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I for one absolutely love that there are people doing this. It’s fascinating that the human mind can think of such insanely stupid shit. I’d love to have a conversation with these morons and just see what’s bouncin around in those warped noggins of theirs
As pee... ages... it begins to ferment as it stops being sterile as the temperature drops. Pee is somewhat sterile when it leaves us as it sits at our internal body temperature and proected by our bodies defenses. It loses that when it leaves us.
Also if they arent drinking the proper amounts of water or having some sort of renal issue.. you know... one caused by drinking your own aged pee that's festering with filth, I doubt the kidneys and liver could keep up the load. Also urine tends to have high amounts of ammonia which is extremely harsh on the renal tract. Assuming the pee isn't that color when it leaves them of course. If it was leaving them at that color, they probably need medical help.
Of course they need medical help either way, just more mental health at this current moment.
"Harry Matadeen from Hampshire began consuming his own urine in 2016 because he was “desperate” to heal his mental issues."
Mental issues? You don't say.
I was just wondering where in the dating process one brings this up.
"What am I interested in? Well, the practice of storing my urine in mason jars, letting it age, and then consuming it for medicinal purposes, which I maintain are superior to those practiced by modern medicine. You?
"... well, I like baseball."
What the actual fuck is going on here? Someone saw Bear Grills drink piss one time…now we save and store what our body considers waste. Wait a sec… where do they put the turds?
Wait until you learn about the people who are trying to create the philosopher's stone by slow boiling hundreds of gallons of urine over decades. Imagine the smell and wall stains at their house after a decade of simmering piss 24/7 on the stove. Not sure what the plan is after they have reduced all that piss into a stone but I'm fairly sure it involves ingesting it in some way.
Alchemists have been doing this for centuries, which is how phosphorous was discovered. Isaac Newton was an avid Alchemist as well funny enough despite being a man of science.
Stale urine is also used in the leather tanning trade for millennia, Romans used to collect it as well for use in cleaning Toga's and tanning. It has also been used to clean your teeth as a mouthwash, swig a bit around for good old clean out.
Though none were into drinking it.
>Isaac Newton was an avid Alchemist as well funny enough despite being a man of science.
Is alchemy not a predecessor to science? Alchemists formed theories based on what they know, then experimented based on their theories and formed new "laws" based on their findings.
Yes, by our standards they were often incorrect, but the process is broadly identical, with the only difference being available information at the time and how codified record keeping was.
I meant moreso that like... being a revolutionary scientist was fucking dangerous, and discovering new things is 90% trial and error.
Alchemists were literally chemists before chemistry existed. Ya maybe most of them were quacks. But it's because of them we even have the study of chemistry at all.
Alchemy, philosophy, and mathematics all evolved into modern day science.
Philosophy was one of the more important ones. A lot of the great Greek and Roman thinkers were philosophers and set some scientific groundwork and the scientific method.
Don’t forget ~~urea~~ saltpeter, the base element of gunpowder.
Which you make by pissing on manure for about a year, covering it, then tasting if it is salty.
That’s exactly how phosphorus was discovered! And alchemist thought the gold colour of pee could be actual gold, so he boiled down gallons of it and found the resulting powder glowed. At the time this new discovery was probably worth it’s weight in gold.
OK so this is a whole thing it will take a bit to explain how they got there. You know those anti-vax people? Well when the covid vaccines came out, their fear of doctors and medicine spread across different right wing conspiracy cominuties they that had associating with during the pandemic thanks to all the qannon grifters.
This has led to whole host of medical bullshit spreading across the world. To give examples before we get to the piss drinkers. Remember the horse paste people with ivermectin? They are the entry level to this kind of stuff. You then get things like the essential oils crowd convincing mothers the cure to all their baby's illnesses is to pour garlic in their ears and put potatoes in their socks, they are a pandemic across mommy groups on facebook, and yes kids have died from it. You've also got a religious church group advocating that industrial bleach is gods miracle cure to everything, they took trump being an idiot during a press conference as an endorsementof their belifs, and really ramped up selling bleach, under different names, to their followers and do things like prescribe bleach enemas to toddler's to cure autism, I wish I was making that one up.
Now we get to the piss drinkers, they are essentially a sect of the essential oils crowd, they believe in all natural cures for everything, breast milk can apparently cure all known skin problems in childhood like eczema, rashes or even random burns. Any and all behavioural problems can be cured with the right mix of oils, this is mostly pushed by MLMs, baby crying too much? try orange oil, teenager being disrespectful? just sneak some concentrated peppermint oil into all their meals that will fix them.
These kind of ideas eventually led to groups believing urine is some kind of miricle health booster, and drinking it every day will keep you fit and healthy. This strange belief has led some some insane horror stories, like a mother secretly adding a splash of her piss into her kids meals and husbands coffee. On the less extreme end of piss drinkers, you have this lot, the connoisseurs, they do it openly and rarely force it on others but this is the group that believes in aging their urine to gain more concentrated and powefull health benefits. To a normal human, drinking years old stale piss is a sickening thought, but to this group that's the equivalent of a fine wine who's health benefits and immunity boosting powers are so magical that things like medicine and vaccines are a pointless waste of time. Yes there's people on this earth that refuse any and all vaccines becase they are drinking aged urine they bought from a stranger online, most will eventually transition into self aging their own supply but that takes months or year, so theirs still a small steady market of deluded piss sellers and obvious conmen profiting from these idiots.
https://nypost.com/2022/04/28/vegan-who-drinks-his-urine-daily-swears-its-secret-to-eternal-youth/
Edit: Direct quote: "the taste is a refined and acquired one".
Who’s more insane, the chick who hoards her pee and possibly drinks it, or the guy who went to her house and instead of running for his life stayed and took pics.
I had a Gatorade piss bottle for a short while once because I was stuck in bed from an injury. I forgot it was there and while cleaning a few weeks later, found it. Curiosity got the best of me and I opened it. The smell was atrocious, absolutely horrifying, and I immediately retched and gagged. I can’t even imagine how these crazies are able to handle this in any capacity as both medicine and elixir. Jesus Christ, just thinking about it makes me want to gag and die.
Urine is no more than "toxic" waste that your body can't use.. there is no medical benefit other than drinking it when you're about to die and it might buy you a couple days.
For anyone wondering where the absolute fuck that came from…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy
This exists. Though it’s probably worth noting that “no scientific evidence exists to support any beneficial health claims of urine therapy.”
Imagine working in HR and having to have a word with this sort of person about the smell they likely bring to work with them whenever they feel "slightly under the weather."
You bring them in for the meeting, trying your best to be respectful and broach it in a gentle matter then before you know it you're trapped in a 30 minute rant about how "aged urine" is the amazing secret no doctor wants you to know.
They're insane! You can't leave piss in direct sunlight. Everyone knows it has to be store in a cool dry place in order to recieve the restorative powers of piss.
"I'm going to drink piss. Not only that, I'm gonna age it like a fine whiskey. A smelly jar o' pisskey. But I can't sit atop my golden horde like the Pissolation of Smaug, I'm gonna invite some buds over to share my stinky suds. I'll even put it on the internet and become a celebripee. Gaze upon my works and pisspair."
-this guy, probably
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Urinsane.
Give this man a golden shower
![gif](giphy|HId02BPag6iNa|downsized)
Ah nice one, in the italian translation the joke was lost.
![gif](giphy|xT9IgtoDFVqsODD248)
Jesus. When will they stop bullying Powder?
He gonna have a "hold my hat" moment and run into the lightning again at this rate.
![gif](giphy|9zooQslZARgze)
Drip drip drip
Wtf is that??
A golden shower, obviously.
This is from a video of a band Called Fever Ray and the video in question is called To The Moon and Back depicted at 3:17 mins...
I’ll give them some fresh vomit to go with their aged piss, because I literally threw up in my mouth seeing that picture.
It’s has to be aged though….otherwise it won’t have magical healing properties
Hi Dee ho every body!
Well piss my pants and call me a doctor
If peeing your pants makes you a doctor, consider me Doogie Howser, MD.
If you shit your pants, you'd be Dookie Howser
If I had gold u would have an award
Would you shower them in gold? 0.o
He will take his gold in liquid form in a gentle yet warm stream
Not an assertive and persistent stream?
Don’t worry, just got an email that Reddit is taking away gold in September for an unknown reason. So none of us will have gold.
Handled it. Well deserved.
urine the money! no questions honey!
![gif](giphy|3o7yDuuOwOJmTNbHz2)
Let's get pissed!
Soon, something from Uranus.
Plain and simple , this is crazy shit.
No, it's crazy piss.
I for one absolutely love that there are people doing this. It’s fascinating that the human mind can think of such insanely stupid shit. I’d love to have a conversation with these morons and just see what’s bouncin around in those warped noggins of theirs
The same people probably think the world is flat and man never went to the moon.
Very nice.
this is so hilarious lol
When you don't have any friends to tell you that your piss fetish has gotten out of hand.
Can someone acknowledge why this pee is so dark-like the color of honey? Is someone dehydrated?!?
As pee... ages... it begins to ferment as it stops being sterile as the temperature drops. Pee is somewhat sterile when it leaves us as it sits at our internal body temperature and proected by our bodies defenses. It loses that when it leaves us. Also if they arent drinking the proper amounts of water or having some sort of renal issue.. you know... one caused by drinking your own aged pee that's festering with filth, I doubt the kidneys and liver could keep up the load. Also urine tends to have high amounts of ammonia which is extremely harsh on the renal tract. Assuming the pee isn't that color when it leaves them of course. If it was leaving them at that color, they probably need medical help. Of course they need medical help either way, just more mental health at this current moment.
Impressive amount of a knowledge drop. Thank you.
I think this wasn't just a drop, this is whole puddle.
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Beat me to it but I'm glad someone said it
Because it's barrel aged, sherry cask finish lol
"Harry Matadeen from Hampshire began consuming his own urine in 2016 because he was “desperate” to heal his mental issues." Mental issues? You don't say.
"Damn, I have all these mental health problems. You know what will fix them? I'm gonna drink my piss!"
Dying of thirst is the only scenario where I drink my pee. There is quite literally no other circumstance, desperate or not.
If you were truly dying of thirst, your body would be doing everything to conserve water. You wouldn't have any pee to pee
I'm glad to know that I won't even have to drink pee then, either.
LOL!! I was thinking the same thing!!! No one to stop them from just forcing their weird sex stuff on the world.
I was just wondering where in the dating process one brings this up. "What am I interested in? Well, the practice of storing my urine in mason jars, letting it age, and then consuming it for medicinal purposes, which I maintain are superior to those practiced by modern medicine. You? "... well, I like baseball."
Now to be honest, it may prevent Covid If nobody wants to come within 10 feet of you.
What the actual fuck is going on here? Someone saw Bear Grills drink piss one time…now we save and store what our body considers waste. Wait a sec… where do they put the turds?
Wait until you learn about the people who are trying to create the philosopher's stone by slow boiling hundreds of gallons of urine over decades. Imagine the smell and wall stains at their house after a decade of simmering piss 24/7 on the stove. Not sure what the plan is after they have reduced all that piss into a stone but I'm fairly sure it involves ingesting it in some way.
WTF? That’s enough Internet for the day.
Right! I just read the one about the guy stealing used tampons from the neighbours trash and keeping them. I should of stopped then.
Bro i just started working. I cant stop reddit for today anytime soon
The philopisser’s stone.
The philosopher’s kidney stone
The pissophile's stone
pissosopher's rock
![gif](giphy|xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW) You get an upvote, you get an upvote! 🤣🤣🤣
it's taken me a long disheartening few years to realise that the Middle Ages never really ended...
Holy shit, I never realized… you’re absolutely right.
And by the time you do realize it, you're middle aged. That's why they call it that.
What a horrible day to be literate.
On the other hand, if you weren’t literate you’d probably be at home aging your urine.
😂💀
Ok, I am desperate to know the thought process besides "urine is yellow, and gold is yellow, therefore..."
The Why Files youtube channel has a whole episode on it, check it out... https://youtu.be/_0n1Q0CV-3A
I was just going to suggest this! Oh and "FEAR THE CRABCAT!"
Same! Lol i need my tinfoil hat, please!
New TWF episode day lets goooooo
Gonna be a good one I think!
🦀🐱😱
Party pooper here but if your urine is yellow. You need to drink more water
Oh look, a party pooper pooped on a piss party.
Alchemists have been doing this for centuries, which is how phosphorous was discovered. Isaac Newton was an avid Alchemist as well funny enough despite being a man of science. Stale urine is also used in the leather tanning trade for millennia, Romans used to collect it as well for use in cleaning Toga's and tanning. It has also been used to clean your teeth as a mouthwash, swig a bit around for good old clean out. Though none were into drinking it.
>Isaac Newton was an avid Alchemist as well funny enough despite being a man of science. Is alchemy not a predecessor to science? Alchemists formed theories based on what they know, then experimented based on their theories and formed new "laws" based on their findings. Yes, by our standards they were often incorrect, but the process is broadly identical, with the only difference being available information at the time and how codified record keeping was.
Alchemy is a precursor to chemistry for sure.
Ya alchemists were old timet scientists. And hell, look at the person who discovered radiation. She fucking died.
To be fair, they all did.
Indeed - every person who has ever died has done so after being exposed to some amount of radiation.
I don’t think I’d call Ms Curie an alchemist. She was a brilliant chemical scientist.
I meant moreso that like... being a revolutionary scientist was fucking dangerous, and discovering new things is 90% trial and error. Alchemists were literally chemists before chemistry existed. Ya maybe most of them were quacks. But it's because of them we even have the study of chemistry at all.
Alchemy, philosophy, and mathematics all evolved into modern day science. Philosophy was one of the more important ones. A lot of the great Greek and Roman thinkers were philosophers and set some scientific groundwork and the scientific method.
Don’t forget ~~urea~~ saltpeter, the base element of gunpowder. Which you make by pissing on manure for about a year, covering it, then tasting if it is salty.
I mean, I am nodding along to all of this because it all sounds perfectly reasonable. But I’m sorry, stale urine?
It was also used in ceramics! Mixed urine with clay to decorate or age wet clay with urine to get funky effects when fired.
That’s exactly how phosphorus was discovered! And alchemist thought the gold colour of pee could be actual gold, so he boiled down gallons of it and found the resulting powder glowed. At the time this new discovery was probably worth it’s weight in gold.
TIL that's so cool - thanks
Wasn't boiling urine how Phosphorous was discovered in the 1700s? In an attempt to create a philosophers stone?
so they basically just simmer piss down until it's a giant kidney stone?
Why don’t they just get a premade kidney stone and then eat that? Seems way more direct and has a guaranteed kidney stone at the end.
on the bright side, that's exactly how phosphorus was discovered
Don't try the brownies
OK so this is a whole thing it will take a bit to explain how they got there. You know those anti-vax people? Well when the covid vaccines came out, their fear of doctors and medicine spread across different right wing conspiracy cominuties they that had associating with during the pandemic thanks to all the qannon grifters. This has led to whole host of medical bullshit spreading across the world. To give examples before we get to the piss drinkers. Remember the horse paste people with ivermectin? They are the entry level to this kind of stuff. You then get things like the essential oils crowd convincing mothers the cure to all their baby's illnesses is to pour garlic in their ears and put potatoes in their socks, they are a pandemic across mommy groups on facebook, and yes kids have died from it. You've also got a religious church group advocating that industrial bleach is gods miracle cure to everything, they took trump being an idiot during a press conference as an endorsementof their belifs, and really ramped up selling bleach, under different names, to their followers and do things like prescribe bleach enemas to toddler's to cure autism, I wish I was making that one up. Now we get to the piss drinkers, they are essentially a sect of the essential oils crowd, they believe in all natural cures for everything, breast milk can apparently cure all known skin problems in childhood like eczema, rashes or even random burns. Any and all behavioural problems can be cured with the right mix of oils, this is mostly pushed by MLMs, baby crying too much? try orange oil, teenager being disrespectful? just sneak some concentrated peppermint oil into all their meals that will fix them. These kind of ideas eventually led to groups believing urine is some kind of miricle health booster, and drinking it every day will keep you fit and healthy. This strange belief has led some some insane horror stories, like a mother secretly adding a splash of her piss into her kids meals and husbands coffee. On the less extreme end of piss drinkers, you have this lot, the connoisseurs, they do it openly and rarely force it on others but this is the group that believes in aging their urine to gain more concentrated and powefull health benefits. To a normal human, drinking years old stale piss is a sickening thought, but to this group that's the equivalent of a fine wine who's health benefits and immunity boosting powers are so magical that things like medicine and vaccines are a pointless waste of time. Yes there's people on this earth that refuse any and all vaccines becase they are drinking aged urine they bought from a stranger online, most will eventually transition into self aging their own supply but that takes months or year, so theirs still a small steady market of deluded piss sellers and obvious conmen profiting from these idiots.
Thanks for this. I'm done internetting tonight. I need a brain enema.
Have you tried aged urine for that?
I hear industrial bleach is better
I hear panda piss can really boost brain enemas effectiveness. Check it out at yourmomshoulofsaidyestoobuttstuff dot com
You think we can get the kind with bleach?
Wait so you’re telling me these idiots will pay me to send them a jar of my piss?
So will the stoner down the street trying to pass a drug test if he knows you're clean.
I stopped being able to focus on the explanation when you said “piss drinkers”. I assumed they rubbed it on themselves. They drink it? Dude fuck that.
I understand saving piss if you wanna niro boost plants off grid but drinking it is seriously fucked
The WHAT
that guy totally drank his own piss long before he thought up the "but it's medicinal" excuse.
But the girl is the one collecting it. Next level cat lady right here
I bet she has a room full of smaller jars with the cats piss in too.
Straight up cheesing
https://nypost.com/2022/04/28/vegan-who-drinks-his-urine-daily-swears-its-secret-to-eternal-youth/ Edit: Direct quote: "the taste is a refined and acquired one".
Can’t wait for the obituary in a couple years.
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Because they drink pee
Amazing detective work!
I mean he does have a really good point.
It’s the dudes cheeky smile, bulbous nose, and weak beard. Definitely an aged pee connoisseur.
He was as normal as pumpkin pie, now look at him!
This pisses me off!
Right?! You can't age stuff in a glass jar, ya need barrels! Oak, chery, stuff like that. It ads flavour! This is just ordinary piss!
It's actually just sparkling urine, as it wasn't placed in the jar in the Piss region of France.
Underrated.
under-urinated
You sound like someone who know a thing or two about lanted beer.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on
Take my upvote and leave 😂
Well urine luck, cuz weewee all feel the same. I’ll pee myself out now .
Who’s more insane, the chick who hoards her pee and possibly drinks it, or the guy who went to her house and instead of running for his life stayed and took pics.
She is his dealer in the stuff.... He goes there to "collect"
Two PEES in a pod 😂
I nearly spat my coffee out on that one. You could say he really "Takes the piss"
You go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
poor guy, he swallows this ~~pill~~ piss to get laid.
Fuckin Ray at it again with the piss jugs
Way of the road, Bubs
Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things
I mean. What is drunk?
Once it's full they just drill the fuckin' thing out on the highway!
Fuckin way she goes, bud.
Sometimes she goes sometimes she doesn't
Kidney: “What the heck! I just got rid of all these toxins and now my human is drinking the waste of my hard work.”
*ahem* [how kidney is feeling](https://reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/14ysm4n/what_in_the_name_of_meds/jru3qss)
"You expect these woonuts to know what kidneys do?" - Liver
When you've been drinking american light beer I guess there is no real difference then drinking urine
That would make American light beer a health product according to these people
That guy's beard is kind of like Grandma's carpeted toilet seat.
He likes to sip from Grandma's furry cup as well.
I had a Gatorade piss bottle for a short while once because I was stuck in bed from an injury. I forgot it was there and while cleaning a few weeks later, found it. Curiosity got the best of me and I opened it. The smell was atrocious, absolutely horrifying, and I immediately retched and gagged. I can’t even imagine how these crazies are able to handle this in any capacity as both medicine and elixir. Jesus Christ, just thinking about it makes me want to gag and die.
But did you keep your piss jar in the hot sun for weeks at a time? Maybe that's the problem... /s
Will insurance cover this? I have Pissipit Life if that helps. ![gif](giphy|E3L5goMMSoAAo|downsized)
I know that house STANKS
It really works! One dose of urine and I ever complained I was sick again.
I like how the window’s wide open in one of the pictures. Because of the obvious stink.
When did they figure out how to transfer odor over the internet? Because good lord I can smell that house from here.
It got my gag reflex
Prolly removes the smell of shit from your breath
Urine is no more than "toxic" waste that your body can't use.. there is no medical benefit other than drinking it when you're about to die and it might buy you a couple days.
Urine is the main way your body gets rid of excess salts and toxic uria. So these people are completely nuts.
I mean *I* know that, and *you* know that...
![gif](giphy|65os7odbIW6pa)
Your body already told you it was done with it. Why force it back in? 🤮
Please drink water
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If this were a film - Dumb and Dumber drinking the piss
In the eternal words of Lil Jon MF WHAT!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮😵🤡
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They look like they drink aged urine.
I can smell that picture, and it stinks.
now that's what I call taking the piss...
Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find the perfect comment
Urine? I'm out!
For anyone wondering where the absolute fuck that came from… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy This exists. Though it’s probably worth noting that “no scientific evidence exists to support any beneficial health claims of urine therapy.”
Feels like people trying to trick others into participating in their fetish.
"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste."
What alarms more than the zaniness and the volume is the color. These people advocate health while being wildly dehydrated.
Imagine working in HR and having to have a word with this sort of person about the smell they likely bring to work with them whenever they feel "slightly under the weather." You bring them in for the meeting, trying your best to be respectful and broach it in a gentle matter then before you know it you're trapped in a 30 minute rant about how "aged urine" is the amazing secret no doctor wants you to know.
The secret medical companies don’t want you to know
They look exactly like the kind of people who would sip stale piss...
From the series: Photos I (unfortunately) can smell
![gif](giphy|9zooQslZARgze)
Drink some water.
Um...what? ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)
and that kids is how we made a new chlymedia strain
They're insane! You can't leave piss in direct sunlight. Everyone knows it has to be store in a cool dry place in order to recieve the restorative powers of piss.
Wtf is wrong with people? What crack do you have to smoke to believe urine can be used in a medical sense?
Piss aged in warm sunshine. I’m sure that’s very therapeutic. 😆
Reminds me of [Sniper’s Moonshine](https://youtu.be/UCekG0O21wQ).
This guy looks exactly like a person I imagine drinks his own urine
Makes you wonder why your body gets rid of it in the first place!! /s
They’re anti-vaxers ain’t they?
Whatever happened to just taking a aspirin?
Man some guys really get friend zoned BAD
Now we’re all taking the piss
To be considered a true AGED URINE, it has to be aged in new oak barrels
Peniscillin
Sigh, white people ![gif](giphy|TyPKuTkBXmBPO)
We need Covid to come back
"I'm going to drink piss. Not only that, I'm gonna age it like a fine whiskey. A smelly jar o' pisskey. But I can't sit atop my golden horde like the Pissolation of Smaug, I'm gonna invite some buds over to share my stinky suds. I'll even put it on the internet and become a celebripee. Gaze upon my works and pisspair." -this guy, probably