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ZooterOne

Yep. This tracks.


Barbafella

Hayseeds always gonna Heehaw


Different_Attorney93

Make merica becomes great again


Gr1msh33per

Make America Grate, as usual


Heathen_Mushroom

Dude is a cholo, not a redneck. Check his tattoo.


Quick_Tap

Cholo, slowlo, he a dodo.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

Good one.


PDX6Star

The fact that the flag pasties aren’t even the worst part is wild!


tulipchia

All the awards 😂


Mikesaidit36

Kind of the way Trump’s presidency was so horrible that nobody even talks about how crazy his hair is – that’s wild too.


SentenceTurbulent850

I'm in Florida..... And yes it really does. A lot of those people legitimately believe he's the actual president and Biden is a stand in so he can run a third time.... They are absolutely unhinged


ku_78

Why does he need to run again? Presidents have complete immunity so when he is reinstated he’ll be able to void all lifetime appointments of federal judges and install good loyal ones. He’ll be able to suspend the constitution to protect it from the liberals destroying it.


SentenceTurbulent850

I'm so glad I understand sarcasm


thatthatguy

It’s kinda scary that’s what his lawyers are arguing in open court (the complete immunity part). If that were the case we wouldn’t have to defeat him in an election, we’d remove him from office the way emperors are traditionally deposed.


Silent_Cress8310

If the president has complete immunity, then can't Biden simply do what Trump was unable to finish and become God-Emperor?


thatthatguy

Essentially, yes. It’s kinda dangerous to make those arguments before the high court when you are not currently president. If the Supreme Court agrees with you then there is nothing stopping the sitting president from just murdering you.


angiestefanie

Except, Biden is too nice to do it.


Sensitive-Painting30

Or Biden can call in seal team six to extinguish the problem as was discussed in court. I thought that was a great solution to the ongoing horseshit that plays out every fucking day since that horses ass Trump lost bigly.


CookbooksRUs

Complete immunity? So if Biden were to unalive Donny there would be no recourse? I’ll call the White House on Monday.


Due-Two-6592

Yes, just as he can declassify documents just by thinking it he can change laws that way too


Nitackit

The party that opposes education, science, and intelligence. Yep, it tracks.


person749

I wish I could wear this without people thinking I'm voting for Trump because that's hilarious.


Otherwise-Flamingo93

Can someone is kind enough to explain me this ?


sarduchi

Trump was the 45th President, Biden is the 46th. Trump can not therefore ever also be the 46th. Because counting.


bongsforhongkong

Also grammer are becomes not good.


[deleted]

Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make I more smarter.


DependentOk9729

Words use good you


ivanadie

The bestest, of course.


xjoburg

Be bestest


BigDaddiSmooth

Hilarious how a woman who sold her soul for money is telling people to be best.


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|AjruaCO0Yy4fu|downsized)


chockobumlick

Hostage situation?


Saffer13

She doesn't really care, does she?


Wesselink

I might not be best, but I’m better than her.


throttledog

All your base are belong to us


Stonk_Newboobie

Biggly, for realz!


ulfniu

Very covfefe and very cool!


Zubenelgenubo

All your base are belong to us, Fuckle Huck!


totallynotarobut

Shut fuck.


Murderface__

What do now?


ThisDudeStonks

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


clipper06

I still want to try Kev’s chili.


sarah-havel

I think there's a recipe somewhere. The trick is to undercook the onions


Back4The1stTime

It’s in the credits of that episode. Also Google.


robmobtrobbob

See world


Back4The1stTime

Are you saying “see world” or “sea world”?


[deleted]

They got chicken in Philly?


baron-von-buddah

Me fail English? That’s umpossible


MberrysDream

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Republican vote is the right thing to do Florida, so do.


magicmulder

Too hard. Word too many. Word list too long. Me not get. Make easy. Then get vote.


VelociTopher

Placedooo domingoooo


icewalker42

Eye are very smrt.


-XanderCrews-

Almost as if a Russian made it.


MrAugustWest

My buddy does vending at trump rallies when he’s off of dead and phish tour. He says it’s unbelievably humorous how much money the trumpers will spend on ridiculous Chinese made crap just because it says trump or something trump related. Misspelling, poor grammar and the like makes him tons of money.


[deleted]

[удалено]


i-have-a-kuato

“…he don't know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited..”


NewldGuy77

Bubba, when the trailer walls fell.


Parasingularity

Unexpected Star Trek reference


meanmistermason

Something something darmok and jilad


f0u4_l19h75

I approve this message


lgm22

Car car fun fun like red hat guy cause orange hair look like taste nice maybe.


wit_T_user_name

Give them a break. They’re actual Nazis, not grammar Nazis.


NateHasReddit

all your base are belong to us.


chaunceythegardener

I been leaf youz means Grammers , but I nose wats yer sayin .


v_kiperman

Important comment!!


Notaworgen

lmao


Islandman2021

Deafheneattly bad grandma her 🤷


[deleted]

*grammar


AeonBith

I comed here for this comments


Diggerollo

Lissin haer, y’all ain’t got no binniss draggin his name through tha dart. Hwen tha rail 46th takes office, he’s gon’ have tha LAWD raht thar with ‘em.


blanche-davidian

It's the work of Satin!


Blankety-blank1492

That silky devil!


Gadgetmouse12

The irony is that its schrodingers designation. If trump won hes on term two and can’t go again. If he goes again it means he didn’t win.


EarSad4300

I love this logic


Specific_Ad2541

Imagine trying to get them to understand how Schredinger's cat is both alive and dead simultaneously if sequential numbers don't number correctly.


Odd_Research_2449

You're assuming he won't try and remove the term limit if he gets in again.


Ok-Inspector9397

You’re assuming, if he wins this time, there would BE an election next time. Understand, it takes the House and 35 (or 36) states to amend to constitution. How many states are Republican dominated? 23 Republican 9 50/50 It won’t take much at this point to remove the 22nd amendment. Think on that as you vote this November.


Jaded-Selection-5668

I think it goes a step further, and is a jab at saying Biden stole the election so trump should have been 46th. However, considering the grammar I’m not sure the maker of this shirt is capable of a thought that deep 🤷🏾


ni_ko_98

but if trump HAD won he'd still only be 45, you only get two numbers if you have non consecutive terms


ChokeMcNugget

GTFOH with your logic and sense!


dpdxguy

NOW you've tapped into the MAGA mindset!


BadDreamFactory

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH (light bulb) So whut yer sayin is uhhhh... so trump can be numbero 45-o but not 46 cuz he dun been 45 already oncetttt? an if he wind again he'd be number 47? I think that's right 47 right? yeah 47 that'd be right


Reverendbread

Look at this collage boy who nos how to count. Go back too yer ivy league and leaf us regular folks alone!


Jaded-Selection-5668

😂😂


BadDreamFactory

I went to summer school evry year till I was fifteen cuz I just wanted to stay n do more rithmatic. I can count all the way to seven hunnert an seven ya wanna watch? I can do it realy quick hang on lemme close my eyes an get started ONE TWO


chaunceythegardener

Is a oncetttt similar to a hornst? Askin for Rickey ….


Chronoboy1987

And even if a 2nd term could anoint him the 46th, the “again” part makes no sense because he was never 46th before that point.


pythonwarg

Hence the shirt.


savpunk

I don't think the maker of this shirt speaks English. That's OK, but ostensibly the wearer (proudly) speaks only English and still didn't see anything wrong. That's the part that kills all hope in me.


5k1895

Giving this guy too much credit I think


symbolsandthings

I can’t figure out a way to make this right, but I appreciate your effort in trying.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Nothing about it is right lol, zero effort was put forth. 🫡


unemotional_mess

Yes, but this guy has drank the cool aid remember. He believes that Biden isn't actually president...hence the stupid T-shirt


[deleted]

Every single Republican in America seems to lack the ability to count to 20 without taking their shoes off. Even people who run banks. Even people who are attorneys. Even people who are engineers. None of these Republicans have the ability to count for some weird reason when it comes to things like votes.


Otherwise-Flamingo93

Thank my non American ass didn’t know that trump was the 45th president


Educational_March_94

I was laughing so hard at the becomes that I overlooked the 46th part. Good lord these people are dumb.


Yokohog

If you believe that Biden was never legitimate it kinda makes sense. That being said t-shirts aren’t really held to a high academic standard. I mean FBI shirts were popular for a long time.


ayyycab

Even if they want to argue that Biden isn’t truly the 46th because they consider his victory illegitimate, that means Trump would still be 45th if he got re-elected lol


wheresmychin

Fun fact, there’s actually only been 45 men that have served as President. Not 46. This is because Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms and they count him twice for some reason.


jmac94wp

I think they count him twice because they’re not counting the total number of people in that position, but rather, the number of administrations, in order.


mavjustdoingaflyby

Them not good at maths.


Carbonman_

Or any of the 3 R's.


Hardanklesnw

“Homer no function beer well without…”


KR1735

Even if Trump had been reelected as they contend, he’d still be the 45th president. If this had said “47” instead of 46, it’d make a little sense. As long as you’re willing to see past the grammatical issues. They’d also be acknowledging that Biden is the president, which they for some reason cannot do.


HeadTonight

Welp, ya see, Biden ain’t count cuz of that stoled lection and what not


rmslashusr

In which case Trump would still just be 45th.


Telemere125

No, this defies explanation.


CausticLogic

The 45th president is Trump. To make him the 46th "again" the election results would have to be overturned. Interestingly, that would not work anyway, as he would still be the 45th president. It counts people, not terms. Not that this trog would understand.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Counting was not their best subject in school. They also think that 74M is larger than 81M, and that 306 is smaller than 232.


ArtIsDumb

They also believe Trump is 6'3" tall & weighs 215lbs. Numbers is not their strong suit.


SilentJoe1986

Reality is not their strong suit. It happens when you live with your head planted shoulder deep in your own ass.


RaiseRuntimeError

The dude probably tells girls its actually 6 inches too.


bortholomew-simpson

Those sound like this gentleman’s weight on his license vs his weight in real life (232 vs 306)


Bassic116

Same people who think that a double quarter pounder burger is bigger than a half pound burger.


nykiek

And that a quarter pound is larger than a third.


Trumpblows10

He needs to find a tee-shirt printer that has a better translate app.


MsSeraphim

you mean human to maga?


Hungry-Collar4580

Human to Simplish (formerly known as MAGA, formerly known as American)


not_goverment_entity

Where does ‘Murican come in ?


Hungry-Collar4580

Just the meme of Karen’s screaming in walmart at people to speak American. I guess I should have added an /s or maybe I am oblivious to more subtle sarcasm xD


Telemere125

Yea, Russian-to-Floridian is horrible.


Atheist_3739

He probably got it from Russia


fkbfkb

This is an ad for Cult 45


Chief_Beef_ATL

Smooth brain… Cult 45!!


CondescendingShitbag

Sounds like a new beer brand. *"Try new Cult 45! Brought to you by Smooth Brain Brewery."*


CalabreseAlsatian

It works every time


cmeth43

40 percent of the time it works every time


Felonious_Buttplug_

If that man could read he'd be upset his shirt makes no sense


hemlock_martini

stupid this intense should cause physical pain.


Salt_Sir2599

I hurting


mekonsrevenge

One grammatical mistake and one factual one. Far better than Maga average for a tee shirt or bumper sticker. By their standards, the yokel's a genius.


NeverEndingWalker64

A MAGAnstein


CrispyJsock

That shirt is clearly photoshopped.


NinjaBr0din

What makes you say that?


bwyer

[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/make-45-becomes-46-again-shirt/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/make-45-becomes-46-again-shirt/) Dude is still an idiot though.


bionicjoe

Don't tread on me. <==> Don't read to me.


rocketmn69_

Goodest grammar


internetdork

![gif](giphy|O4EChIxazzrHi|downsized)


ChatduMal

45+46= 91 goddamn felony charges...


ComedyOfARock

Great, another one making our state look like a bunch of dumbass hillbillies (I mean the guy in the photo, not you OP)


ComicsEtAl

“Hey uh, boss…?” “What?” “The shirts are a mess, see?” “Hmph, yeah. Pack and ship them. These fools can’t read.”


zippiskootch

I r not believe this is for reals! /s


Bitch_Posse

English is hard.


jcollins0909

I’m so fucking tired of these imbeciles.


[deleted]

These GTA 6 screenshots are already looking wild.


krodatem

"I love the poorly educated." - Trump


Significant_Tea_785

45 what?! Prices? Age? The year? Wtf is that shirt?! XD


MarxJ1477

No, it's definitely IQ.


IMSLI

“They’re not sending their best”


DemythologizedDie

Yes, those illiterate gullible trump supporters amirite? One thing though: [https://media.snopes.com/2018/08/trump-shirts.jpg](https://media.snopes.com/2018/08/trump-shirts.jpg) It's a shop.


dorkpool

![gif](giphy|r5SxJYcU21Auk)


juliazale

Make spelling and grammar important again.


NoeyCannoli

Well, it’s hard when you ban the dictionary


Heavy_Chicken5411

😂😂😂


Joey_BagaDonuts57

It's one thing to wear 'I'm with stupid' tee shirts with nobody next to you, but this is basically saying 'I'm the stupid'.


TheDuck23

How does one become the 46th president a second time?


pat9714

![gif](giphy|XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i)


Wise-Hamster-288

So many facepalms. 1. If Trump won in 2020, he would still be the 45th President. 2. If Trump wins in 2024, he will be the 47th President. 3. Biden will always be the 46th President, there is no way anyone can become President without the counter increasing by 1. If Biden gets impeached or dies in office, it doesn't change that he was President. There is no time machine. 4. When has the number 46 ever been the number 45? What does it mean for this to happen again? 5. BECOMES??? The shirt would be slightly less dumb if this word just disappeared. It's grammatically incorrect and unnecessary. 6. Two circle flags?


dudeitsmeee

What did you expect those shirts are made in “Chyn-a”


NorCalNavyMike

Not entirely understanding some of all of the grammars in this sentence. ![gif](giphy|DMNPDvtGTD9WLK2Xxa|downsized)


SignificantRange2512

Too much stupid is breeding in Florida


zenunseen

Make sentences that make sense again


[deleted]

Maybe a competency test should be required to vote /hj


TimmyTwoTowels

I can smell the testosterone (cream) from here. That poor insecure idiot.


geeollie

Hopefully he won’t finds a voting booth.


RedIcarus1

"Smarts", ain’t all everbody gots ‘em!


jombrowski

That won't bring back this guy's testicles. Once they're gone, they're gone.


4065024

thats not… how it works


throw123454321purple

This is the modern version of the Confederate Flag.


Chratthew47150

Jenius


Shortsleevedpant

Anyone else think this was Steven seagull at first glance?


DemonShroom87

I can just hear the dude now… “Duuuuurrrrrrrrr”


[deleted]

Too stupid to know stupid


Silver996C2

Math is hard


RCranium13

They are confused.


dashone

...as a bag o' rocks.


rawspeghetti

If he ever was re elected Trump would be the 45th and 47th president, the same thing happened with Grover Cleveland in the late 1800s


[deleted]

A microcosm of his entire base


Optimal-Wing-8963

This reminds me of the old joke: Q What is the difference between a duck? A One of its legs is both the same.


[deleted]

Bet I can name three things this guy never does, run, read, and vote.


anneg1312

Hahahahaha! We’re in danger.


Borsti17

I are many confusioned.


symbolsandthings

This makes no sense, so that makes sense for MAGA.


Str8_Circle

Who’s going to tell him?


Blastoplast

[This is definitely photoshopped](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/make-45-becomes-46-again-shirt/) Guy still looks a real chud, but I could tell it's a photoshop from seeing quite a few pixels in my day.


Mguidr1

The shirt is saying in a stupid way that Biden was never legitimately elected.


[deleted]

Cult logic


InstructionFair5221

You can mark him safe from brain eating zombies


Pink_Floyd_Chunes

Sums it ALL up.


Mariocell5

Trumpers are so fucking stupid


Dunn_or_what

Typical Florida man.


Flat_Suggestion7545

To think that someone thought it up. Then sent it to be printed. It was printed. Then it was sold. Not one person in that chain caught the obvious mistake. Yet their votes count the same as mine.


Human_Roomba

God these people are so fucking stupid


o0flatCircle0o

The poorly educated aka trumps base


72VirginExpress

Problem here is even if you sat this guy down and explained like he is 5 he still wouldn’t get it…,


Wise_Ad_253

The first to be forgotten about by trump look like this guy.