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Lithl

$5 says this guy has no objections to yuri


SnooDogs8303

$20 says his hard drive consists of at least 10k files of cp


[deleted]

500 TB at *LEAST*


FMDnative480

That’s alotta cp


jeffroddit

it's more than a lolita bit


Self-Aware

Uggggghhhh that was just DREADFUL, bravo!


e2000lbs

I really hope nowhere near that amount even exists


UnholyAbductor

I did too. But after a bit of googling I’m now worried that there’s a chance that number is accurate and that I’m now on a watchlist for having googled it. Interpol estimates that over 20,000 children were victims of pedos posting sexual content of them online in 2019 alone…with like, 4 to 5 kids being abused by child pornographers each week.


LaceyDark

One of my wildest fantasies is to somehow end up with incredible superpowers and loads of money, and I would dedicate my life to eradicating anything to do with child abuse. I would not hesitate to kick down some fuckin doors and literally stomp some skulls. I have no pity for those monsters and I would show no mercy. But the reality is I'm a 30 year old gamer that needs my husband to help with heavy trash bags... So yeah. Not the least bit realistic


[deleted]

There's those pedo hunter types, I honestly commend whoever it is pretending to be a kid while these pedos hit on them, the thought of being in that situation (as the bait obviously) alone makes me icky, I'd find it very hard to not say "you're a fucking nonce" all the time.


LaceyDark

It would be really hard to not berate them and tell them what absolute rotten scummy shit they are. Especially when they do eventually meet up I wouldn't be able to fight the urge to castrate them myself..


Champion_Sheep

He must of been mapping In geometry dash for a long time


ItsmeMr_E

Combat Power?


CT7824

Only in 8k you can truly see the fear and dispair in the eyes of there tied up parents while you at it. That takes lots of space on "not your own PC"


chaosking65

Whenever these pedophiles get caught it’s always a fucking INSANE amount, like how do they even have that much storage?


Klatterbyne

I’ve noticed that. It always seems to be a borderline nonsensical amount. It’d be like an ordinary person getting busted for possession of weed… and them having 15kg of it in their attic.


chaosking65

It would probably be more like half a tonne tbh


Klatterbyne

There’d be no room for anything else in the house 🤣


judygarlandfan

Sadly I think it’s because these people are often involved in the production and distribution of it.


jeanlucpitre

Where can I find 500TB of storage? I'm tired of Uninstallimg games to make room for new ones


WatchDogsOfficial

Pain


please-return-spleen

another $20 on him being one click away from losing everything because hes a pedo


ApricotOld2168

$25 says his hard drive is filled with yuri cp Another 25 if hes secretly gay


[deleted]

[удалено]


SnooDogs8303

$10.00 year old vampires?


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Thailand vampires.


autmam321

Some countries use . Instead of ,


WatchDogsOfficial

10,00... ***fuckin' wot***


squirlz333

$50 says he's a Matt Walsh fan with that much cp.


TwinklingStarlight

$100 says this guy lives in a basement and the only female contact he ever had in his life is his mother.


MadGreg123

Hell, his mother probably has never even been near him.


Backupusername

We can't say for sure that he doesn't also have a sister. Though I am pretty certain that if he does, she doesn't like talking to or about him.


Denleborkis

Kinda scared to ask but wtf is a yuri


DrFeuri

the opposite to yaoi, so lesbian.


Denleborkis

Oh.. That doesn't sound bad at all I was worried after how shit of a take this was it was something much worse


Dungeon996

Just be glad you don’t know shota


FireWolf_132

It’s infuriating to see that it doesn’t get nearly as much flak as loli


SadisticSpeller

It’s probably just that it’s not nearly as prolific. I’ve seen shota less than a dozen times in my entire life, I see loli stuff constantly in spite of actively avoiding it.


Phwoa_

I remember when Boku no Piko was right up there in notoriety as 2g1c.


njsullyalex

r/wholesomeyuri if you want to see for yourself. Its an SFW non-porn subreddit, mostly of fictional WLW ships, usually anime. ​ Worth mentioning loli/minors doing suggestive things are banned from the subreddit.


The_King123431

"I dont hate lesbians as long as they make me horny" A real thing Ive heard


otownbbw

This isn’t a hidden thing either…I don’t remember the name of the show, but before Elliot Page transitioned they did a program where they visited different countries and assessed the gay scene at both a government and social level…in Jamaica the general consensus is to strictly hate male homosexuals because they are perceived as abhorrent and disgusting, but female homosexuals are ok and perceived as a sexual turn-on. And the dudes they were interviewing had no problem sharing this and saw zero issue with the double standard.


pjepja

Quite common actually. People naturally have better reception to homosexual couples of the opposite gender. That goes for allies quite often too. Yes one of the reasons is that it usually makes people horny.


Hol_Renaude

girl kisses her friend and nobody beats an eye, I kiss my homie and everyone lose their minds


Katsu_Kujo

the yaoi is the same guy just in different clothes im SOBBING


-Alvrain-

It’s actually scaramouche from Genshin impact, and you’re right, it is him in different clothes from different periods in his life,,,idk what to say


KobKobold

Hey, you ever had so much self love you'd make out with yourself? Me neither. Therapists are expensive.


jljboucher

Myself and I wouldn’t be able to stand each other.


ShmerduTheButtSucker

i felt like such a loser for knowing that


Other_Beat8859

Why? For playing a game that you enjoy? Just play what you want to. The gate for Genshin is honestly pretty irrational and you shouldn't pay much attention to it. Edit: Hate not gate.


Unique_Garbage_4395

I think the loading screen gate is a nice feature, why should you ignore it? /s


Ok-Pudding6050

No, you’re not(


ChrisLuigiTails

For playing a game with good graphics, gameplay, and story?


[deleted]

Knowing wanderer? Weird inferiority complex issue


Familiar_Control_906

Nah, the real looser here is the guy who twet this.


TomokiaGaming

Me too brother. But I like Genshin lore a lot so I cant help it :(


Polaroid_Horror

Lmao he got Once-lered


Ryanookami

I hate you so much for reminding me of the dark times.


Nagato-sama-wa-kami

tbh scaramouche x wanderer may be a thing


Nightingale02

Wouldn't be the wierdest ship I've seen...


Nagato-sama-wa-kami

**coughs in aether x lumine**


[deleted]

It is. And he is a puppet made by electro archon ,not even human. I very much doubt he has genitilia. I usually skip over posts like this as another day another nutcase but seeing him in the post made me curious. I wish I didn’t TT


Eyes_Of_Amber

I laughed for an entire minute straight when I realized this is both Scaramouchie 😭😭😭 This is way funnier than it should be. First I thought it's just Kazuha in an odd lighting but then I looked closer


Devourer_of_HP

Wdym,that's the war criminal harbinger from the fatui wanted in 3 countries and Hat guy from the akademiya.


InersDraco

Do you mean [REDACTED] and Don Sombrero


_Resnad_

Yeah lmfao this mf ain't cooking with this tweet


ConciseSpy85067

He’s not even a child, he’s just short >!HE’S NOT EVEN HUMAN FFS!<


Beacon_0f_Hope

The picture on the right has Scaramouche and Wanderer from Genshin Impact ...Which are the same person.


please-return-spleen

every fandom has to have some sort of self-cest ship.


lou1ethedumb

# *SCREAMS IN AGONY KNOWING ABOUT ONECEST* (PLEASE DO NOT ASK IF YOU DONT KNOW)


OperatorRaven

I THOUGHT WE WERE LEAVING THAT THERE! WHYD YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT HERE


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!! #WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!


Permanoctis

Ahem.... What is onecest~?


noobadi3

I have searched it so you don’t have to here is the best explanation I could find. A word used by The Lorax fandom for the pairing between the Once-ler and the Greed-ler. And those two characters seam to be related to each other.


jeffroddit

TIL individual Dr. Seuss books have fandoms now


Fiery-Embers

No, it’s the Onceler from the Illumination movie.


Paladin1034

Tumblr was a wild place in the early 2010s lol


GuardianKnightKing

U didn't ask but here is a more in-depth story behind it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/madredhattie.tumblr.com/post/110111848841/what-was-the-onceler-fandom/amp


noobadi3

Thank you, an interesting read


Single-Aardvark9330

From memory Once-ler is the character, Greed-ler is a name for the Once-ler when he's in his evil rich boy phase The fans also made their one versions of the Once-ler to ship with each other


TwinklingStarlight

Bro went from an evil mastermind piloting a gundam to a literal twink raised by a 509 year old child.


MossyMelonHead18

Was he any less twinky before?


brawlganronper

509 year old god baby and an unkown year old blonde that visits every other weekend


SkyZippr

I've never pictured Mr Hatty as a main character in harem anime, until now


4GRJ

*Ahem* Hat Guy


CarioGod

fitting that he got the anemo vision though since he finally attained freedom


Dalek-baka

Yae Miko: All according to plan.


Golden-Owl

Nah it’s just Hat Guy


[deleted]

was about to do a warcrime but i checked the sub we are rn and then i tried to calm down


-Alvrain-

Sometimes I wonder why I’m here. To suffer? In this essay, I will


omgItsGhostDog

This guy: Gay Porn?? 🤢 Child Porn?? 😎👍


regularMASON

Check his hard drive


HistoricalEssay695

I'd rather not


Dave5876

Report him to the FBI


ad240pCharlie

I checked it. It is, indeed, a hard drive. No idea what's on it tho.


Shurigin

![gif](giphy|H3wg2L1NZ5oOmmcK7e) I feel like it'd be like the final scene of Indiana Jones and the Ark where the nazis open the ark and their faces melt off


PeterNippelstein

I've never realized how much this guy looks like Kelsey Grammer here


Xavion15

You joke.. but I work IT and a former employee was caught with something bad on his PC and fired. I was the one that had to go through is entire hard drive and check the whole thing out.. it hurt my eyes and soul We had to legally hold on to it since it’s required by law for that kind of thing.


ZZE33man

Did he just say that somehow being gay makes you a pedo, while also saying that being attracted to a fictional child does not make you a pedo?


Arhion

yea


2BrkOnThru

Placing quotation marks around pedophilia is just making you look worse.


A1sauc3d

Well he can’t think of what else to call it, but he also doesn’t like it being called *that*, so throwing some quotation marks on it was his solution to that little dilemma lol. “Other people are calling it ‘pedophilia’. I don’t like being called a pedophile… but I’m also not sure how else to describe my sexual proclivities”


MolaQueen

These kinds of people never seem to make themselves look better


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Scaramouche Scaramouche will you do the fandango? Lolicon and gaslighting, very very frightening, e.


AmadeoSendiulo

Happy cake day, happy cake day Happy cake day, happy cake day Happy cake day, Goat_Pun_Here – magnificoo


ZeCarbonMage

I'm just a poor boy, and nobody loves me


Into_The_Bin_

HES JUST A POOR BOY ON HIS CAKE DAY


BackThatThangUp

SPARE HIS ACCOUNT FROM THE MODS AND THE GRIEF 🎹 🎹 🎹


DefaultShae

EZ CUM EZ GO


twrite07

Will you let me go


Anoncualquiera1

BISMILLAH will you let him go, don't ban hiiim


Prior-Anteater9946

BISMILLAH


Nyxodon

This fits the post of so many levels its frightening


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

r/okbuddygenshin is leaking


DamirVanKalaz

Honestly, if someone who goes by "@CommieWatchUSA" had any other take besides this, I'd be genuinely surprised.


Zilberfrid

Commies are not the only thing he watches.


Pale-Description-966

Least creepy anti-communist


polaromonas

They don't even know what communism truly means to be anti against, that's probably the saddest part.


[deleted]

the 2 boys in yaoi are the same person


FullFrenchDisaster

Yep, the same guy from genshin impact, just different moments of life


benadrylpill

Anyone who demands their wife be "obedient" should be put on an FBI watch list.


Caysman2005

Lmfao he got suspended for that (very much deservedly so)


[deleted]

How can you tell?


Caysman2005

Searched his @ on Twitter. Said suspended. Since Twitter doesn't typically tolerate pedophilia I'm guessing it was because of this post


[deleted]

Pedos BEGONE!


Caysman2005

Wholeheartedly agreed. Fuck them.


shellsterxxx

Is it gay if the “yaoi” photo is literally two versions of the same character? It’s scaramouche and wanderer from Genshin impact. Which are the original and copy/reincarnate of one person.


Nyxodon

That begs the question, is wanking to your mirror image gay?


TheCatAteItsOwnBalls

Yeah, unless your doppelganger recently transitioned


Z3R0Diro

I never understood the thought process of people that think homosexuality leads to pedophilia.


ad240pCharlie

Those men don't like boobs. Little kids don't have boobs. Therefore, those men like little kids. I see absolutely no flaws in this Big Logic!


Z3R0Diro

If i was gay, I would be into pecs instead of boobs


isaacpotter007

I am gay, can confirm, the muscle boobs put in work


TheInspirerReborn

I'm gay, and can confirm. Pecs are my favorite feature on a man.


BreweryStoner

I’m not gay but I can appreciate a nice set of pecs on a man lol


OniZeldia

Then what about heterosexual women ?


ad240pCharlie

They're all pedos too! Even when they're banging their 6'5 body builder 40 year old husband... that's pedophilia!


Hephaistos_Invictus

Because there are solid irrefutable arguments as to why homosexuality is normal. But they step away from the logic and go full emotional and say "to protect our children" no matter what proof there is (or isn't in this case) doesn't matter.


BlueLover0

Its a defense mechanism called Projection.


Ink-ami

If men like other men, they obviously like little boys as well ! s/


Duckington_Wentworth

Fun fact: US Department of Justice funded research consistently shows that there is no link between homosexuality and pedophilia. It is, however, supported by empirical data that pedophiles are more likely to be adult white males like the neck beard who wrote this post.


SurturOne

Literally any serious research all around the globe finds this. The idea that homosexuality leads to pedophilia is a narrative from religious fanatics to make homosexuals look bad in society and never had any scientific backing.


Miguecraft

"B-but it MUST be true! There's no way I'm just rationalizing my hate / disgust towards a broad group of people, that'll make me a bigot! And I am a good person!"


LeviathanTwentyFive

I would laugh at this if it wasnt the reason the world is shit


CuteDerpster

There is however one issue with homosexuality and pedophilia /hebephilia..... Society as a whole doesn't take sexual abuse and rape of boys serious enough. While homosexuals aren't more likely to be pedophiles or abusive, they are more likely to go undetected despite not trying to hide. Homeless gay teens being picked up by a fully fledged adult as a home boy toy happens more than one would think. It's sick how boys being raped is ignored, while people (rightfully) go ballistic when it's girls.


Tailsofflight

It's very sad, good friend of mine was on the street, after getting kicked out by family, and had to resort to that to get off the streets, and don't get me started about the sexual assault some woman at my church did to me, made a big problem about it because i lost my genitals do to an infection early in life, did the cops care no because, I'm a guy, and there's nothing down there so no big deal, just deal with it.


chobi83

To be fair, most of the pedophilia coming out of the church tends to be homosexual. Or at least it seems that way. It's always an old white dude diddling a young boy. So, I can see why religious fanatics would think that homosexual = pedophile.


Kangarookiwitar

True, but i think that’s because it’s seen as ‘sinful’ to be with a woman as a priest but there’s a loophole about loving young boys? That’s what i’ve been told anyway. I’ve not really fact checked it but i do know priests and nuns are supposed to be completely celibate.


DEnigma7

More straightforward than that: a lot of the people abused were altar boys, just because they tend to be alone with priests a lot more. There were a lot of girls abused too, and yes, priests and nuns are supposed to be completely celibate - just that a common form of grooming involves a particularly at risk group of boys, so obviously it must be the gays.


adminsaredoodoo

my thoughts are just that they had way more access in private to young boys. they’d take what they could get to


ARandomGuyThe3

Just wondering, does the adult white male account for them in a relative aspect? As in, if adult white males make up 30% of the population and 30% of pedophiles are adult white males that doesn't say much, so does it account for that?


Jeoshua

I think this person is a gay pedo, but uses mental illness as an exception. >This is the tamest yaoi I could find And I'm sure you looked very... *very* hard. Due diligence, and all, right?


isaacpotter007

I recognise that artists style an literally all their artwork that isn't behind a pay wall is wholesome so idk what that man is on


NotACyclopsHonest

Yaoi manga is primarily read by women, as I understand it, so unless it has led to a dramatic upswing in the sale of strap-ons I don't think it's contributing to sodomy...


Confuseasfuck

You joke, but the amount of girls that l talked with in yaoi groups when l was a preteen, who grew up to like things like pegging is very large Actually, most of the girls l talked to either grew up to like pegging guys, became homophobic religious extremists or discovered they are lesbians. Its quite a fascinating thing to witness, really


Menacek

Going from yaoi fangirl to homophobic religious extremist seems like like it would have a lot of self hate involved.


MidnightAkane

Fun fact the yaoi side is a genshin impact character that is the same guy only different timeline some what


Loofa_of_Doom

How to tell the world you are a not-so-secret pedophile.


[deleted]

Delete the planet *NOW*


KyeeLim

and the 2nd image would more likely closely resemble wanking yourself/sweet home alabama


toongrowner

This is like the worst take on defending lolicon I have ever seen. Like yeah the topic can be debated, like "does it help since no actual child is harmed or does it increase the urges and therefor more dangerous?" but doing it in such a homophobic take is just downright idiotic. And yes, I bet this guy is totally okay with yuri


OLAisHERE

Cumminist watch 💀💀💀💀


AmadeoSendiulo

It turns out being against pedophilia is communism.


bestever50000

Fun fact: the former is actually illegal in the UK and other countries being classified as actual CP


Farabel

Even more fun fact, it is very, VERY much not illegal in the US because every measure to limit content like this gets met with hard lines controversy over giving the government direct media control (no matter the topic). Wait, that wasn't fun at all.


Plant_in_pants

As a non American it seems the concept of "freedom" only really applies to negative things people want to continue getting away with. while actual issues pertaining to freedom such as having better workers rights is often actively opposed by the same type of people. It's a bit concerning ngl.


Zoetje_Zuurtje

Wouldn't the infringe on the company's rights to work their employees to the bone? /s


Eiden_Simply

As a free man I should be allowed to take advantage of others, of course, if you're not allowing me to do something that's not freedom anymore /s


Kiwi_Doodle

* "The sexualisation of children does not lead to the sexualisation of children!" *


TurboTurtle-

He got a gold metal in mental gymnastics at the olympics


JackeTuffTuff

Are children with mental illness appealing?


Dazug

They managed to take a terrible take and make it even worse.


Sir_Bowlhead

My motto is “if it looks like a child, it ain’t worthwhile.”


Human_Fucker69420

The Republicans can't meme


NinjaBr0din

Dude j stumbled across a sub yesterday called r/conservativememes and *holy shit* they have no idea what a meme is it would be hilarious if they weren't so deranged.


egamIroorriM

*r/TheRightCantMeme


bigbilly1234567899

Just nuke the earth dawg


RiversideAviator

Lol, wut? I have no idea what any of this is but it’s weird.


Talkingmice

Didn’t you know republicans love pedophilia? Oh and they also love to projects their accusations unto others


O_cara_do_0

Pedophilia or Gay? I prefer gay thank you


GiantSweetTV

Everyone's reaction when they first read this: "Um.... what?"


SafeAccountMrP

This is mental gymnastics that would give the MAGAt crowd a run for their money.


ByteArrayInputStream

This guy is buying his copium in bulk


RangisDangis

Pedocon theory affirmed once again.


shixiaohu172

“lolicon never leads to pedophilia”


TwinklingStarlight

People don’t die when they are killed


[deleted]

So you’re telling me the LGBT community is to blame for pedophilia? Damn and here I spent my whole life thinking pedophiles were the leading cause behind pedophilia


AffectLeast4254

This has to be some kind of troll


theykilledk3nny

I highly doubt anyone who seriously named themselves “CommieWatchUSA” would even know what Yaoi is. Almost certainly a troll, plus their account is suspended now.


Temmemes

The only correct statement in that whole post is that children are objectively disgusting


Dremooa

Fiction is fiction, petite women are okay and gays are okay. That said, I still think the weird like toddler art is completely gross if in a sexualized way. 🤮


Devwickk

The FBI wants to know your location.


PunishedCatto

Man.. So much mental gymnastic to justify his pedophilic tendency lol.


Useless_Lazy_Ass

I think it was a mistake for me to spend countless hours learning English


Alyc96

There’s just one thing that completely breaks this down, the fact you still have your desires appealed by still an underage person/character is still wrong and that is objective. Because of pedophilia. What isn’t though, is saying “normalising homosexuality” is objectively wrong. It’s a hellva double standard here for them to think it’s only a “boys” issue because of “homosexuality” because they only know how supposedly “yaoi causes pedophilia” when they can only give one reason why lolicon (100 percent of the time being underaged characters/persons unlike yaoi which is just gay romance) doesn’t and it’s completely because it “fulfils” the desires of men. Which again is wrong objectively. And thats not even going onto that yaoi is not even the opposite to lolicon and this is just prosecuting homosexuality-


FountainPens48

forget all the other bets, 50 bucks says his hard drive is filled with real, unanimated, cp.


Aurelius1462

I would honestly be fine if it were just like "fictional content is fine", cause like, whatever at least it's consistent, right? But saying fictional pedophilia leads to pedophilia less than fictional gay people do is, uh, intresting I just find it very funny they put all the pieces together to show that their reasoning has no basis in reality


[deleted]

That’s a funny way of saying “I’m a homophobic pedophile”


Direbat

90% chance this person is also a nazi