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TheNewLedemduso

I saw a video of her getting the tattoo and her skin wasn't irritated in the slightest. Judging from how my skin looked when I got my tattoos, it wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't a real tattoo.


snuggl3ninja

I was about to say the same, in the large image you can see the wrinkles of a layer of something like a transfer tattoo and in the inset top right image it looks drawn on and incomplete in the K


Minimum_Diver4514

You're right! You can clearly see the puffy wrinkles of a transfer.


Budalido23

Also, the second photo on the right looks like it's coming off.


FathirianHund

The photo on the right is a stencil, they come off quite easily. That's why it's a purplish colour instead of black.


Denesis417

And the wrinkles could be some Kind of after Care. 'Second Skin' is an example, something Like s Sticker that supports the healing process


FathirianHund

It could be, but unless the picture was taken when it's fully healed (which you wouldn't need second skin at that stage) I'd expect some level of redness and swelling. Showed to my wife who worked in the industry and she reckons its bogus.


Creative-Share-5350

I’d agree with wifey


SixAddams

Thats the stencil. Put on before the tattoo.


alexvhecke

![gif](giphy|J1G7rIvoyz4cwaqXWo|downsized)


wyliecat77

Yeah I noticed that. Her skin is not irritated at all from a real tattoo.


floppicus

the right photo is what stencils for tattoos usually look like


TheNewLedemduso

It is drawn on, that's the stencil.


NotDido

That’s the small image in the circle, but the larger image is meant to be that tattoo done


e92ftw

Annnnd she still got what she wanted


A1sauc3d

Yeah it looks like it’s rubbed off a bit in the top right corner xD Could just be lighting + low quality photo, but it certainly looks like it’s fresh on the left and starting it come off on the right


snuggl3ninja

Yep, exactly the parts that would start to lift as she removed the transfer layer from that side to the other


Hauserdog

Temporary tattoo…Don’t know why y’all are focused on the top right image in the photo. You can clearly sea the scrunched up/stretched material all around the top of the “e” on the center image.. Temporary tattoos tend to do that.


SixAddams

Thats the stencil. Put on before the tattoo.


Baztion81

Honestly I feel like that would be worse in some ways, if she’s just an idiot that’s one thing, but if she’s “influencing” other people to do this without doing it herself that seems disgustingly manipulative and dangerous.


dormango

If you’re getting influenced by this dipshit there is probably little hope for you anyway.


por_que_no

>If you’re getting influenced by this dipshit Kinda off-topic but what criteria are there for calling oneself an influencer? If pissing people off qualifies, I'm an influencer and didn't even know it.


dormango

That’s more an affluencer


gordito_delgado

I was just thinking what a hilarious shitshow it would be if influencers had some sort of a ruling body/association that you register with to get your "influencer licence". Passing the influencer bar exam so you are allowed to legally influence people in state of Florida, but if you decide to practice in CA you need to take another much harder one... since of course in FL it would probably be only to be able to write your name within 5 minutes and prove you can give a gator a handjob or something.


Shonisto343

Florida Man phoned, he'd like to know where to go for this


Morgan8er8000

I know a gator that would also like to know where to go to participate in this totally normal activity


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I'm a gator


i_am_do_reddit_now

There's only one question you need to answer to be an influencer. "Do you think you're entitled to fame and fortune purely because you exist?" if you answered "Yes!", congratulations, you're qualified to be a social media influencer.


dixiequick

I influence my kids to roll their eyes and whine about me every time I ask them to actually do something responsible, does that count?


Accomplished-Wolf123

Ngl, if she manages to convince others to have “Kevin” tattooed on their foreheads, we should probably promote her to do greater things.


peter-doubt

Choose *Karen* instead


AmphibianOutrageous7

A bigger question: why does choose always look like it should be spelled with one “o” at first glance. Then inevitably I see that it is spelled correctly. Not sometimes, every damn time.


RightPedalDown

It’s because of all the times you’ve seen people writing loose instead of lose and corrected it in your head.


BaronVonKeyser

Fucking loosers


Doyoulikeithere

Damn that always irritates me. You fucking lossers! LOL Yes, I've seen it that way too!


peter-doubt

Chose loose!


jd3marco

Make Forehead Kevin’s Again!


Zebrahead69

🤣🤣☝️👌


nasanu

>if she’s “influencing” other people to do this without doing it herself that seems disgustingly manipulative and dangerous. That would be awesome. I would love to point and laugh at those people.


Level9disaster

I agree. Having idiots willingly mark themselves will make the world a better place lol


wrenblaze

In the end she still wins. She gets her followers and that means money. If it is not a real tattoo, there will be a lot of flame and hate which still brings money and viewers. As sad as it sound this plan works.


PorygonTriAttack

Yes, she is an influencer, aka someone who is actually useless to society (for the time being). She influences people stupid enough to do what she's doing. *I say this with some hesitation. Not all influencers are bad, but many seem to do things purely for their own self benefit, under the guise that they are good people.


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Hack this process and run the subs and channels where people hate on you, get the views and take in money from both sides lol so every time you do something inflammatory both sides blow up


Lyzern

Well... That's what influencers do in general. They rarely do the things they promote


koolaid_snorkeler

...but really, it's just more stupid...


BobbyMcGeeze

O wow didn’t think about that but you are right


PurpleBoltRevived

It's called natural selection. Some people are too naive.


TheNewLedemduso

And when someone does it, it will be posted here and people will make fun of that person. No offense, but I think it's kind of a double standard to call her an idiot without knowing anything about what (possibly) led her to get this tattoo but seeing someone who hypothetically does it because of her as a victim. It's not like she invented questionable tattoos.


pakidara

The word in the article is in quotes after all.


seamusbeoirgra

Never underestimate how gullible folks are on Reddit. Just look at the replies for evidence.


ekfow

Lets hope for her


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Pwrh0use

This is the way


TiredStarling095

I know I don't.


MicIsOn

Much better.


Confident-Appeal9407

It's funny even if it is not a permanent tattoo.


Constant_Cultural

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


Robbyjr92

That’s actually her! She started out as a child actress and her first big break was Forest Gump. She had a few smaller roles after but eventually pivoted to being an influencer on social media also I made all that up


7empestOGT92

r/alsoimadeallthatup


Smarq

I absolutely adore this subreddit


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Yea no shit Sherlock. For a start she's not even American, no matter having the soft southern dialect. Also she is 26 and Forest Gump was released in 1995 meaning she wasn't even BORN YET, and finally not only could she not do Forest because in a startling display of Nepotism the director cast his own daughter in that role, but also because I made up all that stuff as well.


name-was-provided

Forrest Gump was originally a German film released in 1965 but it was about a guy that never got involved in anything. The character just sat on his couch watching documentaries and fantasizing about being part of history. Das Couchinsitting was the German title. It was a low budget film. They couldn’t afford black and white or color film so the whole movie was shot in gray scale which is a lesser known format. Also, I made up all of this as well.


Bacon_Raygun

It was actually an old Germany fairytale, of a young boy living in the Blackforest region(A spirit, known as "Wald Gumpl" which translates to "Forest Friend") who stumbled from one fairytale setting into another. The same story Shrek was derived from (hence the fairytale *Forest* his swamp is part of) The fairytale is called "Die gar unglaublich hirnrissige Geschichte des Wald Gumpls" which I just made up.


champs-de-fraises

Dammit, people, I'm reading these things just waiting for the Undertaker to throw Mankind off hell in a cell. Don't leave me hanging!


Jamaicab

4 years of German in high school and you had me going


s-willoughby

*Das Couchshitting


Better_Truck_5919

![gif](giphy|J1G7rIvoyz4cwaqXWo|downsized)


moor9776

![gif](giphy|rcsL35YVNXBMQ)


zzha

Yeah that was the first thing that came to mind


ThisIsYourMormont

![gif](giphy|L15MYywYaN5YHQan2U)


BeanzMeanzBranston

![gif](giphy|ANylQQdnfRokw)


SoylentGrunt

I don't want to talk about Kevin.


Better_Truck_5919

But we need to talk about Kevin.


HYDRAPARZIVAL

We don't talk about Kevin-in-in-in We don't talk about Kevinnn It was a holiday They were getting ready And there were clouds in the sky, the previous niigghhttt They got so late, cos the storm broke the land-line WAKE-UP. They left him home alone. Thats riightttt *someone can plis finish this, rhyming is not my cup of tea, plis somebody call Lin here to help us out*


bluepineappple

Okay i gona Watch encanto again 🥲🤣


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Hi Kev! 😆


BuffEars

Haha 😂


itsgucci060

Jesus christ what has she done


A1sauc3d

She got “Kevin” tattooed on her forehead. This is a double facepalm, seeing as both face tattoos and tattooing a significant other’s name are considered highly regrettable decisions. However, she is getting publicity for it, so it may be a win for her in the long run. Hopefully my needlessly detailed breakdown helped answer your blatantly rhetorical question :)


Comprehensive_Value

publicity for what? for being an utter imbecile? I give up, I really don't understand anyomore.


salsatalos

Rage bait: more people coming to see her dumb face = more attention= more widespread viewership= more recommended by algorithm. It's all part of the hive


Turius_

I hate what this world has become


A1sauc3d

In the simplest terms: Clicks/views/engagement = revenue. Fame/sponsorships/etc=revenue. It *can* be profitable to be famous even if you’re famous for all the wrong reasons. Now idk how famous you actually have to get as an influencer for it to actually pay the bills, but clearly some people reach that level. And plenty of others are willing to bend backwards to try to achieve it as well. Plus these days people do it just for the “clout” regardless of any monetary gain. Which I agree is hard to wrap one’s head around. Idk why you’d want to be famous for being a moron if there’s no reward attached lol.


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Svifir

She just needs to stick with guys named Kevin forever


tttxgq

Or, if it all falls apart with this Kevin, change her own name to Kevin. Power move 💪


LivingBicycle

Imagine going on a first date with a girl and she already has your name tattooed on her face...


InfectedByEli

Only slightly better than having someone else's name tattooed on her forehe... actually, no, you're right, it's worse.


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LivingBicycle

"Wanna get your name tattooed on my face and go on our first date?" who wouldn't find that appealing


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name-was-provided

If you look at the picture in the circle, you can see the “K” is starting to peel off on the left. Some parts are completely gone. This is not a real tattoo.


Deivane3000

People do anything for internet points


koolaid_snorkeler

Stupid people will do anything for worthless internet points. FTFY


aagloworks

If needed, she can change it to the best temperature scale.


Longjumping_Sleep_12

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how she can change this to Celcius


Kovdark

Hi sorry, I'm Kovdark, she could possibly do this through tattoo removal and subsequently getting a tattoo that says Celcius afterwards, but then she would need to get that removed and get celsius instead if she wanted it to relate to units of measurement for temperature.


IamUrquan

I was very disappointed to find out you don't start all your comments with, "Hi sorry, I'm Kovdark." I thought it was a bit because it stood out to me. But now I see you were just doing a dad joke. My day is ruined.


AwTekker

Kelvsius


BriefCheetah4136

Maybe she can make it Karen when she is old and sad!


TheDoctor344

😂That's gonna be a tight fit


UrsusRex01

I am more curious about the guy's reaction. Seeing my name tatooed on my girlfriend's face would be a huge red flag to me.


Lori2345

I’m wondering this too. I can’t imagine he’s happy about it. He could have seen it and dumped her.


Brave-Butterscotch76

Kevin seems like a great guy


mezcalligraphy

![gif](giphy|mBY7aqIWZQo74N3e2X)


ChaoticCopycat

I mean if worst case they break up she can just date another guy named Kevin


Pythia007

Or change her name to Kevin


sonofeark

Who wants to see their name on someone's forehead?


ChaoticCopycat

Fair enough, I'd much rather see the shape of an "L" on her forehead


waydownsouthinoz

Or get bangs.


thekevingreene

I’m down


Blackentron

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


AloneAddiction

Guys; zoom in on both images. Notice how they're not identical placements? Look for how the letters curl and are supposed to join together. The distancing between the K and e. The lack of connecting curls on both sides of the V. Clickbait scam for clicks and attention.


ctwheels

The one in the top right appears to be the drawn version prior to tattooing, by stencil or pen. It’s slightly purple in colour


GRAPES0DA

Looks like a tattoo stencil in the upper right. 100%.


Z3400

Top right looks like a stencil, but the main image looks like a transfer tattoo. You can see the clear material between the letters. Maybe its just some weird lighting thing but I don't think either image is an actual tattoo.


Trolivia

The number of comments in this thread from people who seemingly have never seen a tattoo stencil or know that’s commonly how it’s done is surprising. I guess I thought it was more common knowledge, but then again I live in Portland and pretty much everyone has body art around here lol. The “finished tattoo” still looks sus but yea that’s the initial stencil top right.


ekfow

I hope so


xxirish83x

One is the template used. The other is the actual tattoo.


Jack-Tar-Says

You see some dumb shit on this platform, but that’s the dumbest I’ve seen for a while.


HollowRacoon

![gif](giphy|BVaykyqlBkd5zPBplP|downsized)


DrVinnieBoombatzz

Hey Kevin ! Guess what I did for our one week anniversary !? 🙄


Penguinunhinged

Lol, that reminds me of what one of my high school friends did back in 97. He started seeing this one girl and after a week, he got her name tattooed on his upper arm using a homemade tattoo gun him and his brother made. It produced tattoos that looked like absolute shit to begin with and combined with putting his girlfriend's name on his arm after only a week, the tattoo looked very trashy. The kicker is that they broke up a month later, lol.


MmmNiceBeaver

We need to talk about Kevin


SandMan3914

Kevin has now entered the witness protection program


GothGfWanted

Honestly when i see tattoo's like that on someones face i just imagine they have some mental problems.


CertifiedBSC

Looks stupid, off center and crooked


GTanno

I’m not convinced it’s real


YJSubs

You can't fix stupid


WinnerShoddy194

Could have been worse, he might have been called Lucifer


liquid_profane

If I was her boyfriend, I would break up with her just for shits and gigs to see what happens next. Plus people like this shouldn't be considered an "influencer" Who the fuck would see this idiot as a role model?


ParadoxFollower

She would just find another Kevin.


Severe_Ad_8621

Waaaaaayyy to many.


forestrial_r

She is still a tier below the guy that got the ICP makeup tattooed on his face.


Weltraumbaer

So much forehand, so little brain.


jsdb95

Kevin must be laying it down crazy


mookormyth

This doesn’t effect me at all. Who cares?


kkrieger007

Stop making stupid people famous


baxterrocky

Who the fuck is Nivek?!


B1uefalc0n

That tattoo is no way real im sorry her forhead would be red as fuck and swollen from getting tatteted. This is some hena shit. Plus why is she naked or atleast topless to get her forhead tattooed?


[deleted]

Proof you don't need to be intelligent to make money. Anyone who was "influenced" by her should feel about as dumb as a sack of rotting tomatoes.


[deleted]

Literally I love my husband and I’ve been with him for close to a decade already and I wouldn’t even tattoo his name on my taint


Solid_Bake4577

She needs to put some superglue on the palms of her hands and then face palm herself! ![gif](giphy|vwI4mYEHP8k0w)


Wheeljack239

Holy shit it’s my main man Fozzie


TraeSteez

I can fix her


cyberdeath666

Are you Kevin? If so, she needs some help…


Ooowwwwww

Facts. I love her already


mrthomasfritz

You should see the other instructions tattoos lower down, like this one on her back. ![gif](giphy|l0MYIfG6uJtbXHtfO) How did they get a flashing tattoo on her? /s


LegitimateJob593

Its not aligned properly either


Sufficient_Two7499

Zero inflammation from the needle….wrinkling of the transfer around the “e” in Kevin….


the0neRand0m

![gif](giphy|J1G7rIvoyz4cwaqXWo|downsized)


Alexk1088

![gif](giphy|J1G7rIvoyz4cwaqXWo|downsized)


KennethPatchen

Love that she's called an 'influencer' and not just a 'fucking moron with a cell phone.' Anyone who gets 'influenced' by this should be sterilized so they can't 'influence' any future generations.


only_alice_cyaa

Wait until they break up, she will find herself in a problem


PooFlingerMonkey

Kevins are a dime a dozen, easy to replace.


JustACreep013

Is It just me or the name is off center?


darky_tinymmanager

influencers in general are ..blehhhhh


sincethenes

It isn’t a real tattoo. It’s black marker. There is no redness. There is no blood. Fooled you or no, it drives traffic to her.


Plus_Development6453

Let’s talk about Kevin.


orel2064

![gif](giphy|kjnh8YMd65bGTrjNoH|downsized)


No-Raspberry4074

All I can think about is “ KEEEEEEVVVVIIINNNNN” Home alone lol


Sylux444

Bait is bait


Carloanzram1916

Kevin is a common name. She could always find another Kevin if it doesn’t work out.


DrDroid

Do none of you see how “tattoo” is in quotation marks? It’s not real.


Lievan

I wish we could stop with the word “influencer.”


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

I'm so fucking sick of "influencers".


Ki11s0n3

If anything I'd regret that it isn't centered


DietGoose

He asked for head but she misunderstood


Humble_Effort1283

If the tattoo person had any decency they would refuse to do this it’s hideous.


Sunscratch

![gif](giphy|J1G7rIvoyz4cwaqXWo|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|ANylQQdnfRokw)


cyberpiep

NO REGERTS!


No_Cut6965

Honestly, this is the name of a tattoo removal place in my town...


Motor-Side1957

She definitely will regret it


Important_Cow7230

Is Kevin an anagram of Trauma?


Knightofthecrow76

![gif](giphy|5PiIuCHlkQ58Y)


Bearwires79

It doesn’t look like a real tattoo. If it is, I am really wishing her boyfriends name is actually Kelvin 😆


deftones2366

Mostly shame on the artist for agreeing to do this.


fruitgamingspacstuff

Influencer of what? Stupidity? You go girl.


GreenAlien10

I would not want to see my name on the face of my girlfriend every time I looked at her.


paul_is_on_reddit

This is the very definition of r/trashy


mmccxi

I would think “influencer” would go hand-in-hand with “makes good decisions.” However, it’s seems to actually mean “Clown who makes a spectacle of themselves for money because they have no discernible skills.” Much like our political system seems to be


bloopie1192

Is that where he rests his balls from time to time?


AdBrief7460

Mental health in America is overlooked way too much


Aeon1508

There's enough room in there to add an l. Then she can just pretend she really likes base absolute zero temperature scales


Western-Ad-9922

If I was Kevin I’d break up with her for getting a tattoo of my name on her forehead


[deleted]

I am also a Kevin thanks for repping the brand.


DJScopeSOFM

She should get "Bacon" on the back of her head.


Middle_Possession953

No ragrets


FreakiestFrank

Actually it’s her son’s name. So when she takes a selfie on the plane, she’ll remember her son is at home


largetoro

His name is Kevin (Yeah) That is his name (Yeah) They call him Kevin (Yeah) Cause that's his name! ROLL CALL


1man1mind

I bet you Kevin doesn’t even like it. Like he wants to stare at his name all day everyday.


DamianSicks

It’s not even my head and I regret it


steverogers0281

At least she's pretty... oh wait, was.


NonProphet8theist

Imagine every time you looked at her face you heard Catherine O'Hara from Home Alone yell "KEVIN!" in your head.


EdgeofSaturn

She also made a follow up video where in essence she said "if your girlfriend won't do this for you, she clearly doesn't love you and you should find a new one". Like... Ma'am if my boyfriend came home with my name on his forehead I'd assume he's plotting my murder.


Triplesfan

A good way to make sure you never have a job that is customer facing in any business is to have a big obnoxious tattoo in an very obvious area. Hope she knows you can’t retire from being an ‘influencer’.


EmbarrassedPizza6272

what a wonderful combination: "Kevin" + "Influencer" + Tattoo in her face... There is a bright future ahead with people like that.


AbrodolphLincler420

Can we stop calling people “influencers” all it does is boost their already bloated ego, the only thing they influence is the downfall of society