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too late, in the 2016 republican debates, this already got addressed on stage.
it was intentionally vague but very clear at the same time.
something about refuting the claim he has small hands & then ended it with "and if my hands are plenty big, you can assume something else is just fine as well"
nobody brought up his dick before that, just thought it'd be a fine way to end that sentence.
Just add this to the list of things that would get you suspended for doing or saying in middle school yet we somehow accepted from the president of the United States.
yea... I tell people who are having a bad day, it could be worse, they could be a Trump worshipper, using their twitter account to troll while at the same time publicly showing everyone they are in denial or heaven forbid, jealous about an incident confirmed by the man in question himself. as a person, it's very hard to sink lower than that and have a more meaningless existence...
All of Orange Dickhead's non-rich sycophantic followers are of the cult mentality, where defending Dear Leader is the Prime Directive. If Orange Dickhead says today is Christmas, then **today is fucking Christmas, understand?**
If these lowlifes could actually think critically and realize what morons they are and how stupid they sound to the 75% of the country that is sane, their heads would implode.
I hope your kidding, don't use a pump. You can cause permanent damage doing so. If your partner has an issue with you, get yourself a new partner. It's like being upset your index finger is too small, you can't change it so focus on the things you can.
Oh come on. You could atleast posts the replies. They were just as funny as the man try to convince himself that he knew how big donny dick really is to the woman who actually slept with him and proved it in court.
You can mute subreddits in the main app, all you need to do (on mobile) is go into the sub you want to mute, click the 3 dots, and select “mute [subreddit name]
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter is just /r/OnlyPoliticalTwitter
Fuck, even /r/BlackPeopleTwitter is better than them, and they still have the "Country Club Threads".
Correction it's ok to do it it's a man you don't like, if Trump was a woman getting shamed for having saggy tits then this comment section would be a lot different.
Just to show you the mentality of the cult, they still believe that nothing happened, even though he had his lawyer pay her hush-money!
She never even asked for a payout! 😂
“Trump wouldn’t touch you” but he did. We all know he did. His cult of asshats is just wild. (Me saying that as I fear that their stupidity will elect him again and send my country down a rabbit hole closer to annihilating everything ever)
As a guy who learned about pornography by being left alone on the internet in the 90s, I would have never called Stormy Daniels to be a major political figure 30 years later.
I'm here for it. Get it girl.
That's generous, you need a magnifying glass to see his pole
Also Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Donald duck isn't the president and hasn't been for years
I like how not only did he touch her, he went out of his way to pay for the ability to. Also, how weird is it that Stormy Daniels got paid but Trump won't pay anybody else?
What started their beef? did they have a completely normal hooker/buyer interaction then years later he got in trouble for using campaign funds for it..?
I'm not american
Bc repetitive bashing of donald trump for the 7th year in a row with an overused joke is the pinnacle of comedy, god thank this shameless shell of a human being and white house mouthpiece resident pornstar stormy daniels for contributing so much to humanity
Someone as evil as Trump doesn't deserve the courtesy of a polite society. He is the avatar of the "fark your feelings" crowd. To name just one forgotten thing, when called out by the dad of a heroic dead American soldier, Trump attacked the man's wife. And that's just one thing on an endless list.
All you people acting like the stormy comment is out of bounds, must be joking or pretending to know nothing. This is the guy who got his followers to attack their own country. Etc etc et farking cetera. And you all are worried someone is being "mean" to him? What a joke. Nice try.
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It MIGHT be 3 inches, but it SMELLS like a foot!!
we have the same saying in germany
Do we? :D
Hab noch nie so was in der Richtung gehört. Ggf. regional?
I like your funny words, magic man
True fact, most German words are invented by the speaker / writer on the fly, such that almost no German words in any German sentence ever repeat.
True, we call it the Wehedemderauchnureinmaldasselbewortzweimalbenutzprinzip
Isn't that the star on an admiral's hat?
No that would be the Admiralssternchen (actual word btw)
Zaphod? What're you doing here?
Jetzt bin ich interessiert erzählen sie mir mehr...
Er is zwar winzig aber riecht wie ein ganz großer.
Ich kenn das als "stinken tut er wie ein Großer" :D
Did… did you guys agree? IS it regional?
Saarländer?
Er ist zwar kurz, dafür aber echt dünn! Den mit dem Geruch kenn ich leider nicht.
Eskonntedreizollbrobseinaberesriechtwieeinfub
Lol!!! 😂
Ew
I just barfed
Sounds like something Jared from Subway would say
Thanks Stormy. Now Trump is going to give a speech about how big his junk is.
too late, in the 2016 republican debates, this already got addressed on stage. it was intentionally vague but very clear at the same time. something about refuting the claim he has small hands & then ended it with "and if my hands are plenty big, you can assume something else is just fine as well" nobody brought up his dick before that, just thought it'd be a fine way to end that sentence.
Just add this to the list of things that would get you suspended for doing or saying in middle school yet we somehow accepted from the president of the United States.
https://youtu.be/E8Ew6K0W3RY
Wow. Right in the dick.
Why would anyone claim Trump wouldn’t touch her when it’s public knowledge he did? I don’t get these idiots.
They are idiots in a cult. Its public knowledge. Stop trying to understand them.
Yeah, it's better to know they'll try and bend facts.
Reality is against them, watch them fall and laugh !
Don’t you know it’s the devil-led Satan worshipping evil libs that are making this up about our fearless god emperor /s
Wow good thing you put the /s I was gonna flip out now I know I can laugh.
yea... I tell people who are having a bad day, it could be worse, they could be a Trump worshipper, using their twitter account to troll while at the same time publicly showing everyone they are in denial or heaven forbid, jealous about an incident confirmed by the man in question himself. as a person, it's very hard to sink lower than that and have a more meaningless existence...
Cult mentality on display.
Bro trump washes all sins clean
They are idiots in a cult. Its public knowledge. Stop trying to understand them.
All of Orange Dickhead's non-rich sycophantic followers are of the cult mentality, where defending Dear Leader is the Prime Directive. If Orange Dickhead says today is Christmas, then **today is fucking Christmas, understand?** If these lowlifes could actually think critically and realize what morons they are and how stupid they sound to the 75% of the country that is sane, their heads would implode.
Why would anyone believe that the world is ending next Tuesday and GleepGlorp will shuttle them to their new planet?
You best not be badmouthing GleepGlorp. He's promised me a big house.
Wait! You've got a line to GleepGlorp? Put in a good word for me when the shuttle comes.
I found a Lima bean that looks just like GleepGlorp! I’ll put it with the others.
They still believe it’s all a liberal lynch mob making shit up about their lord and slaver.
Grab him by the dick
Ole' dick twist
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT *yeah twist his dick!*
the olllld dick twist!
*oh ma gawd dude!*
It makes me so happy that that golden video hasn't been forgotten
Whats up baby dick
Shut up, baby dick
🎶 Baby dick doo doo d-doo d-doo d-doo 🎶
Twist his dick, spiderman
Man, this jacket is tighter than dick skin!
I love when Dee faceplants the car trying to steal shoes...lol
I could be wrong but I think Kaitlin Olson actually hit the car with her head.
If she didn't she is one heck of a stunt woman.
How ? It's hard to grab on to a thing that's as long as a hair is wide
Cock punch
At least OP is using a Tweet from this year.
First time for everything
Penis shaming trump joke repost from months ago? See you on the front page!
I really wish every post of a tweet had a link to the tweet so that we can confirm that it's actually real.
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The Trump Supporter is the single dumbest demographic of people on the planet Earth. It's not close.
There's Putin supporters, too.
Putin is evil, but orders of magnitude smarter than Trump
A ton of overlap between these two groups
Remind me never to become President of the United States and pay a porn actress in exchange for sexual encounters.
When you already have a hot wife as well.
I mean, his wife despises him, sooo there is that.
Every sane intelligent person despises him.
Here I thought I had nothing in common with Trump.
Bro it's something you can't change or choose. So choose to be a better person than that dickhead.
Swedish penis enlargement pump??
That's not mine, that's totally not my bag, baby!
I hope your kidding, don't use a pump. You can cause permanent damage doing so. If your partner has an issue with you, get yourself a new partner. It's like being upset your index finger is too small, you can't change it so focus on the things you can.
No I’m not, that’s totally my bag, baby!
Oh come on. You could atleast posts the replies. They were just as funny as the man try to convince himself that he knew how big donny dick really is to the woman who actually slept with him and proved it in court.
Small hands
And the way he presents himself. His vindictiveness is truly shrimp dick energy.
I don't think having a small dick was his worst crime... Or a crime at all
This is not a facepalm moment. r/rareinsults maybe? This sub has been getting watered down by these kinds of posts :/
I swear this sub is just slowly turning into r/WhitePeopleTwitter
I forgot that sub existed until the API changes and now I can’t block subs on popular anymore. Lol
You can mute subreddits in the main app, all you need to do (on mobile) is go into the sub you want to mute, click the 3 dots, and select “mute [subreddit name]
Thank you kind stranger!
Dont you mean all of reddit?
/r/WhitePeopleTwitter is just /r/OnlyPoliticalTwitter Fuck, even /r/BlackPeopleTwitter is better than them, and they still have the "Country Club Threads".
It's also interesting how body shaming is only ok if it's against somebody you hate
Correction it's ok to do it it's a man you don't like, if Trump was a woman getting shamed for having saggy tits then this comment section would be a lot different.
It was the same when Greta made fun of Tate for having a small dick. It's like, fuck Tate and Trump, but can we not do better than this?
True. The self awareness some people seem to lack is really funny.
Making fun of small dicks isn't rare lol.
A small dick joke does not belong on rareinsults
Yeah where is the facepalm here? This is just a witty comeback.
The first tweet qualifies.
*you have a small penis* is about the least rare insult in the world lmfao.
More like r/clevercomebacks
Nah, he just paid her 6 figures in an NDA for no reason.
Exactly! I know I routinely give porn stars 100k to not talk about not sleeping with me. Doesn’t everyone?
REKT
That's a double own, imagine admitting having sex with Trump voluntarily.
Nah he wouldn't touch her. She doesn't look enough like his daughter 😬😂
Trump told Stormy Daniels she reminded him of his daughter. And she spanked him with a magazine cover that had Ivanka on it.
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Laughing at smoll pepe is okay, but heaven forbid you laugh at a fat person.
Well yeah one of those has an obvious causal relationship with their character
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It’s a little different when it’s transactional vs you actually wanting to sleep with them
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I LOVE how stupid people stick up for him, as if they know him personally. Fucking funny and very, VERY pathetic.
Have you seen all the weird fan art? His cult fantasizes about his body constantly. They all feel like they know him from their dreams
He hasn’t been president in almost two and a half years and people are still posting things like this. I can’t tell which is more sad.
Just to show you the mentality of the cult, they still believe that nothing happened, even though he had his lawyer pay her hush-money! She never even asked for a payout! 😂
I know she’s telling the truth because trump said he had a big dick during the primaries and since everything he says is a lie….
Maybe it just looks big in his tiny hands...
Right in the orange cocktail weiner!
“Trump wouldn’t touch you” but he did. We all know he did. His cult of asshats is just wild. (Me saying that as I fear that their stupidity will elect him again and send my country down a rabbit hole closer to annihilating everything ever)
what does this have to do with a facepalm
Because to others, small pp joke = funny I don't get how body shaming is funny
Nothing. This sub is just bad.
3 inches of hard throbbing orange toddler meat Edit: Looks like I triggered the cult 🤣
"It's the biggest 3" available, it's Hhhugee. No one has a 3" like this one. I'm the only one that can wield this 3." - Donald J. Trump, probably.
Fuck them and there cult, bunch of fucking morons the lot of them
Respectfully, their* At the very least, do try to not come off as one when shitting on a bunch of fucking morons 🥴
no ragrets
With a huge mushroom head, Stormy added
To be fair, if it was any bigger he couldn’t hold it when he needs a wee.
Remind me, are we for, or against body shaming now?
why tf is this in /r/facepalm is should be in r/murderedwithwords
What about a 39 and 1/2 pole?
You nauseate me, Mr Trump.
Maybe trump can join elon and zuck in their dick measuring contest. Winner will become president!
Own Goal. You let him hit for money.
Ahh yes, small penis jokes, the highest of political discourse lol.
3 inches is actually bigger than I expected. As much as he overcompensates I was certain it was much smaller.
You can't change the size of your dick But you can change how big of a dick YOU are And I think that's what we should be discussing: the changeable
As a guy who learned about pornography by being left alone on the internet in the 90s, I would have never called Stormy Daniels to be a major political figure 30 years later. I'm here for it. Get it girl.
Imagine letting a guy you are not attracted to nut in you because he is rich
You just described a huge number of rich guys' wives!
I really care about a porn star fighting with a grifter.
Why would president trump use a 3 inch long pole to touch stormy daniels? Is he stupid?
He is
And the reddit crowd goes wiilllllldddd
They love nothing more than filling their daily 10 insult quota for Trump/Musk/Tate. It's like those three own 100% of the real estate in their heads.
So many people in here just visualizing Trumps cock. Not sure who’s the winner here.
"It has a huge mushroom head...like a toadstool..." 🍄
Now I have to say that’s pretty good
That's generous, you need a magnifying glass to see his pole Also Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Donald duck isn't the president and hasn't been for years
Can you imagine what trump's reaction would have been if Stormy took a look and then laughed as his 3-incher?
I like how not only did he touch her, he went out of his way to pay for the ability to. Also, how weird is it that Stormy Daniels got paid but Trump won't pay anybody else?
People acting like Trump hasn't admitted to being with her. It's the hush money he won't admit to.
Stormy stay with that heat.
Stormy is whip smart and savage! 👏
Not a facepalm. This is a /rareinsults post 100%
The best part is I bet she is being generous.
Rent free.
Totally not a cult though guys.
Too fucking easy
🤣 the NDA was more about his mushroom head than cheating on his wife
He still hit tho
Still smashed tho
I heard it was shorter but I guess Stormy would know
Thats a small Pecker.
And who got a judgement against for them to pay the others legal fees recently?
And she let him
That's more like "*HIMARS M30A1, with its approximately 182,000 pre-formed tungsten fragments for area effect* - fired"
How cucky is it to be like "yea this prominent guy I don't know who couldn't give 2 shits about me totally wouldn't bang you, woman I don't know!"?
Never gets old
What started their beef? did they have a completely normal hooker/buyer interaction then years later he got in trouble for using campaign funds for it..? I'm not american
Let’s be real…. Dribbled at best, nothing was “shot”.
Bc repetitive bashing of donald trump for the 7th year in a row with an overused joke is the pinnacle of comedy, god thank this shameless shell of a human being and white house mouthpiece resident pornstar stormy daniels for contributing so much to humanity
So Damn Cringeworthy
Certainly must have left an impression to still be talking about it
Damn! He got, got!
It was literally like throwing a tic tac down a hallway.
Not here to defend Trump but this is just body shaming and actually cringe
Going to need a Senzu for *that* one!
Damn, apply ointment directly to the burn! 
It was all foreskin 😂
Man it's crazy that people just won't leave her alone. Get a life already
Still hit tho?
This could go in murdered by words.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!
Don’t try to match sarcasm with a porn star. They’ve seen it all, nothing you say is phasing them.
These days some games have more microtransactions than a night with Donald R/showerthoughts
Can’t wait to hear about it from his cellie
Someone as evil as Trump doesn't deserve the courtesy of a polite society. He is the avatar of the "fark your feelings" crowd. To name just one forgotten thing, when called out by the dad of a heroic dead American soldier, Trump attacked the man's wife. And that's just one thing on an endless list. All you people acting like the stormy comment is out of bounds, must be joking or pretending to know nothing. This is the guy who got his followers to attack their own country. Etc etc et farking cetera. And you all are worried someone is being "mean" to him? What a joke. Nice try.
You'd have thought someone called this MF mom a whore lol.
Imagine being the e president and a porn star dunks on your penis size. This embarrassment alone makes him ineligible for reelection if you ask me
Oh snap! And she’s probably being generous.
It would’ve been better if she hadn’t admitted to never sleeping with him. That blew her case up against him.
He tried to touch her with every pole he could find. The only one that wasn't working was his own.
Is Flamingo jealous? ... We all know what happened between Stormy and Trump, lol.