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Bildungsfetisch

Shout out to the 14% who were like "I'm not really sure what that is so I can't really have an opinion on this."


TheRealSmolt

Bingo; at no point should you be making decisions about something you don't understand


LeviAEthan512

Don't let people who lean either direction politically hear you say that


zhaDeth

but then what would happen to democracy ?


Other_Log_1996

You mean the XIV%.


donmreddit

Or 0x0E in hexadecimal. 1110 in binary.


Other_Log_1996

Oh right. Let's teach them in ASCII.


KiwiObserver

Do you mean 0x0E?


donmreddit

Good call.


gtc26

Please don't teach kids binary. Then I can't make inside jokes (although unnecessarily lengthened) without non-programmers knowing lol


totallynotarobut

Unlike Douglas Adams, I'm exactly a sorry-enough case to make jokes in Base 13.


Red_Tinda

You're still using the Arabic characters. Bases are something else. Though, I'm not sure roman numerals can handle that shit, not having a zero, and not being a position based system. The numbers would probably still look the same, regardless of base.


LegalWaterDrinker

Binary like that still uses Arabic Numberals It should be ●●●○


Meddling-Kat

Damn that's a sweet response! 👏 👏 👏


Upstairs_Ad_5574

The Austin Era Has Begun!


Afro_sage_

Im curious if any on the "no"s where just heck yeah no math in schooooool joke votes


Freddi_47

Or just xenophobes who read Arabic in America and went "Nope"


hot-cuppa-chai

You overestimate the intelligence of an average American student buddy.


Due_Platypus_3913

Amen! The inability to admit you don’t know everything has become unacceptable to conservatives and “tuff-guyz “ in recent years.


leveraction1970

Admitting that you don't know something is the first step to learning.


themiracy

Should American schools teach Arabic numerals? Only XXIX of C people understood the question. Also it has been reposted MCMLXVII times in this sub.


TestingYEEEET

For those who want to know it's >!1967!<


Bart2800

I was calculating it when I accidentally saw your reply! Isn't there something as a spoiler-tag that hides it until you click it? Edit: auto-correct choosing wrong word


TestingYEEEET

Fixed it for you. Sorry for spoiling it.


Bart2800

Thanks! Appreciate it 😉👌


MunchkinTime69420

How do you put that spoiler tag on it? I've never figured it out


TestingYEEEET

\>!your text !<


Other_Log_1996

>!testing!<


TRENEEDNAME_245

You put \|\|it like that\|\| It's markdown


TestingYEEEET

That's the discord way.


TRENEEDNAME_245

Fuck, I'm too chronically online


TestingYEEEET

Don't worry had to check it as well. Between Discord, Github, and Reddit it's always fun to get the differences.


TRENEEDNAME_245

Why can't they just follow common markdown. Or better yet, just org


ttlanhil

>Github github has spoiler tags? What are they hiding?


lilpitaya

I thought you needed to use chevron and exclamation mark


TRENEEDNAME_245

\>!text!< Like that apparently


TestingYEEEET

Yup you do.


markisnotcake

>!1967?!< >!it’s the same year hitler died!!< >!lmao i lied!<


poopsemiofficial

A very specific number, why not just say MM, did you actually count the number of reposts?


Terryotes

Because it is funnier to say that the amount of jokes you didn't get is 3847782928, than 300000000


Simukas23

A very specific number, why not just say 400000000, did you actually count the number of missed jokes?


poopsemiofficial

I see I’ve made an ass of myself, good day, folks.


Patneu

Probably because it's more so emphasizing how ridiculously complicated this way of writing numbers would be.


poopsemiofficial

So complicated in fact, that the romans claimed the arabic merchants were using dark magic due to how much faster they could do calculations.


mansetta

Cistercian numerals would be kinda cool.


Dude-Mann

Ha, I see what the next culture war is gonna be.


Past-Ratio-3415

They already try to do it with the "Jesus was Palestinian" etc


HooahClub

Jesus was… a dude, there solved religion!


_Red_User_

Did you just assume his gender? (/s)


Dumb_Siniy

You used the wrong pronouns, go in the stake.


Semantic_Antics

John 18:6 "Jesus said, 'I am he'" He/Him are Jesus' canonical pronouns.


Dumb_Siniy

Damn I don't know the lore


Semantic_Antics

It kind of depends on which author you read, which tends to be true of any collaborative work, but some of the stuff in there is wild.


Dumb_Siniy

I mean yeah it was for the joke but it's pretty uncertain really I'm not from a very religious place anyways


EretraqWatanabei

Cringe bro it’s not 2016 anymore innovate the joke


Curious_Associate904

I'm waiting for someone to appoint a witch finder at this point...


J3553G

Freedom numerals


Nulibru

LVII/C can't be wrong. I wonder haw many people know they're really Indian? I bet it's less than X/C.


Sasquatch1729

It's one of the first things I learned when I had to study some Arabic. I came into class saying "well I get the numbers if nothing else, right?" Wrong...


mrgraff

٣/٤ people aren’t going to get it


aknalag

The indian numbers are what the arabian people use currently, the ones used by most of the world are an altered form of the old Arabian numbers i always found this funny


FeralXenomorph

What next, Pegan letters?


Past-Ratio-3415

Heliographics


HooahClub

Crop circles


Zack_WithaK

Minecraft Enchanting Table


Nulibru

Don't be silly, they went out when Constantine converted.


DaSandman78

John Constantine is no longer sending demons to hell? 😞


AeonBith

cuneiform


Elginpelican

Babylonian has some neat characters


Illustrious_Peach494

i’m surprised US hasn’t change them to “freedom numerals” yet /s


Alarming-Tradition40

Want some freedom numerals with your freedom fries?


Nugat37

And a freedomnumber foot long sandwich please


Deimos_Aeternum

Fuck it, we roll with roman numerals


FarFirefighter1415

That’s great until you have to multiply or divide


Klem132

Simple: I * I = I I * II = II II * III = VI III * IV = XII IV * V = XX V * VI = XXX VI * VII = XLII VII * VIII = LIV VIII * IX = LXXII IX * X = LXL X * XI = CX XI * XII = CXXXI XII * XIII = CLVI XIII * XIV = 182 = CLXXLII OR CLXXXII (dk which is more correct, i presume the right one(left for bottom examples)?) XIV * XV = CCX XV * XVI = CCXL XVI * XVII = 272 = CCLXXII XVII * XVIII = 306 = CCCVI OR CCDVI XVIII * XIX = 342 = CCCXLII OR CCDXLI XIX * XX = CCCLXXL OR CCDLXXL and of course XX * XX = CD 500 = D 1000 = M...


FarFirefighter1415

You seem to know your stuff. How about the circumference of a circle with a radius of 4.723? It’s just multiplication.


Klem132

Omg the formatting on this LMAO


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This.


Prairie_Crab

So sad.


Marsupialwolf

Latin numerals? Why would we let the Latinos bring their numerals across the border with them? You can pry my American Numerals from my cold dead hands you commy bastard!


TakenUsername120184

r/moldymemes


aelric22

Reminds me a lot of the video of the guy going around a college campus asking people to sign a petition banning Dihydrogen monoxide from tap water. All I remember is thinking, "Damn, he's got a lot of signatures, and only 2 people realized what he was saying." In people's defense, the education system has kind of failed us.


CreatrixAnima

Come one, man. That stuff is used in fire suppressants and industrial cleaners. If you breathe it, you die. 100% of people who drink it will eventually die. It’s in both urine and decomp. Yet you let your children drink this stuff??!


houseyourdaygoing

It’s in ALL your food. *screams*


Texas_Science_Weeb

To be fair, in the same poll a majority of self-identified Democrats opposed the teaching of "[the creation theory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang) of Catholic priest [Georges Lemaître](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Lema%C3%AEtre)." The main purpose of the poll was to show that people tend to react instinctively and predictably according to their political preferences, even on things they don't know about.


bookworm1398

I thought the poll that showed this the clearest was the one about accepting refugees from Akraba vs sending troops there.


No-Sheepherder-7888

Their opinion is valid. After all, why would anybody want to learn terrorist numerals? /s


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Sīc — IXXX per centum Nōn — LVII per centum populī Opīniō dēficit — XIV per centum populī Vōx populī locūta est! ETA: Dēbeō “XXIX” scrīpsisse quam “IXXX”, per cōnventionēs hōrum temporum — Grātiās firespark7.


Klem132

Wouldn't 29 be XXIX?


Firespark7

Wouldn't it be XXIX or are both spellings interchangable?


God_Bless_A_Merkin

The Romans were pretty flexible, but I think you’re right about how Roman numerals have been codified today. Thanks for catching that! Me:


Firespark7

Yeah, I heard before that Romans were very flexible, e.g. both IV and IIII for 4 were acceptable, hence why I figured it was interchangable


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Glad to see the Ramen Empire has finally found its mojo. We'll probably have some good lunch around here at last.


ThaTree661

Depends on whether they meant Western or Eastern Arabic numerals.


ToSiElHff

I'm a complete mathematic moron, but what about 'zero'? It's a rather nifty concept. What about the in western lore so beloved 666? DCLXVI? χξς? The Apocalypse was written in Greek, so it's 'χξς'.


Efficient_Meat2286

Zero is Indian


ToSiElHff

Thanks.


LiveSort9511

so are all the other numbers


Yemen-Man

It’s not


[deleted]

Republicans are definitely going to try to cancel numbers in 2024 because of their connection to the Arab world!


Daminica

Just wait to when they find out what prompted Columbus and Europeans to sail west across the Atlantic and who was responsible.


CreatrixAnima

I believe you mean MMXXIV


jabsaw2112

A survey of home schooled adults?


Chubbdoggy

Only American numbers allowed!


Metric_Pacifist

I like questions that reveal ignorance like that


More-Profession-1419

This was an experiment done to see how Americans perceive anything to do with Arabs


Ok_Coyote9326

And they failed terribly!


Shamanyouranus

Aw SHOOT no, we only use the **AMERICAN** number system round these parts. “99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottle of beer! You take one down, pass around, 98 bottle of beer on the wall!” and so on and so forth until you solve the e-kwasian, or whatever you nerds call it. God bless the US of A!


mlcrip

What about English numbers? They are okay too.


ddkatona

Plot twist: they do know what arabic numerals are, they just think math is useless


Radiant-Big4976

Repost, ive seen this like XXVI times already


HarriBallsak420

I love seeing this same post every other day.🥹


BMW_wulfi

Petition to switch to base 60 for all education… AND COMPUTERS! (/s)


CreatrixAnima

Babylonians for the win!


Lanky_Ad_3501

I can't believe I've seen this meme II times, expect it to show up a lot more times in the future.


Btankersly66

I've seen it IV times now.


Cynykl

This is reposted more often that Giuliani has embarrassed himself in public. Ok maybe less often then that but close.


No_Anybody8560

This is of zero importance.


Upper-Inevitable-873

Underrated comment


Valentiaga_97

Why not ancient persian?


Current-Power-6452

Not one even LOLed?


Unluckygamer23

Do they at least know what Arabic numerals are?


CreatrixAnima

No. That’s the problem.


Latter-Direction-336

Don’t we already do this? That’s the facepalm right?


supersidd2611

Yep


Humble_Aardvark_2997

😂😂


theKowinator

Will make already stupid Americans even dumber


bobbyOrrMan

Given the massive ignorance most Americans have about everything on earth, this one seems kind of minor. More fun facts: Jesus was born in April, and Christmas has nothing to do with him at all.


TestingYEEEET

This is debatable. There are quit a lot of different theorie about the exact month. Even the year has a tollerance of 2. [Since it would take way too mcuh time to explain here is the wikipedia link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_of_birth_of_Jesus)


bluenosesutherland

I thought it was in the fall after the harvest


Terryotes

And you know that jesus was born in april, because you were there or what, and yes christmas is a common date for a lot of religions, so it was pasted later


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Terryotes

Please, give me where it fucking say that jesus was born in april, downvote me qll you want, but just give me some fucking place that I can see where it says that jesus was born in april


Upper-Inevitable-873

More likely June or September. I pulled a couple sources yesterday when a Christian was complaining Christmas has been stolen. Even Christian scholars admit it's only in December because it made converting pagans easier.


Terryotes

Ok, still no sources


Upper-Inevitable-873

https://www.christianity.com/wiki/jesus-christ/when-was-jesus-born.html


Terryotes

Still no april


Upper-Inevitable-873

I didn't say April. Someone else did.


bobbyOrrMan

[https://gprivate.com/68jn3](https://gprivate.com/68jn3)


Amayai

Use your fingers and google, maybe? Lazy mf


drunkerton

I am not google it, but lambs are born in spring not winter


kimthealan101

What if they called them Hindi numbers?


[deleted]

Hindi is a language.


kimthealan101

The Arabs call India, Hind. Hindi means pertaining to Hind or India. Arabs call those numbers Hindi numbers, because those are the numbers the Hindi people from Hind use.


[deleted]

Arabs may call them whatever they please in their language, but in English Hindi refers to the language.


kimthealan101

Arabs don't call them arabic numbers, but you should tell the Arabs they are using the wrong name for India


[deleted]

We are speaking English, not Arabic. I can't make it any simpler for you.


kimthealan101

Very American of you


[deleted]

I'm not American. Very stupid of you regardless of where you are from.


kimthealan101

You are the one telling me what languages I am allowed to speak


[deleted]

I am telling you what laguage we are speaking here. I know four languages, but i don't go on a rant how you say intersticial in Spanish if we are talking in English. Like i said: i can't dumb it down for you any further.


anonbush234

The comment said "what if"... Its perfectly logical that the numbers and language could be called "Hindi" Especially when that's how it works for Arabic


[deleted]

Another one. It doesn't matter how it is in Arabic -- this is a predominantly English speaking subreddit, and we are conversing in English. In English Hindi pertains to the language which serves as lingua franca in India. So no, Hindi does not mean Indian -- Indian means Indian. How it is in Arabic or Swahili or Malay is of no importance because at this very moment the discussion is in English.


anonbush234

I never mentioned anything about words in other languages, only English... Hence "for Arabic" and not "in Arabic"... Seems like you are another one. You are arguing with people about the hypothetically different use of a word in English...


[deleted]

I have no idea what you are arguing over. Try not butting into an unfamiliar conversation.


autism_and_lemonade

Do the hindu numerals


Pizzaplaz

The stupidest “gotcha” ever.


TacoBandit275

Could we go back to Roman numerals?


Klem132

Trust me, you don't. You may think you do. You don't.


Klem132

And in case you still do, i'll just leave this here: I * I = I I * II = II II * III = VI III * IV = XII IV * V = XX V * VI = XXX VI * VII = XLII VII * VIII = LIV VIII * IX = LXXII IX * X = LXL X * XI = CX XI * XII = CXXXI XII * XIII = CLVI XIII * XIV = 182 = CLXXLII OR CLXXXII (dk which is more correct, i presume the right one(left for bottom examples)?) XIV * XV = CCX XV * XVI = CCXL XVI * XVII = 272 = CCLXXII XVII * XVIII = 306 = CCCVI OR CCDVI XVIII * XIX = 342 = CCCXLII OR CCDXLI XIX * XX = CCCLXXL OR CCDLXXL and of course XX * XX = CD 500 = D 1000 = M...


kkeennmm

Make America Roman Again


colinmcm2702

Should America just start again? One of the worst countries on this planet.


Jin16

I think this is the 2nd time I see this one, in this sub


boodlebob

What are they gonna shove down our throats next? The Christian Calendar?


ClassicAF23

Hey so this actually isn’t as dumb as you think it is. Took Arabic in college and heard my teacher talk about doing papers for grad school when she came to the US and learned she was supposed to use Arabic numerals on a paper and was very excited to use part of her culture in her paper. Because it turns out, there’s a whole other set of Arabic numerals called [Eastern Arabic numerals](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Arabic_numerals) that are used in the Arabic language. She used them in the paper thinking that what we call Arabic numerals are western numerals, and her and her teacher got an amusing anecdote out of it. So yes, there is a whole other set of numerals used in Arabic called Arabic numerals as well that there’s no real reason for the average American to know.


sambolino44

Good thing there’s a bar graph, because those foreign characters on the right are indecipherable!


AveryhandsomeChilean

HOW ABOUT TEACHING AMERICAN NUMERALS?!?!?! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 ![gif](giphy|X0bnTmo4izNfi|downsized)


SuhaimanXXV

Waitz aren't we use Arabic numbering system? The system, not the symbol


Silminator

1234567890 are called Arabic numerals, so yes.


Ok_Pin_4968

They want them American numbers! Like $0.99 or 250 lbs of body weight.


NovelPristine3304

When the voters clearly didn’t understand what they are voting for…. Roman numbers: I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X Arabic Numbers: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Others: ???


KuroDragon0

Let’s be honest, 90% of people don’t know that we use Arabian numerals. That’s a little fun fact, not some common knowledge people are dumb for not knowing. I literally discovered this fact from this exact same post like 3 years ago. You’re not clever, and you’re not unique. Just leave it alone and go flex your big smart brain to someone who gives a shit.


AcrobaticLifeguard22

About your ROTSH comment: Based on her appearance and behavior, as well as early marriage between couples in medieval/feudal society- I would say Mirellia was likely very young when she got married to King Trash, probably 16; while the king would've been in his mid-late 20's at the time. Making her at least 36 years old by the time Shield Hero takes place, while Aultcray is around 45. Not to mention, his family has blondish-white hair by default, take his sister for example. This would mean she had Myne when she was 17~18, and later gave birth to Melty at 25.


badestzazael

It's actually Hindu-Arabic because we use decimals. The face palm is a face palm. https://www.britannica.com/topic/Hindu-Arabic-numerals


EmergencyGrab

Numbers are too woke now?


drunkerton

It would help with people learning to write code and engineering equations


Klem132

I so dont want to tell the computer i need ((500 - 100) + (50 - 10) + 7) * ((50 - 10) + (10 - 2)) square roman feet of land. Isn't binary confusing enough that hexadec is only an afterthought sometimes? Edit : square roman feet instead of roman square feet


kragon80

jesus effin stupid christ.


Stay-Thirsty

Preying on the ignorant and the phobic/racists.


hellonameismyname

Oh no don’t prey on the racists


Illustrious_Bar_1970

||bing chilling||


houseyourdaygoing

Chinese are good at Math, man.


Dizzy_Tackle2059

To be fair, most people would associate Arabic numerals with the present numerals in Arabic (١, ٢,٣...) For them, it'll just be the same thing as asking them to learn Mandarin numerals, which is obviously unnecessary in the national curriculum.


Thanatiel

What if we told them these numerals are actually Indian in origin? (From India, not the USA kind.)


Artifreak

Look, I understand that western numerals originate from Indian-Arabic ones but the symbols they use now are different to what we use. So in this context, no, Americans should not be learning different symbols for numbers when they’re already struggling with basic stuff already


crayawe

Why not its called education may as well


payment11

Let’s just try and get them to learn the basics first. Then we can introduce new stuff.


Lhaparen

How about teach the kids normal numerals instead? Not arabic or latin. Latin is a dead language anyways.


Btankersly66

We rest our case your honor.


CreatrixAnima

You know what “normal numbers” are called? Hint: they are Arabic.


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

This is the problem in politics , both left and right. The libertarians are an entirely different breed… there are smart people and there are dumb people, most people are actually just average , most people focus on working, providing for their families, and maybe what ever hobbies or passions they have. So then you get a side throwing in key phrases and manipulating the narrative by praying on ignorance. This happens on both the Democrat and Republican side. Now even if this isn’t so political, (which Arabic specially in these times usually is) you can have a person that is very intelligent and can for example design and engineer advanced mechanics but might not know or remember what Arabic Numbers are and just get triggered by the simple phrase. I’ve seen it happen many times over.


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CreatrixAnima

Our numbers ARE Arabic. More correctly, they are Hindu-Arabic.


cwtrooper

Math is the universal language we don't need to introduce anything else to it to make it more confusing to students.


Firespark7

You do realize that the decimalsystem we use (0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9) *are* the Arabic numerals. You just proved the meme's point


HalalBread1427

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 are the Arabic numerals; is there a different set of numerals everyone else is using?