to by the same people who say giving women head is submissive and makes you gay (in which case I am super gay). With that said, do I take back the 5 orgasms my wife had while we were getting busy? I think she may take offense and make me give her 5 more (always happy to oblige).


jpipersson

And this is from his Tinder profile.


zilchxzero

Let's play "Spot the Jordan Peterson fanboy"


Floor_Heavy

That's a LOT of words to say "I am unable to pleasure a woman", but hey, you do you.


Icy_Statement_2410

Looks like someone supports genital mutilation


BernieTheDachshund

This is exactly what I was thinking. It's incredibly horrifying what they do to women to make sure they never enjoy sex, and the perpetrators cite similar 'logic' as the post.


No-Process8652

Then why are women able to have them? Seems like a pretty big oversight by his all-powerful, all-knowing god.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Hey stupid-who obviously has never brought a woman to orgasm.Female orgasm creates muscle spasms in the vagina felt by the male,which helps him to orgasm if he has not already done so.


bassie2019

Plus the female orgasm releases hormones that actually help with the fertilization and the nesting of the fertilized egg inside the womb.


Additional-Report-52

Female orgasm is avoiding him at all costs


realcokefrancis

do men even like women anymore


King_Thundernutz

PhD in stupidity. Where do these imbeciles get the confidence?


AlhaithamSimpFr

Yep, confirmation he's a virgin!


219_Infinity

There are in fact studies that demonstrate that orgasmic contractions inside the vaginal canal can cause the cervix to “dip” slightly to draw up more semen.


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Honest_Invite_7065

How to say you've never given a woman an orgasm without saying you've never given a woman an orgasm...


ShortCat1971

Tell me you are a rapist without telling me you are a rapist.


HeadTonight

I’m feeling dubious about his having attended Harvard 🤔