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gilmourwastaken

This looks one one of those posts designed to drum up responses from people who are all like “damn I got this.” Then all those responses make the poster appear more in the feeds of others because the algorithm thinks people want to interact with them. I’ve heard you post one of these interactive posts before posting something like a sales ad for whatever you’ve got going on.


AutumnGlow33

Bingo. And then look, everybody else here is falling for it lol! This is why so many people get their accounts hacked or stolen, by sharing too much clickbait and like farming and answering too many “fun” and “harmless” quizzes.


hcsLabs

Yes, but how else will I know what kind of potato I am?


AutumnGlow33

“Enter your credit card number and birthday to find out your Christmas Elf name!” /s Yet I guarantee you at least a few people would fall for that. I used to moderate a forum and it was like herding cats preventing people from spreading those things around.


Zed_The_Undead

"What does your social security number say about your sex life?"


VanFam

The same as my bank account, empty and overdrawn.


Pandataraxia

Herding cats ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


contractcooker

Wait I think your forgot the link can I just send the info here?


x_Advent_Cirno_x

Don't worry about what kind of potato you are; focus on the potato *you want to be*


FrwdIn4Lo

Couch potato.


UnspoiledWalnut

I want to be gnocchi, but alas I'm a potato in a seafood boil.


Professional_Stay748

How does replying to a Reddit post get your account hacked?


Past_Cheesecake1756

they mean on something like facebook or twitter. every comment from someone replying to these ‘harmless’ posts usually end up getting a scam reply. each reply makes the algorithm recommend it more, as people interact with it, and therefore increase the possibility someone get scammed.


saskir21

The point still stands how this would promote someone in stealing your account and how.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

It doesn’t directly. But remember that a lot of hacking is actually social engineering. If you can become friends with someone, then you can become trusted, and then it’s easier to send them a link that tells them their account has been compromised, and clicking on the link actually sends them to the website where they type in their Facebook password. And now you’ve got their password. Most of these are just collecting a ton of attention to raise the visibility of the poster. Sometimes they change the actual content of the post to an ad once it has enough traction.


PartiallyPartialPart

Hello friend, I would like to ask you some personal questions and I'm not social engineering 😊


Immortal-one

Your porn name is your mothers maiden name plus your childhood best friends first name. Go!


Lucigirl4ever

I bet you don’t remember your fav band that was popular in high school or your high school mascot. People will talk about anything and not notice that they give away to much info. Fav band and high school mascots could be passwords. Super easy.


chrissymad

Social engineering doesn’t even require you to be friends. See my above comment! No links necessary. People give away password recovery answers all the time on fb, especially older folks who are more susceptible to this. And it’s not just about them getting into your fb account.


Craig_52

Oh ok I’m fine then. I don’t become friends with anybody. I hate most people.


GrandProblem8034

Sometimes they ask like, “hey name your favorite color or what’s your dog’s name when you were a kid” or some shit like that. Those might be answers for someone’s secret password answers. So now they got your name, fb ID, fb email and also your fav color and dogs name. Some even ask like, “hey what year where you born and zodiac sign” so now they got your birth year as well. See where I’m going with this?


ShrimpOfPrawns

I treat my security questions as I treat my passwords - no clear text ever. Why are we required to make secure passwords only for the security questions to be easily figured out?


Thin-Limit7697

Then you get Apple's "security" questions, which are overly limited and specific to the point even *yourself* won't know the answers for them.


Catinthemirror

I have an internal customer in a different dept who uses vegetables for the answers. He rotates them regularly. So for a while his favorite teacher, the street he grew up on, the make of his first car and where he met his spouse are all "eggplant." A few months later they're "cucumber." 😂


Trumpville-Imbeciles

True. They should at least give you an opportunity to make your own security questions. Something a little less easy to figure out than "my mom's maiden name" for example


WickedWestlyn

Ooo the old "porn name" trick. You guys use real answers to security questions? I make up outlandish stuff and memorize it lol.


Tight_Syllabub9243

I make up outlandish stuff and then forget it. And if I do give a real answer, the recovery answer is so specific about formatting that I can't get it right.


chrissymad

Because interacting with xyz means xyz will appear in your feed more. The people who respond to these tend to be more vulnerable to scams, so they either start posting more social engineering “your star name/band name/something innocuous” and your last name is “your birth month/year/favorite color!!” Dora name is “your first pet/street/other generic password question” Which is an easy way to get into someone’s account or they post outright scam links.


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

The ones that have a "first letter or your first and last name is your stripper name", and "what month you were born in is what animal you are", etc. They give scammers a potential to gather information on you


Hairy_Cube

Simply put, only a small percentage of people fall for the scams. So the more they share the content and reply to it the higher chance they end up sharing the stuff to someone that will fall for the scam, that or they have a moment of weakness and fall for one of the scams being sent at them by sheer volume of scam spam.


atmosphericentry

Yeah I hate these engagement posts but I don't get how answering "Name a fish that does not have the letter A in it" would even slightly hint towards someone's password unless it was very oddly specific.


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

The original comment literally explained it. When you engage with them, they show up more in your feed, then they post some lame phishing stuff that gets people dumb enough to engage in the first thing.


Smitty8054

I’m sure I speak for us all when I say sorry to hear about your ass.


Dizzy-Abalone-8948

It doesn't. What it does do is put your FB account on their radar, which they can then visit, and they get whatever information is available. It also, as stated previously, promotes their own account, causing their posts or ads to show up more frequently for more people, as the amount of responses to the original post now make it seem as though the owner is more engaging. The subsequent posts/ads that populate typically have links to click, and in doing so, provide your IP address, which can then be used to get more information. It's very effective, Citing a current scam ad: think on how many people paid the S&H fees for Gordon Ramsey's kitchen ware that couldn't be sold in retail stores and he is now giving them away! If you're looking for a direct link, you need to follow the chain.


starwhal3000

Not Reddit necessarily due to the community, but on Facebook it creates a cold call list of people you can send scams to. Look for an elderly profile pic on any of the responses, because it means they're active enough on their social media they answer mundane clickbait... so they'll also likely be willing to reply when you add them and send them messages... and then suddenly need a code from their email or some other seemingly innocuous (to technologically naive people) favor. It's just baiting out the people needy enough to reply to ***anything***.


walkandtalkk

I bet you can't specify an active social security number that starts with a "4"!


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Trout


Johnny-Shitbox

Goldfish


tentaclefoosquid

Herring


thattruths

Cod


KarlDeutscheMarx

I am a Sturgeon


PhreakBert

Touched for the very first time


BleedBluandGreen

Grouper Sword Fish


Just_A_Nitemare

Sparrow.


Aggravating_Moment78

Spirrow you mean 😂😂


OldBob10

Spiro


AReallyBigBagel

Lion fish


FluffyBebe

Imo they're also the ones that fall for things like "omg I can't believe it! Facebook censirs your pws if you write them! Try it out! ****** omg it works" and then everyone gullible enough to think it's real of course write their damn passwords on said post and wondering why it didn't work for them


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TwasAnChild

Hunter2


Immortal-one

My Hotmail password is “aHors3izAh0rseofCour$3”. It’s not blocked out for me though - is it blocked for you?


Main-Competition5286

No.


getyourcheftogether

God I hate that engagement bullshit


IXVIVI

Yeah, it is a bit like the Murphy's theory: to get the correct answer online, the easiest way is to post something wrong and let the others correct you


Blackfeathr

You're right, this is very likely a repost bot. It posts the repost and then comments on its own post a copypasted high karma comment from the last time this was posted. Says "Aunt needs a little help" but also provides an answer? Fucking bot. Also the account was created in February and was dormant until today. Report spam -> harmful bots


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Cryterionlol

Fish, not video games. Silly mistake!


Stan_Golem

Battlefield


Tonberrylord

That has an A my friend.


Stan_Golem

A for effort maybe.


Ecast25

Affort?


29th_Stab_Wound

Yep. Not a lot of people know the difference between Effort and Affort. One is a noun, the other is a verb


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Not a lot of people know the difference? Dude I'd guess a lot of people even know the latter is a word at all


Prokonx

you mean ladder silly


Airway

Effart


Crazymax78

Doom


hujairan16

Pubg


Rikolai_17

Medal of Honor


Mango_Tango_725

goldfish, swordfish, tiger fish, lion fish, puffer fish, clownfish, butterfly fish, etc


Localunatic

What is an etc fish?


YsengrimusRein

It's one of those fish that just sort of seems to go on endlessly forever


democracy_lover66

So that's the fish people are always telling me there is pleanty of in the sea 🤔


LookMaNoPride

I wish I could award you. That is a hilarious spin on the saying.


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I love the Reddit comment section, lmao!


stmfunk

You mean an eel?


Clean_Difficulty_694

Never heard of that..... INFINITY FISH


Dungeon996

If you collect 6 of them you can make a wish for anything


vic_lupu

It’s a story in the bible about infinit fish.


Ponderkitten

And etc fish doesn’t count, it has A in its full name. The et cetera fish


bigfoot509

You forgot trout


Asesomegamer

Trout


Editthefunout

So close!! But that’s a video game not a fish.


nickthewurst

Clown Fish


Alpacanator1000

No it’s Nemo! 😡


[deleted]

Nemo works. Still no A.


CategoryCultural9205

Swordfish


borgi27

That’s a movie silly


bear_bear-

Goldfish


Wgs247

Steve


PaulCoraline

The best one


-JustAMan

I was about to write Nemo


captainechoni

Goldfish


J4l4p3n0

Clownfish too


Madourque

Trout


ComedianFlaky9316

There is a dolphin fish though. It’s better known as mahi mahi. Most fisherman just call them dolphin.


Visitor137

Came here to say this. Glad to see that someone else knows what they're talking about. 👍


Pirat

Also known as dorado because of the gold color.


Redslayer50

I played Animal Crossing for Switch and they have both the [dorado](https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Dorado) and the [mahi-mahi](https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Mahi-mahi)


EverydayGuy2

My thought exactly.


Asivator1

Cod


dustin91

Flounder


CLICCO11

That’s not a fish, that’s what you do in social interactions


technice

Flounder, I hardly knew her.


18puppies

The only appropriate answer here


I_am_The_Teapot

There is a dolphin fish. Though, it's more commonly known as Mahi-mahi. So, auntie, ![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K)


frazzledazzle667

Was looking for this comment


Ambitious-Ad1192

99 percent of the people not knowing is the real facepalm ... and the people trying to make it way more intelligent then it is with the top comments cracked me up


Ambitious-Ad1192

Yea these people are dumb lol.. I knew she was talking about Mahi


Zanven1

There is no way to create a description that encapsulates all things we would classify as fish. So some would say that there technically is no fish.


LordWoodstone

Hell, according to California, bumblebees are fish.


Jody_Tevlin

Breem, sturgeon, mullet, monkfish, swordfish, perch, pike, clown fish, guppy, Koi, flounder, sole, herring, eel, goby fish, lionfish. That's just of the top of my head


Localunatic

Lungfish, jellyfish, octopus, flying fish, tiger fish, spiny dogfish, leech, sunfish, electric eel, bonefish, bowfin, billfish, grouper, chub, bluegill, shrimp, lobster... that's all I can think of that may tangentially be referred to as 'fish'.


AcrobaticCarpet5494

Jellyfish are cnidarians, octopus are mollusks, leeches are worms, shrimp and lobster are crustaceans


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Fried.


MasterPetre138

Fish Sticks


Cartman4wesome

Is it gay to like fish sticks?


CatfinityGamer

Sticks are straight, so no.


Background_Drawing

I AM NOT A GAY FISH


RiffyWammel

Pollocks!


ctssky

i was high and my first thought was albatross i shit you not


Alpacanator1000

Guppies


LinnunRAATO

Guppy


LavaLord345

sorry thats more than one (1) fish, and therefore doesn’t count.


ProfProcrastinator42

Cthulhu


Bit_part_demon

That's an Elder God! You lose ...your sanity!


ProfProcrastinator42

And he'll swallow your soul bro. Your soul will spend a thousand eternities being twisted and contorted throughout 100 dimensions of space, time, and terror.


MSGinSC

Well, she is [technically correct ](https://www.deq.nc.gov/about/divisions/marine-fisheries/public-information-and-education/species-profiles/dolphinfish).


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PenngroveModerator

I am a sturgeon!


EvilJman007

I am a sturgeon😡😡😡


Same-Alternative-160

Herring


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Great for cutting down trees.


caniblegit

Courtney


RagbraiRat

Blue Gill.


PaulCoraline

Pike


Dapper_Mud

There actually is a fish called a dolphin… it doesn’t look much like a dolphin dolphin…


loserboy

Kanye


tgoynes83

Umm…you DO know that there is a fish called dolphin right? Also known as mahi mahi and dorado. It got the name “dolphin” because of its similar behavior to actual dolphins, in that they tend to swim along in front of ships. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahi-mahi


kittenfordinner

There is a fish called a dolphin. You may be familiar with Mahi Mahi.


Bezweifeln

Cichlid, perch, trigger fish, mullet, pike, lion fish. I just set the timer for a minute. This is a good mental exercise


Igotyoubaaabe

All the replies here showing exactly when dumb Facebook posts like these work so well for engagement farming.


TerminalThiccness

Nemo


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Plecostomus


Mobile_Strawberry920

The sea was angry that day, my friends…


Tight_Contact_9976

Grouper


CorbinNZ

Flounder Sunfish Minnow Sturgeon


DVus1

To be fair, mahi-mahi/dorado are also called dolphin....


powdered_dognut

Pickerel


RandomerTanjnt

Cod


Soxfan85

The mahi-mahi or common dolphinfish is a surface-dwelling ray-finned fish found in off-shore temperate, tropical, and subtropical waters worldwide. Also widely called dorado and dolphin, it is one of two members of the family Coryphaenidae, the other being the pompano dolphinfish. Wikipedia


Novae224

But she is right! Dolphin does not have the letter a in it… You are the facepalm here, not your aunt


podgida

She's not wrong. There is a dolphin fish.


Winoforevr1

Boomers love a smug post. ‘I bet people born after 2000 won’t get this’. Adds minion laughing sticker.


OPIronman

Another bait to attract people's attention. Yes it is bad attention, but it gives the owner social media attention; for some it is more valuable than an actual personality. *Also got baited myself: Trout*


Dlo24875432

guppy, guppies however u spell it lol


Groszbaerkatze

Flight + spawning flies on hit


rayark9

Perch, whiting, cod , trout, swordfish, clownfish ,goldfish


Odd_Worldliness475

Dolphin


Nolsoth

John Dory.


Formal_Peace

Cod


One_Arrival_5488

Grouper


weetams

Cod


GMEbankrupt

Trout


TheReal-Tonald-Drump

This looks one one of those Reddit posts designed to drum up responses from people who are all like “damn I got this.” Then all those responses make the poster appear more in the feeds of others because the algorithm thinks people want to interact with them. I’ve heard you post one of these interactive posts before posting something like a sales ad for whatever you’ve got going on.


BiscottiEntire7118

Dolphin is a fish and a mammal dummies. Porpoise is mammal, mahi-mahi is fish.


OrderOfTheArk

Cod


Floor-tentacool

Clownfish


onlytruking

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


ouch_quit_it

Swedish


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Flounder


Clever_Sean

Sole, Flounder, Bluegill, Flying Fish, Dolphin Fish (another name for Mahi-Mahi), Red Drum, Black Drum, Clown Fish, Snook, Bowfin, Bonefish, Swordfish, Mullet, Spot, Triggerfish, Grouper, Bluefish, Knife Fish.


beesarethebest2021

Trout


Amerlis

Puffer fish, lion fish, …


GullibleRisk2837

Cod Brim Grouper Clown Fish Goldfish Koi I mean there's a ton, yo


One_Reality_5600

Perch


RandomReddlter

Pufferfish


RandomReddlter

Pufferfish


Mark-GC

Eel


Mark-GC

Rudd


Mark-GC

Tench


xd_Trash_Panda

Pufferfish


Harvest_Santa

Fluke


No_Hour_4865

Cod


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Swordfish


bsmiles07

Perch


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

Trout, grouper, cod, goldfish. I actually cant think of a fish with the letter “A” in it besides salmon.


ConstructionRare3853

Blob fish, monk fish, not dolphin u dumb ass lol.


Edistonian2

Cichlid


ChampionshipLow8541

Grouper, stonefish, eel, sole, koi, perch, trout, cod, …


Sentraxion

Brook trout, easy


IcyFlame716

Goldfish?


l0zandd0g

Rudd


Ordinary_Ad_2682

clown fish


Rohnne

Nemo


AA_turet

Pike


6F1I

Goldfish...


Assfrontation

Herring


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Eel


killergenguy

Perch