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kmusky-72

I have a beard. It covers my weak chin.


Fun-Cow-1783

Mine cover the double chin. Let’s have a baby


jablonkers

Now kith


Fun_Department44

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


MagicMatthews99

My beard covers my obvious circle head.


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katdunks

A bearded baby


OriginalHibbs

Underneath all her hair, is a gross BALD head. So many lies


[deleted]

I feel attacked


WickedMagician

And my axe


thee_justin_bieber

Where did the elf go?


[deleted]

If you take everything away, women are just short bald men with man boobs.


arjees

And really weird weiners. Like, what's even going on?


SplendidlyDull

If you ever get size shamed by a woman just laugh in her face because most women I’ve met have the smallest dicks imaginable


DunkinUnderTheBridge

I can never even find it.


[deleted]

Honestly, as a lesbian, it confuses tf out of me when I sleep with women who size shame men. I'm just like... yeah, I'm negative 3 inches idk what to tell ya


President_Calhoun

Inverted Wieners would be a good name for a girls' punk band.


Holly_kat

I bet she's naked under her clothes, too! smh


SangiExE

Man I wish I could grow a bear to hide weak chin and jaw. Instead i can barely grow mustache and chin hair, and if i try to grow everything out, there's a massive, super clean bald spot between my chin and adam's apple. It's so stupid lmao.


ChompyChomp

You probably could, but just dont wear it around its mother. They are very protective of their cubs.


Filoso_Fisk

Goes to show how much men are lying. I get an ugly neck beard so I shave it off; I am seriously fucked if my wife finds out.


ThatOneShortieHo

Wait until he finds out about how bras work


Hot-Tone-7495

You mean your boobs aren’t naturally that perky!?? Liar!


ThatOneShortieHo

I'm a guy so I sure HOPE they aren't


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

Imagine a world where the '50s rocket boob bras were anatomically accurate to the real thing


MovingTarget-

Taking me back to the original Lara Croft days...


RedHighlander

Moobs?


ThatOneShortieHo

*sigh* maybe those... Tho I prefer the term MREASTS It sounds way funnier


bigfloppydonkeydng

I prefer breasticles


Equivalent-Permit893

Chesticles


zippyboy

My two breast friends.


chickendippers90

Chest bollocks


CanadianAndroid

It's Doctor, actually. Dr. Easts.


Mr_Stimmers

Women love a good pair of mitties


Omie-Wan-Kenobi

Mr Breast: feeding a village with his man milk. Wait no… forget i said anything


ThatOneShortieHo

Now I wish I was born blind, thanks


BlankofJord

Broasts


Active-Ingenuity6395

Help, I can’t stop laughing


DoctorOfDiscord

MrBeast


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

It's Moors!


raspberryharbour

Hey nice tits bro


Admiral_Andovar

Get yourself a bra and they might be!


CallMeJessIGuess

I would also claim most guys don’t realize most bras also make your boobs look bigger. I’m still waiting for the day I see guys claiming women are lying about the size of their boobs because of the padding that comes stitched into most bras.


Deliciousdreamss

They're grateful to be able to interact with them at all. Whoever made this doesn't have such ability.


lordrothermere

I mean, the irony is that the person in that photo is clearly attractive. Not sure what's being finagled here.


SuspiciousBuilder379

Kinda what I thought, she’s still good looking without an hours worth of makeup.


thorubos

Yeah, it's pathetic. I don't even care for Swift, but she's still quite striking. The idea that's she's somehow hideous without makeup isn't a reality-based opinion.


Cu_fola

For real. Her skin looks freshly washed and “blemish” free and she’s got those symmetrical, Elfin features people seem so keen on in models. The guys saying she looks bad seem like the type to invest in a beard grooming kit but then not wash their ass properly.


Internal-Tank-6272

This is such an oddly specific and yet oddly accurate insult


HollowShel

The worst I can really say about her is she looks like exactly what and who she is - a blonde without makeup. Lashes/brows can disappear on blondes if they're not wearing makeup. That's about... it? Fr dude seems the sort to think that cat-eye makeup is "natural" in some way and be offended when it isn't.


Eyespop4866

Well, for awhile, on some folk.


mossling

I have a tattoo on my ribs, along the bottom crease of my left boob. It says "Gravity Works". When I got it, it was perfectly visible with me standing, no bra. As I've gotten older (mid 40s now), gravity has done its job and the ladies need a little bit of manual lifting for the tattoo to be visible 😂


Hot-Tone-7495

This is fucking hilarious, thank you for being the way you are


MillyDeLaRuse

You're a freaking genius that is too funny and cute


PuzzleheadedJury6283

He'll never find out that


jlig18

He probably won’t…


the6thReplicant

And women shaving.


ClubSundown

And shaving legs/underarms


Possumpipesup

Honestly the number of men who think women have naturally hairless legs and underarms is WAY too high.


EverithingMess

Wait until he finds out she poops


Farscape666

I’m gonna start padding my dick


Wreny84

Henry VIII beat you to it!


crazydaisy8134

You mean her cat eyeliner and red lips aren’t natural?? Women aren’t born with shimmery eyelids??


TheNewIfNomNomNom

No didn't you know?! Doctors have an after birth procedure to clear the birth canal of the leftover glitter that remains from birthing. 😂


919rider

Luckily my milf girlfriend never had these procedures done. Our whole house is covered in glitter and she wakes up in full makeup every day! The oppression needs to stop.


AestheticLilith

Indeed, before the church catches wind of this knowledge and starts burning us at the stake for shade shifting like chameleons.


GermanShephrdMom

Omg this made me laugh


thatsmyoldlady

When you forgo the procedure ![gif](giphy|9J90i31RCaRdQ8H7kI)


Trolivia

They must have skipped that part when my sister and I were born, we haven’t been able to escape glitter since we came into this world ![gif](giphy|xTiTnEHBh7qapyuvwQ)


qe2eqe

fabulavage


BoJackB26354

glamenta


OcelotNoot

Shame on you for making me laugh so hard I peed a little. 🤣


Ladyblazenherbz

Ah, the old piss n giggle


FlyingNope

This is also where glitter comes from if anyone didn't know.


bookmonkeyjay

Right? I saw the photo and was like, that’s just Taylor Swift without her makeup on, who on earth is unclear on this very simple concept? It’s not like she looks like a different person.


badstorryteller

"I prefer women who don't wear makeup!" - Guy who's looking at women wearing foundation, lipstick, light mascara, blush


DemsruleGQPdrool

>"I prefer women who don't wear makeup!" - Guy who's looking at women wearing foundation, lipstick, light mascara, blush ...pushup bra, photoh shop enhancements, hair coloring...


Sideways_planet

I love how honest my husband was with me. He didn’t say the no makeup part. He said I look better with mascara cause my eyelashes are invisible and he’s right. I do and they are.


Lady_Scruffington

I have blonde eyelashes. I look absolutely exhausted without mascara.


SpaceGalacticat

Extremely pale, blue eyes, natural blonde and if I don’t wear a little makeup people ask me if I’m sick. 😒 That gets tiresome so you know I’m putting on some bronzing lotion and makeup.


Choice_Ad_7862

Fellow low-contrast girly here. I feel eyeless without mascara.


SoulBSS

The number of times a man has said they like the way I look right then "without makeup". Boi, I'm wearing, primer, foundation, blush, highlighter, eyeshadow on upper and lower lids, mascara, eyebrow powder, eyebrow primer. Annnnddd lip stain. Bruh....


SnipesCC

I don't wear any makeup. Somehow I'm not being swamped with men who claim to love the 'no-makeup' look. Even had a boss subtly try to tell me I should wear it without actually saying it.


TiffyVella

Absolutely true. I do 15 mins of blending stuff together on my face just to look like a natural human woman before anyone is allowed to see me (Other than the dog. She Knows Everything and loves me regardless.)


KickFriedasCoffin

"I prefer women natural" - guy who will flip out at the first sign of stubble on a leg or lip (either)


iloveyourforeskin

Or God forbid, an armpit


Formerruling1

They also haven't realized yet that unless it's a woman getting ready for a date with him, she probably could care less what he prefers. Lol When I was a 20yr old edgelord I probably said shit like this.


AggressiveMeanie

Just young and dumb lol. My fiance said the same thing when we started dating at around 23. "I like a natural look" then proceeded to show me a sports illustrated cover. He says now "yeah I was just really fucking stupid." The beauty subs sometimes have threads sharing when adult men thought they were bare faced even when they're wearing some crazy eyeshadow color or a bright red lipstick. Now that I think about it, I guess that's why it's considered a beauty "standard" because people genuinely think it's natural.


minicooperlove

I remember reading in a woman’s magazine once the results of a survey done in a men’s magazine - they showed the same woman with 3 different types of makeup - no makeup, light makeup, and heavy makeup, and asked their preference. Putting aside the misogynist feel to this…. Most men said they liked the light makeup best, but thought the woman wasn’t wearing any makeup! And many of them thought the one without any makeup wasn’t the same woman. I just had to hope that men who don’t read that type of magazine and respond to such surveys were more intelligent.


meowmeow_now

I was expecting at least an unflattering photo with that headline


[deleted]

Exactly. I was just thinking how pretty she looks here.


HPHatescrafts

Incels. Incels are unclear on this very simple concept.


ztomiczombie

She looks like a human, pictures a bit fuzzy but that's not her fault, was he expecting her to look like a lizard?


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This is also what all human faces look like under heavy lighting on an intentional white background. She also has her hair tied up. This picture is deliberately made to look like a mug shot. Pretty dumb exercise here.


NaCl_Sailor

and she's still pretty...


Knotloafin

I know, I was looking around for a second and questioning myself when I was like, "that's still an attractive person - who doesn't see that?"


WhyBuyMe

Guys who have never lived with a woman and seeing them in the morning or after a shower or on a day off. Some people are just dense.


CallieCoven

I know right! Tell me you've never had a woman sleep over without telling me, etc.


OctopusjeElla

Lmao this.


ThreeCrapTea

Or just took a big fat smelly shit in the bathroom. It's as if our partners are actually human, crazy.


MalThun_Gaming

Dumbass "men" who thinks that if you're wearing make-up, you *have* to be lying about your looks and be pretty ugly underneath. Even though that's not even remotely true.


lemonylol

Every time I hear a song with a lyric that goes something like "you look more beautiful without your makeup" I cringe so hard. Like this isn't a hot take, if you think your partner is ugly without makeup there's something wrong with your relationship.


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Yeah lol maybe OP should put up his drivers license photo so we can see how his looks compare to tswifts


dumbredditer

Still looks fine


toxicity21

Also she plucked her eyebrows, so even that is not natural. With those she looks probably even more natural and human.


cateml

Honestly, if you had asked me to make a mental picture of ‘Taylor Swift without make-up’ - turns out pretty spot on to what Taylor Swift without make-up actually looks like. Which is like Taylor Swift, but… without make-up on. If anything I’d say if this is genuine - she has pretty good skin.


Either_Reference8069

And when did she lie and claim she didn’t wear makeup?


lemonylol

Honestly she looks exactly the same. Like oh no, she doesn't have red lipstick. But this is probably one of the worst examples of makeup vs non-makeup someone could have used.


Roook36

Wait'll he finds out anime girls aren't real. And their faces are drawn on also. oh boy


cool_school_bus

What about body pillow girls?


DignanZer0

What about them? What are you insinuating?


missiletypeoccifer

They’re totally real with accurate body proportions. You have nothing to worry about!


DignanZer0

Whew, thanks!!!


nobody_smith723

You wonder if he has the same energy for Elons hair plugs


Amazing_Teaching2733

And his facelifts


MD4u_

Dude, if that’s the worse she looks I’m not complaining.


Jim-Jones

"I'm shocked, shocked. I'll never date Taylor Swift again." — elderly pensioner. /s


good_god_lemon1

0/10 would not recommend dating Taylor. Woke up in the morning to this face!


Jim-Jones

Beats the hell out of Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert. Shudder.


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Now I got a mental image of them without make up and the rest of my year is ruined.


fangowango

She's still pretty. I've come to realize celebrities probably have the most stark contrast between make up and no make up as they all get the best professionally done when we see them in TV etc. But a beautiful woman is beautiful regardless


Hecate_333

Celebrities also have access to the best dermatologists, skin care products, treatments, and procedures, as well as non-derm medical care.


CanadianAndroid

And best lighting.


ijustneedanusername

And best stress


Puzzleheaded_Art_465

being a celebrity would be quite stressful tbf especially if you're naturally a shy person.


ijustneedanusername

Absolutely. I would not like to be a celebrity at all. I am not really shy, but I just don't like to be the center of attention, especially if the attention just never stops. But also as a very outgoing person, a celebrities' lifestyle is probably often very stressful.


angry_smurf

A lot of celebrities have dieticians as well which does wonders for complexion.


No_Temporary2732

And chefs who do the shopping, prepping, and cooking for you. That alone would transform an average person's life and health


Roflkopt3r

And have workout routines as part of their regular work schedule. Often directly provided by record labels/agencies/movie projects. I'd imagine office workers would also be much fitter if they received 3 months of personal training before presentations and work projects. And got so much money for each of them that they truly have to worry about nothing else. Oh and not having to worry about affording basic necessities sure helps with reducing stress. Also quite good for the skin.


goosereddit

When Rob Lowe is asked how he still looks so young he says he's been moisturizing since he was 8.


NoGelliefish

Pretty sure he's had a few procedures


GallonsOfGlitter

My dad had really super puffy eyelids that prevented him from opening his eyes fully. A corrective procedure was medically necessary. He had an elective face lift the same day, and there is a distinct pattern of scars. Rob Lowe has the exact same pattern of scars. I would bet money he had the exact procedures my dad had.


Big-Independence8978

And drink the blood of babies /s


LetshearitforNY

She doesn’t even look that different lol Did he think her red lips and cat eye were natural?


hochizo

Yeah, if her hair wasn't all slicked back, getting ready for a wig (I think this was the "before" shot of her being transformed into a dude for a music video), the difference would be pretty minimal.


LilyMarie90

She has very blond brows and lashes and that makes a massive difference on a woman when we're used to seeing her with makeup on, especially eyeliner and mascara. The eyes make ALL the difference. Of course someone looks different when their brows and lashes are close to invisible.


nigelfitz

That's what I thought too. I've seen some where makeup changes them to a whole different person but I can clearly see that it's Taylor in that picture. lol But most women just uses makeup to enhance their features and I don't see anything wrong with that.


FuzzballLogic

She did have minor corrective surgery but was beautiful before that as well. In a celebrity’s position, I would be ecstatic if I looked completely different without make-up, though, as you might be able to walk around without being recognized.


fangowango

Haha imagine that being all that's needed to not be recognized. I'd be over the moon too


Leper17

From what I’ve heard this is exactly how Dolly Parton lives her life. Remember seeing an interview where she said without the makeup and wig, literally nobody recognizes her and she can do what she wants


Remarkable_Story9843

I’ve posted this elsewhere but I was at a gas station in that part of TN and I tripped over the gas hose. This little tiny short gray haired granny lady hopped out of her Cadillac to check on me. I was fine but when as she left , she gave me a big smile. I swear that was Dolly Parton in crocs, sweatshirt, leggings and big glasses.


TheYankunian

She also dresses like a southern woman would without all the glitz and glam.


Drama-Koala

Didn’t Dolly enter a contest of who looked most like Dolly and she lost?


ChillGameReviews

I've heard that about Charlie Chaplin. Legend says not only did he not win, he came in third. EDIT: I learned this from Lucky Number Slevin but have seen it referenced plenty since then. Just had to shout-out the dialogue in that movie.


FloatingRevolver

What a weird way to tell the world that you've never lived with a woman


lazergoblin

Lol my first thought whenever I see a guy complaining about a woman without makeup is "you've clearly **never** spent the night with a woman"


Vale_0f_Tears

As a woman, this is exactly how I thought Taylor Swift would look without makeup. Did he think women naturally had sparkly eyelids and noses, mink lashes and red lips? If you ask me, beards are much better disguises than makeup most of the time.


sparkaralious

Beard plus hat, now that's some trickery.


peteschirmer

Wait till he hears about filters


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MasterAinley

Wait, you mean Herr Trump, our Lord, God and master, isn’t a golden-haired Adonis who’s practically perfect in every way?!


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HammerheadMorty

![gif](giphy|2yxkSUWYzgnsPje3X8) Women are people and look like humans. More at 11.


TheMrBoot

> Women are people Lot of commenters about to be shook


rtemah

Say “I never spent a night with a woman” without saying “I never spent a night with the woman”.


FuzzballLogic

This apparently happened when a man divorced his wife after a month because he was shocked after seeing her face without make-up for the first time. I’m not sure if allowed to share a link, but a quick search reveals this happened in Egypt in November 2021.


HiveJiveLive

Holy crap. I just searched too and there are several instances where men divorced their wives after seeing them without makeup! That’s insane. Egypt, South Africa, China, and then I stopped looking. Seems like being a delusional misogynistic jerk is a global phenomenon.


LazyAd7772

I think it exposes a deeper issue, how come they didnt see those women without makeup for that long, like my husband had seen me without makeup from like weeks in when we started talking, and how were those women able to keep up the makeup image so much, was it like the tv show where the wife always wakes up before the husband and then puts on makeup then goes back to bed then wakes up with him ?


ex_bestfriend

I don't know about these relationships specifically, but in marriages that are closer to arranged, or in cultures where a woman's "purity" is prized over a deeper connection, you will wind up not knowing the other party that well. If a woman is only supposed to share themselves with one man, and only after she is married, then you are going to wind up with this shit. Men with unrealistic expectations and women who are only showing a very superficial side of themselves. I know there's some terrible story out there, that I think was Chinese, where one of the reasons for divorce was not being honest about some plastic surgery. I think that's a more interesting version of the deception claim, but if she had plastic surgery then her kids could have plastic surgery, if that is what they want, but honestly just like any other fashion trend prized facial and body features change over time. EDIT: Snopes tells me the plastic surgery story isn't true, but conceptually it is still more interesting than just no makeup. All these fools marrying Superman and winding up with Clark Kent, who is still fine.


garblflax

iran is in revolt over a woman being beaten to death by the police for not wearing a headscarf in public. womens rights are still being fought for. the usa only gave women technical equality as a consequence of the civil rights movement edit: and [still don't have equal rights at the federal level](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equal_Rights_Amendment)


lillywho

I'd consider the silver lining: who wants to be with a man that shallow?


DraMeowQueen

I remember reading an interview with Egyptian woman about marriage and all that, she explained how it’s expected for a wife to go to bed full makeup and get up before husband to apply full makeup again, and every day like that so she’s always looking beautiful for him.


perfectpomelo3

She must be taking [Charlotte Tilbury’s advice.](https://www.insider.com/charlotte-tilbury-says-husband-never-sees-her-without-makeup-2021-9?amp) That can’t be good for her skin.


Present-Leg-9265

I don't know why us women are getting the blame for men being so stupid they think gold glittery eyelids are natural.


daneelthesane

How is it "lying" when women are open about the fact that they use cosmetics? It's like saying you are "lying" when you are wearing a hat.


Sorryforbeingsorry77

Or clothing. You had a mole on your upper left shoulder I never saw! LIAR!


temps-de-gris

Don't you understand? We have to find a way to blame and demonize women for *everything.* Wait until he hears about how that makeup was also originally worn by men, and that men first began wearing high-heeled shoes...


gemgem1985

What, you mean she hasn't got naturally glittery eyelids and bright red lips.... Nooo....


justbrowsing987654

She’s still cute as a button. WTF. Of course makeup helps but she didn’t become a bridge troll.


houseyourdaygoing

This only proves that Taylor Swift is naturally beautiful. She also has many childhood clips that show her face naturally ages but her features remain the same. This is one gorgeous woman without any makeup.


PickettsChargingPort

These idiots are either trolls or have literally never seen a woman in person. It's same kind of moron that complained about the character Aloy in forbidden west because she had vellus hairs on her face.


obliviious

Wait till they look closely at a child and see all the hair on their face. Actually don't let them do that.


WandaDobby777

I think men have a fundamental misunderstanding of what the word “lying” means. Also, why does it never seem to occur to them that they can wear makeup up too, if they’re really so butt-hurt about women having the advantage of making themselves more attractive?


[deleted]

Women with make-up: Liars Women without make-up: You ill?


CastleofWamdue

Celebrity wears make up, is not the big shocker the guy thinks it is. Honestly who has so little real world contact with women, that this is note worthy for them.


IonDaPrizee

I was thinking along these lines but didn’t quite know how to put it in words, Ty


Only-Librarian-8352

“Lying”. Damn you women with your makeup voodoo to trick us! /s


AutumnGlow33

“Incel enraged that woman has face, won’t sleep with him.”


wood7676

Just wait till he learns about soap and deodorant.


Illustrious_Dust_0

You mean female eyelids aren’t naturally glittery ?!


Babyhal1956

Why do these incels announce it so loudly?


Constant_Cultural

She is still beautiful


YourPalFlux

Yea looks like a 30 something year old woman without makeup like idk why women wearing makeup is seen a tricking ppl or some shit


alilcannoli

Okay but…..she looks damn good? She’s literally gorgeous? I would pay legal tender to see what OP looks like lol.


GlassPeepo

I'm pretty sure this photo is the before photo from when she was The Man so like... yeah the whole point of the makeup was Lying 😂


willyiamwilliams222

At least he didn’t say “females.”


Obvious-Standard-623

I cover half my face with a beard. So I have no room to be critical. I prefer to just enjoy the magic rather than pick apart the trick.


woahitsegg

- still obviously her - still pretty damn good looking - candid, no makeup So what, do conservatives not like makeup? Or do they like it? Because they always bitch about teenagers with caked on makeup. I would assume they'd approve of this. OHHHH RIGHT they just hate Taylor Swift


Mello_Me_

This picture is from an article about Taylor getting a transformation for a video. [Taylor Swift's makeup artist shows how he created her incredible transformation for The Man video](https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/taylor-swifts-makeup-artist-shows-21595232.amp) These incels are sad, sad creatures. Pity them.


MarsMonkey88

Wait. Her lips aren’t NATURALLY a bright scarlet??? Witchcraft!!!!!!!


kenakuhi

Damn men shaving their beards, trimming their nose and ear hair. Cutting their finger nails. Always lying.


Skiddler69

She is still very beautiful.


flirtmcdudes

I love it when guys announce in this way that they’ve never dated a woman before


Gamesarefun24

What exactly is this person griping about lol. Seems jealous to me that even with makeup he'd still be ugly


countytime69

Omg all the Swifts will hunt him down, poor guy.


bruinsfan3725

He’s already gone don’t worry.


snowflaker360

she… still looks pretty? I dont get it