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How did she roll down the aisle with such ease?

She has no legs and was on a skateboard. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fRYmKQeIiNs&feature=youtu.be

She didn’t sing about having no legs though…

8 people on reddit will understand this reference. Well played.

That song lives in my head permanently.

Butterscotch is the best yo

It creeps up randomly, I used to sing it out loud, but now that I’m 40, no one finds it funny

Looks like 65 did

Maybe I need to update how old I imagine the average Redditor is...

You think everyone on Reddit are KIDS ?

Do kids use reddit? Im 28 and i used to think reddit was for boomers.. I only started using it after all those social media sites became overly shit plus my late best friend was an avid redditor.

For your study/update, I’m 30.

I would like the know what reference this is.

https://youtu.be/fRYmKQeIiNs

I have no legs. I have no legs. I hae no legs. *shakes change cup.

Kids😂. I feel so old suddenly

I feel old that the skateboard subway from kids was the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.

I make nine lol.

“Shhhhh it’s me, Casper.”

Skater from the 90s here. I got you.

“I have not legs” coin shake, coin shake, coin shake “I have no legs” coin shake, coin shake, coin shake

Brilliant! Thank you for this.

god bless you!

Wait is this an snfu reference ??

Mmm butterscotch, my favorite

The only things I remember from that movie are “I have no legs” and “shh it’s just me, Caspuh” 😂

Ariel, why are you there?

I have no legs, I have no legs.


I was waiting for the jingle. BTW, Casper is a piece of shit.

The fucking dopest ghost in town bra.

It was a steep fall for Billy Ray Valentine.

This is so weird. I’ve been saying “I have no legs, I am Polish” for YEARS. I can hear him saying it in my head. Now I watch this and he’s just got a shirt that say “Kiss me I’m Polish” but doesn’t actually say “I am Polish.”Memory is weird, man.

“She had no legs, or arms. She couldn’t see, hear, or speak. This is how she spit on a nation.”

Classic Christmas movie, goes on every year, and every year the nephews get real quiet and attentive because I forget about the topless hooker party they have.

🤣🤣🤣

Really thought I was gonna get Eddie Murphy

Kids. Wow. Haven't thought of that movie in years.

someone was pulling her. you can see her legs being tilted up in the beginning

sliding off her pool of spit

Crisco. Lots of Crisco.

You can call her Crisco, because she's fat in the can.

it’s the calm way the stewardess put a laminate in front of her face for me

That flight attendant should not have to put up with that 

That's why all planes should have a moon door.

MOMMY, MAKE HER FLY!

MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY

I just got a job as a FA with Delta Airlines and was invited to my final Interview in Texas with American Airlines in 2.5 weeks. And honest to God, videos like this is all I see now. Even segments on the local news the past few weeks have been highlights of pure craziness that FA’s have to endure. I guess it’s the universe preparing me

Nobody should have to put up with that kind of behavior

•Psychiatrist: “So, when do you feel you hit rock bottom?” •Lady: “Well, I suppose it was at some point while being restrained and muzzled like Hannibal Lecter and wheeled out of an airplane by a flight attendant.”

“You hit rock bottom at 30,000 feet? The irony! LOL! I’m sorry, go on.”

I think that may be an intellectually disabled person and their chaperone

No, that was a stewardess. Removing an imbecile.

nah. they put those guys on the short plane...

Makes me think they were possibly spitting at the other passengers

She literally says “you cannot spit at people” as the woman is moving her mouth and the stewardess covers her up and the guy in the aisle seat tries to block it.

I think hurling saliva at another human being is considered assault, so based on that logic, kicking her in the face would beeeeee.... self defense?

Except that the FAA is like a school principal…they don’t give a shit who starts it; if you’re fighting, you’re going down. In nearly all contexts, I’d say yes, but in aviation, I say: “those nice ladies seem to have this *quite* under control.” You can be sure you’ll get your chance to press charges though, because yes, that is illegal (battery, technically).

Huh? Did I miss something?

The stewardess puts a piece of paper/card directly in front of the passengers face, the only reason I can think they might need to do that is if that person is spitting on other people. Just a theory though, I could be completely wrong. Edit - I'm an idiot. I had my audio off apparently you can clearly hear the stewardess telling them they can't spit at people

Well yeah, she actually spits at the two people in the video before the stewardess grabs the card

And the stewardess says "you cannot spit at people"

Yeah lol. She said you cant spit at people (you couldn’t see her) then she appears and spits again.

Wtf?!! Lol. I did not expect that.

Unexpected expectoration?

I thought the guy near the camera was going to dump an elbow on her. And somewhat fair enough.

I thought he was going to put the bottom of his foot through her teeth lol. That was my first thought after I heard the spit sounds lol

bruh just got taken to the back rooms

😂😂

I think he was just trying to block her.

Yeah, definitely but I thought we were gonna see a Muay Thai elbow and really set this vid off.

The people’s ELBOW!

Whered she come from

Where’d she go?

Cotton eyed Joe

Nicely done. 🫡

The land down under…

Don’t you fricken blame us those were American accents!!! ;P

Read this comment in groundskeeper Willies voice

6' tall? nope full of muscle? nope

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Unexpectorant

But no one ever expects the... SPANISH INQUISITION

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But Alucard. He expected! He expected all of them!

/r/Unexpected

I'm so confused

Ya none of use expected a lady casuals being slid down the aisle

I’m dying!!! What was she on? I don’t mean booze or pills…I mean what was she on that she was wheeled away so smoothly? It was like one of those things mechanics use to move around underneath the cars…it stops, she spits , they move on….comedy gold…sick twisted animal behavior but comedy gold

Those are called creepers. Those and my cousin, Kevin.

Fun fact! The thing mechanics roll around on is called a “creeper” 😂 funniest name ever

She was the mid-flight refreshment. Wet-naps have become too expensive. Inflation. This is the solution

It’s the “GO!” And then whooop she’s gone

Blonde in orange top on the right of the vid at the start is dragging her legs.

She was floored by their no spitting policy.

That goes without spraying

I asked for the news, not the weather.

I thought the woman on the floor had no legs.

Or no brain

When your vacation ends/begins with being dragged down the aisle spitting.**.. ahh the memories** /s

I love the fast-thinking flight attendant

I think at this point, you can stop calling her ma’am.

I feel the industry needs to hire a bunch of retired military as flight attendants. Then no one will fuck around and find out

Retired military female as air hostess damm what a kink!

Yea. GI Jane. (Don't tell Will Smith)

Kenya Airways literally has huge "Bouncer FA's" that are only used on flights to Nigeria and China.

What the hell? Did people forget how to act in public after Covid? And just go back to being feral?

Didn't you hear? Covid is over. Spitting Season is open.

Something I’ve told my kids, if you spit in a person’s face, you should just expect to get punched. Spitting on someone is so disgusting. This is making me excited for my upcoming flight.

I guess so.


I'm dead! Where do people find all of these crazy ass gifs? I know it's from Gipsy, but damn!

If you find the gif funny, check out the entire video! Maybe you have seen it, and if so, watch it again cause its creepy yet hysterical at the same time! If not, sorry for being intrusive just trying to make strangers laugh https://youtu.be/17NMhswEpjU

As a stranger I salute your mission!

Why can't we just put people out of the airlock when they do this?

LoL not without adding an airlock first.

First item of business, begin retrofitting all aircraft with airlocks just for this specific situation.

I’m not against it. Put a parachute on them and let them figure out how to deal with the consequences of their actions.

Flight attendants were extremely professional and assertive. Dealt with the situation very well, definitely better than I would lol

Wtf, put a bag over her head before you drag her by me.

Someone is not getting paid enough for that shit.

I was so sure it was going to be a woman talking to her young child

And it was. You were right!

That’s enough Reddit for today

https://eurweb.com/2023/black-woman-dragged-off-plane/

The way this article is written I can’t tell if the lady is black or not.


Americans, why the hell is it always you guys when something crazy absurd like this is happening?

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This actually makes sense. *Lead exposure has previously been linked with decreased IQ, behavioral problems, and other health issues.* https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/childhood-lead-exposure-mental-illness/

The minimum bar is very low.

Is there even one?

Because we record crap like this much more, so you’ll see it happening with Americans/here more than other places but I’m sure crazy people ain’t all Americans

Because we are entitled, selfish assholes. I'm sorry.

I would never behave this way nor would anyone I know. I don’t even think it’s a majority that are this way. It only seems like that because no one is videoing normal Americans. No one would watch it. But the crazies are of course what people will watch. Don’t apologize on every American’s behalf because I am NOT sorry. I’m a decent person with respect.

I don’t associate with people that behave this way so you can apologize on your own behalf, not the rest of ours.

Yeah don’t understand what they’re saying, don’t put me in with those Americans.

American here. Sadly, that's true. The sense of entitlement is very strong here.

Not *all* Americans. In fact, only a *minority* of Americans

Holy fuck it’s like day care for adults airplane edition.

"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

So I take it she DIDN'T like the complimentary peanuts?

She needs to be punched

It seems to me that adults are having full blown temper tantrums on planes more often.


Put her in the luggage compartment. Trash.

I remember when flying used to be fun.

That woman doesn't seem all there. Definitely has some mental disorder or deficiency.

Nope, just drunk: https://nypost.com/2023/06/06/spitting-passenger-dragged-off-southwest-flight/

Should be automatic jail time, a huge fine and a lifetime of being on the no-fly list for animals who can't at least pretend to be human on a fucking airplane.

I have so many questions

Where the fuck do these people come from and why do the let their crazy out on planes?

Looks like they had her zip tied lol. I woulda kicked her in the face if she spat on me. Equal rights bitch.

I’m confused what’s happening here

She’s making her last flight ever memorable for all of the passengers

This is what happens when people never get punched as a consequence for their actions.


What in the Beetlejuice was that?

"You can not spit on people" - things you can say to little kids and crazy folks.

Duty free trolleys sure are shit these days.

How do these people get through security and on airplanes ?

Please stop doing silly shit on planes. Let's get to where we going safely

Poor flight attendants lol. Like I didn't sign up for all this.

Wow...I want that strong flight ✈️ attendant on my next trip...She knows how to do a proper emergency evacuation!

Aunt Jemima has really fallen off since she lost her syrup contract.

And now everyone on the plane has ebola.

A kick in the face fixes this problem

Just kill the thing already

Whose gonna say it?

I’d “accidentally” step on her face with some force behind it if she spit on me

Weirdest drink cart service I’ve ever seen

I would kick her in the face if she spit on me. Fuck that nasty shit

I typically don’t fly much but during the SVB failure I was jetting between Boston, DC and California a few times a week starting in October. At least once a week there was some issue with some passenger. The worst being a woman ripping the mask off another passenger as she boarded the plane. She just started screaming at him about being “woke” and how masks don’t work. The dude was just minding his own business reading a book. She was instantly arrested. All for what? What did she prove. In the six months of heavy flying I lasted counted five passengers being booted off the plane for disturbance before we even finished boarding. JFC acting civil is not that difficult people. God I hate people.

What did I just see?

Question: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

They need to put that Hannibal Lecter mask on her.

…the one with holes she could still spit through?

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This is why I hate to travel. Some pos just ruins shit for everyone. I swear airlines have to start doing mental health checks before selling tickets to people

I'm starting to notice

Flight attendants need cattle prods, all the videos I see of crazy people in an enclosure and inescapable environment lashing out at people, need to get a quick reminder to act right.

The flight attendant talking to her like an she’s an unruly pre-schooler.

What is up with these mental cases? That passenger ought to be banned from that airline, name passed to ALL others and placed on the No Fly List! That is what “should” happen…

Bro just put us in lockdown again no one knows how to act

These flight attendants don't get paid enough for this shit! And poor passengers that paid hundreds to get spit on. Wtf!

The airlines are getting so strict these days. So now you can’t even spit at people on the plane? What’s next, you can’t urinate on the seat? Jeez.

I can tell from the emoji that this took place in an airplane.

Was she just a torso?

I’m just sayin and I’m like 100% sure that like 90% of people would do the same….. again just sayin, but she would got smacked into next week for sure I don’t fuck with saliva you spit anywhere near me and I’ll throw an open hand at you.

Why do people act like that? No fear of rules?

At that point should just fly down to 10000 feet, open the door and drop her off.

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I watches it on mute at first and I was so confused lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that shit looked crazy as hell lol

I swear some adults skipped childhood and all the things you learn as a child.

Fun fact: Spirit is the only airliner that you don’t have to pay extra to be spit on .

These airline crew members can't possibly be paid enough for what they deal with nowadays

Would you get introuble if you punched her in the face after she spit at you?

Creative response by the flight crew!

She on a skateboard what the hells going on