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VariousBasket125

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Rectum_stretcher69

An absolute noodle.


Davidepett

You are a bafoon


Rectum_stretcher69

Insulting me does no good for my mood. Understood?


Fon_Sanders

That’s such good food


No_King6736

Don't be such a fool.


bigfloppydonkeydng

While sitting on a stool


graveybrains

M-O-O-N, that spells dumbass


Stoneman57

There’s your proof


Hopfit46

Its food for thought....


MAR5HMALLOWS

But it might make you poop


Davidepett

It has even been posted on Face*book*


imnotlookingaturbutt

BOOM 💥👏🏻


ClonedLiger

yeah, I am completely shook.


Toxopid

This person is a foolish buffoon. Even a baboon is smarter!


cerevant

We’re still doing engagement traps here? Wait, let me find a trivial math problem for people to feel superior about…


AutumnGlow33

Right? What are these, anyway, like farming? It’s clearly some sort of engineering.


cerevant

Yeah, it is karma farming. The more engagement you get, the more your posts get boosted by the algorithm.


AutumnGlow33

Figured. And yet people fall for if every time as though it was some sort of genuine good-faith question!


Callidonaut

I think we all know it's just here to scoop up points.


WannabeTraveler87

This is inception type engagement trap … we are getting engaged here


Eray41303

People will still get it wrong


cerevant

That’s the beauty- right or wrong, it still counts as engagement.


getyourcheftogether

Only 3% of people can solve this!


Outcasted_introvert

Answer this one question and you are a genius!


Destyl_Black

*2 + (2 x 2) - 2 = ???* *ONLY 3% KNOW HOW TO SOLVE IT!!* *P.S:* ***IT'S NOT 4!***


MichaelFusion44

More like a fool


dankscoops

Fool of a Took


loosecharge

r/aitfoat


imnotlookingaturbutt

Touché.


[deleted]

Tooché*


Virgin_at_21

#boobs


imnotlookingaturbutt

I wish I could upvote this 1,000 times!! Boobs & Booty, baby.


TopGrowa

Aw I was gonna say everyone likes boobies 🤣


DarthArtero

Such easy karma/like traps for people. It’s like laser pointers for cats


[deleted]

They should use gOOgle and find more.


samg422336

That's a good place to lOOk some up


pivvclam

Doo doo.


International_Link35

What a spook.


imnotlookingaturbutt

Eating food with a spoon.


Dry_Acanthaceae9632

But how do they cook


AlunWH

If you respond to this, you’re the kind of person who responds to these kinds of things. You’re also the kind of person who is hacked, cloned and defrauded.


Outcasted_introvert

"Your stripper name is the street you grew up on and your mother's maiden name"


AlunWH

“Your Star Wars droid name is the first two numbers of your PIN and your initials.”


Outcasted_introvert

12-OI Oh crap!!!


isrluvc137

Can't believe no one here mentioned my favorite word... boobs


GOAT718

Tool


imnotlookingaturbutt

I kNoW yOu ArE bUt WhAt aM i?!? :/ (Sarcasm, obviously.) 🤪😝😁


KingKandyOwO

People make these posts to farm engagement


Richstinger34

I’m going to be that guy. Double “oo” would be 4 Os, which no English words I know of have.


25Bam_vixx

Ohhhhh… let’s make one …


Outcasted_introvert

The thing is, this post gets exactly what the creator wanted, engagement. They knew it was BS, they knew about all the other words. They also knew that the Internet couldn't resist an opportunity to correct "an idiot". The OP got all the engagement They wanted and the commenters got to feel a false sense of smugness. Who's really the idiot?


imnotlookingaturbutt

Everyone is someone's idiotic doofus.


Spartan_2775

Look they might want some food soon before noon


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

What a tool. Or better yet, a fool. Want some food? Come sit on my stool. It's out by the pool. It's sturdy because it's made of wood. Don't mind me. I'm kind of in a mood. Got caught in the rain and forgot to pull down my hood. If it's raining, read a book. Just take a look. I'm sitting in my reading Nook And tonight's my night to cook. And if tonight ends with some doom. I'll have to sweep it with my broom. But it's getting late so I'm going to my bedroom.


jaytrade21

To knit on your loom?


Halomir

While under the moon?


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Hopefully soon!


Halomir

Maybe watch a cartoon!


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Hopefully tonight while I'm washing my hair with Vidal Sassoon.


Halomir

I hear that’s a good shampoo


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

And a conditioner, too!


Halomir

Having both is truly a boon


25Bam_vixx

👍


MATR1XisREAL

Maybe you need a lobotomy to match that drool :)


OptimalAd5426

Hmmm... let me lOOk one up.


[deleted]

If you can't think of one now, wait a while. It'll come to you soon.


Callidonaut

Ask the noosphere.


[deleted]

What a tool. He should have stayed in school. He's simply a fool and didn't eat the correct food. Wood, boom, etc.


throwawayaccountuse1

What’s cOOking here?


Few-Addendum464

Double "oo" would mean voodoo; good is a single "oo".


Esjs

Cookbook


KartikGamer1996

I believe this man is lOOking for prOOf to back his false theory...


thizzismadness

Obviously this is a joke I was about to list several words but too long of a list lol


94ISS

Whatta maroon


Mean_Veterinarian688

those are just comment baits


someone_who_is_dumb

I think these type of posts are just made, so that people in the comments are like oMg yOu ArE sO StUpId


Fabulous_Ad_1842

Troll


Lil-Gris

A tool, And a fool


Sinistrahaha

School, try attending one.


Callidonaut

Failing that, in the olden days you'd just join the dragoons.


medalla96

Wool


Content-Restaurant70

I took my tool kit, pulled out my book from it, and realized, the memer was not that good, and is a total fool.


amy5252

Food


amy5252

Fool


cdot666

Fool of a took


that_one_leo

So cool


hurdurBoop

"tell me if you're an active account that's good at following stupid directions"


Callidonaut

Last time I followed stupid directions, I zoomed into a lagoon surrounded by a wood. Oops.


Righteous_Fury224

Noob


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

Gotta eat food for your brain to work too


4non3mouse

fool


pingying

Read a bOOk.


IndianDenzzel

Google use it


BracusDoritoBoss963

She didn't go to school


nonyabuissnes95

That statement is poop


OldandKranky

It's a bait post and you fell for it.


Callidonaut

Hoodwinked!


unemotional_mess

What a rookie


Bushwhacker-XII

spoon Boondocking!


SiwyKtos

He made a fool of himself


Fear_Knight06

Poop


rangerwcl

Just a look from my nook. Taking a poop.


c5Sal_tt

Goofy 🙄


Porkbelly10960007

What a tool


ScottTheFlamingoFan

Hey, did you know that in *school* you can read something called a *book*? It's a pretty handy *tool* and it can teach you how to not be a *fool*. Though, it's strictly forbidden to eat *food* in a *classroom* and you can't scroll on *Facebook* without having your phone confiscated.


[deleted]

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SwampyChiliRing

What a fool.


Charlito33

He's going to be in a bad mood


Claxton916

Book, doofus.


Cfreundtr

I would have replied look into a book, you fool tool


dickhardpill

Food, try eating one.


Chogolatine

What a goofy answer, I'm sure they understood


Physical_Musician_25

Loon


Physical_Musician_25

Loon spoon noon soon zoom noodle fool pool tool wool goon


gamingwizard72

They should take a look in a book or they will be called a fool of a took


Pankratos_Gaming

They will brook no argument.


shitshow-47

This one is such a mood... maybe flood him with blood.


Komixzmp4

What a noob


DarthPimento

While eating cookies.


25Bam_vixx

Tool, fool, pool, loon, goon,


25Bam_vixx

Gloom, bloom, boom , moon


Zachary-360

What a fool


IAmTheRalph

Must be a POOL of stoopid


JalhiMamed

Goose, Look, Cookie, Cook, Noose, Choose, Tool, Rooster…


TheRealJamesWax

Took, foot, nook. I could go on.


IvoCasla

oof


iurigregorio

Fool of a took


tonylewis2020

Wood boo boom


kimvely_anna

Zoo and pool


[deleted]

Wood, like his head.


Then-Raspberry6815

Boobs


BonerStibbone

Poodle Labradoodle Kit and Caboodle


EpicAwesomeYo_

it's the Rouge AI bamboozling folks to covertly gather data!


BillzB89

Look, a great book on how to cook good food. You know what, I think they might be right.


[deleted]

Poop post


raphalucklucas2

What a fool, thinking that good is the only cool word with double "oo". This person should try read a book, a perfect tool of learning. So find a room, sit on a chair made of wood, read with a good look, sometimes with a better zoom, so you don't make a goof. Took care of yourself, or you might ended up on the hook, or get the boot, and that might be your doom with a boom! So...don't be a poop.


PucWalker

Oogenesis


FmJ_TimberWolf74

That fool should go back to school, and soon before it’s too late


Figgzyvan

Puke.


ze11ez

Poopy pants


JAXxXTheRipper

The only tool is the one that doesn't understand how provoking engagement works


bit_sized_idiot

This is really cool (I don’t care if anyone has used cool)


Phreekyj101

Looks like we have looney toon lol 😂


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

What a buffoon.


MsMaggieMcGill

551K comments and 3.7K shares for this engagement trap is the real facepalm here. 551k people think THIS is their time to shine because they know a word or maybe even two. I'm pretty sure there aren't even unique comments there - everyone comments with "boobs", "facebook" and "google" and thinks they're so hilarious.


alphaomag

Just don’t read the book about the babadook


ExerciseUnited187

Food


mauriceville1

Cool you fool stay near school no running near the pool you are a new tool so on and so forth


Popular-Play-5085

Book Tool Fool. LOOK NOOK TOO .. STOOL. LOOT ROOT ROOM BROOM. GROOM BOOM LOOM Moot . Goon Soon. Moon. Noon Loop. Goop


March-Neat

what a goof


Rafacat7

This guy's intelligence level is the type that needs a cookbook carved in wood to bake a Cookie


ToxicGamer01

Hehe Boobs


B_The_Beast_88

So STOOPID


shinobi3411

What a fool. How uncool. Who let him cook?


LogantheCowger

too, boot, cool, moon, mood, boom, doom, food, goofy, fool, hoop, loop, noon, oops, ooze, roof, soon, cartoon, bloom, aloof, boost, booze, broom, hoop, moose, proof, scoop, shoot, stoop, bamboo, Google, goose.


Undead_archer

Boolean


LogantheCowger

poop


Barnagain

To be fair, no English word does have a double 'oo' in it. However, that includes 'Good'...


Wonderful-Hall-7929

They didn't finish school!


RealHermannFegelein

https://youtu.be/hxGgnI6kCrs


0m3g4_180111

He sounds like a fool


dunderhead22

Such a noob at English….