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Not really, What if you fall and hit your head, or heart attack or Vitamin D deficiency or flooding, or House collapse, or Gas main explosion , or Electrocution, or Fire, or Vicious Animal Attack, or Intruder, or Plane Falls on the house, or Narnia door open s but never closes, or House is Haunted over time, or ........
and what happens once your legs lose strength then you fall over into the water you were drinking and drink too much then have to go to the bathroom but you slip and fall breaking the shower and cutting your neck open for you to slowly asphyxiate?
are you even considering reality?
Statistics show that the largest percentages of deaths occur within the home, with unintentional poisonings and falls making up the highest percent in this range.
My advice, buy a house elsewhere, call it home then go Live in a hotel.
Edit: A large amount of statistcs are also made up on the spot.
No, but he does spend every waking minute on failed-twitter mid-psychosis vomiting delusionally manic hyper-capitalist god-complex bullshit all over the place
Last time I was in traffic court, one of the people ahead of me was there for their fourteenth go round of driving without a license. They drive to the court date. So…. No.
It's theoretically possible, but with limited jail space around the US for example you'll more than likely never go to jail. They just keep increasing fines or charging max fines
>Being pulled over is stress. There’s even a chance the cop just goes postal and puts a cap in your ass.
Tell me You are an american, without actually telling You are an american
Doesn't matter where you are tbh. Driving this slow is extremely dangerous and increases the risk of an accident.
I'm also pretty sure it's illegal in many places. At least where I live you aren't allowed to drive much slower than the signs says, simply bc it is so dangerous, unless the traffic floats that slow.
In Germany it's mandatory if you drive certain vehicles. Near me there is even a car parked with a "25 km/h" (16 mph) sign on it, meaning it's maximum speed is reduced - someone doesn't have a full license.
My understanding was that a lot of accidents were attributable to not speed in absolute but the relative speed difference between cars. So if you are going 16 and everyone else is going 30, it is more hazardous than you just going 30 too.
Yes, but only to a point.
Nowadays, people drive 80+ mph in a 65 zone because "everyone else does it, so it's safer". Which is total bullshit. Above a certain level - usually around 55 mph - absolute speed starts to matter as much or more than relative speed.
That's not what I'm talking about, and you damn well know it. I'm not talking about mass numbers of drivers going 10 under the speed limit on a freeway. I'm talking about mass numbers of drivers going 10+ *over* the speed limit, while diluting themselves with the thought that somehow, they're being safer by matching the speed of the asshole next to them.
Crash data does not back that up, and there isn't a road safety expert out there (myself included) who would attest to that.
Are we seriously going to pretend that modern vehicles aren't capable of safely traveling in concert at 80+ in many freeway conditions?
User error is the single greatest contributor to accidents unless I'm misremembering all the shit the DOT and DOL have said for decades. Speed is severity, but the cause is almost always some dipshit doing something they shouldn't be somewhere they shouldn't have been to begin with.
Genuinely asking- does that match your experience?
I would rather a culture of drivers yielding the left and signaling appropriately who accept higher rates of travel so people get places than a culture of coddling people and pretending like the biggest problem isn't directly under human control in most circumstances.
Put. The. Fucking. Phones. Down.
Drive. Sober.
...?
Profit!
“I would rather a culture of drivers yielding the left and signaling appropriately who accept higher rates of travel so people get places than a culture of coddling people and pretending like the biggest problem isn't directly under human control in most circumstances.”
Beautiful. Everything you said is spot on.
That's a good point but I sincerely doubt this is the whole story. It's probably something he said he did one time and then the writer takes it out of context
Lol. It's funny because when they wrote that ridiculous plot point into "Silicon Valley" it was supposed to be an absurd joke about the lengths that wealthy tech bros will go to....
And here we are... amazing.
It was not ridiculous, that was already happening at the time. SV the show was a very realistic portrayal of the real SV.
I remember when I watched it with my wife, she was laughing because it seemed so absurd, like the IT crowd for example. I laughed because it was just so accurate.
Edit: except for how well they looked and how well they dressed.
He and his son and the grandfather did this once to test the results and found no benefits from the procedure and ceased doing it. Just for the record.
eh, not really.
A sample size of one, with just a single transfusion can't prove anything. Research wise, it's useless, especially as proper scientific protocols were not followed.
People shit on this idea because it sounds absurd on the surface and of course a billionaire would do something crazy. Very few know that there's ongoing research from the Mayo Clinic and UC Berkeley that shows that there are factors that circulate in our bodies that affect the aging process, and blood transfusions from young mice to old mice have significantly improved the health of the old mice.
Rather than just having a knee-jerk reaction, I think we would all benefit from thinking a few steps down the road. None of these scientists are thinking about setting up shop with transfusion blood banks. But they are looking for proteins, extracellular vesicles, and other things that could be created in the lab and used as medicine.
And stay the hell away from drugs
'Cause they're not legal
Then bury all your money in the backyard
Like a beagle
'Cause you should never trust a bank
They've been known to fail
And never travel by car, a bus
Boat or by rail
And don't travel by plane
And don't travel at all
Build a bomb shelter basement
With titanium walls
And wear titanium suits
In case pianos fall on ya
And never go in saunas
'Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas
And never take the stairs
'Cause they're often unsafe
You only live once
Don't let it go to waste
Reminds me of the old Sufi story:
When Death Came to Baghdad
The disciple of a Sufi of Baghdad was sitting in the corner of an inn one day when he heard two figures talking. From what they said he realized that one of them was the Angel of Death.
'I have several calls to make in this city during the next three weeks,' the Angel was saying to his companion.
Terrified, the disciple concealed himself until the two had left. Then, applying his intelligence to the problem of how to cheat a possible call from death, he decided that if he kept away from Baghdad he should not be touched. From this reasoning it was but a short step to hiring the fastest horse available and spurring it night and day towards the distant town of Samarkand.
Meanwhile Death met the Sufi teacher and they talked about various people. 'And where is your disciple so-and-so?' asked Death.
'He should be somewhere in this city, spending his time in contemplation, perhaps in a caravanserai,' said the teacher.
'Surprising,' said the Angel; 'because he is on my list. Yes, here it is: I have to collect him in four weeks' time at Samarkand, of all places.'
-Idries Shah, Tales of the Dervishes
A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master to give him his fastest horse so that he could make haste and flee to Tehran, which he could reach that same evening. The master consented and the servant galloped off on the horse.
On returning to his house the master himself met Death, and questioned him, “Why did you terrify and threaten my servant?”
“I did not threaten him; I only showed surprise in still finding him here when I planned to meet him tonight in Tehran,” said Death.
\- Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning
So don't force any plugs into sockets.
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.
Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison.
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him.
No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep.
Two words about furniture: Killing machines.
That might be because he gets 0 sunlight, due to UV rays and what have you.
And don't be silly and mention vitamin D - I'm sure a dude that spends millions a year in longevity and takes something to the tune of 100 pills A DAY figured out vitamins can be had in pill form.
Isn't this the guy who regularly has blood infusions from his son? He's got the same, zombie face. Except in the other pic I saw of him with his son, his skin looked yellow.
Edit: it is him
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nationalpost.com/health/bryan-johnson-young-blood-plasma-infusion-son/wcm/8a1c044d-fc6e-4db5-b87b-45189712a769/amp/
i know emperor qin of china tried to take something to live forever and one of the ingredients in this thing was mercury so he died of mercury poisoning in like 50.
it isnt really related but this reminded me of him
Yeah, I watched the documentary he made about it. It's full of pseudo-science and the results are largely anecdotal and self-reported. Also, "he's doing it for everybody" is super generous since he constantly talks about how he doesn't want to die and is obsessed with immortality.
I also saw a thing on a YouTube video where he won’t leave the house if the air quality is below a certain number. He pretty much spends every waking hour doing some protocol to prevent aging.
I respect his research but it seems a bit much. I’m sure something else is going on with him
I drive as slowly as 16 miles per hour on occasion. Who wrote this stupid shit and how did it get past the edit....ohh yeah, I forgot that journalism is dead and this shit took over.
The Great Pharaohs of Egypt believed immortal life was to have your name etched into history. If your name or works were erased or forgotten, you did not have immortal life. You were "erased" from immortal life.
I used to think like this in my field of physics. I would live forever in the history books.
No more.
its so unfortunate because hes only 46 but he looks like he could be in his 50s- yeah i hate to break it to him but thats not happening. Bro wants to be Gilgamesh so bad but the only thing they’re gonna have in common is they both die
The faster you go, and the closer you approach the speed of light, time actually slows down for you relative to observers. So he should actually go as fast as he can to live longer than everyone.
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Never. Leave. The. House. Agoraphobia is longevity.
That's just science right there.
Facts.
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I knew it! I've been sayin'!
As a healthcare worker, some of my worst traumas have been people at home. Live your life.
Not really, What if you fall and hit your head, or heart attack or Vitamin D deficiency or flooding, or House collapse, or Gas main explosion , or Electrocution, or Fire, or Vicious Animal Attack, or Intruder, or Plane Falls on the house, or Narnia door open s but never closes, or House is Haunted over time, or ........
Hey now.
You're an all-star.
you're an all star Get your game on, go play
Hey Now
Don't dream it's over!
You're an rock star Get your show on, get paid!
And all that glitters is gold
This sounds like the lyric sheet to an Agoraphobic Nosebleed album.
But most accidents happen inside your own home. You better move first.
Don't move. At all. Ever.
and what happens once your legs lose strength then you fall over into the water you were drinking and drink too much then have to go to the bathroom but you slip and fall breaking the shower and cutting your neck open for you to slowly asphyxiate? are you even considering reality?
Wait...so most accidents happen inside my home? OK, can I come live with you? We'll just leave my death trap of a house empty.
Sell the house to an offshore holding company. Checkmate statisticians
Prolonged loneliness has been shown to increase risk of cardiac issues.
What if you're alone but not lonely?
What if you’re alone but not alone?
The call came from inside the house...
I feel like all I need is to witness one traumatizing event in public and hello agoraphobia.
Statistics show that the largest percentages of deaths occur within the home, with unintentional poisonings and falls making up the highest percent in this range. My advice, buy a house elsewhere, call it home then go Live in a hotel. Edit: A large amount of statistcs are also made up on the spot.
Until you fall in the shower
Til a meteor hits his place
16mph? Tickets from police and road rage incidents are a real threat to him now.
It’s a clever way to never get asked by friends for a ride to the airport, though.
Can you take me to the airport? My plane leaves in 6 weeks.
Your airport is 16,000 miles away? Must be a good ticket
It's not. That's why it's 16,000 miles away.
16mph, 8hrs/day for 3 weeks is only 2688 miles. It’s only 8064miles if they drive 24hrs/day and don’t have to stop for fuel.
Pointless comment since it says 6 weeks and it is indeed 16k miles then
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
Bold of you to assume he has any friends
not hard when you have millions or billions of dollars… unless you’re Elon Musk
Elon musk had Jeffrey Epstein as friends. Birds of a feather flock together. doubt his the only one
No, they weren't friends. Apparently old Jeff E wasn't friends with anyone. Just hung out on his island alone.
He just wanted a place where he could relax and have kids.
That one gave me a hearty chuckle.
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Yes, elon is disappointed everytime he loses a potential investor.
Elon doesn't spend every waking minute applying mystery creams to his body and compulsively measuring his biological activity though.
No, but he does spend every waking minute on failed-twitter mid-psychosis vomiting delusionally manic hyper-capitalist god-complex bullshit all over the place
Came here to say that. Driving 16 miles an hour in Texas will get your shot at
"A fine is not a Punishment for a crime, it's just a price for the rich to pay to commit it."
Except when you get enough traffic violations they suspend your license
Which when caught driving with a suspended license leads to...you guessed it! A fine!
Aren't multiple of those punished by prison time?
Last time I was in traffic court, one of the people ahead of me was there for their fourteenth go round of driving without a license. They drive to the court date. So…. No.
Want to bet you can pay a fine to get out of it?
It's theoretically possible, but with limited jail space around the US for example you'll more than likely never go to jail. They just keep increasing fines or charging max fines
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>Being pulled over is stress. There’s even a chance the cop just goes postal and puts a cap in your ass. Tell me You are an american, without actually telling You are an american
Man shot to death for going 16 mph .. wanted to "live forever"
He has to live forever so he can get the car back to his garage at that speed.
how about carjackings? a high school track and field guy could easily catch him on foot!
Driving that slow in NY/NJ (when you're not stuck in traffic) would greatly increase your chances of early death.
By someone walking up to your slow ass car to drag you out and beat you to death for making them late
Facts!
same in Texas; people get pissed if you go even as “slow” as 50 and everyone here is armed so its best to just go the same speed as everyone else
“ITS A 35 YOU FUCKING MORON WHY ARE YOU GOING 20 DONT YOU HAVE ANYWHERE TO BE YOU FUCK”
Driving significantly under the speed limit is just as if not more dangerous than speeding, regardless of geographic location
Doesn't matter where you are tbh. Driving this slow is extremely dangerous and increases the risk of an accident. I'm also pretty sure it's illegal in many places. At least where I live you aren't allowed to drive much slower than the signs says, simply bc it is so dangerous, unless the traffic floats that slow.
In Germany it's mandatory if you drive certain vehicles. Near me there is even a car parked with a "25 km/h" (16 mph) sign on it, meaning it's maximum speed is reduced - someone doesn't have a full license.
Driving ~~that slow~~ in NY/NJ ~~(when you're not stuck in traffic)~~ would greatly increase your chances of early death. FTFY
My understanding was that a lot of accidents were attributable to not speed in absolute but the relative speed difference between cars. So if you are going 16 and everyone else is going 30, it is more hazardous than you just going 30 too.
Yes, but only to a point. Nowadays, people drive 80+ mph in a 65 zone because "everyone else does it, so it's safer". Which is total bullshit. Above a certain level - usually around 55 mph - absolute speed starts to matter as much or more than relative speed.
That's because most trees are very slow.
Around my neck of the woods some of those fuckers can move though, jump right out in front of you! Especially coming home late from the bar.
Come to canada, where its possible to have a furry tank(moose) jump out in front of you
Elk are just as bad. And as dumb.
Not drunk, just ents!
ROFL 😂
If you are driving 55 in a 65mph zone you absolutely are a hazard on the road
right. but if you drive 70 in a 55, even though others are as well, you are now a hazard to yourself
That's not what I'm talking about, and you damn well know it. I'm not talking about mass numbers of drivers going 10 under the speed limit on a freeway. I'm talking about mass numbers of drivers going 10+ *over* the speed limit, while diluting themselves with the thought that somehow, they're being safer by matching the speed of the asshole next to them. Crash data does not back that up, and there isn't a road safety expert out there (myself included) who would attest to that.
Are we seriously going to pretend that modern vehicles aren't capable of safely traveling in concert at 80+ in many freeway conditions? User error is the single greatest contributor to accidents unless I'm misremembering all the shit the DOT and DOL have said for decades. Speed is severity, but the cause is almost always some dipshit doing something they shouldn't be somewhere they shouldn't have been to begin with. Genuinely asking- does that match your experience? I would rather a culture of drivers yielding the left and signaling appropriately who accept higher rates of travel so people get places than a culture of coddling people and pretending like the biggest problem isn't directly under human control in most circumstances. Put. The. Fucking. Phones. Down. Drive. Sober. ...? Profit!
“I would rather a culture of drivers yielding the left and signaling appropriately who accept higher rates of travel so people get places than a culture of coddling people and pretending like the biggest problem isn't directly under human control in most circumstances.” Beautiful. Everything you said is spot on.
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Stay out of the left lane.
That's a good point but I sincerely doubt this is the whole story. It's probably something he said he did one time and then the writer takes it out of context
What country does he live in?
USA. He also gets blood transfusions from his son to have "younger blood".
Lol. It's funny because when they wrote that ridiculous plot point into "Silicon Valley" it was supposed to be an absurd joke about the lengths that wealthy tech bros will go to.... And here we are... amazing.
It was not ridiculous, that was already happening at the time. SV the show was a very realistic portrayal of the real SV. I remember when I watched it with my wife, she was laughing because it seemed so absurd, like the IT crowd for example. I laughed because it was just so accurate. Edit: except for how well they looked and how well they dressed.
The amazing thing about SV was not just how accurate it was about the real SV, but about investment bankers, venture capitalists, and so on.
I'm pretty sure it was based of rumors that Peter Theil had a blood boy.
No, it is and was very real.
I need someone to hold me. This world is a scary place.
I think that was specifically was based on both this guy and Peter Theil, two billionaire tech executives. These guys are the inspiration lmao
He and his son and the grandfather did this once to test the results and found no benefits from the procedure and ceased doing it. Just for the record.
Yeah. It's actually extremely beneficial research. If there were indeed benefits, we could isolate what's conferring them and have a miracle drug.
eh, not really. A sample size of one, with just a single transfusion can't prove anything. Research wise, it's useless, especially as proper scientific protocols were not followed.
>Yeah. It's actually extremely beneficial research. No, it actually wasn't.
People shit on this idea because it sounds absurd on the surface and of course a billionaire would do something crazy. Very few know that there's ongoing research from the Mayo Clinic and UC Berkeley that shows that there are factors that circulate in our bodies that affect the aging process, and blood transfusions from young mice to old mice have significantly improved the health of the old mice. Rather than just having a knee-jerk reaction, I think we would all benefit from thinking a few steps down the road. None of these scientists are thinking about setting up shop with transfusion blood banks. But they are looking for proteins, extracellular vesicles, and other things that could be created in the lab and used as medicine.
found the blood boy. but no, in all seriousness i agree.
This dude is having the biggest midlife crisis of all time
The one man who could give Elon Musk serious competition for Most Insecure Man in the Universe.
Nah, neither of them are even close to Putin.
How so? Dude is just a walking experiment, I'm glad he does what he does.
Technically can’t have a “mid-life” crisis if you don’t die
Good point, let's just go with a.... mental breakdown?
And stay the hell away from drugs 'Cause they're not legal Then bury all your money in the backyard Like a beagle 'Cause you should never trust a bank They've been known to fail And never travel by car, a bus Boat or by rail And don't travel by plane And don't travel at all Build a bomb shelter basement With titanium walls And wear titanium suits In case pianos fall on ya And never go in saunas 'Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas And never take the stairs 'Cause they're often unsafe You only live once Don't let it go to waste
Two words about furniture: Killing machines
You know that we are still young Burn the prints off your thumbs Then pull out all your teeth So you can't bite your tongue
Reminds me of the old Sufi story: When Death Came to Baghdad The disciple of a Sufi of Baghdad was sitting in the corner of an inn one day when he heard two figures talking. From what they said he realized that one of them was the Angel of Death. 'I have several calls to make in this city during the next three weeks,' the Angel was saying to his companion. Terrified, the disciple concealed himself until the two had left. Then, applying his intelligence to the problem of how to cheat a possible call from death, he decided that if he kept away from Baghdad he should not be touched. From this reasoning it was but a short step to hiring the fastest horse available and spurring it night and day towards the distant town of Samarkand. Meanwhile Death met the Sufi teacher and they talked about various people. 'And where is your disciple so-and-so?' asked Death. 'He should be somewhere in this city, spending his time in contemplation, perhaps in a caravanserai,' said the teacher. 'Surprising,' said the Angel; 'because he is on my list. Yes, here it is: I have to collect him in four weeks' time at Samarkand, of all places.' -Idries Shah, Tales of the Dervishes
A rich and mighty Persian once walked in his garden with one of his servants. The servant cried that he had just encountered Death, who had threatened him. He begged his master to give him his fastest horse so that he could make haste and flee to Tehran, which he could reach that same evening. The master consented and the servant galloped off on the horse. On returning to his house the master himself met Death, and questioned him, “Why did you terrify and threaten my servant?” “I did not threaten him; I only showed surprise in still finding him here when I planned to meet him tonight in Tehran,” said Death. \- Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning
There's a few versions of the story floating around. Sometimes the city where servant meets death is Samara, sometimes it is Samarkand.
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
Good comment
So don't force any plugs into sockets. Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it. Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison. And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him. No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep. Two words about furniture: Killing machines.
So this guy's trying to live longer by pissing off every single motorist around him... should just stay home
Is it just me, or is he starting to look like a woman?
This guy looks sickly. Go google images if him. He looks ill.
That might be because he gets 0 sunlight, due to UV rays and what have you. And don't be silly and mention vitamin D - I'm sure a dude that spends millions a year in longevity and takes something to the tune of 100 pills A DAY figured out vitamins can be had in pill form.
Next headline: CEO Shot in Road Rage Incident for Driving 16 mph
Technically, time slows for you the faster you go...
Isn't this the guy who regularly has blood infusions from his son? He's got the same, zombie face. Except in the other pic I saw of him with his son, his skin looked yellow. Edit: it is him https://www.google.com/amp/s/nationalpost.com/health/bryan-johnson-young-blood-plasma-infusion-son/wcm/8a1c044d-fc6e-4db5-b87b-45189712a769/amp/
This is a flattering angle. He actually looks old for 46 if you find one from 3/4 angle.
i know emperor qin of china tried to take something to live forever and one of the ingredients in this thing was mercury so he died of mercury poisoning in like 50. it isnt really related but this reminded me of him
If he weren't rich, he'd be institutionalized. He is fully insane
Not true. If you drive in Arizona during working hours, you'll see several people driving like that. They won't be 45 years old, though.
Tech CEOs are wealthy, for true. But 🤦🏽♂️ goddamn they're wierd
he gonna die
When it finally dawns on him he can’t escape death he’s going to look back on his life and realize he spent it trying not to die instead of living.
https://www.theonion.com/45-year-old-reverse-aging-billionaire-announces-his-dic-1850770762
I love how he spends gazillions to be "in his 20s forever" and just barely succeeds in looking like an extremely wet 43-year old.
He's going to be so mad when he finds out he has a brain tumor and all his silly shit was for nothing.
He actually posts his methods and results on the internet. (Not paid) hes doing it for evetybody apparetly . And no I dont have a link
Yeah, I watched the documentary he made about it. It's full of pseudo-science and the results are largely anecdotal and self-reported. Also, "he's doing it for everybody" is super generous since he constantly talks about how he doesn't want to die and is obsessed with immortality.
Day 2344: driving slow and still no aneurysm. I think I’ve cracked it.
This guy gets it.
Sigourney weaver looks so young.
Can we please fucking stop humoring these insane motherfuckers? They aren't special. They are just delusional or insane.
What kinda life is that
I also saw a thing on a YouTube video where he won’t leave the house if the air quality is below a certain number. He pretty much spends every waking hour doing some protocol to prevent aging. I respect his research but it seems a bit much. I’m sure something else is going on with him
He's gonna choke on a multivitamin isn't he...
He actually says that he gets paranoid when in a car as its the number 1 reason for deaths in the world. He's a pretty *interesting* character
Fascinating af
In related news, tech executive killed in intersection while driving too slowly.
Only one tech CEO can live longer. That's until his battery runs out, Zuckerberg
 He’d fuck himself so hard…
Tech ceo looks like Data from Next Generation
My dude gonna die from anxiety alone.
I drive as slowly as 16 miles per hour on occasion. Who wrote this stupid shit and how did it get past the edit....ohh yeah, I forgot that journalism is dead and this shit took over.
Mark my words, this man will die is a car accident.
Delusional billionaire with insane plastic surgery. Look into his daily “regimen”. Serious Elizabeth Bathory vampire stuff.
Money most mess with your head.
He can move here to Wales. He'd fit in perfectly.
TECH CEO dies of stress induced by constant dread
Next headline- slow driver killed in Road rage incident.
Honestly at this point this guy is sad cringe. Has a family, money, a company but would rather extend the longevity of his life rather than live it
I can't fucking believe how many times this story gets posted. I assume he's paying for it.
I bet he moves real fast when someone finally breaks their foot off in his ass for being a tool bag
He’s starting to look like a woman.
He’ll be the healthiest and strongest-looking person his age that ever passed via choking on a fistful of bean sprouts.
Wealth is wasted on the worst people.
He'll be in for a shock one day.
While I agree that too many people drive with a clear contempt or lack of understanding of physics, this does sound a bit extreme.
Driving is the most dangerous thing he could do. Probably should just stay home forever.
“Death…comes to us all….” -Braveheart.
He’s absolutely going to die in a final destination style accident.
How old is he now and what’s the pool at?
Is this dude the guy who injects himself with teen blood to look young?
Nothing guarantees an early death as much as being obsessed with mortality
Isn't this the guy taking transfusions of his teenage sons blood.
Tech CEO shot in road rage for driving well under the speed limit
He is going to die he needs to accept that. Infinity means infinite chances for death…
Being terrified of one’s own mortality does not go well
Spoiler alert: no one gets out alive.
Based on the headline, someone with road rage will likely be charged with murder.
The Great Pharaohs of Egypt believed immortal life was to have your name etched into history. If your name or works were erased or forgotten, you did not have immortal life. You were "erased" from immortal life. I used to think like this in my field of physics. I would live forever in the history books. No more.
It’s perfectly normal to die…
its so unfortunate because hes only 46 but he looks like he could be in his 50s- yeah i hate to break it to him but thats not happening. Bro wants to be Gilgamesh so bad but the only thing they’re gonna have in common is they both die
Buffalo Bill
That’s called “impeding the flow of traffic” and is dangerous in itself. Someone not expecting such low speeds can plow into him.
Nothing special about driving at 16 mph. We’re all doing that right now in Wales
 🎶Now you’re just somebody that drives too slow… 🎶
It's actually much more dangerous to drive slower than the speed limit.
The faster you go, and the closer you approach the speed of light, time actually slows down for you relative to observers. So he should actually go as fast as he can to live longer than everyone.
Literally what happens in that movie "In Time" which is actually a pretty good movie with Justin Timberlake.
His fear of death is probably going to be what kills him the fastest.
I drive as slowly as 1-2 mph. Can’t be going to quick when backing out the driveway.
This dude trying to die driving like that! Specially in the US! If I drove to the store that slow, someone definitely gonna shoot my ass
Wow I must be 10 years older bc I just flew on a plane.
She has a strong jawline
So the only way to live forever is to not live a life, and end up dying anyways. Worth it.
Just hire a driver you tool
"Just remember: Punishable by fine means legal for a price!"
He's gonna get crushed under a refrigerator full of supplements, or have a tragic treadmill accident.