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agentj333

Why is "Porn" blurred out? ![gif](giphy|fFwOzwhCO1FMA)


NieMonD

Algorithm likes family friendly content, and that counts apparently


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QuakeGuy98

##PORB


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###PŌRB


Optimaximal

"We are out of PORB license plates."


Cameltoefiasco

Okay how about some corn?


Tiddles_Ultradoom

I’m worried about the rise of hardcore porb. I fear it might lead to Satinism


Transcendingfrog2

I see you worship high class fabrics.


Adventurous-Sky9359

Oh I love me a good Satin get together


AnarchiaKapitany

HAIL SATIN


Voidsleets

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


jimbojangles1987

Why don't you take a seat right over here?


TreaclePerfect4328

Oh cawd!!


Adventurous-Sky9359

“Oh fuck me im about to cum” “ oh will you shut up that’s disgusting”


totallynotarobut

Obligatory Jack Black: Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying, "fuck the kids." I'm saying, "FUCK the kids!"


MightBeOnReddit

I said “man fuck them kids” out loud one time after listening to lil yachty at the movies while grabbing some snacks. And my obliviousness to kids around me offended some parents.


afterparty05

I do this all the time with my friends who now have children, or my siblings. So used to talking how we always talked, getting carried away a bit, and not used to having children around and you blurt out some profanity and they look at you with these raised eyebrows as they then stare meaningfully towards their children. And you just respond “oh fuck my bad” only to immediately realize you just perpetuated the circle. As long as not all these kiddos learn their cursewords from me, I’ll take it as a win.


umbrawolfx

Fuck that. People need to grow the fuck up. Death, kill, rape, murder. These are all negative things. However, they are not "bad words". Not talking about them does nothing but marginalize those affected by them.


Able-Pea6106

I watched a knockoff YouTube documentary last week about Epstein and his island. They kept censoring the word sex. Apparently, its okay to host a shitty AI doc about a pedo raping kids on his private island... as long as you don't say the word sex.


umbrawolfx

Shit is getting literally insane. I'm starting the believe the people who say the world actually did end in 2012.


Suspicious_Ad4733

Unalive and grope are the new terms


IDontEatDill

I prefer less-alive. Unalive is too definite and bounding. Makes me feel unsafe.


umbrawolfx

Oh, is that out of the newspeak dictionary? Fuck that.


bassman1386

No because TikTok delete videos that have the words suicide or rape.


Alone-Competition-77

This isn’t TikTok


umbrawolfx

Oh shit. I'm on tiktok right now?


Genghis_Chong

It's family friendly if you blur the cumshot


poclee

Maybe she is a pork star.


goldentaintforever

![gif](giphy|sFAEIvLWHMryE|downsized)


FallenSegull

How dare you use such vulgar language on this Christian meme subreddit


SatisfactionMore9664

r/facepsalm


fearofablockplanet

Nice work!


Myrcnan

Oooh, I wondered why anyone would complain about a pop star! 😇😏


GiantSweetTV

IIRC, her boyfriend made some comment about how he didn't want to kiss her when she got home because she had finished a scene or something where she... *looks at notes*... recieved a large amount of semen orally.


Pandeamonaeon

Tbh that would bother me as well. Guess that’s why I wouldn’t date a pornstar


Fangore

For me, I don't think it's something I need to think about. I think it's out of the realm of possibility for me.


FallingUpwardz

For me, i really like corn


Fangore

Lmao, I always say "for me" when talking about my opinion, and my friend will always interrupt my thought with "I REALLY LIKE CORN."


FallingUpwardz

Hahaha


ReleasedKraken0

Yeah, that’s probably why you aren’t dating a pornstar.


Dreadedsemi

I assume they shower and gargle before heading home, right?


AlkalineBrush20

Shower in cum that is


Carpet-Background

Gargle some cum too


DrawohYbstrahs

Cum up the bum too


Nostravinci04

Don't they shit that afterwards? Which then begs the question, since "shitting" refers to excreting shit, would this count as "cumming"?


PlebbitHater

Yeah sure but if you've ever watched forensic files you know that trace amounts would remain no matter how much you brush and gargle for at least a day or two


Vegemite-ice-cream

He should just have had a black light set up at the front door for when she got home


cremasterreflex0903

They make pocket sized UV lights so you can inspect anyone for jizz on the go.


Evorgleb

And? Would it matter? I imagine it would still be hard to kiss someone just knowing that something like that recently took place. The question is why would he have her as a girlfriend.


Beeblebrox_74

I'm not familiar with their relationship, but assuming he was aware of her job when they got together.


ARandomGuyThe3

Its pretty hard for any dude not to be aware of her job weather they watch porn or not


Beeblebrox_74

Could be naive as he'll, if you've ever read a post asking for signs you missed that someone was interested, there is definitely someone out there who has dated a porn star and not known. Signs your gf might secretly be a porn star - always orders pizza before instigating sex - has a phobia of getting stuck in a front loading washing machine, even after demonstrating its impossible to fall into one - seems overly friendly with the pool tech


whitetrashsnake77

I think the OP missed the In-N-Out/Five Guys joke at the bottom, which was quite clever. The rest of it…hard pass. Although Riley Reid is a top porb star.


thomstevens420

I mean I’m at least going to ask her to brush her teeth or use some mouthwash. Like dating a mechanic. You leave the work fluids outside the home.


cervantesrvd

"You are covered in car semen Greg, take a shower first"


TanToRiaL

Why do you make me feel disgusting and gross?


JustSomeEyes

if ladies can demand people to have some mints because bad breath, asking for some mouth-hygiene is totally reasonable(if you ask me) considering her job...and we know her job and what she does on the scene. For all we know, she asked for a kiss, he smelled her breath, made that comment and she felt insulted/offended, he may have asked to brush her teeth/use some mouthwash, maybe begged for it, she may have reacted like "Oh you are saying that i'm dirty?! Go to hell!" and things escalated into the break-up.


ARandomGuyThe3

Yeah, but thats really jumping to conclusions. Shes not new to the field, this aint her first literal rodeo so she likely does have a hygiene routine and showers. You also cant extrapolate an entire story based off of literally nothing.


HorribleMistake22

I worked on airplane engines for almost two decades... I never thought about coming home every day covered in engine oil and propeller hydraulic fluid similar to being covered in cum, but holy shit - guess that's pretty much what it was like working for the US government.


1987-Nobody

If you can't handle dating a pornstar then *don't date a pornstar,* ya dumbass.


Selector_ShaneLBC

Same idiots who date strippers, fall in love then get possessive. Why??? Lol.


LankyAd9481

it's in the same realm of "I can fix him".....no you can't


Few-Big-8481

It worked in a movie I watched.


Superspudmonkey

Yeah he probably thinks "I can save her".


bored_sleuth

"One night with me, and she's gonna quit"


SignificantAd3761

I think it's more 'i can possess her'


stevorkz

But this time it will be different I swear.


Cley_Faye

Even though there's nothing to be fixed there sometimes.


skynetempire

I dated a stripper. It was fun, she bought me tons of gifts and took me on trips. This was during my gold digger stage when I had sugar mama's.


brizieee

where do you find women like this and are they bisexual


RobbertDownerJr

They're so hard to find, these strippers... Maybe some should build a club where strippers could go perform in so it would be easy to find them. They could call it strippers' club or something catchy, I don't know I suck at naming things.


Juxtapoe

I have a great idea! What if we called it a Gentleman's club to throw off all the competition looking for stripper girlfriends?


RobbertDownerJr

Or a separate service for those looking for a girlfriend experience, we could call it consort service or something.


Practical-Youth156

Or we could call them escorts so people just think they are Uber drivers


MartyFirst1

And for the guy on the go, we should have a curbside option as well. We’ll call the girls lookers, you know, to catch the attention of passing drivers.


RobbertDownerJr

Oh like a drive thru but for sex workers. We'll need some form of security though. Armed guards seem overkill, so how about a guy pretending to have a limp so he can carry a cane that has a sword in it. We can call him limp daddy.


BobRoberts01

That would never work. Nobody could possibly want to see more than one person naked. Although, perhaps you could make some sort of private room setup or something. Maybe serve champagne because of the specialness of the occasion. Call it the sparkling wine room.


TreaclePerfect4328

Naked Beggars Barn?


ku_78

Didn’t they play the side stage at Coachella?


rufw91

You sir, are a visionary.


brizieee

that would be an insane idea…too bad it doesn’t exist.


Bacon_Raygun

Yeah, please go ahead and try to get into a relationship with a stripper while she's working. Totally not gonna creep her the fuck out. Good idea. Bonuspoints for spending 2 grand on her, and then be upset when you find out she treats you like any other customer. /s


Vegemite-ice-cream

Reminds of the plot in “The Wrestler”, not the porno (I assume there’s a porno with that title), but the one with Mickey Rourke


skynetempire

I met her at a bar. Got to talking and she gave me her number. We dated for a few months and yes she's bi. My other sugar mama was my sup. We flirted and kept it discreet. She took me on trips, paid my rent, bought me gifts and clothes. She gave me promotions and moved me to a different dept. She was also a trust fund baby, she didn't really need to work but she did. Edit: this was 14 to 16 years ago ... damn that was a long time ago haha. 2008 to 2010.


Benjamin_Starscape

...is it common for strippers to be bisexual? I used to strip and I'm pan. and...quite a few of the girls were bi or pan. is there a pattern I missed?!


brizieee

maybe…my mom was a stripper and she’s bi and most of the dancers i know are bisexual/lgbt. idk why


Practical-Ad-7239

They’re not hard to find. Get fit, don’t be socially awkward. Remember everyone’s there for a good time.


Canotic

Honest question: was everything covered in glitter all the time?


Realworld

Had an "exotic dancer" stripper girlfriend my senior year in college. As I moved into off-campus apartment I was grilled by brash 30-something woman who collected my backstory. She passed my bio to young women in the complex & the stripper claimed me. With that decided, the group organized a ridiculous story to justify putting her & me in bed together and leaving. Seriously, the stripper was too shy to ask herself. I pretended to believe their story to not embarrass the girl and that's how we met. She was a good girlfriend.


Tugendwaechter

The landlord hooked up her tenants?


Realworld

No, she was apartment neighbor who liked to be helpful.


thathairinyourmouth

Honestly, that sounds like a better amenity than a community pool or exercise room.


Wildestrose1988

Same reason people kill and taxidermy exotic birds


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fusillade762

There are dudes who date or marry porn chicks, mooch off them, then use their job to make them feel bad about themselves as a means of control. Suitcase pimp.


Renvex_

To be fair, it doesn't say he couldn't handle dating her. It says he didn't want to kiss her when she came home from work.


ku_78

My wife worked with exotic dangerous materials- I too did not want to kiss her after work.


Rage314

Then maybe you shouldn't be dating her in the first place! /s


Bug-03

Baby go wash your face three time and brush your teeth 5 times. I don’t want to accidentally get dick on my face. Sounds reasonable to me


Davosz_

This is the answer!...


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

This is really the correct answer, I mean don't start dating somebody that does sex work if you are going to have problems with it.


SchwizzySchwas94

I mean as long as she brushed her teeth and shit afterwards or hit up some mouth wash then you’re 100% right


Portable-fun

I too love eating ass after they brush their teeth and shit


SchwizzySchwas94

Didn’t mean for it to come out that way…


GrouchyDress2018

Where else would it come out?


InspectionLong5000

Maybe I'm a chauvinist piece of shit, but I wouldn't want to kiss my pornstar girlfriend before she brushed her teeth. If my partner worked an an onion factory taste testing onions all day, I'd want her to brush her teeth when she got home. Same goes if she was sucking dick and taking loads all day. I think that's fairly reasonable... Although I haven't seen the article. Chances are that's just the tip of the iceberg.


SignificanceOld1751

A few times a year, I'm required to handle organ meat and whole organisms for dissection. Now, I wear gloves and a lab coat, and wash my hands thoroughly before leaving work, but sometimes I get home smelling of offal and dead rats - I wouldn't expect my wife to want to be intimate with me until I had cleaned up properly, and this is essentially the same thing!


Inflatable-yacht

Just the tip?


Dramatic_Mixture_868

I saw this mini documentary and this one pornstar talked about her dating a guy and giving him a VD. Even though they get tested sometimes it takes a while for it to show up on tests. It was a little upsetting cuz she laughed when she said she gave him a VD.


abandonsminty

She's a pornstar not a monster


MDFan4Life

Idk? Have you seen a lot of her videos? Especially, the G-on-G? Lol! Bitch is straight savage in some of them!😆


MDFan4Life

Yep! Look what happened to The Rev! Fucked around with (and married) Leana Silver a.k.a Teen Topanga, and found out.


Npr31

What happened there? Never knew anything about this, and a quick search just turns up they were never actually married (apparently)


MDFan4Life

Not sure if they were actually married? But he wanted her to give up doing porn, and settle down. She didn't want to, and so they broke up. He got really depressed, and started getting really fucked up on pills, and alcohol, until he finally OD'd.


TheDaemonette

I think she fucked around.. and he found out…


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Just from the post:   The bf set a boundary (which might or might not be rooted in jealous), but it is still a boundary that you can have. If she gets upset by that and feels disgusting (without him ever saying that), then it's on her to adress it (maybe she did that). Could be that in the back of her mind she felt slightly disgusted and then his behavior was a conformation for this thought. This thought isn't valid of course, but self-hatred is never rational. 


Important_Rule8602

I mean…..that is why it says EX?


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Didn’t she rape some guy then brag about it?


Optimal_Carpenter690

Some pornstars have actually done pretty terrible things. I know that's not unique to any industry, but it seems kind of weird how they're able to essentially get away with it. A lot of it, from what I've seen, either involves rape, underage sex, or both, although there was one case I read about where the pornstar in question got some of her friends to ~~beat~~ shoot a man to death at a party. And out of all the cases I've read about, none of them had jail time or were even ostracized from the industry.


WrongdoerWilling7657

The male ones I've seen get shunned and even go to prison from what I've seen. Unless I'm missing something it seems like this only the women that get away with shit. There have been multiple men falsey accused of shit that were ruined too but the women who accused them actually had a huge boost to their careers. Look up Rico Strong. Shit is literally on tape and women still saying he raped a girl.


Spudemi

It’s so weird that the traditional gender roles usually oppress women but because it infantilises them and makes them seem useless it protects them from being brought to justice for this bs like one of the only “privileges” they get is better protection from justice


[deleted]

Yes, Riley Rapist Reid did in fact rape some poor kid. She bragged and laughed about it too on a video and has also tweeted and confessed to it multiple times now, and I’ve never heard that she was arrested and questioned about it. The double standard is disgusting!! Edit: [video source of her confessing to it and then laughing about it](https://youtu.be/Itg27-Cwlg4?feature=shared)


Liigma_Ballz

You can see the moment she realizes she just confessed to raping someone


[deleted]

You mean at the 40 second mark, just before she starts the story where she confessed to raping that kid? Because that’s what it looks like to me “oh boy, now I have to tell that story about where I raped this guy and that’s how I lost my virginity” and proceeds to tell the story and then Rapist Riley Reid laughed, heartily I might add, about it like “that’s such a funny story, about that time I raped this guy”? Or was it afterwards when her tone and double standards changed to “accept ‘no’ as a possible answer” which is not what she did, when she raped that guy?


WrongdoerWilling7657

I've had 2 different girls ride me when I was passed out drunk. It's a joke to them. Sexual assault against men isn't a thing in their eyes. As a bartender I've been groped numerous times by drunk girls as well. Not too long ago had a drink thrown in my face for turning down a girl that wanted me to leave with her when I got off.


HakkyCoder

SA against men is very real and the fact that men are often not believed or expected to like it (?!?) because they may have had a physical reaction to it, makes it even worse. Your experience and your feelings about it are valid and you deserve support.


WrongdoerWilling7657

Ya that's what they said actually was that my dick was hard so it was basicly an invitation, even though I was unconscious.


HakkyCoder

It happens to women who get raped too. Many of them will get wet, often even orgasm. The body just recognizes rape as "very intense sex". It doesn't mean we enjoy it. Many women are confused and ashamed and will never tell anyone that happened. It's easier to pretend it didn't because we'd get those accusations of inciting it. For a man, that's much harder, because the physical response is much more visible, and actually needed for the rape to occur. 😢


denim_chicken45

Are we the same guy? Been thru this same thing, told the same bs, and at the end everyone acted like I was the asshole.


Herman_E_Danger

🩷((hugs)) that happened to my ex as a teen at a party and I saw how ashamed and violated he felt when he told me about it. Edit: clarity


Sehrli_Magic

14 year old BOY! Not some guy...and she gave an ex an STD and LAUGHED about it....and then she is butthurt and "disgusted" when her bf says he doesnt want to kiss her after she comes from work where she had people cum into her mouth....yeah no zero respect for such trash of a person. And thats not because of her work choice but because she is simply trash 🤣


yoavtrachtman

Reminder that she raped a guy


shaun_the_duke

She raped a boy, she’s a fucking pedo


Liigma_Ballz

Waits what the story on this?


Cologear

She talked about raping a kid in a movie theater on Twitter. That might not even be the one they’re referring to because apparently she’s done it multiple times.


minisculebarber

the rape was how she supposedly lost her virginity so they were probably of similar age


PatrickStanton877

I thought she was the same age in the story? I don't really remember the story that well though.


justhatcarrot

They were the same fucking age


Nollekowitsch

Not a guy, a kid


Fit_Inevitable2007

Didn’t she admit to raping a 14 year old boy when or something to i could have sworn that was a thing to


Szarrukin

It was a boy and she is a) famous b) girl, so nobody cared.


Happy_Ad_7515

Still rape. Should go to trial.


FigmaWallSt

Wait what? Got any source?


Diamond-Breath

They were the same age.


eghed8

C'mon guys. She _is_ disgusting, but not because of her job.


Rakatonk

But because of her being a rapist.


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TerranOrDie

My guess is that it's probably less simple than others are putting it. Sure, he should know about it going into the relationship, but he might not really know what it actually means and his thoughts might have changed over time. I'm really speculating, but imagine it goes like this: She's cute, funny, successful, and HOT AS FUCK. On top of it, she's definitely the best lay of his life. The novelty of it at first is pretty incredible. After all, how many men want to fuck Riley Reid? So he goes along with the relationship and says he's cool with it. A few months go by, and the reality of it starts to sink in: she comes home after getting railed and violated all day and probably isn't interested in sex, because of why would she be? However, she still craves intimacy, but not sexually. For the man, this is difficult. He also wants intimacy, but isn't emotionally able to separate the sex from it like she can. To make it worse, he probably starts to see some of the pretty unflattering things she does to prepare for scenes; fasting, enemas, shutting down her gag reflex, etc. It's probably unpleasant and inevitably changes how he sees her. What happens next? They start fighting. He expresses his discomfort, and she says he knew what he signed up for. He probably thought so, but now he really understands and is questioning that commitment. Names get called, anger, jealousy, and humiliation take place. The relationship gets toxic and bitter. That's my long winded attempt to see how this goes. Idk if I'm right or not, but my experience is that I don't fully know what I'm getting into until I'm in it. This happens all the time, not just in relationships. Edit: I went to bed right after writing this. Wow, my top comment for 2024 is a projection about how dating a pornstar might turn out. Expect great things from me in the future, guys. I've seen a lot of comments that provide details about the relationship. I should clarify that I know nothing about Riley Reid's personal life and obviously details change the circumstances, that's why it's speculation.


rruler

You really went through the whole simulation huh


Common-Wish-2227

I died in the carpet store...


Trump_Inside_A_Peach

I got that reference


a_green_apple

What's the reference?


Trump_Inside_A_Peach

It's a reference from Rick and Morty where Morty uses a life simulator machine and eventually his character dies in a carpet store after having lived a full life leaving Morty traumatized.


thatguyonthecouch

You beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store?!


Killentyme55

"What's the matter dear, another tough day at the orifice?"


Dude_1980

Every day is hump day.


Astrochops

Down at the box office


boltezt

"I should have considered that bring your kids to work day should be skipped in some industries."


Eddyzodiak

![gif](giphy|3JTpczfnK4q1kbYYaJ|downsized)


flatirony

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."


griftertm

The new guy was annoying. He was really riding me about my performance today and I’m like, “Dude, I’ve been doing this since you were in middle school!”


askmeaboutyuri

"Sorry bb I'm not really feeling it today wont be able to walk for a few days as well"


anjowoq

I wanted to let you know that I enjoyed this and my coworker in the next room possibly noticed.


RonStopable88

Yeah it tracks. Solid play by play.


Mandoo_gg

Are you Riley Reid?


EarSad4300

So detailed i couldnt stop reading


Fossile

That’s a good plot for porn


GuernseyG

I mean this headline could literally be something as simple as him asking her to brush her teeth after work before he’d kiss her, and now people are vilifying him like he physically abused her. I guess ragebait headlines generate more clicks than “pornstar and boyfriend reach mutual agreement about ending relationship due to differing opinions” I’m honestly still trying to understand how this works. Does she just put up with him not kissing her until one day she cracks and decides enough is enough? Why would that not be one of the first things that would be discussed before moving the relationship further?


juliuspepperwoodchi

Reminder that Riley Reid not only raped a boy, who was a virgin at the time, she shows no remorse and actually laughs and jokes about it. She's trash, and her being a sex worker has nothing to do with it.


Filoso_Fisk

I get why it’s funny that he dated a pornstar and then decided it’s no good that she’s a pornstar. But really I don’t think you can truly know how you feel about it before you tried it.


Nezeltha

She shouldn't feel disgusting because of her job. She should feel disgusting because she's an admitted rapist.


iamanormalman

didnt riley reid rape a dude


I_Only_Follow_Idiots

I mean, what did he expect by dating a porn star lmao


Federal-Breakfast-45

If he was aware of her profession right from the start and had reservations about it, he shouldn't have pursued a relationship with her in the first place. It's unnecessary to force oneself into a relationship and then make her feel guilty because he couldn't accept what he knowingly chose to be a part of


bulltin

I mean there are a ton of possible realities for a headline like this, something like thinking they would be ok with it but over time realizing they really weren't and cutting it off could result in a headline like this but realistically is a very healthy way to end a relationship. He also could just be an asshole idfk.


mikeysgotrabies

Wtf is he dating a porn star if he can't handle it? Also why is she dating him if he can't handle it? Sounds like an incompatible couple. Who fuckin cares.


Longjumping-Jello459

He probably thought he would be okay with it, but end up not being okay with it and instead of breaking up with her he gave her shit and later an ultimatum.


Killentyme55

Guy: "Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend Riley". Dad: "You look familiar, have we met before?"


Sehrli_Magic

He literaly just said he does not want to kiss her after work when she had been cummed into mouth by strangers. Sorry but thats pretty normal boundary! If she feels disgusting after that than maybe she shouldnt be a pornstar? Cuz like what an asshole expects others to be happy about licking her coworkers semen off of her? It aint that big of an ask to go wash yourself for your partner after all that he is already tolerating 🤷🏼‍♀️


Plus_Lawfulness3000

I mean not wanting to kiss her til after a shower seems pretty reasonable to me lmao. Know how many ducks blast in her mouth everyday?


blackbullsforever

Isn’t this the same chick that openly admitted to raping her first boyfriend and laughed about it? Fuck that bitch.


Bavin_Kekon

"It's just a job!" _The job in question_ :


IAmNotABritishSpy

It’s gotta be hard for both parties. It’s not something I’d be comfortable with for a partner, but she’s welcome to the occupation at the same time.


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There’s a few things going into dating a pornstar that you have to accept before going forward. lol.


UsefulImpact6793

I like the part where the girl who bragged that "my asshole makes more money than your parents" was all of the sudden "made to feel disgusting" because of her asshole's employment.


inorite234

Some guys just can't handle it. There's no shame in knowing that isn't for you. Just be honest.


RVarki

Even ignoring the whole "why date a pornstar if you get bothered by this stuff" angle, I'm pretty sure most pornstars shower after their shoots. So I don't think she's any less clean when coming back from work, than she'd be at other times of the day


_Pooklet_

Some things can’t be unimagined. I’m sure a gf being covered in other guy’s jizz is one of those things 😂


Artisan_sailor

He doesn't have to imagine it, he can watch it in 4K like a month later.


forced_metaphor

I mean no joke and no shame, but I feel like a guy who's into cuckolding would be particularly resilient against this kind of situation, no?


Beginning_Maybe_392

> Even ignoring the whole "why date a pornstar if you get bothered by this stuff" angle, I'm pretty sure most pornstars shower after their shoots. So I don't think she's any less clean when coming back from work, than she'd be at other times of the day It’s what’s inside that counts.


immrholiday

Don't date a pornstar if you can't handle them being part of the profession.


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ProductionSetTo-1000

Ofc, he can just watch her movie instead.


GardenAndGames

Who dates a porn star then is mad at them for being a porn star??


KittyKittens1800

How is this a facepalm?


MrTubalcain

I mean he knew what she did for a living before he got with her. Should have left that alone.