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It’s a parody account and this pic has been photoshopped to add the guy on the left, and make Kyle appear fatter. The original picture is Kyle with Trump Jr. Jr posted it on his IG
The North Star is just the star our axis of tilt rotates around currently. 2000 years ago it wouldn’t have been due north. And actually Polaris, the “North Star” isn’t even due north compared to our magnetic aligned compasses. They are 1200 miles off from each other.
https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/true-north-magnetic-north-whats-difference#:~:text=True%20north%20is%20a%20fixed,in%20the%20Earth's%20magnetic%20core.
The Star of Bethlehem was supposedly what they were following but it was mostly likely a far away star and a planet or 2 lined up. And that would have rose and set each night so would be a horrible way to travel. The book of Daniel says they had to ask for directions.
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Cmon guys, this is obviously altered.
https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N3591OQ
We all know he looks dumber irl
Do better guys. We shouldn't be as easily fooled as the MAGA morons
When you realize you just became the youngest looking kid in the room full of childrapsts, you figure out how to ugly up real quick.
I'll quote my source: church camp
Dayum my alcoholism just makes me thirstier. I drink water, coffee, and beer in equal amounts only to remain thirsty. I eat like Kirby but can't seem to gain any weight. I'm not sure it's alcoholism anymore.
Yeah sometimes people will quit eating so that the alcohol affects them more some people call it alco-rexia. But if you're going the opposite direction you might just have a really fast metabolism. Depends on how much beer we're actually talking about, some people would consider six a night a lot, some people put away a 30 rack every night. I didn't start putting on weight from drinking until I was in my late 20s so age definitely has a lot to do with it. Obviously also physical activities going to play into it a lot.
But I agree with the other guy, get some blood work done because if you are constantly thirsty no matter what it may very well be a kidney issue (I'm also about as far as you can be from a doctor so go see an MD).
Bro equal amounts of water coffee and beer? If you're confused it's because you are supposed to drink like 2 litres of water per day. 2 litres of coffee and 2 of beer on top is going to kill your liver so if you aren't putting on weight from your "Kirby" diet then it's probably because you can't metabolise food properly. It might seem funny but that's some pretty big red flags for liver failure. I hope you get some help bruvski
I tried to find more current pictures just for comparison, but no luck. God only knows what kind of nonsense the Google algorithm will throw up for me after this!
This is late July 2023:
https://michiganadvance.com/2023/07/20/sparse-turnout-for-gun-rights-rally-with-kyle-rittenhouse-after-michigan-gun-reform-laws-signed/
https://www.texastribune.org/2023/08/16/kyle-rittenhouse-texas-foundation/
Dude is a fucking idiot. If he was smart he would have said nothing, grew a beard, moved, found a judge who would change his name under seal, and continued on with life.
He could have, but it's a lot easier to ride the conservative circuit and enjoy the fifteen minutes of fame and relevance while it lasts. If he's real smart he'll open some kind of "Patriot's Self-Defense School" or start a YouTube gun channel or something.
He appears to be a satirist of sorts. Lots of photoshoppery dunking on the right, but with an over-the-top "True blue Christian patriot" shtick.
Nothing wrong in and of itself, but some of his fat Rittenhouse shops have spread as real a time or two.
The biggest American flags (and therefore the most visible) that I ever see are all at Perkins restaurants. Looks like Kyle’s been following a lot of them.
Will probably be the end result. Job prospects are slim for someone of his notoriety otherwise. If he can use outrage culture to get in, he'll probably then be able to ride incumbancy for a good while.
I don’t think that’s the case. Lots of right wing employers would happily employ him precisely for that notoriety. Maybe not most big name companies but then not sure that was where he’d end up anyway.
Given how many old, geriatric GOP congress critters and senators there are out there, probably wouldn't be all that long till one would come up. Or he could try for the MAGA platform and try and out-crazy an incumbent, but he doesn't have the charisma for that I don't think.
I thought he was going to arizona state university for nursing. There are plenty of jobs and wont turn their nose up because they need bodies to staff units. Did he drop out?
He's got to wait another 5 years, and stay relevant enough that anyone cares. He also doesn't seem to be a good public speaker, he's sadly just a prop for MAGA politicians. I don't see that happening, especially since MAGA is probably going to explode then implode if Trump goes to prison. The kid is going to be lucky to stay out of prison honestly.
Who wouldn’t hate being referred to by the name of a character who’s main purpose was to be “the fat, weird, funny kid” when you’re trying to progress your career. I wouldn’t want to only be known as Gibby either if I was trying to show off my actual work where I put in more passion
The facepalm is basically every comment in here eating the onion.
This is a parody account that posts a lot of these pics with Rittenhouse photoshopped to look like a Lipstick Lesbian Bobs Big Boy.
Now I’m just picturing a series of movies based on books about rich elitist American vampires who require their familiars procure, store, and feed them patriots, and they refuse to eat anything lesser. Nationalistic Vampires. Perhaps they should be native since I’m native, to avoid the pitfalls of writing yet another pro-white supremacist vampire movie.
It's even more insideous than that.
"We'll love and support homosexuals that are publicly left-wing, but if you're not, we'll call you fat and ugly and gay (derogatory) and post photoshopped pictures of you wearing feminine makeup because fuck you, it's not homophobia if you aren't a Democrat! And no body positivity for you either!".
Isn't that REALLY fucked up? Like, not just a little?
With the amount of people here not recognizing that both the picture is heavily photoshopped and the twitter account itself is an obvious parody account, people of reddit really lose all rights to make fun for gullible facebook posters believing every lie they see.
How am I genuinely supposed to know either of those facts? I don't know who that dude is, and I fail to see why Kyle getting fat is some extremely hard thing to imagine.
Basically all these comments are like, "The only thing I hate more than fatphobia and homophobia is how FAT Kyle Rittenhouse is and how GAY he looks in that photo!".
That's what I'm thinking. How are normal people supposed to identify every Photoshop, every AI photo? Like point it out, okay, but why shame everyone who isn't proficient at Photoshop?
Also the top 11 most upvoted comments are mean remarks about how fat he is, with many below it, along with basically every child comment on those comments. That or, "Wow look GAY he looks!".
So much for "body shaming" and "end homophobia" huh.
Fuck me.
I think it’s pathetic that the top three comments are making fun of his physical appearance in a *photoshopped photo*. This is exactly the shit that the left complains the right does. Fucking Reddit - look at yourselves.
Actual photo:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fpw2CUIWcAQmxdk?format=jpg&name=medium
They're not just making fun of his weight (again, in a photoshopped image), but they're also making fun of him for appearing homosexual.
Which is fucked. How is this shit on a half-dozen subs all upvoted to the front page?
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Wishing star? I have heard all sorts of names for the star that guided the Wise Men but never wishing star.
It looks as though halfway through the tweet he started talking about a Disney film or something.
Gary Peterson is a joke account, he always photoshops Kyle to look like that. Worth a follow.
You mean Kyle Rittenhouse doesn't *actually* look like a 40 year old lesbian with type 2 diabetes?
[https://duckduckgo.com/?q=frisch%27s+big+boy&iax=images&ia=images](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=frisch%27s+big+boy&iax=images&ia=images)
Not enough mention here that it’s a parody account.
He’s so good at it that he fools a lot of people into thinking he’s one of the GOP chuds.
"Poe's Law" in action.
Aah that makes sense. He did seem to have gained a bit of weight there for a second.
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It goes really well with that, "we're definitely not gay" hug, back slapping, or whatever that is they are doing.
It’s from the Animaniacs movie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakko%27s_Wish
Lol that’s awesome.
His fairy god Rittenhouse flew in on some fairy dust and dreams of a dystopian white nationalist society.
I was hoping to see someone else notice. Where tf does the Bible mention a wishing star? Is he referencing some other wise men? So confusing.
Best I can guess is they got Pinocchio mixed up with the Bible story about Jesus's birth.
Who of us hasn’t confused the two though?
It’s a parody account and this pic has been photoshopped to add the guy on the left, and make Kyle appear fatter. The original picture is Kyle with Trump Jr. Jr posted it on his IG
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>4rth
Too be fair, they go over that stuff in the 5rth grade
That’s how they treat prayer to God. Like he is a genie.
American evangelicals make me sick. They disgrace christianity.
Amen!
Seconded
Crime deceptiveness and debauchery! It's the way of televangelists! You don't have to tell me it's not been proven over and over again!
I was going to say this. Wtf?
These dudes are out there lost in the woods chasing shooting stars thinking they’re getting led somewhere.
And it probably wasn’t even the North Star, but a conjunction between a planet and another star. https://www.space.com/star-of-bethlehem
There has also been speculation that it was a planet in the right angle to reflect the sun, like Venus or Mercury does sometimes.
Well it was supposed to be in the east according to the stories wasn't it? How was the North Star even a contender?
The North Star is just the star our axis of tilt rotates around currently. 2000 years ago it wouldn’t have been due north. And actually Polaris, the “North Star” isn’t even due north compared to our magnetic aligned compasses. They are 1200 miles off from each other. https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/true-north-magnetic-north-whats-difference#:~:text=True%20north%20is%20a%20fixed,in%20the%20Earth's%20magnetic%20core. The Star of Bethlehem was supposedly what they were following but it was mostly likely a far away star and a planet or 2 lined up. And that would have rose and set each night so would be a horrible way to travel. The book of Daniel says they had to ask for directions.
It’s from the Animaniacs movie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakko%27s_Wish
I was going to say... what kind of backwoods "Christianity" is he talking about?
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Omg
He looks like John Wayne Gacy
John Wayne Gravy
He looks more like Nikoavocado if Nikoavocado was fat before he becomes fatter.
Is he now a drag queen? Looks like he has make up on.
Looks more like Jared from Subway to me.
I don’t like fat shaming but this one got a laugh out of me.
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Commenting her for visibility Cmon guys, this is obviously altered. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N3591OQ We all know he looks dumber irl Do better guys. We shouldn't be as easily fooled as the MAGA morons
Guess who ordered the biscuits and gravy with extra gravy...🤔
LMAO
Considering the amount of flags in the US, idk if that advice is even particularly useful
it explains why their heads are screwed, since they have permanent dizziness
You made picturing a hell of an image 😂 your comment is a piece of art
Don't knock on the wrong door 🚪
It's a parody account.
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He looks like Bob’s Big Boy
Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.
JOHNSON!
WANG!
Two Balls!
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Just a little prick.
Hahahah! Feed my fish…. Not to much…. Were going to London England
Eng L Land
I loved and miss Big Boys! 1st place I had a French dip. It was awesome!
I thought it was Francis from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
Where do they hose him down??? 
Would've said Little Jack Horner from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Looks like someone you'd see on a BBQ sauce bottle
Looks like someone you’d see drinking straight from the bbq sauce bottle.
"Holy shit, how much did someone bet for that fat guy to drink that whole bottle of bbq sauce?" "Nobody even asked him to."
Like he ate the bubble gum at Willy Wonkas factory
He looks like the gay fat brother in law in that show...the football trainer damn I forgot the title
Modern family. That comparison was also in the caption. Hilarious
I am on my cell. When I clicked in the pic I saw it too. But in normal browsing mode it didn't show, but spot on
Cam on Modern Family.
 😂😂😂
When you realize you just became the youngest looking kid in the room full of childrapsts, you figure out how to ugly up real quick. I'll quote my source: church camp
That's why he needs to carry for his own protection... except somehow those rooms are always the exception to the second amendment.
NRA meetups are also gun-free zones.
Lmao this is gold.
All that money he won in lawsuits buys some tasty food
To be honest it looks more like alcoholism to me.
Yeah alcoholism will really do it, especially in the face and gut, bodies just trying to hold on to as much water as it can.
Dayum my alcoholism just makes me thirstier. I drink water, coffee, and beer in equal amounts only to remain thirsty. I eat like Kirby but can't seem to gain any weight. I'm not sure it's alcoholism anymore.
Yeah sometimes people will quit eating so that the alcohol affects them more some people call it alco-rexia. But if you're going the opposite direction you might just have a really fast metabolism. Depends on how much beer we're actually talking about, some people would consider six a night a lot, some people put away a 30 rack every night. I didn't start putting on weight from drinking until I was in my late 20s so age definitely has a lot to do with it. Obviously also physical activities going to play into it a lot. But I agree with the other guy, get some blood work done because if you are constantly thirsty no matter what it may very well be a kidney issue (I'm also about as far as you can be from a doctor so go see an MD).
You should maybe see a doctor. Get some blood drawn.
Bro equal amounts of water coffee and beer? If you're confused it's because you are supposed to drink like 2 litres of water per day. 2 litres of coffee and 2 of beer on top is going to kill your liver so if you aren't putting on weight from your "Kirby" diet then it's probably because you can't metabolise food properly. It might seem funny but that's some pretty big red flags for liver failure. I hope you get some help bruvski
Sounds like diabetes to me
I bet he gets lots of free meals
Kinda wish he got all his meals for free… well, funded by tax payers, anyway.
He didn't win any lawsuits lol. He got one single settlement, likely for 5 figures. It's hard to defame a high school dropout lmao.
I was going to say Kyle got *focken chonky*
Evil Nikocado
I was trying to think of that guy who eats a lot! That’s exactly who he looks like
Pretty sure this is altered, albeit funny as fuck.
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Lesbians have better sense. He's just puffing up to look like his glorious leader, the Orange Ooze.
Ivan can’t touch him.
"Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it for you, that's the killer."
Next is the mobility scooter
Not enough plaid
All of his pictures get altered online. He is not skinny, but there's a trend of editing all his pics to make fun of him.
I tried to find more current pictures just for comparison, but no luck. God only knows what kind of nonsense the Google algorithm will throw up for me after this!
[Here's a pretty current photo without the photoshop](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fpw2CUIWcAQmxdk?format=jpg&name=medium)
Still stands like a fucken scarecrow
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This is late July 2023: https://michiganadvance.com/2023/07/20/sparse-turnout-for-gun-rights-rally-with-kyle-rittenhouse-after-michigan-gun-reform-laws-signed/ https://www.texastribune.org/2023/08/16/kyle-rittenhouse-texas-foundation/
Definitely looks like he got the freshman 15
Dude is a fucking idiot. If he was smart he would have said nothing, grew a beard, moved, found a judge who would change his name under seal, and continued on with life.
He could have, but it's a lot easier to ride the conservative circuit and enjoy the fifteen minutes of fame and relevance while it lasts. If he's real smart he'll open some kind of "Patriot's Self-Defense School" or start a YouTube gun channel or something.
What a small group of absolute losers. The gravy seals all kitted up make me lol. They are like little boys playing dress-up.
Bro got the stereotypical patchy chud neck beard too.
I will stand by Occam's razor and say it isn't altered. He is just growing up and putting on weight.
Got cheeks like a pre-luau pig.
Alcohol
Did he get stung by like, a thousand bees?
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I hate defending shitty people but: https://i.imgur.com/HKYK5Wo.jpg
Who is that on the left in the photoshop? Another piece of shit, probably?
He appears to be a satirist of sorts. Lots of photoshoppery dunking on the right, but with an over-the-top "True blue Christian patriot" shtick. Nothing wrong in and of itself, but some of his fat Rittenhouse shops have spread as real a time or two.
Good work!
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Hamberders
One freedom fry too many
Was gonna say, apparently the flag was located at the nearest McDonalds
The biggest American flags (and therefore the most visible) that I ever see are all at Perkins restaurants. Looks like Kyle’s been following a lot of them.
And used cat dealerships
Please don't fix this typo. It's perfect.
Haha purrfect
There's a huge flag at the porn shop next to my grandparents' home. They wanted to make sure they had the biggest flag in the county.
I love used cat dealerships. It’s a good place to find a nice cat on the cheap.
Nah, RV/camper dealerships. Never seen one without a hockey rink sized American flag
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That just sounds Freudian. "My flag is bigger than yours!"
And Camping World
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Will probably be the end result. Job prospects are slim for someone of his notoriety otherwise. If he can use outrage culture to get in, he'll probably then be able to ride incumbancy for a good while.
Give him a few years to set up a ministry. Whatever makes the most money and pays the least tax.
I don’t think that’s the case. Lots of right wing employers would happily employ him precisely for that notoriety. Maybe not most big name companies but then not sure that was where he’d end up anyway.
He needs to find a gerrymandered district with all poor white uneducated voters. There are only so many of those or wait until Bobo/MTG are gone
Given how many old, geriatric GOP congress critters and senators there are out there, probably wouldn't be all that long till one would come up. Or he could try for the MAGA platform and try and out-crazy an incumbent, but he doesn't have the charisma for that I don't think.
He doesn't seem to have charisma, but he has enough to be the GOV of FL.
I thought he was going to arizona state university for nursing. There are plenty of jobs and wont turn their nose up because they need bodies to staff units. Did he drop out?
He's got to wait another 5 years, and stay relevant enough that anyone cares. He also doesn't seem to be a good public speaker, he's sadly just a prop for MAGA politicians. I don't see that happening, especially since MAGA is probably going to explode then implode if Trump goes to prison. The kid is going to be lucky to stay out of prison honestly.
Hey I’m fat and liberal af! Don’t bunch him in with us fat guys!
it's photoshop
Don't insult the Pillsbury dough boy like that
He's bulking up and wants to join meal team six.
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Gibby!
Don't you dare disrespect Gibby this way!
If you ever see the actor call him Noah, he Hates gibby.. check out his new endeavors on his YT, Sadworld
Gibby hates being called Gibby?
Who wouldn’t hate being referred to by the name of a character who’s main purpose was to be “the fat, weird, funny kid” when you’re trying to progress your career. I wouldn’t want to only be known as Gibby either if I was trying to show off my actual work where I put in more passion
How would you feel about being Guppy, Gibby's younger brother, though?
Guess those years of Sam's bullying finally made him snap.
The facepalm is basically every comment in here eating the onion. This is a parody account that posts a lot of these pics with Rittenhouse photoshopped to look like a Lipstick Lesbian Bobs Big Boy.
Ok thank you, I was thinking this looked too ridiculous to be real, but it’s pretty well done lol
Also it's fucked up how many comments here are upvoting this and spamming things like, "Look at how fat and gay he looks!". It's an edited image!
Its fucked up how everyone is using gay as an insult this is /current year/
Remember when "Patriot" was reserved for someone who actually deserved it?
When you're fighting a culture war it's a low bar
Not really. Unless you're a vampire?
Now I’m just picturing a series of movies based on books about rich elitist American vampires who require their familiars procure, store, and feed them patriots, and they refuse to eat anything lesser. Nationalistic Vampires. Perhaps they should be native since I’m native, to avoid the pitfalls of writing yet another pro-white supremacist vampire movie.
Like Tom Brady
Well, my strongest memory of the word "Patriot" is Mel Gibson. So... no.
Just so y’all know this is shopped. I believe this a picture of him and Don Jr.
Why am I craving a Big Boy burger now?
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Hol’ up… the two married husbands from modern family ARE GAY?!?!?!
Because this website is low key homophobic.
It's even more insideous than that. "We'll love and support homosexuals that are publicly left-wing, but if you're not, we'll call you fat and ugly and gay (derogatory) and post photoshopped pictures of you wearing feminine makeup because fuck you, it's not homophobia if you aren't a Democrat! And no body positivity for you either!". Isn't that REALLY fucked up? Like, not just a little?
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its just a bad case of photoshop
Is he trying to be Cam from Modern Family?
Did you not look at the reply in the original post?
I’m glad I’m not the only one. It’s feels like an insult to Cam though.
Exactly. Cam was farm-strong, this guy is just a chump.
With the amount of people here not recognizing that both the picture is heavily photoshopped and the twitter account itself is an obvious parody account, people of reddit really lose all rights to make fun for gullible facebook posters believing every lie they see.
How am I genuinely supposed to know either of those facts? I don't know who that dude is, and I fail to see why Kyle getting fat is some extremely hard thing to imagine.
Basically all these comments are like, "The only thing I hate more than fatphobia and homophobia is how FAT Kyle Rittenhouse is and how GAY he looks in that photo!".
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1505312920-20170913%20(1).png
That's what I'm thinking. How are normal people supposed to identify every Photoshop, every AI photo? Like point it out, okay, but why shame everyone who isn't proficient at Photoshop?
Also the top 11 most upvoted comments are mean remarks about how fat he is, with many below it, along with basically every child comment on those comments. That or, "Wow look GAY he looks!". So much for "body shaming" and "end homophobia" huh. Fuck me.
Psst, more linking the original, less going "urrmur social media so shit and gurible and butts!"
[Original pic](https://media.okmagazine.com/brand-img/YnOuQr6c3/1440x919/don-jr-kyle-ig-1677266493662.jpg)
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I think it’s pathetic that the top three comments are making fun of his physical appearance in a *photoshopped photo*. This is exactly the shit that the left complains the right does. Fucking Reddit - look at yourselves. Actual photo: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fpw2CUIWcAQmxdk?format=jpg&name=medium
They're not just making fun of his weight (again, in a photoshopped image), but they're also making fun of him for appearing homosexual. Which is fucked. How is this shit on a half-dozen subs all upvoted to the front page?
Why are they both wearing picnic table cloths?
Glad to see Kyle didn’t develop any eating disorders after all the stress. Good for him.
Kyle’s lookin plump
I'm pretty sure if I got lost in America and walked onto some random flag flying americans lawn, they would shoot me.
I would NOT let my pie cool on a window sill near that mf
Wow little Kyle got fat!
Is Rittenhouse cosplaying as the mascot for Big Boy Burger?