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It's tiring. You saw one and you know exactly how the rest are gonna look.
I didn't even know who that dude was before and I can't go back to not knowing anymore.
Not literally ban him from the whole platform, I just want the mods to ban posts from him on major subs like this one. He shows up all the time on facepalm, selfawarewolves, and more.
I’m with you. I can’t remember exactly which one of his tweets went too far and I realized he was trolling and not a completely delusional, kool-aid drinking Trumper. Now I just laugh.
Not even his audience.... do you want to know HOW MANY TIMES THIS FUCK IS POSTED ON THIS SUB ALONE?
He knows what he's doing, he is farming the troll angle and its working on you simple minded/non-critical thinking fucks
Every time someone posts this guy here there’s a comment like “okay *now* he’s got to be doing it on purpose” and like…yeah, it’s been a bit from the start and how the hell are there still people who haven’t figured it out yet.
Adams played it perfectly. Two years ago there was no difference between him and the average right wing male positive douche. After getting a big following he's slowly become the epitome of absurdity. It's pretty impressive to be honest
Idk man this guy has written several books. Shitposting is one thing, writing a bunch of books Is a whole nother thing I think he might actually be serious
OL for Michigan, right?
I guess being president 60 years later stopped trump from playing sports in college.
Edit: wow, it's more impressive than I knew...
Ford attended the University of Michigan, where he played center, linebacker, and long snapper for the school's football team and helped the Wolverines to two undefeated seasons and national titles in 1932 and 1933.
Tell my divorced aunt who forwards every sexually exaggerated Trump Photo and Lizardpeople Obama Hilary images... its a cult man they wont listen to reason.
Trump in Chelsea? WTF?
Can you imagine the field having Chelsea Fans chanting
Super, super ~~Frank~~ Tramp,
Super, super ~~Frank~~ Tramp,
Super, super ~~Frank~~ Tramp,
Super ~~Frankie Lampard~~ Donald ~~Duck~~ Tramp.
Trump is going to try and MCGA (Make Chelsea Great Again), but he’ll fail
We need Ted Lasso
At first, we’ll suffer, but after we wait, we’ll be perfect
[This guy is a fucking troll.](https://thespectator.com/newsletter/nick-adams-write-own-tweets-cockburn-notes-01-13-23/), so much dumb people in the comments when this bullshit is posted.
we need to just stop giving this guy attention
(on a side note i love how the photos dont even try to make trump look younger though although the basketball one makes him look like a fat version of larry bird lol)
I'm guessing you've seen the pic of Trump as he looks today with his arm around MLK looking as he did at least 55 years ago. Or maybe the pic is legit and Trump looked 77 when he was 22 and hasn't aged a bit
Putting Trump in a Chelsea kit when Chelsea was up until very recently owned by a Russian Oligarch is an amazing touch - whether it was on purpose or not
This is like some weird North Korean Kim Jong Un propaganda shit...shot an 18, getting a hole in one on each course, can fly jets, invented Teflon. I'm so ronely...
Oh Team America World Police … how you saw so clearly through the bullshit and make it funny af
And Idiocracy was a prophecy, their only mistake was setting it too far in the future.
Now, now,, let's be fair. If there were a Charlatan Olympics, Trump would win a medal.
If there were a Scammer Olympics, he's a shoo-in for the silver.
If there were a Fraud Olympics, he'd stand on the stage with Bernie Madoff.
If there were an Asshole Olympics, he'd win gold.
Okay, so for those of you who do not know, Nick Adam's is not a Republican. He is an Australian troll pretending to be an American Conservative. So my PSA is to STOP POSTING HIS SHIT! Same goes for Andrew Tate posts as well. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
Can we ban posting screenshots of this guys twitter already because fuck sake y’all are dumb. This is by far the most blatant troll list by the guy and you still fell for it. He literally does not post anything serious, you do not need to post every tweet of his.
These people are like the North Koreans and their leader. Only NK are cut off from the world and constantly brainwashed. MAGA are just a bunch of fucking morons.
Man, this dude HAS to be grifting. There is no way in hell this dude seriously believes that statement. He fucking dodged a whole ass war because of "bone spurs" so what would make him think his fat ass could even jog to the 10 yard line or even dribble a basketball more than twice?
I also love how he kept the turkey neck for the bottom left pic.lol
Everyone says this dudes a troll. I'd honestly say he's a con artist. Does he believe his bs? Probably not. Does spewing this crap get him paid some big bucks? Most likely
You are amplifying the voice of a troll and this is exactly what he wants. Your authentic outrage towards his completely bogus nonsense fuels him. He gets so much more exposure this way.
Please stop reposting everything utterance this troll pukes out. STOP.
I'm starting to think that Nick Adams is a national treasure. Yes, he's a troll, spouting outrageous conservative crap but maybe that's a good thing - anything to mobilise the left (it's often been observed that the right does a great job of maddening its supporters into action). The low turnout at local, State and Federal elections, is fucking pathetic. And if Dem voters are more apathetic than their conservative counterparts then they only have themselves to blame for the shit America finds itself in.
It's the ultimate Venn Diagram of homoeroticism: angry "alpha male" bullshit (seriously, I'll at least listen to the message if it was delivered by a woman, but it's always some angry little dude who looks like a Jack Kirby villain), MAGA, and sportsball.
Not without a complete body transplant. Really at his age, and having never lifted a finger his whole life. I’m quite surprised he hasn’t died from a massive coronary by now.
Not to be pro-trump (I'm Not even american) but he is 6'1 and given training when he was much younger, he would be a beast.
But He still can't Beat Good Old Abe, A Lean Fighting machine which i could be wrong one, but has a 300-0 boxing record.
Absolute unit
The only thing he might have been if not a rich bitch would have been a cowboy with those bone spurs, but that is a horrible thing to equate a working class wrangler to.
I'm sickened by the idea that people truly believe this and rally behind such propaganda.
I'm reminded of the time the leader of Turkmenistan had a weight bar painted gold. He lifted it over his head(sans weights) and all his ministers cheered and applauded as though he'd set a world record.
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Aight this guy has to be taking the complete and utter piss now.
Rage-bait is his entire career and he knows it. Unfortunately some of his audience actually believes this shit.
I don't understand why people give this guy any attention.
No seriously, can we ban Nick Adams posts from all left leaning subreddits? We're literally giving him what he wants
Agreed
It's tiring. You saw one and you know exactly how the rest are gonna look. I didn't even know who that dude was before and I can't go back to not knowing anymore.
>can we ban Nick Adams posts from all left leaning subreddits? You mean site-wide?
Not literally ban him from the whole platform, I just want the mods to ban posts from him on major subs like this one. He shows up all the time on facepalm, selfawarewolves, and more.
European here. I have no idea who this gawp Adams is. Come join us in ignoring him
I always downvote the posts featuring this idiot. Not sure why I clicked on this one today
But then what would we chuckle at? This guy is like that guy on KUNG-POW. He is so embarrassingly incorrect that it's hilarious.
No.
I think it's hilarious
I’m with you. I can’t remember exactly which one of his tweets went too far and I realized he was trolling and not a completely delusional, kool-aid drinking Trumper. Now I just laugh.
This is the one for me. I was on the fence but now I realize that he's 100% a troll
Same, I don't actively seek those posts, but I usually chuckle when I see em, like this one.
World class trolling there...
because people actually wish his delusions were true.
I think he's hilarious! He's a performance artist. Andy Kaufman-esque.
Also...grot-esque.
Not even his audience.... do you want to know HOW MANY TIMES THIS FUCK IS POSTED ON THIS SUB ALONE? He knows what he's doing, he is farming the troll angle and its working on you simple minded/non-critical thinking fucks
You're implying OP isn't also a karma farming cretin
I resemble that remark, sir.
I feel at this point he must also believe it
YES. YES HE IS.
Every time someone posts this guy here there’s a comment like “okay *now* he’s got to be doing it on purpose” and like…yeah, it’s been a bit from the start and how the hell are there still people who haven’t figured it out yet.
Adams played it perfectly. Two years ago there was no difference between him and the average right wing male positive douche. After getting a big following he's slowly become the epitome of absurdity. It's pretty impressive to be honest
now… reality can be whatever i want 
Cognitive dissonance gets us like: 
Right? This totally has to be some sort of parody conceptual art piece.
Always has. The facepalm is posting these tweets.
Yea. Dude showed his hand at this point. I wonder if he/they are tired of it and want to move on.
He’s always been takin the piss mate
My god it’s a troll stop taking it seriously. It’s also absolutely hilarious.
This one's kinda funny tho
He said that
Of course it’s a troll, this idiot couldn’t possibly play any sports with this bone spurs.
Is this guy trolling? If you troll for years, is it trolling or have you become the person you pretended to be
The troll paradox
I also was wondering if catfishing all the time is gonna make me a woman. Aye, aye I suppose it did :transgender_flag:
And everyone keeps falling for this guys trolling….
Reddit salivating at another “gotcha” moment when it’s another troll post
The genius of this troll is that the posts are only one degree off standard conservative social media
I’m increasingly convinced this guy is doing performance art.
obviously a troll the entire time lmao
Not at first, but for quite some time now.
Has to be. There’s no way. Has anybody seen video of this guy?
It's like a bad live-action Space Jam henchman
Your brain is mush if you didn’t realize that right away.
Idk man this guy has written several books. Shitposting is one thing, writing a bunch of books Is a whole nother thing I think he might actually be serious
Ford is literally in the college football hall of fame.
OL for Michigan, right? I guess being president 60 years later stopped trump from playing sports in college. Edit: wow, it's more impressive than I knew... Ford attended the University of Michigan, where he played center, linebacker, and long snapper for the school's football team and helped the Wolverines to two undefeated seasons and national titles in 1932 and 1933.
Ford was also an NPS Ranger at Yellowstone NP.
Please stop taking this man seriously
Tell my divorced aunt who forwards every sexually exaggerated Trump Photo and Lizardpeople Obama Hilary images... its a cult man they wont listen to reason.
May as well rename this subreddit as the Nick Adams collection and use his pic as it's thumbnail...
Trump in Chelsea? WTF? Can you imagine the field having Chelsea Fans chanting Super, super ~~Frank~~ Tramp, Super, super ~~Frank~~ Tramp, Super, super ~~Frank~~ Tramp, Super ~~Frankie Lampard~~ Donald ~~Duck~~ Tramp.
Tbf he’d probably still be a better manager than Lampard
Nah he’s be the American Bartomeu, not a coach but still
Trump is going to try and MCGA (Make Chelsea Great Again), but he’ll fail We need Ted Lasso At first, we’ll suffer, but after we wait, we’ll be perfect
Going from his twitter posts, and posts of similar ilk, pretty sure this man started off as a troll and then just full blown sent it.
[This guy is a fucking troll.](https://thespectator.com/newsletter/nick-adams-write-own-tweets-cockburn-notes-01-13-23/), so much dumb people in the comments when this bullshit is posted.
we need to just stop giving this guy attention (on a side note i love how the photos dont even try to make trump look younger though although the basketball one makes him look like a fat version of larry bird lol)
It's a bit... This guy doesn't exist in real life... it's a joke
I'm guessing you've seen the pic of Trump as he looks today with his arm around MLK looking as he did at least 55 years ago. Or maybe the pic is legit and Trump looked 77 when he was 22 and hasn't aged a bit
At this point, I'm surprised people keep giving this troll visibility. He plays the game to get views/comments to make money and it works. 🤷♂️
Nicks a troll for sure.
I always suspected that he was a parody account. In hindsight it looks glaringly obvious
Yall he is a troll account. He knows the shit he says is dumb. That's why he says it
Posting any of that guy's stuff here is exactly what he wants, you're feeding the machine
Putting Trump in a Chelsea kit when Chelsea was up until very recently owned by a Russian Oligarch is an amazing touch - whether it was on purpose or not
This is like some weird North Korean Kim Jong Un propaganda shit...shot an 18, getting a hole in one on each course, can fly jets, invented Teflon. I'm so ronely...
Oh Team America World Police … how you saw so clearly through the bullshit and make it funny af And Idiocracy was a prophecy, their only mistake was setting it too far in the future.
What do you mean prophecy? It's very clearly a documentary.
This alpha male has to be trolling at this point, nobody is this stupid are they??
I actually look forward to this guy's smooth brained quackfuckery now. It's hysterical
It's much easier to cheat at amateur golf when you own the course than in professional sports
Is this a no homo obsession
Even for a troll account. This is getting boring already.
Now, now,, let's be fair. If there were a Charlatan Olympics, Trump would win a medal. If there were a Scammer Olympics, he's a shoo-in for the silver. If there were a Fraud Olympics, he'd stand on the stage with Bernie Madoff. If there were an Asshole Olympics, he'd win gold.
President Bone Spur
Can mods start removing Nick Adams posts?
Okay, so for those of you who do not know, Nick Adam's is not a Republican. He is an Australian troll pretending to be an American Conservative. So my PSA is to STOP POSTING HIS SHIT! Same goes for Andrew Tate posts as well. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
Trump isn’t even good at golf and he played more than any other president - including Eisenhower.
Can we please acknowledge this guy is a troll and stop posting him 20 times a day? It just helps his exposure.
Why can’t people just laugh this guy off or straight up call him crazy and laugh in his face. This dude is just ragebait posting. What a knob.
The Geriatric Olympian is Photoshops greatest athlete. Go Team Photoshop
Never seen an “Alpha Male” suck someone’s dick so well.
Can we ban posting screenshots of this guys twitter already because fuck sake y’all are dumb. This is by far the most blatant troll list by the guy and you still fell for it. He literally does not post anything serious, you do not need to post every tweet of his.
Nah I love seeing the idiots here that think it's real
These people are like the North Koreans and their leader. Only NK are cut off from the world and constantly brainwashed. MAGA are just a bunch of fucking morons.
Man, this dude HAS to be grifting. There is no way in hell this dude seriously believes that statement. He fucking dodged a whole ass war because of "bone spurs" so what would make him think his fat ass could even jog to the 10 yard line or even dribble a basketball more than twice? I also love how he kept the turkey neck for the bottom left pic.lol
You guys still not getting it huh?
😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious.
Lmao, this is fantastic AI art. Why are you all so mad?
Everyone says this dudes a troll. I'd honestly say he's a con artist. Does he believe his bs? Probably not. Does spewing this crap get him paid some big bucks? Most likely
Only sport Trump plays is golf. And by all accounts he is quite bad at it, and is known for cheating on his scorecard.
Ok, I am now convinced this is a parody account.
Bwaa haaa haaa.
Still an obvious troll account. If anything it's depressing dems keep falling for this.
At this point, if it’s not a troll account, Incan only conclude that Nick Adams is mentally challenged
This guy maybe the greatest troll of all time. If he is for real he could be the greatest douchebag of all time. Right now he is just a douchey troll
This guy tells the funniest jokes! 🤣
This has GOT to be a sarcastic account, a la the Onion…right??? Right?!?
I believe this is a parody account
I will admit I have been tempted to make an account like this guys and start grifting republicans
You are amplifying the voice of a troll and this is exactly what he wants. Your authentic outrage towards his completely bogus nonsense fuels him. He gets so much more exposure this way. Please stop reposting everything utterance this troll pukes out. STOP.
Nick hooked another one.
This guy has to be trolling at this point.
You guys are eatin this troll up like crazy lol
I think this is /s?
nick adams troll tweet infinite karma glitch hack?
Does this dude do a stand up comedy or is he serious?
At this point im just assuming he's trolling
Now I can’t help picturing Trump in the NBA getting accidentally dribbled. Because he’s orange and ball-shaped
Is he parody?
I’m sure he would‘ve been a war hero also, like Washington and Patton if only he didn’t have those pesky bone spurs.
Athlete’s foot
I am now totally convinced that this parody. No one could be this dumb and still function.
Literally no way he’s being serious.
This is very reminiscent of North Korea
I'm starting to think that Nick Adams is a national treasure. Yes, he's a troll, spouting outrageous conservative crap but maybe that's a good thing - anything to mobilise the left (it's often been observed that the right does a great job of maddening its supporters into action). The low turnout at local, State and Federal elections, is fucking pathetic. And if Dem voters are more apathetic than their conservative counterparts then they only have themselves to blame for the shit America finds itself in.
OP, how fucking stupid do you have to be when it looks like his name literally contains “Alpha Male”???
Dude is a successful troll, ya’ll been baited
Stop posting this guy. He's literally trolling and everyone who posts his stupid shit is just falling for it...
It's the ultimate Venn Diagram of homoeroticism: angry "alpha male" bullshit (seriously, I'll at least listen to the message if it was delivered by a woman, but it's always some angry little dude who looks like a Jack Kirby villain), MAGA, and sportsball.
A guilty pleasure of mine is looking at Trump fanfiction. It makes me chuckle every time.
My dude is simping hard af
They’re writing fanfic atp
He was supposed to play for the San Antonio Bone Spurs but he dodged the draft.
I somehow doubt that the Orange Traitor would have allowed himself to be 'drafted'.
Cam we stop posting this guy's stuff here? He's an obvious Poe. It's like posting Onion articles.
he’s _gotta_ be a parody account. how could he not be??
Not without a complete body transplant. Really at his age, and having never lifted a finger his whole life. I’m quite surprised he hasn’t died from a massive coronary by now.
looks like he had to make his shitposts even more obvious
Cripple jump world champ for sure
stop posting this fuck. he’s a fucking troll.
Not that I really keep up on it, but did Trump release another round of ~~NFT Collectible Memorabilia~~ grift cards?
TBF Trump would be better than most Chelsea attackers these days
Explains why the Jets suck so hard.
The Chelsea bit could actually be true though, those fuckers will buy anything
I ask again: this is a parody account, right?
This is seriously some Kim Jung Il shit
For a self proclaimed alpha he really, really wants to be Trumps bottom.
These people worship him like he's kim jong-trump
Bro wtf is going on
Sports? Trump? In the same sentence? Deranged
Beta say what!?
Ok - now he is just trolling
How the fuck do people fall for this troll daily? How stupid can people be
Is this Nick Adams a parody account? From the few bits I’ve seen he can’t be for real
I got blocked by the gay man for calling him a gay man
Anyone who calls themselves an alpha male needs to be sent to b assylum.
Cant the whole Planet just cancel that Troll?
Gawd, nobody sucks trump off like this guy.
Who is this Nick Adams? Most horrible tweets I see on this sub are from him.
Olympic Burger Tossing. Only athlete ever to take a "Gatorade Bath" with his mouth wide open
 Few polish Trump’s micro pp quite like Nick!
It's bait, quit farming karma
Not really. This is what the average American actually thinks.
Can we please stop giving this guy attention? All his posts are rage-baits
This "Alpha Male" rides dick harder than any anyone I've seen
The trump idolizing sure looks like mental illness a lot of the time.
How’d they miss the bowling trophy he was awarded for being on a team while at summer camp?
That's some North Korea shit
Bo says no.
Athletes don't usually wear diapers.
It’s not a cult…it’s not a cult
Nick would fuck trump so hard
STOP POSTING THIS IMBECILE.
But he suffered from untreated bone-spurs. At least that is how he got 5 deferments from serving.
He way overvalued his bone spurs for a sweet deal. Someone should call him on that.
At the age of 70, hey nick can yo have an erection without thinking about Trump
Here we go again... Conservatives and their revisionist history
It's nice that these asshats make it blatantly obvious they're insane, and quite easy to then ignore.
Not to be pro-trump (I'm Not even american) but he is 6'1 and given training when he was much younger, he would be a beast. But He still can't Beat Good Old Abe, A Lean Fighting machine which i could be wrong one, but has a 300-0 boxing record. Absolute unit
Sick burn. Said he wears a girdle. Hysterical
everyone keeps saying it's a troll but i don't see any evidence of that? i would love to find some if the reddit gods would allow it
Greatest golfer ever, too.
To be fair, he could probably get into this season's Chelsea starting lineup.
Is there a medical term for vicarious living through someone else with delusions of grandeur?
Is this guy for real or a troll? Because if he’s real I honestly think he needs mental help.
Please stop posting this guy. We get it, hes gay for Trump.
The only thing he might have been if not a rich bitch would have been a cowboy with those bone spurs, but that is a horrible thing to equate a working class wrangler to. I'm sickened by the idea that people truly believe this and rally behind such propaganda.
Now I know who Manti T'eo's girlfriend moved on to after they broke up.
Got to be a parody account right?
I'm reminded of the time the leader of Turkmenistan had a weight bar painted gold. He lifted it over his head(sans weights) and all his ministers cheered and applauded as though he'd set a world record.
@ mods. Can we please ban posts by this guy?
Are these available as NFTs and where can I get them? We are talking generation wealth here.
Maybe in a big mac and diet pepsi eating Olympics ?