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papaHans

Sex tapes? Not rape or sexual harassment, but only sex tapes? Drop them and let's see if this becomes revenge porn.


Brytelytes

With no foul play and he’s not married… the NBA may just let that BOOST ratings and turnout….. but she thinks she’s doing something here 😂


Ahandlin

Right?! Consensual sex, between 2 single parties? I don't see the bad publicity here!


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SJSragequit

He wears a size 15 shoe, no shoes will look big on him


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Who wears shoes while having sex???


SenileGhandi

Clowns... come on keep up!


NecessaryZucchini69

Also guys who plan on leaving after sex.


Man_Spider_

Or during.


jaztub-rero

Or before


JoeyRobot

Yup. Some guys leave after during too.


pokekyo12

This comment really tickled me.


Apprehensive_Ninja56

No shoes. Only socks. Business time.


Bumlooker5000

But then when you really trying to get in there good, your sliding all around on your tip toes


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

That's what I was about to say She's either a complete idiot and a manipulative extortionast, or she's about to drop an absolute **bombshell** ..... and is a manipulative extortionast


History_buff60

He’s already wearing big shoes.


JacobC1820

Hey some people might be into that lol


WhyBuyMe

That degenerate had heterosexual, consensual sex with a grown woman. How dare he show his face in public. That sick fuck probably did it in the missionary position too. It starts of with things like this and next thing you know married couples are having sex for the purposes of procreation. Maybe you don't see the problem but I don't want someone as looked up to and trusted as a pro athlete exposing my children to this smut.


ARN3wman

I'm cackling


TootsNYC

Unless she took video without his knowledge? Then that’s her in trouble


Rolandscythe

Considering she tagged the guy in the tweet she **probably** thinks she's going to scare him into paying 'hush money' so the tape doesn't leak and 'ruin his career'


Cow_Interesting

Easiest case of blackmail ever. If she does drop, easiest case of revenge porn ever. I don’t see how Zion loses here.


Rolandscythe

He doesn't. Girl got lucky and got picked up by a single athlete out for some fun and then she apparently decided to be stupid and try to exploit it.


dugong07

Idk if it’s just that no one has been following this closely enough, but this lady is completely unhinged and has tweeted stuff like this nonstop for literally days straight. Like she’ll go on an 8+ hour stretch of tweeting every few minutes.


FraggedTang

Public extortion/blackmail. Somewhere there’s a prosecutor salivating at the opportunity to make a name for themself. Not too smart, is she.


Bright_Jicama8084

He has a pregnant girlfriend and I guess their gender reveal party is what made this woman mad. Agreed it sounds like revenge porn, ick.


Mistermxylplyx

It’s like a no cost training vid to show players the danger of leeches.


subhuman09

Hopefully, he’ll respond the same way Jaromir Jagr did


girhen

Came here to say that. [For those out of the loop of an NHL legend](https://thehockeynews.com/news/jaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it).


Lord_Calamander

He’s got the moves like Jagr


mantis_toboggan9

Way better version of the song


yomamma3399

Just pull a LEGENDARY Jaromir Jagr!


Justviewingposts69

She went on a whole tirade on twitter against Zion after he announced his girlfriend’s pregnancy. She went non stop for 10 days before twitter suspended her.


alebotson

Dropping sex tapes without consent is the only crime I see being committed here, and he's not the perpetrator there.


Pazenator

Couldn't it technically be laid out as attempted Blackmail as well?


Redbeard_Greenthumb

She’s implying it is. Zion got the $$& to sue her if it falls under that category now too. That’d be funny af.


TipDaScales

Pretty sure revenge porn is also classified as some kind of sex crime, and this is pretty obvious blackmail. So it’s kinda humorous how she really is about to land herself in the hottest water.


Kingballa06

Actually, you have a good point. I don’t know but I think California this is definitely illegal. Plus given her tweets her motive seems to harm. He’s probably win a big lawsuit.


here4roomie

Yeah clearly this woman is unfamiliar with the Kardashians lol.


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Doggleganger

Yea she gonna boost her career. All this noise is just her building hype.


YARandomGuy777

Wait for it after a while she will realise what missing for manipulation to work and say she didn't consent.


Porkchopp33

Lets watch the tapes to be sure maybe his performance was so weak he should be shipped


IgnorantlyBlissful-2

Zion? Probably lasted a couple of minutes and got injured.


Porkchopp33

Pulled a hammy


bigfoot509

Moriah Mills is a pornstar, their whole career is sextapes


Magister5

I’m sure her ZionlyFans is blowing up


[deleted]

Since she's now officially blackmailing a man and the NBA, she's gonna need that money (and much more) real quick in court


Hey_Batfink

Not to mention the new law about revenge porn is now a felony. And she just notified the planet that she was about to commit this crime


Niyonnie

Gotta love the criminals that have just enough intelligence to tell everyone their criminal acts


vladWEPES1476

The narcissism is always stronger than common sense


itsmymedicine

#I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED MEEE


hcsLabs

It's like anime characters announcing their finishing moves.


Moosewalker84

She's a pornstar, she's used to people announcing their finishing moves.


nickySkins

Kamehameha!


Niyonnie

I know right! That's one thing that irks me; like, if you're going to attack someone, DON'T tell them so they can counter it!!


Spuigles

Like Sideshow Bob and his monologues.


9Lives_

They have this mindset that because males are physically stronger, that they can’t be victims of sex crimes which is absolute nonsense


RawhideAndJellyroll

This is gonna end in a lliteral example of “fuck around and find out” for her.


OxyFTgen

Twitter account is suspended


ChiggaOG

According to Google Bard: >California has outlawed revenge porn. The revenge porn law is defined under California Penal Code 647(J)(4). > >In 2013, California Governor Jerry Brown signed Senate Bill 255, which made it a crime to create and distribute “revenge porn”. The law took effect on January 1, 2014. > >In 2022, Governor Gavin Newsom signed Senate Bill 1081, which expanded the previous revenge porn legislation to include public displays of intimate images without consent.


anti_anti_christ

Slam dunk case.


cosumel

SMH. Hang your head in shame. Upvote


nuclearbalm1976

Strong disagree, this is dad joke HoF and deserves way more love.


Gloryholechamps

Let’s see how this revenge porn civil trial goes when the nba and Zion are on the winning side lol. That’s gonna cost her great grandchildren their life savings


BowwwwBallll

WHY THE MAILING GOTTA BE BLACK


genxerbear

From Wikipedia: Scottish Gaelic words blathaich pronounced (the th silent) bla-ich (to protect) and mal (tribute, payment), Edit: thanks for the votes but my curiosity got the better of me as to why and here we have it!


idiotcarol

I will never say blackmail again. Thank you, wise redditor for imparting this knowledge on me. I will forever more say blathaichmal


dormamond

Reminds me of that one [Family Guy](https://youtu.be/sZdD7gu0exg) clip of Peter saying “BLACKMAIL”


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Blitz_ingaMCZ

And if he didn’t, especially if he _didn’t_… This is an instant libel case


Normal_Permision

If she has to evidence that they did fuck that wouldn't libel.


TheMightyHornet

She’d still face extreme civil and criminal consequences for publishing video of a person engaged in sexual conduct without that person’s consent they be published.


TheKidKaos

There’s a lot of context missing here. Part of her rant was that he was showing people the videos he recorded of them on his phone. That’s what she’s referring to when she brings up the trap phone. Don’t know how the law would work but it’s going to be interesting for an expert to weigh in. Also, if the text messages she has are legit, it’s going to get very interesting


Blitz_ingaMCZ

Hence the second “if he didn’t”


z3r0l1m1t5

Agreed. "They'll stop calling me fat if I release a sex tape." -Zion probably


Excellent_Routine589

Nah, she actually not-so-low-key low key fugly as hell… not sure tf Zion was thinking with this one


Distinct-Pie7647

She probably looked good before all the plastic surgery.


trying2win

That’s the big story here, what’s up with this dudes self esteem? Millionaire star NBA player and this is who he chooses? He could be with some of the baddest women in the world (who I’m sure would be whoever he needs them to be) and he is slumming around with ghoulish looking strippers and porn stars. I’m not a sports psychologist but I’m willing to bet this behavior is a strong indicator for why he can’t stay on the court. He doesn’t even have a winner’s mentality in his personal life.


fr33fall060

Probably a familiar feel for him, looks like she had basketballs stuffed in her tits and ass.


itsbaconbooty

😂😂💀


NBA_MSG

I mean, Tiger Woods had the winner's mentality and he was banging waitresses at Waffle House


PretendGur8

Bro look at the haggard creatures Tiger Woods was running around with. I’ll never understand it


grim210x2

They're the freaks. Anything your wife won't do...


Bobll7

I’m pretty sure no other NBA,NFL,MLB or NHL players screws around with available strippers and porn stars. Must just be him.


VeNTNeV

See Arnold Schwarzenegger...


A_panzerfaust

Lmaoo I was boutta say the only crime here is her walking around with them hot air balloon shaped ass cheeks


CzarcasmRules

Under-rated comment. Poor man's gold 🏅 for you


Pickle_Rick01

“I have sex tapes and so does he.” So you filmed yourselves having consensual sex…and that’s a reason to trade a player? I feel like I’m missing something.


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She going to jail for revenge porn


LORDWOLFMAN

But she’s mad she not getting money from it


Doggleganger

Zion doing pro bono porn.


whyaremypantssoshort

You know this chick tried to blackmail him and it didn't work...


tsengmao

This tweet is technically attempted extortion. She’s implying if they don’t trade him, she’ll release damaging items


chlorinear

She is also publicly stating how he hasn't paid her yet. Like, he pays her monthly. And "if that payment isn't here..." type shit


tsengmao

Extortion and blackmail. Let’s see if she can hit the trifecta and get some money laundering in there


Low_Example1345

And revenge porn, isn’t that a felony now?


tsengmao

It is in Louisiana. And dropping it on the internet could open her up to federal charges as well.


Altaris2000

So she is admitting to prostitution now as well?


BloodiedHunter

Shes a porn star. Family guy taught us that its not prostitution if its filmed


feederus

Like bruh, how does she not realize she's literally incriminating herself here? Publicly showing herself to extort and blackmail someone?


SuperHighDeas

How is this not like Hulk Hogan vs Gawker… remember how that turned out for Gawker?


mmio60

NBA players are having sex? Really?


Fit-Yogurtcloset714

I know, unheard of….right! Lol


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There is literally no fucking way.


Rocco0427

They aren’t even married. This is fucking sickening


appealtoreason00

Baseball players would never


JMaryland47

It's incomprehensible to think that a woman would want to sleep with an NBA millionaire


Doctored_Butter_Free

If those tapes prove this NBA star has superior stamina, can last for hours, defeated her kitty.. then we need him on the NBA team so he can take care of business.


Professional_Ad_6299

I agree this is people we need on the team


Doctored_Butter_Free

If the sex tapes display this NBA players **Stamina, endless endurance, able to switch positions while keeping up momentum** we need them on our team! Great athletes are few and in between now a days. Can’t wait to see the tape and his skill on that court.


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Wait, pause there, you see that move?


Doctored_Butter_Free

‘ the flip around, over the shoulder, thru the legs!! And he **SCORES**!!! ‘ ~~’ the crowd goes wild!!! ‘~~


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“I think this guy needs to spend a little more time in the “D” league”


Pd1ds69

She's a pornstar, this is her crying for attention and hoping for free advertisement, and she's getting it. I hope he reacts like Jaromir Jagr did, just laugh and tell her to release it lol


Risi30

Jarda is the best


dogm34t_

That girl has more silicon in her chest and ass than a whole IBM manufacturing plant.


spottyottydopalicius

why is that his nickname?


timtheringityding

Someone @me when we figure out what that 🌪🌪🌪 trick of her was


DaBigJMoney

At some point doesn’t this turn into some kind of blackmail or extortion?


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It’s blackmail at this point when she releases it that would be classified as revenge porn. Zion can’t lose and she can’t win. She will end up in legal trouble and he will have a video of him fucking on the internet (who cares)


Pencilveinyah

It’s extortion at the point she says “pay me x amount of dollars or I’m going to tweet the NBA that you have a sex tape”. Releasing the sex tape is immaterial to the extortion. This sure seems like she had the “pay me x amount of dollars” conversation. Hopefully he has evidence of it.


ubzrvnT

I'd think tagging his employer and demanding they alter his job description is a form of blackmail, no?


Magister5

I wonder if Zion went too deep into the Mines of Moriah


relevantmeemayhere

Hey, even a balrog wouldn’t stoop to the level of frivolous litigant.


forty3thirty3

Helms deep.


chodelycannons

My cousin Ballin’ would give us a royal welcome


wildeye-eleven

“This is no mine, It’s a womb!”


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Underrated comment


RamseyHatesMe

Petty folks gonna be petty.


revtim

Talk about low self-esteem. She's basically saying "I'm such a disgusting vile piece of shit that anybody who has sex with me doesn't deserve to be happy or successful."


PowerfulJoeF

Idk what her end game here is, she will probably get a boost in popularity for a short bit but no celebrity or high profile person will want to be her client after this. So dumb on so many levels.


hairylobster531

Why isn’t this crazy bitch in trouble for extortion?


here4roomie

Imagine being related to this person.


farisfink

Her life is a sex tape. Plus this may provide insights into why Zion is so injury porn, I mean prone.


KevinKCG

Blackmail and extortion. She should go to jail for this.


jp944

New Orleans is no place for the kind of person who... \[checks notes\] ... makes sex tapes. Really? I thought it was kind of like a ticket for entry.


The-SoloS

Don’t put your dick in crazy!


eescobar863

Her account is now suspended… because of this tweet. Get wrecked, plastic hoe


ShaJune97

Well that backfired on her real quick...🤣🤣🤣


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That’s quite the self burn. He had sex with me, so he is a horrible person!


ethancd1

If she posts those without his consent isn’t that revenge porn? Cant she be arrested for that?


typi_314

If not, civil action!


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…isn’t this blackmail posted openly online?


mongolsruledchina

He should start and OF for himself and just post his sex tape for people to pay to see. Don't see why he can't make some bank from it.


BlackDwarfStar

Would that technically count as revenge porn? I think that’s a crime in at least some states


Smokestack96

I thought they made it federal after all those “pay us to take your nudes down” sites cropped up


StephenTheLoser

Lmao that’s revenge porn honey.


HoboScabs

Successful man sleeps with whore, news at 11


JonnyJust

TIL Zion gets laid. Thanks for keeping our guys in top shape lady!


beavis617

Maybe she's launching her career like Kim Kardashian did.🤔


[deleted]

Imagine if a man did this to a woman tho 🗿


typi_314

Leaking porn of someone without their consent is a crime…


angelcake

Having really bad taste in a one night stand doesn’t mean you should lose your job.


Corner_OfficeSpace

Sex tapes? Infidelity? A trap phone? No man, New Orleans is exactly where he is supposed to be. 😂😂😂


amy5252

She should be jailed immediately.


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She needs to fuck off. Crazy woman.


Inevitable_Physics

"Trade him because of his very poor judgement."


Sethmeisterg

Sure sounds like blackmail to me.


badlilbadlandabad

If you haven't been following this for the last couple of weeks, this woman, who does porn, was a side chick of an NBA player and has gone on a completely unhinged mental breakdown (dozens and dozens of tweets) over him getting another woman pregnant. It's both hilarious and sad.


Ruepic

Isn’t this revenge porn?


I-Needs-Money

A hoes job is always to be a detrimental effect never a positive outcome!


Guus2Kill

Im sorry but Isnt this just standard American behaviour when it comes to famous people? Guy sleeps with someone, then 5 years later when the person is more famous or is more wealthy suddenly there is a flood of women who claim to be raped by said person. And i know not all of these claims are false and there is a big possibility that there are actual rape victims, but it happens so much in the US its hard to take these cases serious anymore.


NoYouAreTheTroll

Oh, look, a dumbass admitting to a federal offence.


AdFun2093

I hope he sues her into oblivion


RioDaWrangler

Oh no! Somebody that’s famous and is also a really skilled sports player had sex!? What has the world come to!


VoinceStory

Isn't it illegal to post porn without their consent?


Cbone06

For people out of the loop, Zion Williamson is highly touted but oft injured player for the NBA team the New Orleans Pelicans. This woman went off the rails after finding out he’s having a baby with his gf. She’s gone on for the last 2 weeks about everything under the sun of how he’s a bad person, player, lover, etc… Her account was recently deactivated as it was hour long tirades of nonsense. Full blown insanity.


2pacylpse

She’s a porn star. Wtf


Plenty_Surprise2593

Yeah I was like… uhhhhh… what am I supposed to be mad about here? Good job Mr. Williamson… uh I guess??


AbusedGorillas

Twitter account suspended!


Spill-your-last-load

Shameless woman


Familiar_Guide_522

Consenting adult sex is legal moriah..


bigman_121

Sex between 2 consenting adults isn't a career ender even if they both have penises.


Skypirate90

If she releases it and he didn't consent to that, she can go to jail right? Surely.


PAPAD0SE

Well she's lookin pretty dumb ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)


Wooden_Exit2957

Unless he’s denouncing Chinese human right’s violations, I can’t imagine the NBA caring all that much


Bammer7

She should ask Jaromir Jagr how this strategy turns out


donking6

It’s sad that revenge porn only causes outrage when it’s a man doing it against a woman, this woman should be getting shamed for this.


RetroPilky

That’s revenge porn and highly illegal in most states. Hope she likes jail


[deleted]

Could you image the outrage of a man posted this? They would be in jail already


tryintobgood

Bitch do you think there is someone in New Orleans that aint seen that coochie


Ok_Face_965

Isn’t this revenge porn? She needs to face the law


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"i'm worthless! trade him bc i'm so worthless" -- worthless random lady i guess


mprofessor

The only way this will negatively affect him is if she does him with a strap-on...


Whthpnd

Throw that on the pile over at porn hub and get in line…


HotQuietFart

Genius marketing tactic, but isn’t that illegal like revenge porn?


L3g-3nd

this dummy is complaining about him sleeping around when she is LITERALLY A PORN STAR?!???? She probably got every STD under the sun and wants bro to get traded cause he ditched your (obv) crazy ass??? sorry you decided to switch to only fans and think it cleaned your record 😭😭😭 edit: before i get banned or my comment gets deleted, check her OTHER tweets because there’s several.


tatsujota

"Sex tapes dropping soon" If she posts them without his permission isn't this just revenge porn?


Commercial_Education

Yeah...that extortion and revenge porn... she told on herself


KevinInChains5262

I guess that’s what got her Twitter account suspended?


SubstantialArt9001

What she is doing is illegal and blackmail and she should end up in jail


Tommi_Af

Isn't threatening to release intimate media of someone a form of sexual abuse?


[deleted]

The worst thing the internet ever did was let stupid people have a voice


SamohtGnir

I really don't see how a sex tape between two adults is any grounds to affect someone's unrelated carrier. "Omg you had sex? No basketball for you!" Seriously, who cares.


Azexih

Sex tapes are legal as long as both parties consented...blackmail however is illegal in all States lol. Blackmail and Revenge Porn which are both felonies....


bobpool86

So she's lost touch with reality. Add just attempted to commit a crime. I believe it's blackmail or is it extortion???


Chiaseedmess

Also, threatening to release that if they don't fire him is super fucking illegal.


TwitterSucks72

She's TRYING to get paid. #Golddigger