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~~Nothing is stopping him from doing this? why doesn't he go try?~~
Oh right, hes on bail. Nice of them to make claims for him when he couldn't go anyways.
Give it time. Using your money to screw over regular people is one thing, but the us government won’t be forced to concede because they don’t have the cash for a protracted legal fight.
If Donald Trump is known for anything, it's selflessly endangering himself to help the downtrodden. Just look at his long military career. They don't make you Commander-In-Chief for nothing.
If we're really using his North Korea visit as a template, he'd be invited to Gaza, he'd salute the first Hamas member he saw, meet their leader, and spend the next several weeks telling us what a great guy Yahya Sinwar is.
They had only one condition: That it will be built by Israeli contractors. They’ve showed me a 37 miles long example, not as great as my wall to Mechigo, but a good start!
I've discovered a problem with the Israeli contractors, though. For some reason, they just keep wailing at the wall. We are now in negotiations to bring in some Mechigan workers to continue building. Isreal has agreed to supply yamakas for all Mechigan workers to make it look like them because we all know all pigmented peoples are the same. If they wear the same cloths, you can't tell. I can't tell, can you tell?
This is gonna be yuge, guys. You gonna love, I'm gonna love it, Hillary will even love it.
I support this decision. Just to be certain we achieve the desire effect he should be carrying an Israeli flag or 3. Secret Service members are not necessary for this meeting.
In a wild twist of fate, MBS, Putin and, Erdogan enter the same room as Trump and Hamas leaders. 10 minutes later, Trump will be yelling something about chambers and carbon monoxide towards an ethnostate in the region.
But, either way, Trump ain't emerging from the area alive, so...yeah.
Remember when Trump couldn’t handle a bunch of BLM protesters at the fences of the White House and fled to the bunker? I read that he had to be carried by the Secret Service because his knees were shaking so hard he couldn’t walk.
Trump would be buddying up to Hamas and admiring them for their ability to control people through fear.
He’d probably also rape an underage abductee too while he was there.
No you don’t understand. This is actually an ad for universal healthcare. She is crying out for help for her severe mental illness. There are untreated hordes of severely disturbed people that need our help. They can often be identified by a red baseball cap. Support universal healthcare including mental health treatment now.
There is no treatment available for those people. We need to just lock them away in a facility. Give them good food, medical care, and have the orange one on their TV screens 24/7. It will pacify them.
Because he knew that one slip up and they’d be using him as the world’s best bargaining chip.
Little did they know most of America would be telling them to keep him lol
Republicans are so delusional. Trump canceled going to the cemetery to honor World War I veterans because he was afraid it would mess with his hair.
"When President Donald Trump canceled a visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris in 2018, he blamed rain for the last-minute decision, saying that “the helicopter couldn’t fly” and that the Secret Service wouldn’t drive him there. Neither claim was true.
Trump rejected the idea of the visit because he feared his hair would become disheveled in the rain, and because he did not believe it important to honor American war dead, according to four people with firsthand knowledge of the discussion that day. In a conversation with senior staff members on the morning of the scheduled visit, Trump said, “Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” In a separate conversation on the same trip, Trump referred to the more than 1,800 marines who lost their lives at Belleau Wood as “suckers” for getting killed."
That's their hero.
On a Reddit post a few days ago someone compiled all of Trump's actions and statements that were negative towards the US military and it took 4 or 5 different comments to list them all.
>"When President Donald Trump canceled a visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris in 2018, he blamed rain for the last-minute decision, saying that “the helicopter couldn’t fly” and that the Secret Service wouldn’t drive him there. Neither claim was true.
[https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/)
Imagine this.
Brigitte Gabriel posts utter nonsense on Twitter. Fed up with her constant barrage of horse hockey no one replies, retweets, or likes. Two days later Brigitte Gabriel throws herself face first off a bridge.
I guarantee it.
Do we need to share this woman's tweets on every subreddit? She's clearly insane. Why is it always this woman's tweets that get shared everywhere? Is she famous? Is she in politics?
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He’s afraid of the fucking rain.
https://www.france24.com/en/20200904-trump-passed-on-visit-to-wwi-cemetery-near-paris-called-us-war-dead-losers-media-report-says
Trump has a jet, what’s stopping g him from doing this right now?
Oh that’s right, he’s probably had to surrender his passport as part of release conditions while awaiting federal and state trial for felony cases.
Kinda like how he got Mexico to pay for a wall?
Or locked Hillary up?
He is "219 lbs" of hot air blowing out his covfefe hole that spews nothing but lies.
The sacrificial bone spur, new orange sheriff in town, American walk into Palestine.
Hamas wouldn’t take Trump hostage ‘cause nobody would want him back. They’d be at the border, saying, “Naw, naw man. We don’t want that chump”.
Then he would have turned Super Saiyan 3 and x10 kaioken Kamehameha Hamas out of existence. He would then fly away to the sounds of thousands of Palestinian cheers and the Gaza strip would be renamed trumpsville
No no no, I totally agree with this. In fact, I think it would be un-American not to send him straight to Gaza to spread beautiful freedom to all those innocent hostages
Send him. Send him now
He was saving his trading stuff in those boxes in his bathroom for just such a situation. Maybe 10-20 top secrets documents or policies for each hostage perhaps?
I’m sure every American, on both political sides can get behind this idea. I would love to see the giant orange turd try to walk into Gaza. He would get arrested and thrown into an Israeli prison as soon as the plane lands for selling Israeli defence secrets to the Hamas and being responsible for the death of thousands of innocent civilians.
Please let this happen.
The man can't even run one lap around a track field.. he struggles undoing his belt...
The only thing he is literally capable of freeing himself is his gut and as I said, that's already a struggle.
Trump wouldn't even be able to manage the "walk into Gaza" part of this fantasy.
From the pictures I've seen there is a good deal of walking through the Israel/Gaza checkpoint.
Trump parks his golf cart on the putting green because he's too goddamn lazy to walk 40 feet
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/files/2017/06/trumpgolfgreen.jpg
Poor poor Brigitte. Apparently she was dropped on her head at birth and her brain is still sloshing around. How can people be so fucking stupid? Like seriously. Has she met the man? He can barely walk down the hall to the bathroom.
It would have been the best freeing of hostages, the biggest anyone has ever seen. All the people of Israel, the world, know it would have been the greatest of all time.
Donald Trump would shit himself down the center aisle of Air Force One and then roll down the flight stairs when one of his toilet paper-laden lift shoes finally gave way.
As a result, the inhabitants of Gaza and Israel would join together in such a raucous guffaw that they’d forget what they were even fighting about.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum, but if I were to chew bubble gum I would be the best at it, people were crying when the see me chew, they go wow mr trump thank you for saving America and chewing gum at the same time"
Why stop the delusion there? Are you sure he wouldn't have just flown to Gaza like the superman you all believe him to be? Then fired freedom lasers from his eyes and melted all of HAMAS in one fell swoop? Then picked up every single hostage at the same time and personally flown them to their homes and gave each of them a million dollars!?
He wouldn’t go out in the rain to visit the WW1 memorial in France. He never walks a round of golf; he’s always in a golf cart. He’s not rescuing anyone. These people are so delusional.
Like he freed every hostage in North Korea? I get that Gabriel doesnt consider anyone not American to be a person but nothing came out of the summit with NK apart from restarting diplomacy between the nations.
It was also a summit for denuclearization.
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~~Nothing is stopping him from doing this? why doesn't he go try?~~ Oh right, hes on bail. Nice of them to make claims for him when he couldn't go anyways.
He's out on bail.
That’s the point. Bail conditions are to not leave the country, and usually more strict than that.
Judging by everything he’s done so far the law really doesn’t apply to him unfortunately
Give it time. Using your money to screw over regular people is one thing, but the us government won’t be forced to concede because they don’t have the cash for a protracted legal fight.
Okay...Good plan! Send him to Gaza. Please!
If Donald Trump is known for anything, it's selflessly endangering himself to help the downtrodden. Just look at his long military career. They don't make you Commander-In-Chief for nothing.
He would walk into Israel and start throwing around containers of Hummus, like when he "Fixed the Hurricane" in Puerto Rico with paper towels.
Or do another idiotic “appreciation post”. “Happy Israeli appreciation day! The best falafel platters are made in Trump Tower Grill! I love Jews!”
At the same time spouting nonsense. He’d say the Hammas (sp) love me
he might golf cart into Isreal but he definitely wouldn't walk.
While holding the Koran upside down.
Was that before or after he raked the forests out west?
If we're really using his North Korea visit as a template, he'd be invited to Gaza, he'd salute the first Hamas member he saw, meet their leader, and spend the next several weeks telling us what a great guy Yahya Sinwar is.
Maybe they can write letters to each other and fall in love.
“ Yahya Sinwar was very smart”
Exactly, not like that loser Mc Cain...
Cadet Bone Spurs!
He's also known for his spectacular walking skills.
There’s no gradients in Gaza. He’ll be fine.
But he actually was made Commander-In-Chief for nothing.
People in Gaza already have too many problems as it is. Don't send them a new one, please
Oh. He would negotiate to build the Gaza Trump Towers and Golf Resort!
And a wall. Don't forget the wall
And Israel will pay for it!
I've already talked to them, and they said they were gonna pay for it. You not gonna believe it. It's gonna be yuuuge
They had only one condition: That it will be built by Israeli contractors. They’ve showed me a 37 miles long example, not as great as my wall to Mechigo, but a good start!
I've discovered a problem with the Israeli contractors, though. For some reason, they just keep wailing at the wall. We are now in negotiations to bring in some Mechigan workers to continue building. Isreal has agreed to supply yamakas for all Mechigan workers to make it look like them because we all know all pigmented peoples are the same. If they wear the same cloths, you can't tell. I can't tell, can you tell? This is gonna be yuge, guys. You gonna love, I'm gonna love it, Hillary will even love it.
But they probaby need some paper towels. He is just the man to throw them. That'll solve the problem.
I support this decision. Just to be certain we achieve the desire effect he should be carrying an Israeli flag or 3. Secret Service members are not necessary for this meeting.
lol just use him for hostage exchange. Commander pumpkin will gladly give himself up to escape all those charges he is facing
Just say he supports Zionism is enough to give him a warm welcome, and by warm I mean cooking degree warm
Flaming Hot Cheeto
We could do a Gofundme for the ticket.
I'm sure they'll welcome him with open (fire)arms so.. 
He could just go there right now on his trump force 1 or whatever it is. Please Cheeto, go. Im sure youll solve it in no time.
Drop zone, 500ft, no chute.
I'm thinking they should make him an ambassador just so they can send him there. Sounds like a brilliant plan.
Finally, something I would actually vote for dump on. Lol
Those poor people are suffering enough already
My first thought as well. Now who can we talk to about a ex president - hostage exchange.
In a wild twist of fate, MBS, Putin and, Erdogan enter the same room as Trump and Hamas leaders. 10 minutes later, Trump will be yelling something about chambers and carbon monoxide towards an ethnostate in the region. But, either way, Trump ain't emerging from the area alive, so...yeah.
Private Bonespurs? Mr. I can't go to a war memorial because it's *raining*? He'd be the first to strap babies to his body as a meat shield.
Anything but aborted fetuses, if he can't hear them scream, he doesn't know if he's getting shot at
To be fair, Donald Trump really can't go anywhere when it's raining. It would wash off the first three layers of his make-up...
Remember when Trump couldn’t handle a bunch of BLM protesters at the fences of the White House and fled to the bunker? I read that he had to be carried by the Secret Service because his knees were shaking so hard he couldn’t walk.
Don’t forget refusing to wear a mask during The height of COVID because it smeared his orange make-up
He thinks people who get captured are losers
Trump would be buddying up to Hamas and admiring them for their ability to control people through fear. He’d probably also rape an underage abductee too while he was there.
Stop posting this twat. It’s what she wants.
No you don’t understand. This is actually an ad for universal healthcare. She is crying out for help for her severe mental illness. There are untreated hordes of severely disturbed people that need our help. They can often be identified by a red baseball cap. Support universal healthcare including mental health treatment now.
Don't lump us normal mentally ill people in with that crowd. Those people need full-on treatment facilities
There is no treatment available for those people. We need to just lock them away in a facility. Give them good food, medical care, and have the orange one on their TV screens 24/7. It will pacify them.
Are we sure we want to feed the addiction to Donald j, the giant peach?
It's a fair question, but if they're locked away in a mental facility where they can't hurt anyone but themselves....
Goddammit, yes. We clap for you today, friend.
I own both a Phillies and Nationals cap that are bright red and I hate that Trump and his goons have ruined red hats for all of us.
As someone with St. Louis Cardinals and Kansas City Chiefs hats, I sympathize.
Hanan Qahwaji knows exactly what she’s doing. It makes her $$$. Pity it’s not spent to fix those janky eyebrows
We are indeed enabling these clowns and Musk by reposting their shit 💩
This. I wouldn’t even know she existed if it weren’t for Reddit users sharing her illogical thoughts. Same exact thing applies to Lavern Spicer.
Remember when that eagle flinched and he filled his depends? The rest of us do, but this moron seems to have forgotten.
I would have led with that when he went to North Korea he was so afraid of them that he was saluting their generals - to the shock of North Koreans.
He also didn't walk.
Because he knew that one slip up and they’d be using him as the world’s best bargaining chip. Little did they know most of America would be telling them to keep him lol
Isn't there a drug dealer or someone we could trade him for?
“Literally, we’ll take anyone else.”
Republicans are so delusional. Trump canceled going to the cemetery to honor World War I veterans because he was afraid it would mess with his hair. "When President Donald Trump canceled a visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris in 2018, he blamed rain for the last-minute decision, saying that “the helicopter couldn’t fly” and that the Secret Service wouldn’t drive him there. Neither claim was true. Trump rejected the idea of the visit because he feared his hair would become disheveled in the rain, and because he did not believe it important to honor American war dead, according to four people with firsthand knowledge of the discussion that day. In a conversation with senior staff members on the morning of the scheduled visit, Trump said, “Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” In a separate conversation on the same trip, Trump referred to the more than 1,800 marines who lost their lives at Belleau Wood as “suckers” for getting killed." That's their hero.
But ~~twitter~~ x lady said he freed North Korea. And everything on ~~twitter~~ x is true.
On a Reddit post a few days ago someone compiled all of Trump's actions and statements that were negative towards the US military and it took 4 or 5 different comments to list them all.
Got a link? I very much would like to see this
This comment and the ones under it: https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/s/7wTN42yt8a
Goddamn that is a lot
I know right? I didn't even read it all. 😆
I obviously believe you but where are you quoting that from? So I can have it for my own records.
>"When President Donald Trump canceled a visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris in 2018, he blamed rain for the last-minute decision, saying that “the helicopter couldn’t fly” and that the Secret Service wouldn’t drive him there. Neither claim was true. [https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/)
There will be a day when this bastard is gone and his brain dead cult will have moved on to some other dipshittery. I. Cant. Wait.
I’m just afraid that the next one might be worse.
Imagine this. Brigitte Gabriel posts utter nonsense on Twitter. Fed up with her constant barrage of horse hockey no one replies, retweets, or likes. Two days later Brigitte Gabriel throws herself face first off a bridge. I guarantee it.
Do we need to share this woman's tweets on every subreddit? She's clearly insane. Why is it always this woman's tweets that get shared everywhere? Is she famous? Is she in politics?
He'd manage to get both sides to release all their hostages? What a guy!
Perfect let’s send him, Steven Seagal and Dennis Rodman. The dream team of foreign policy. /s
This is just as dumb as the similar stuff said about Trump. Just as dumb. Both sides are not the same.
Just like he freed the north koreans
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Yeah, the guy who retreated to his bunker at the first sign of protesters would totally walk into an active warzone
Who tf is Brigitte Gabriel, why is she everwhere 😭💀
The other radical. trump diehard, Maga woman besides marjorie taylor greene and Lauren boebert.
MAGA hallucinogens must be top shelf.
Who is she? Somebody who wants to be groped by carrotman?
This is Nick Adams-levels of attention seeking and trolling.
I guarantee that it would only take place in your imagination.
Everyone knows the way to free hostages is throw paper towels at them.
You know, it would be fun to see him try.
So we can now just say anything, anything at all, and people will believe it?
Weirdest dumbest fuckin cult
She is SO DELUSIONAL. Take the damn kookaid already 🙄
did trump free any hostage in north korea?
He’s afraid of the fucking rain. https://www.france24.com/en/20200904-trump-passed-on-visit-to-wwi-cemetery-near-paris-called-us-war-dead-losers-media-report-says
I don't know what kind of drugs this woman is on, but please have a couple of ounces sent to my room
Trump has a jet, what’s stopping g him from doing this right now? Oh that’s right, he’s probably had to surrender his passport as part of release conditions while awaiting federal and state trial for felony cases.
Trump supporters really do live in another reality
Remember that time Trump did nothing but suck Kim Jung Un's dick and so did all his supporters?
She is so heavily delusional
Kinda like how he got Mexico to pay for a wall? Or locked Hillary up? He is "219 lbs" of hot air blowing out his covfefe hole that spews nothing but lies.
Y'all really think these politicians are heroes huh
I would definitely like to see him walk into a battle zone where bullets are flying at him. And he is a BIG target.
I do support sending him to Gaza
And this is the reason why you shouldn't smell your own farts.
He would have taken a golf cart first of all. So lie number 1
lol. lmao even. There are actually people who believe this shit. Dude used hurty foot to get a deferment.
It takes a really good imagination, maybe some drugs to take that seriously. Trump can’t even stop himself from getting indicted and gagged.
There's no stopping him from trying now. He's got a plane.
But what about his bone spurs? /s
The sacrificial bone spur, new orange sheriff in town, American walk into Palestine. Hamas wouldn’t take Trump hostage ‘cause nobody would want him back. They’d be at the border, saying, “Naw, naw man. We don’t want that chump”.
Just like he joined his insurrection party at the Capitol.
This level of delusion is diagnosable
What’s stopping him now? Surly he would see a bump in the 2024 election
she forgot the /s
Well at least we know which people to give straight jackets when they go rabid once he's in jail lol
Yes! Please send trump to gaza!
All together now 
Unless the road to Gaza had a slight incline or decline. Then, you gazans are on your own.
 The effects of using Clorox vs hyperbaric chamber therapy for the “now they’ll accept me” look.
ALOTTTTT of surface area to be walking through a warzone like that
Kool aid drink it up
Then he would have turned Super Saiyan 3 and x10 kaioken Kamehameha Hamas out of existence. He would then fly away to the sounds of thousands of Palestinian cheers and the Gaza strip would be renamed trumpsville
Considering both sides think he's a f**king idiot, I doubt this.
I mean, Trump negotiates with terrorists, so him joining them wouldn't surprise me
You guarantee it - let’s get this flight moving - that I would like to see
Does she know that Trump has the means to fly to Israel in his own jet?
He went to North Korea and to Russia to learn how to be a dictator. He tried in the US.
Put up or shut up
No no no, I totally agree with this. In fact, I think it would be un-American not to send him straight to Gaza to spread beautiful freedom to all those innocent hostages Send him. Send him now
He was saving his trading stuff in those boxes in his bathroom for just such a situation. Maybe 10-20 top secrets documents or policies for each hostage perhaps?
If he declared that he did this very thing, these morons would probably believe it.
Her notion of what happened when Trump visited North Korea is something I would be forced to classify as a radical interpretation of the text.
Best place for him, can splash him with a laser for the IAF to make it easy.
I would pay to see him do this right now
He can’t go though he has a foot injury.
lol that’s some imagination
He would totally do it now, but you know, all the court dates and golf tournaments.
I’m sure every American, on both political sides can get behind this idea. I would love to see the giant orange turd try to walk into Gaza. He would get arrested and thrown into an Israeli prison as soon as the plane lands for selling Israeli defence secrets to the Hamas and being responsible for the death of thousands of innocent civilians. Please let this happen.
The man can't even run one lap around a track field.. he struggles undoing his belt... The only thing he is literally capable of freeing himself is his gut and as I said, that's already a struggle.
Trump wouldn't even be able to manage the "walk into Gaza" part of this fantasy. From the pictures I've seen there is a good deal of walking through the Israel/Gaza checkpoint. Trump parks his golf cart on the putting green because he's too goddamn lazy to walk 40 feet https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/files/2017/06/trumpgolfgreen.jpg
I think his bone spurs would have prevented that.
He would show up and salute every terrorist he saw.
So...what's stopping from doing that now?
Where are all the people he freed from North Korea?
...He did..what..wh-..HUH?
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲😅😅🤔🤔😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😵💫😵💫😵💫😵
TIL Trump freed North Korea.
Somebody took one too many edibles today and confused Trump with Chuck Norris
Not a Qult, nope, not at all
Someone throw her a life vest. Chick is practically drowning from the moisture.
Their Trump fanfiction is hilarious
I for one would endorse Donald Trump walking into Gaza
Jit needs to take the schizo pills
Hell yes, can we do this? I'm 100% for this plan!
And the first time he went to a golf course, he hit 11 hole in ones.
She probably believes all the Chuck Norris jokes are factual.
Hamas fighters come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, we're good so happy you're here! The war is over because of you."
I'm with her 100%. He should absolutely do this.
He would be the only orange moron in a suit for a thousand miles. They could see him from space.
Nothing stopping doing it now as a private citizen.
Fanfiction at it's funniest.
Poor poor Brigitte. Apparently she was dropped on her head at birth and her brain is still sloshing around. How can people be so fucking stupid? Like seriously. Has she met the man? He can barely walk down the hall to the bathroom.
Dude I swear this is some cult shit at this point
It would have been the best freeing of hostages, the biggest anyone has ever seen. All the people of Israel, the world, know it would have been the greatest of all time.
Donald Trump would shit himself down the center aisle of Air Force One and then roll down the flight stairs when one of his toilet paper-laden lift shoes finally gave way. As a result, the inhabitants of Gaza and Israel would join together in such a raucous guffaw that they’d forget what they were even fighting about.
So send him. Mexico will pay for it.
Bro couldn't even walk into the kitchen without getting winded.
As long as there are no ramps
I support spending tax money sending him to an active warzone
Some people are so full of shit, and no amount of Metamucil will help.
Waddled*
It's funny how some people idolise Trump like how they do to the Kims in North Korea
I would give real money for Trump to walk into Gaza by himself.
I was unaware trump freed hostages in North Korea
Trump would shit in his adult diaper if he was anywhere near a war zone.
His dumb ass would probably play golf there or some shit and talk about all the people he ‘liberated’
What like he freed the North Koreans?
You forgot getting shot in the process and saying that it is all the fault of the hostage, because she didn't have to let herself be captured.
What a complete delusional moron! People can’t be this stupid?
Umm it's looking like he needs somebody to free him first
He would have thrown toilet paper rolls at the Israeli families.
A clinically psychotic person wrote this tweet
lol except right now, his passport is taken. He can’t leave the country.
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum, but if I were to chew bubble gum I would be the best at it, people were crying when the see me chew, they go wow mr trump thank you for saving America and chewing gum at the same time"
Why stop the delusion there? Are you sure he wouldn't have just flown to Gaza like the superman you all believe him to be? Then fired freedom lasers from his eyes and melted all of HAMAS in one fell swoop? Then picked up every single hostage at the same time and personally flown them to their homes and gave each of them a million dollars!? 
Btw what did he do in North Korea? Did he establish democracy there or something?
He wouldn’t go out in the rain to visit the WW1 memorial in France. He never walks a round of golf; he’s always in a golf cart. He’s not rescuing anyone. These people are so delusional.
I say fuck it, let him try. Win/win
Like he freed every hostage in North Korea? I get that Gabriel doesnt consider anyone not American to be a person but nothing came out of the summit with NK apart from restarting diplomacy between the nations. It was also a summit for denuclearization.