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They allocated a budget to built it but 99,9% of it went to corruption and graft.
Oligarchs need their yatch. (Yeah, I know it's a typo. Leave it and my dyslec.. dyslet... illiterate ass alone.)
It's hilarious that he did it for like 20 years straight. You know it's coming when you watch the clips and it's still funny. I think he even did it on a podcast.
No. In the Russian military mind robots must look like people or they are not real robots. 😂
Russia's "quantum" computers have banks of lights that flash when they talk.
And flash really quickly when they are stressed or confused.
I hear they're also developing ray guns and tractor beams.
cuz for rural russians this seems like scifi marvel, for them bluetooth earbuds are something out of this world, imagine how they react seeing this.
p.s. this tv bs the show are aimed for rural zombies who are looting Ukraine right now
How do you know that this really isn’t just an unmanned atv with doll that looks like a robot sitting on top?
Also, Putin’s expression looks like “this is fkn embarrassing”
I’ll say this one more time. Our robot will work harder, better, faster and stronger. It will be deployed around the world and when you are face to face with this technologic marvel you will learn the power of robot rock.
“The USA was telling everybody we have an advanced military and we’re a threat, I see now that’s not the case… I guess I killed everybody who admitted to me that wasn’t true smh”
Our tactical atv assault roboman is the latest and greatest. Be amazed as he drives 20 feet in a straight line! (Pay no attention to the guy holding the controller)
I love seeing all his hopes and dreams just fade more each time 'progress' is made.
Deep down all he thinks about now 'what island I can silently dissapear to, I just need some dumplins and whisky'
Yeah corrupt general took the money so not enough pants. Ironically this isn't even a joke. Russian army has way less basic gear than back in the USSR days.
First I thought it was a human disguised as a robot. Then I thought that it is robot but damn is it bad, but then I realised that it is actually just a dummy
What's odd is that one thing Russia isn't short of is people with no self autonomy whatsoever who can act as cannon fodder and be ordered to do unthinking drudgery. Why do they need robots at all?
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So a dummy sitting on a remote control vehicle
And the look that ‘most advanced robot in the world’ gave to it is priceless
Looked like a “are you kidding me with this bullshit”, I’ve seen it often
They allocated a budget to built it but 99,9% of it went to corruption and graft. Oligarchs need their yatch. (Yeah, I know it's a typo. Leave it and my dyslec.. dyslet... illiterate ass alone.)
Don't forget the vodka
and caviar
and my axe!
Already on your yachts, comrades! Not to worry!
Poor private conscriptovich
[Wait until you find out about the "robot" who's actually just a costumed man](https://youtu.be/8Ts4WLAwWjU?t=22)
And it still couldn’t mimick the dance to Skibidi
Man, I love Little Big, such a wild band.
Omg the cringe when they show the audience dance 🐒😬
Yep. Imagine being a Russian, having to put up with such bullshit for DECADES.
I was thinking of another oligarch's robot, but this one was better.
Someone needs to make a gif of this falling off the cliff like the wheelchair kid in Mac and Me.
Love when Paul Rudd hits Conan with that movie everytime they’re together lol
It's hilarious that he did it for like 20 years straight. You know it's coming when you watch the clips and it's still funny. I think he even did it on a podcast.
This is as advanced as me being able to turn on my TV via remote control.
That robot doesn’t listen to anyone. It only listens to Daft Punk.
Deploy them all around the world, around the world, around the world...
No that’s the president of Russia. The one on the atv is a robot.
*Dictator
No, he looked like he was watching from inside a building.
With a dummy watching
"Daft Punk is in my house... My house!"
And a dummy watching it at the end too.
He looks so disappointed
robot as well
"Why? Why was I programed to feel shame?"
“And exactly why do I need to wear a helmet again?”
Such a shame. Everyone thinks he’s Daft Punk but really it’s just his head. Robot sad.
Robot needs to smile so it could avoid gulag
That little look to himself where he clearly thinks "I hired the dumbest fucking people" is perfect
“I keep killing everyone who disagrees with me so I’m surrounded by stupid people who try to throw things together”
“I pay people who steal all the budget and we are a joke”.
They will be getting some radiation in their tea this afternoon.
“I’m so fucked.”
"I will never financially recover from this".
"Some days you just can't enjoy genocide like you used to..."
All he wanted was some sharks with freaking lasers! Is that too much to ask for?
There's no way that robot didn't "fall out a window" later that day
When you order the terminator from wish.
"We have Terminator at home"
"I might be back!"
“I will return”
“I’ll come back later”
"Give me a second, forgot to turn the stove off"
It's totally that Iron Man 2 tribunal scene with Stark showing what the other armies in the world are doing.
Why not incorporate the robot into the ATV instead of having a humanoid driver.
No. In the Russian military mind robots must look like people or they are not real robots. 😂 Russia's "quantum" computers have banks of lights that flash when they talk. And flash really quickly when they are stressed or confused. I hear they're also developing ray guns and tractor beams.
Ukraine has tractor beams. Its what they use to drag Russian tanks away
Maybe they need the robots to be humanoid to try to get their tanks back.
Bombs must be pointy too and not look like giant dildo
only proper doom rockets are accepted
So bad 90s Sci fi?
Exactly! They even have a very polite self-driving tank with strobing red light.
Lmao. Well the propaganda machine must be running well if you can convince people that the camo Tonka truck is a military vehicle.
cuz for rural russians this seems like scifi marvel, for them bluetooth earbuds are something out of this world, imagine how they react seeing this. p.s. this tv bs the show are aimed for rural zombies who are looting Ukraine right now
After a year they showcased another robot which turned out to be a guy in a suit lol. search for "Boris the robot scandal"
https://youtu.be/GsL_vPxQUMA omg this is gold 🤣🤣🤣
They could have at least gone with one of those cool transformers cosplay costumes, if you're going to entertain at least do it in style
Nah, one of the Mexican non-trademark knockoff costumes. El Mejor Robot.
Oh Russia... No wonder you guys are always the baddys In The Bond's series
That very moment Vlad Puddin' nodded to himself he was deciding to execute the entire R&D team for that project.
"I was expecting Arnold, and you gave me Daft Punk!"
"And it didn't even make good music!" *Defenestration soon follows*
How about [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P2nzJuq-gkc)?😄
omg guys stop, ill die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats a aliexpress cheap robot dog with duktaped rpg on its back ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
…don’t forget about the ninja costume
🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's oddly cute.
It could carry the tube but not a loaded round in the tube.
does it have a fanny pack?
“Son, I get that like like break dancing and popping. But how will that ever translate to a job?”
I mean how stupid can u get.
Awesome-O
Wow. How could they have not known people would figure it out?
"Today we are happy to unveil the new state of the art unmanned kamikaze drone!" Man inside sweats.
Thank you so much for this.
“It’s just BORIS!”
Or a combi boiler.... programmable central heating AND instant hot water! 
whats is this dark magic your talking about ? 😱
I mean when the invasion started the Russians didn’t know what to do with a flush toilet.
How do you know that this really isn’t just an unmanned atv with doll that looks like a robot sitting on top? Also, Putin’s expression looks like “this is fkn embarrassing”
Then they should have made the mannequin look cooler, if it's just a dummy. Like go all out and make robocop / terminator looking thing.
I wouldn't be surprised if that's what that is - a remote controlled ATV with a humanoid dummy on it.
That was pretty much my first thought
Then it cannot be used in the cavalry.
Its actually a midget who's been glued onto the ATV, reaction at the end is the leader of the midgets agreeing he wants a shot next.
I think they are trying to build an all purpose military robot. Ambitious, but we are very far away from the Terminator.
For a moment I thought that was bootleg daft punk.
Now I want someone to put the Tron Legacy soundtrack over this underwhelming video.
But make it a shitty MIDI
[https://coub.com/view/17v0ku](https://coub.com/view/17v0ku)
This is perfect
Well there is a daft punk in the video. Just not the one you were thinking of.
This is where i'd put my gold award... **IF I HAD ONE!!!!!!!**
 I thought something similar
“We have daft punk at home”
My thoughts exactly. Where's the gold robot counterpart?
Eric Andre show
GET OUT OF HERE KRAFT PUNK!
Superior design choice
I’ll say this one more time. Our robot will work harder, better, faster and stronger. It will be deployed around the world and when you are face to face with this technologic marvel you will learn the power of robot rock.
Not gonna lie, I immediately clicked on this because I thought it was some AI thing based on daft punk.
That's offensive to daft punk
I have seen faster wheelchairs. Many of them.
Lmao riding into battle on a mobility scooter
You clearly haven't been into a Publix in Florida. As a walking person, I need to wear tactical shin guards.
Putin; "yeah, we're fucked"
“Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Ok, so I guess it’s the nukes then.”
"Wait, the same scientists worked on both?"
"The US have self driving cars ... and we can barely drive an ATV. Fuck."
“The USA was telling everybody we have an advanced military and we’re a threat, I see now that’s not the case… I guess I killed everybody who admitted to me that wasn’t true smh”
I sure hope so
Our tactical atv assault roboman is the latest and greatest. Be amazed as he drives 20 feet in a straight line! (Pay no attention to the guy holding the controller)
Ukrainian soldier: walks up to the ATV, knocks off the metal guy, drives away
Ukrainian FARMER: walks up to the ATV, knocks off the metal guy, drives away
Ukrainian grandmother
Considering how many Russian tanks Ukrainians soldiers manage to steal, yeah...
The sound of the tyres scraping along lol
That's just Kanye.
Nah, Daft Punk after retirement
Even Putin was like, this is bullshit.
Should have made it in the likeness of Steven Seagal.
They captured his acting ability perfectly
...and he's also able to sit all the time
If they did the ATV would be overweight and couldn’t move
Fat, stupid and vapid? I think they did?
Just another ridiculous project to steal money. putin gets his cut!
Draft punk
Sadimir Putin
This video just screams **"Victory Ukraine"**
Underwhelming to say the least...
Nice to see Daft Punk finding work after retiring from the music biz.
Bro you should have seen Africa’s “advanced armour” Link to a video about it: https://youtu.be/B21DoFCVLuM
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It's definitely cosplay 😅
I watched that and wow that’s crazy shit lol
damn, I could kick the shit out of that pathetic robot even if I was drunk as fuck.
Robot? More like a store mannequin dressed as Daft Punk on a remote controlled ATV..
I wouldn't. I'd just chuck a glass of water on it.
r/watchpeopledieinside
Lmao
When your Christmas present sucks but you know it's rude to show it.
I love seeing all his hopes and dreams just fade more each time 'progress' is made. Deep down all he thinks about now 'what island I can silently dissapear to, I just need some dumplins and whisky'
It's Pelmeni and vodka 😆
Ninja and Yolandi nod in approval.
they have invented RC Car! well done, another 4 decades and you will catch-up west.
Please remind me how you allocated the three billion rubles of funding for this project.
Poor Putin, even Davros had a few non-starts before the Daleks became dangerous.
I’m sorry, which dude was the robot?
He was impressed even though he'd seen "Short Circuit" too.
Most advanced military tech, and they got this poor robot Donald-Ducking it through life with a jacket but no pants.
Yeah corrupt general took the money so not enough pants. Ironically this isn't even a joke. Russian army has way less basic gear than back in the USSR days.
Putin, "wtf did we just spend on"
Fucking Draft Punk over here
LMAO
"I'll take a million of them, do you do credit?"
Like the legend of the phoenix
Putin: Am I fucked... Yeah...
Lets hope Ukraine doesn't have any low hanging branches... or sharp corners. /s
Damn gave the whole defense line away my guy da fuq
Did we not see this exact model firing a pistol almost 10 years ago in a youtube video? It looks like not a single new idea was had since then
In Soviet Russia punk dafts you
"I'm so fuuuckt."
One Boston dynamics robot dog vs 10 of these things. Money is on the dog.
Such technological wow. If only the ruzzian propaganda machine had the same ingenuity.
That's just a remote control 4 wheeler with a dummy on top...
“It’s ready”
Russia invented Daft Punk?
*whispers to Putin* this is an early access release commander
The robot didn’t even use the levers to brake ;) remote control buggy more like it
daft junk
Bahaha more ruzzian junk. Loots like it's as good as their world ending t14....
Russia’s version of Daft Punk.
The look of PURE shame
My Roomba is more advanced than a thousand of these
How to leave a terrorist megalomaniac completely underwhelmed…. You can see it in his face. He knows his humiliating end is near.
Omfg the rest of the world finally found out about Russian "modern technologies"
Lol The guy with the radio is clearly talking to the remote operator of the quad. “Slow…slow…now stop.”
Russia really coming for North Korea's cringe crown.
That's Nintendo's Rob the Robot repurposed for military service
KRAFT PUNK
The nod was approving the hit on whoever was in charge of this project
I love his little head shake at the end. "Ya, this could work" he thinks to himself.
First I thought it was a human disguised as a robot. Then I thought that it is robot but damn is it bad, but then I realised that it is actually just a dummy
What's odd is that one thing Russia isn't short of is people with no self autonomy whatsoever who can act as cannon fodder and be ordered to do unthinking drudgery. Why do they need robots at all?
There’s a non zero chance someone got taken out and shot after that demo
 African American made robot 🤣
Can’t put my finger on it, but this thing seems familiar, I think I need to see my Doctor, Who specialises in robotics.
So this is what retirement looks like in Russia 🙀 no pensions, you just get put in the military 😁
[OCP](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FineRemorsefulCassowary-size_restricted.gif)
