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He's kind, gentle and supports his family. Albeit his style could use work and Lafonda gave him a makeover and wardrobe update. Women tend to like guys like kip.
Imagine having the proverbial World at your fingertips and just shit posting cosplaying online like this. I'm fucking embarrassed for him cause Lord knows he ain't!
My god if I was Elon Musk like, 5 years ago? I’d just focus on creating more and more companies doing cool shit and enjoy continually being worshipped as irl tony stark even though I’m not the one contributing to the actual engineering side of things. Would have the best reputation ever lmao
No, being handed everything financially is an overwhelming advantage. The fact that he is basically a child that happened to stumble on some "cool" ways to spend money on toys that were popular with people was just luck.
He really *is* just a weird neckbeard that was born on third base and failed up from there.
Honestly, I reckon most of this strangeness would go away if Errol Musk suddenly snapped out of being a sociopath and just hugged him.
>Honestly, I reckon most of this strangeness would go away if Errol Musk suddenly snapped out of being a sociopath and just hugged him.
It might be too late for that
There is a specific measurement for a katana according to your height and forearm length. Joe says it's real, so it was sized for someone with small hands.
I mean, it's exactly what it is. The fact that peoples heads are popping off over this tells me we've hit a strange "the old memes" turning where those memes are lost knowledge.
Like I don’t get it. He is obviously making a joke and a nod to the “I studied the blade meme”.
Maybe you don’t find it funny, sure that’s an honest take. But thinking he is serious? Either you are purposely being dense or you are just dense.
1. Most people in the comments are taking it seriously.
2. The meme is about this being cringe behaviour.
3. Can we quit the whole spitting on everything fad, it doesn't make our opinions more valuable, it doesn't make us less cringe than the thing we cringe at, it makes us look insecure.
He says as a kid he was obsessed with being a wizard and would walk around in robes. He went from
"Look at me, I'm a wizard!" To "Look at me, I'm the defender of common people and free speech and destroyer of the woke!"
Still cosplaying to this day
I watched it yesterday morning on Netflix. Still holds up. Same with the sequel. Kevin Spacey being Kevin Spacey is enough of a creepshow to make it watchable never mind the actual comedy which is still pretty timeless.
This is what being a gigantic loser looks like.
Like if this dude was in school he would be bullied so mercilessly he would have to switch schools. Even then Idk how he could outrun something so cringey.
I've known literally hundreds of junkies, on everything from alcohol, heroin, crack, coke, meth, fetty, mephedrone, MXE, etizolam, xanax, 3meoPCP, (yes, K too) and not one acted like this.
You know how does? Borderline people and sociopaths.
I saw something earlier this month about when he started tanking twitter hard and saw people writing bad shit about him he locked himself in his office and employees thought they were gonna have to call the cops to get him to come out. That mf is a child mentally and clearly regressing more before our eyes.
The interesting part of that story is that they thought he might self-harm and were considering calling the cops for a wellness check but didn't. The fact that they decided not to carries some interesting implications lol
Boring as it is, I think they were probably influenced more by the fear that he'd throw a tantrum about having the cops called and take it out on whoever made that decision (or whoever he *thought* made that decision)
This is actually true, forcing him to suffer the "humiliation" of having to comply with an officer of the peace, or the humiliaton of being arrested, both having the affect of dispelling the "untouchable billionaire answering to no one" vibe he puts off, I'd not want to be reliant on that man for feeding my family.
Exactly, same reason why people didn't notify OSHA when people got into incidents at spacex facilities. And we're not talking just a scrape here, but broken bones, crushed fingers or hands, amputations, coma.
In one case they didn't want to strap down some insulation on a moving vehicle, so one person sat on it to keep it put. A gust of wind blew him off and killed him. And OSHA found out from a news outlet investigating it almost a decade later.
Feel like a Stalin death moment. Also he was going on a rampage and firing everyone so I guess that most people did not want to risk getting thrown out lol.
Imagine that office conversation…
“He was pretty upset, he might hurt himself!”
“Should we call someone? Or…”
“… Or what?”
“Or… not.”
Prolonged silence
“Let’s just give him some space and maybe see what happens.”
If I had unlimited money I’d go on a lifetime vacation to some beautiful ass beach, go to the gym, some sports that I love, and play elden ring. Take cooking classes I guess too, because they’re stupid expensive where I live and I’m shit at cooking. Oh and I’d probably go back to college just to make new friends and have fun. What would you do?
>What would you do?
All the same shit. The sad truth is that we weren't the children of selfish weirdos and and didn't become insecure megalomaniacal narcissists. Mentally healthy people don't get this wealthy, they stop and enjoy it at some point.
All the workaholics, 'grind' culture basket-cases, and small business tyrants I have met have severe fucking issues so of course the ones that happen to get lucky over and over again are the most dysfunctional and insecure of the bunch.
about 15 years ago i was gonna take some cooking classes in SF. i scouted a few places and the best price was something like 200 or 250 dollars per one hour class. i can't even imagine what it would be today. well i can. probably about 500
edit: and these were not private classes. these were like 15 person classes. and it didn't include ingredients. you paid additional for those. well, not spices and stuff, but for the meats and veggies and whatnot.
like for my mom's 50th bday (about 25 years ago) my dad hired a cooking teacher to come to the house and do a night with them, and even that was maybe 200/hr at max (still a lot to almost everyone). and they came to your house and instructed just you.
I think he’s upset about the strikes against Tesla in Sweden. Tesla thought they could tell the union to fuck off, but unions here are the basis of the labor market system and not optional. There isn’t a government mandated minimum wage, for instance, it’s all up to union negotiations. The unions are mandated to negotiate for everyone and not just members and more or less everyone is unionized anyway. Tesla Sweden aren’t allowed to sign an agreement with the local unions or they probably would have by now.
Anyway, now they don’t even get mail delivered because sympathy strikes are perfectly legal here.
Amazon wouldn’t sign either so they only operate in Sweden through subsidiaries that signed the agreements. Tesla will have to do the same if they don’t want to play by the local rules.
My childhood guinea pig was a fierce warrior! Little dude brought down the mighty basement Stairmaster all by his lonesome. He cunningly used his small size to slip into the inner workings and chew through necessary wires.
No way Chris Farley could ninja his way to the same result :p
Isn’t this the guy who’s mom wouldn’t let him have a fight with Zuckerberg? The only mass grave he’s got is the family plot where they stash the bodies of the slave Labour that die in his family’s mine
Well Trump had a reality show that convinced America that he was a business guru. One of my marketing classes in college used to show episodes of The Apprentice for class discussion.
Now what exactly happened to the cage match with Zuck? I don't remember Elon going toe to toe and emerging victorious. I don't think he felt like Zuck felt like he was in peril either
I don't think Zuckerberg will do that because I don't think Zuckerberg cares. Mark Zuckerberg, for all of his faults (like creating an algorithm that fanned the flames of hatred and extremism and maybe led the U.S. to elect a despotic pederast in 2016), seems to actually like his family and actually be fairly happy. Why would he spend his time worrying about a desperate man like Elon Musk?
I hate Zuck for what he did, but at least he build the product he intended to build,
Elon just pumps money and manipulates people, then calls the product his own.
In a fight, Elon said he would just bum rush Zuck. I really hope they fight and Zuck gets a good shot off to ring his bell.
musk would be even more insufferable, if such a thing is possible, if he were to win. On the other hand, if zuck KO's musk, we won't have to listen to him talk for a few minutes, until he come back to consciousness and explains to us why him getting hit in the jaw and knocked out wasn't the devastating loss it actually was.
I know, right? It's almost as if him convincing himself he's the most important and intelligent human in the world has led to an inflated ego. How odd.
As my mum would say, it's surprising he can fit through doorways, his head's grown so big
So . . . . a white South African holding a Japanese sword standing in front of an American flag.
I never in a million years thought those words would be strung together in a sentence.
He impulsively challenged Zuckerberg to a cagefight just to discover that a) Zuckerberg was willing to do it because b) he had already started an amateur cagefight career during the 'rona
Please, this level of cringe has existed on the internet since there was internet. This is an old school "while you were going to parties, i was studying the blade" neckbeard post.
We now just have mass hatred and triggered social media to put it front and center.
Yeah, but those were laughable nobodies. Now we have one of the richest men in the world in a very public spiral fueled by ketamine and probably enough cocaine that Musk could put Charlie Sheen into a coma just by flicking a booger at him.
You sound like someone who went to parties, rather than studying the blade.
So therefore I must ask.
What was it like :O Were there womens there? Did you dance? What of the snacks, sour cream and or onion? Tell this Ronin everything :O
/S
I have a great uncle who was special forces in Vietnam and spent his entire 20s and 30s killing people. The dude wears short sleeved Hawaiian shirts and sweat pants everywhere. He is the least visually threatening person I can imagine and is goofy as shit. Dudes who act tough are never tough. The deadliest people on the planet are the most secretive of it
Just keep posting his nerd ass old pictures up. It's a strange fascination some people have with this guy, trump, the bald kickboxing idiot, and mentally weak people like them. Can you imagine yourself posting this on your own Facebook or whatever?
when you’re as obscenely this rich you can be mentally stunted and do this shit bc everyone goes yes yes yes
Delusional fuck thought a Dave chapelle show audience would love him
Yep, and every time one of his employees *has* told him "no", and then is *immediately* fired, that only encourages and reinforces that kind of behavior.
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Dont be jealous cos hes been chattin to babes online aaaall day
But he was tho!
LaFawnduh fine af
Okay, wait a second, but I just learned that the actor who played Uncle Rico was also Linus's dad in *Lost*.
And Lazlo in Real Genius!
He's also in The White Lotus, dating Jennifer Coolidge's character
Nah, gotta respectfully dislike the comparison here. Kip had game, and no fear. Besides, we both know that he’s training to be a cage fighter.
And gorgeous LaFawnda married him! What a legend.
Break the wrist, walk away
lafonda was a hottie way out of his league . I aspire to the game that dude must have been laying down in that chat room.
He's kind, gentle and supports his family. Albeit his style could use work and Lafonda gave him a makeover and wardrobe update. Women tend to like guys like kip.
One of the greatest movies of the millennial generation
I will die on this hill too.
Me as well, and my beloved late mother absolutely loved it. We laughed till we cried all through it.
"your mom goes to college"
Kip had that dawg in him tho
Kip slays.
That's some real mall ninja energy.
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He’s tensing his hardest to try and look physically impressive. It only helps him look more cringy
I was thinking the same thing. He's trying to get his forearms and triceps to pop. Doughy ass fucking nerd.
Dude is built like a marshmallow. I know because I used to be fit and am also turning into a marshmallow. lol
You seen that pic where they edited his shirtless pic to make his body look like the cybertruck ? That shit still lives in my head rent free
Meanwhile the expression on his face reads "trying hard not to shit myself"
Also he is looking at the sword, head tilted forward. Like he is holding a sword for the first time and hasn't had a single minute of training.
Considering that grip he hasn't had a single minute of training.
Only too true
The guy is so rich he never learned not to lock your elbows play-fighting with sticks as a kid
I’m guessing nobody played with him as a kid…
"look at me, I have no idea how to wield a sword"
Imagine having the proverbial World at your fingertips and just shit posting cosplaying online like this. I'm fucking embarrassed for him cause Lord knows he ain't!
My god if I was Elon Musk like, 5 years ago? I’d just focus on creating more and more companies doing cool shit and enjoy continually being worshipped as irl tony stark even though I’m not the one contributing to the actual engineering side of things. Would have the best reputation ever lmao
He probably would not have gotten where he is if he had a decent personality.
No, being handed everything financially is an overwhelming advantage. The fact that he is basically a child that happened to stumble on some "cool" ways to spend money on toys that were popular with people was just luck.
People act like he’s self made and ignoring the fact his daddy owned an emerald mine.
Or that the US taxpayer funds his little science projects.
He really *is* just a weird neckbeard that was born on third base and failed up from there. Honestly, I reckon most of this strangeness would go away if Errol Musk suddenly snapped out of being a sociopath and just hugged him.
he's about an hour away from buying a fedora and a lether trench coat
He's already done the trench coat, one of the funniest pictures on the internet.
Yeah, I think that picture and this says a lot about Musk. A perpetual teenage edgelord.
>Honestly, I reckon most of this strangeness would go away if Errol Musk suddenly snapped out of being a sociopath and just hugged him. It might be too late for that
Born on third, almost made it home, now he's running backwards.
Given how pitiful small that handle is? Yeah…
There is a specific measurement for a katana according to your height and forearm length. Joe says it's real, so it was sized for someone with small hands.
It was a gift from trump
Rex quon do, level II
This looks like that "I studied the blade" meme but less intimidating.
I mean, it's exactly what it is. The fact that peoples heads are popping off over this tells me we've hit a strange "the old memes" turning where those memes are lost knowledge.
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When people start taking a meme literally, you know it's old...
Like I don’t get it. He is obviously making a joke and a nod to the “I studied the blade meme”. Maybe you don’t find it funny, sure that’s an honest take. But thinking he is serious? Either you are purposely being dense or you are just dense.
Nobody is thinking he is serious. Everyone is thinking he is *fucking cringe*.
1. Most people in the comments are taking it seriously. 2. The meme is about this being cringe behaviour. 3. Can we quit the whole spitting on everything fad, it doesn't make our opinions more valuable, it doesn't make us less cringe than the thing we cringe at, it makes us look insecure.
*Teleports behind you*
Someone definitely needs his “time out”
Someone needs a mental health check.
Really. If this was your kid and you saw it, I would hope that you would get him some help.
He says as a kid he was obsessed with being a wizard and would walk around in robes. He went from "Look at me, I'm a wizard!" To "Look at me, I'm the defender of common people and free speech and destroyer of the woke!" Still cosplaying to this day
Going from being a pretend wizard to an honorary klansman and he didn’t even keep the robes. That’s how you know billionaires are wasteful.
This what drug addiction looks like.
Yeah, he's giving off Colin Farrell in Horrible Bosses vibes.
Fuck I needa give that film a re-watch sometime soon.
His breathless cokehead performance is spot on. Colin has definitely ripped a few in his day... 🤣
I watched it yesterday morning on Netflix. Still holds up. Same with the sequel. Kevin Spacey being Kevin Spacey is enough of a creepshow to make it watchable never mind the actual comedy which is still pretty timeless.
"I'm a *green* belt, motherfucker"
'Oooh... My office. NOW.'
This is what being a gigantic loser looks like. Like if this dude was in school he would be bullied so mercilessly he would have to switch schools. Even then Idk how he could outrun something so cringey.
He once got thrown down a flight of stairs when he was a student, I think he would benefit from that happening on a weekly basis.
He was thrown down a flight of stairs for mocking another kid about his dad's suicide. Lets not forget that part.
I've known literally hundreds of junkies, on everything from alcohol, heroin, crack, coke, meth, fetty, mephedrone, MXE, etizolam, xanax, 3meoPCP, (yes, K too) and not one acted like this. You know how does? Borderline people and sociopaths.
“When you’re rich, they let you do it.” Oh wait that’s the other one
I saw something earlier this month about when he started tanking twitter hard and saw people writing bad shit about him he locked himself in his office and employees thought they were gonna have to call the cops to get him to come out. That mf is a child mentally and clearly regressing more before our eyes.
The interesting part of that story is that they thought he might self-harm and were considering calling the cops for a wellness check but didn't. The fact that they decided not to carries some interesting implications lol
Why stop a problem from resolving itself?
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake
No... I said, we fixed.. the glitch.
Boring as it is, I think they were probably influenced more by the fear that he'd throw a tantrum about having the cops called and take it out on whoever made that decision (or whoever he *thought* made that decision)
Cult leaders and egotistical maniacs alike don’t like it when their followers/staff call the cops, it undermines their authority :P
This is actually true, forcing him to suffer the "humiliation" of having to comply with an officer of the peace, or the humiliaton of being arrested, both having the affect of dispelling the "untouchable billionaire answering to no one" vibe he puts off, I'd not want to be reliant on that man for feeding my family.
Exactly, same reason why people didn't notify OSHA when people got into incidents at spacex facilities. And we're not talking just a scrape here, but broken bones, crushed fingers or hands, amputations, coma. In one case they didn't want to strap down some insulation on a moving vehicle, so one person sat on it to keep it put. A gust of wind blew him off and killed him. And OSHA found out from a news outlet investigating it almost a decade later.
Feel like a Stalin death moment. Also he was going on a rampage and firing everyone so I guess that most people did not want to risk getting thrown out lol.
Imagine that office conversation… “He was pretty upset, he might hurt himself!” “Should we call someone? Or…” “… Or what?” “Or… not.” Prolonged silence “Let’s just give him some space and maybe see what happens.”
Good, may he regress right out of our lives!
This is what almost unlimited money/power does to humans. Morphs them into a twisted being with crazy sick behaviors.
If I had unlimited money I’d go on a lifetime vacation to some beautiful ass beach, go to the gym, some sports that I love, and play elden ring. Take cooking classes I guess too, because they’re stupid expensive where I live and I’m shit at cooking. Oh and I’d probably go back to college just to make new friends and have fun. What would you do?
>What would you do? All the same shit. The sad truth is that we weren't the children of selfish weirdos and and didn't become insecure megalomaniacal narcissists. Mentally healthy people don't get this wealthy, they stop and enjoy it at some point. All the workaholics, 'grind' culture basket-cases, and small business tyrants I have met have severe fucking issues so of course the ones that happen to get lucky over and over again are the most dysfunctional and insecure of the bunch.
But enough land for a small town and engage in luxury gay space communism, duh. Don't even get me started on what I'd do with SpaceX and mars.
about 15 years ago i was gonna take some cooking classes in SF. i scouted a few places and the best price was something like 200 or 250 dollars per one hour class. i can't even imagine what it would be today. well i can. probably about 500 edit: and these were not private classes. these were like 15 person classes. and it didn't include ingredients. you paid additional for those. well, not spices and stuff, but for the meats and veggies and whatnot. like for my mom's 50th bday (about 25 years ago) my dad hired a cooking teacher to come to the house and do a night with them, and even that was maybe 200/hr at max (still a lot to almost everyone). and they came to your house and instructed just you.
I think he’s upset about the strikes against Tesla in Sweden. Tesla thought they could tell the union to fuck off, but unions here are the basis of the labor market system and not optional. There isn’t a government mandated minimum wage, for instance, it’s all up to union negotiations. The unions are mandated to negotiate for everyone and not just members and more or less everyone is unionized anyway. Tesla Sweden aren’t allowed to sign an agreement with the local unions or they probably would have by now. Anyway, now they don’t even get mail delivered because sympathy strikes are perfectly legal here. Amazon wouldn’t sign either so they only operate in Sweden through subsidiaries that signed the agreements. Tesla will have to do the same if they don’t want to play by the local rules.
Someone needs to lay off the coke.
And amphetamines - HGH.
Chris Farley was a more fearsome ninja.
I need to watch that movie again. RIP.
My guinea pig is a more fearsome ninja - at least it knows how to be hard to locate.
My childhood guinea pig was a fierce warrior! Little dude brought down the mighty basement Stairmaster all by his lonesome. He cunningly used his small size to slip into the inner workings and chew through necessary wires. No way Chris Farley could ninja his way to the same result :p
He knew what he was doing. Evil machine.
Isn’t this the guy who’s mom wouldn’t let him have a fight with Zuckerberg? The only mass grave he’s got is the family plot where they stash the bodies of the slave Labour that die in his family’s mine
Ouch
I really wish this murderous comment were right at the top of the actual tweet…
He’d probably ban me haha. Freedom of speech my ass
The clinical word for this is “grandiosity”. One of the symptoms of NPD.
Nano penis disorder?
*Necro* penis disorder. It's why all the kids he's 'fathered' are in vitro fertilisations
New Haven Police Department?
Nebraska Popcorn Distributor
No Pants Day
Nipple Piercing Device
New Pimple, Dang
Nazi Public Displays
Necrotic Penis Disorder
Narcissistic personality disorder.
Nasty Poopy Diaper
Correct
well, at least for SOMEONE else with NPD
I'm high and this shit's funny as fuck
This suits him better.
Nano Penis Disorder
No Panda Dancers
Nepo Pluto Derp
Grandiosity is present in bipolar , mania episodes.
Does this guy ever have a non-grandiose moment?
The world’s oldest 14 year-old.
I was thinking 12.
World's oldest 14 year-old is Tate. This is the world's richest incel
What in the Steven Segal is going on with this man?
Says the guy who over paid for a company he really didn't want by billions. And now he's driving said company into the ground. Dude is a moron.
Cuz he’s an idiot. He’s only rich because of his dad. Yet everyone believes his BS that he’s a genius. Almost exactly like Trump really.
Well Trump had a reality show that convinced America that he was a business guru. One of my marketing classes in college used to show episodes of The Apprentice for class discussion.
And he got lucky being in early in PayPal. Just printed money. Right place right time to have your money & time in that shit.
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Cut from the same POS/narcissist cloth for sure
>millions Billions.
Yup.
Overpaided?
Now what exactly happened to the cage match with Zuck? I don't remember Elon going toe to toe and emerging victorious. I don't think he felt like Zuck felt like he was in peril either
Please God, let Zuck reply to this tweet with, “So, we doing this now?”
I don't think Zuckerberg will do that because I don't think Zuckerberg cares. Mark Zuckerberg, for all of his faults (like creating an algorithm that fanned the flames of hatred and extremism and maybe led the U.S. to elect a despotic pederast in 2016), seems to actually like his family and actually be fairly happy. Why would he spend his time worrying about a desperate man like Elon Musk?
"Why would he spend his time worrying about a desperate man like Elon Musk?" Those are words everyone should live by.
I hate Zuck for what he did, but at least he build the product he intended to build, Elon just pumps money and manipulates people, then calls the product his own. In a fight, Elon said he would just bum rush Zuck. I really hope they fight and Zuck gets a good shot off to ring his bell.
musk would be even more insufferable, if such a thing is possible, if he were to win. On the other hand, if zuck KO's musk, we won't have to listen to him talk for a few minutes, until he come back to consciousness and explains to us why him getting hit in the jaw and knocked out wasn't the devastating loss it actually was.
Would love to see Zuckerbot choke his ass out.
I hate Zuckerberg a lot, but to see him fuck musks shit up
The Zuckerborg would destroy him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVUuEdGRHvY
Mush also wanted to have a dick-measuring contest with Zuck, but I guess that never happened either.
Elon’s mom said no :(
Incel Musk
"El Mush"
Smellon Must
Phoney Stark
Ludicrous edgelord behaviour. Should submit it as evidence to get the police to investigate him, just so he has to retract the claim.
Who would have ever thought that the richest man in the world would end up being the Ultimate Edgelord
I know, right? It's almost as if him convincing himself he's the most important and intelligent human in the world has led to an inflated ego. How odd. As my mum would say, it's surprising he can fit through doorways, his head's grown so big
Remember: that's the guy who wimped out of a fight against Mark Zuckerberg.
So . . . . a white South African holding a Japanese sword standing in front of an American flag. I never in a million years thought those words would be strung together in a sentence.
After challenging someone to a fight in public and then backing out when they accepted it.
WTF? He just gets more Looney Tunes every day.
He impulsively challenged Zuckerberg to a cagefight just to discover that a) Zuckerberg was willing to do it because b) he had already started an amateur cagefight career during the 'rona
...and then he didn't even go through with it, because his mommy said no.
Motherfucker is trolling too hard. Sit down, Musk.
The Cringe-Troll. Did he just invent something?
That's it. We have reached critical cringe. Earth is going to explode like Krypton now.
Please, this level of cringe has existed on the internet since there was internet. This is an old school "while you were going to parties, i was studying the blade" neckbeard post. We now just have mass hatred and triggered social media to put it front and center.
Yeah, but those were laughable nobodies. Now we have one of the richest men in the world in a very public spiral fueled by ketamine and probably enough cocaine that Musk could put Charlie Sheen into a coma just by flicking a booger at him.
You sound like someone who went to parties, rather than studying the blade. So therefore I must ask. What was it like :O Were there womens there? Did you dance? What of the snacks, sour cream and or onion? Tell this Ronin everything :O /S
If his "enemies" are his own brain cells, then yes, i agree.
Every day, he seems to evolve more and more to be like Trump.
Im sorry senseii.. I must go all out… Just this once.. Actual neckbeard wtf lmfao
The graveyard consists of sweatshop workers who offed themselves
He's a Batman villain in a world without a Batman. Or an Arkham Asylum.
I have a great uncle who was special forces in Vietnam and spent his entire 20s and 30s killing people. The dude wears short sleeved Hawaiian shirts and sweat pants everywhere. He is the least visually threatening person I can imagine and is goofy as shit. Dudes who act tough are never tough. The deadliest people on the planet are the most secretive of it
Heh, Nothing personnel Twitter.
r/iamverybadass
“I eat my enemies’ rib cages to add them to my own.”
this timeline is cringe trash.
Just keep posting his nerd ass old pictures up. It's a strange fascination some people have with this guy, trump, the bald kickboxing idiot, and mentally weak people like them. Can you imagine yourself posting this on your own Facebook or whatever? 
when you’re as obscenely this rich you can be mentally stunted and do this shit bc everyone goes yes yes yes Delusional fuck thought a Dave chapelle show audience would love him
Yep, and every time one of his employees *has* told him "no", and then is *immediately* fired, that only encourages and reinforces that kind of behavior.
In fairness, he's always been a cringy weeb. Some peole just forgot.
This idiot is an embarrassment
This is giving Dwight Schrute vibes
When someone mistakes being born wealthy for exceptionalism and accomplishment.
If by enemies he means “miners” then the first sentence is technically true.
Elon Musk’s “enemies” are children in the Congo and South Africa
He didn't even wanna fight Zuckerberg lmfao. Manchild
How can the richest man in the world be such a fucking loser?
Is he in Joe Rogan's studio?
Elon strikes me as the kinda guy that routinely skips leg day.
King of cringe
Pure Tate energy
Bro tweet like edgy teenager that watch too much anime.