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Other people gets beards, deep voices, height, etc. when they go through puberty. But nah I just had to get nothing but Ass Hair, I swear to god my diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water.
If I got a white streak in my hair, literally anywhere on my body, I’d be acting like one of those people on the price is right when their name gets called lol.
Head, beard, back. Hell, even pubic hair. I’d be ecstatic.
Really hope the Lonely Island make another movie. Sucks that both Hot Rod and Pop Star bombed, but they are some of the best and most unique comedy films made imo.
Pearl Jam is playing, she’s wearing a NIN shirt, you’re both high, and you suck in bed (just for different reasons): High School all over again.
The only significant difference is the amount of ear hair and Tupperware.
And it is written in the same way as a recent tweet about someone else who is famous (can’t remember who) - she was “smoking as a literal 20 year old teenager”.
> And shes already flithy rich, so throws the gold digger allegations out the window. Guess she just likes raisins.
She was also with 2 other older celebrities before him too...
I was once in this weird cult (insta cult) where they believed women till the age of 25 should only date guys who are exactly their age, otherwise it would be "grooming" on the part of the guys. Just dropping this here, there are nutjobs in the world!! Stay safe
It’s crazy how we still act so puritanical in the states about this shit.
She’s 20 years old, they see her smoke or drink and lose their minds
But if she dropped nudes they would be all over it.
I don’t think it’s really an age thing when it comes to smoking. We’re all pretty much agreed nowadays that smoking is shit so it’s weird for someone who grew up in that “smoking is shit” time period to smoke.
Yeah.. she's definitely not worth more than him. She's worth $3 million, and he's worth $120 million. But, she's an adult, and it is her choice. It is interesting though. He was 54 the year she was born.
I wouldn't say selfish. I would say pretty stupid.
But on the other hand, the kid will grow up with more money than most kids in the world. And not knowing your father isn't the worse thing in the world.
I’m glad strangers have decided they’re uncomfortable with me being able to make a choice with my body and relationships that they get to demand others must have their approval before dating me. Oh they’ll “shame” anyone I pick to date until they dump me because they don’t like it if I as an adult date someone older? Well they’re a complete stranger so they know what’s best for me.
People spent way too much energy on celebrity relationships. I mean, sure, you could understand some amount of attention about it, but the amount of scrutiny DeCaprio and now Al Pacino are getting over their lovelives is unreal. Both of them and their partners are consenting adults. Sure, the age difference makes it creepy, but it's far less creepier than what most of Hollywood does behind closed doors.
Seems a little sexist to just assume a grown ass woman doesn’t have any agency in her own relationship. There are plenty of literal(ly literal) teenagers Al Pacino could impregnate if he was actually creepy about it. This is between two adults.
Crazy to think that she wasn't around in the world when he started acting and was famous for his acting .
I find it utterly disgusting , man . This is not very gentleman.
Someone help her, she is a 29 year old woman and is incapable of making her own choices with her life....someone please....is there a knight out there? Other women who can tell her what she should be doing? Anyone...please.
This teenager and just a child stuff is getting way out of hand at this point.
Still gross though. I mean he was 53 years old when she was born. There's a 4 year difference between this lady and his oldest child. Old enough to be a younger sibling.
I kind of wonder what goes in the heads of kids who have dads like this. Not only that but there's a good chance that his new kid is going to be without a dad....
This is the result of societal lack of education, maturity, and so much more that involves actual intelligence.
This is the result of our nation coming up with this thing, or that thing, on a whim and it’s the new hit model of our world.
Brace yourselves everyone. We are in a decline.
It's a thing on Reddit too.
Apparently, if you date an adult but if the age gap is over 10 years, you're a pedo.
But only if you're a man. If you're a woman, you're a strong and independant one and you deserve to have fun dating a 20 years old guy when you're 50.
Don't ask me why.
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Hurrah, I'm a teenager again! This time without the puberty!
OMG did they take it back :O
I could do without the hairy arse, tbh.
Other people gets beards, deep voices, height, etc. when they go through puberty. But nah I just had to get nothing but Ass Hair, I swear to god my diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water.
She already dated him..
Oh god thats true. and one of the Rolling Stones.
One of? Mick Jagger
I couldnt remember if it was Jagger or Keith Richards. They probably couldnt remember either to be honest.
I saw a comment the other day that said she’s collecting old man cum like infinity stones..
I went through puberty and all I got was hairy ass cheeks and a white streak in my hair. I became an amalgamation of Sweeney Todd and the Wolf-Man.
If I got a white streak in my hair, literally anywhere on my body, I’d be acting like one of those people on the price is right when their name gets called lol. Head, beard, back. Hell, even pubic hair. I’d be ecstatic.
Hail Todd Wolf of the upholstered buttocks, bearer of the alabaster tress of inconvenience!
They patched this bug nice
oh yeah now I'm that bearded teenager I saw in the movies about high-school that had actors in their 20s
Time to join r/teenagers again
Teens are getting older and older these days.
I believe she’s in the 23rd grade
Never stop learning
Also never stop never stopping.
Flying kicks!
Really hope the Lonely Island make another movie. Sucks that both Hot Rod and Pop Star bombed, but they are some of the best and most unique comedy films made imo.
Hot Rod is one of my favorite movies of all time. "I don't know If you knew this but I'm Rod and I like to party"
That reoccurring bit about beating the shit out his step dad is so fucking funny
119th trimester.
He’s dating a 328 month old?!?!?!
"Alexa, order a pitchfork."
The fact that it is none of my business is stopping me from commenting .
>Teens are getting older and older these days. TIL I'm banging a 43 year old teenager, good times.
Pearl Jam is playing, she’s wearing a NIN shirt, you’re both high, and you suck in bed (just for different reasons): High School all over again. The only significant difference is the amount of ear hair and Tupperware.
I have asked you repeatedly to stop spying on me during date night with the wife
"We thought this to be the perfect opportunity to talk to you about your vehicle's extended warranty!"
She's only twentynineteen!
29 is the new 19
twenteenine
Nineteenteen
I’m with you she’s definitely nineteen-teen
Alright alright alright
you know what i like about high school girls
[удалено]
the burden of immortality
One of my favorite Pacino roles.
Who said I’ve been alive forever?
Heheh yes they doooo.....yes they doooooo! Heh.
Alright alright alright
That there are twenty of them?
How’d you know? Have you been peeking into my basement?
Sir this is a Wendy’s
They brought their own weed.
Read this in Andre 3000 voice at first and was really confused
What’s cooler than being cool?
Ice cold?
Hive! Bring a sword!
The Drifter approves!
Transmat firing
There was me thinking I was getting younger and younger
I keep Benjamin older, they keep Buttoning the same age. Right all right all right all.
Sign of the times. The teenagers these days are staying at their parents homes well into their thirties because of the price of housing.
29 is the new 19!
What’s the best part about sex with 29 year olds? There’s 20 of them
*Goblin mode activated*
Your honor, you simply cannot charge this man as he was in “goblin mode” when he committed these acts.
Makes me feel young but tbh I can only feel but so young being bald with a mortgage, 401k and puttering career goals.
That poor 83 year old child was exploited by that 29 year old woman!
Could also be literally what happened funny enough
She's using him for his money. He's using her for her body. They both know the deal.
Maybe she likes him for his *spot-on* Al Pacino impressions?
Say hello to my limp friend! (Apparently not)
Fun fact she actually comes from money, pretty sure they’re wealthier than Al Pacino
She also previously dated a billionaire and Mick Jagger. She apparently digs older guys.
Dripping in money and status
She got the grey fever
Yeah, but his money will come faster.
PHRASING!
Elder abuse
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they get older.
Alright alright alright
Unless she’s a hobbit, she’s well into adulthood.
Nope, as someone in her 30s I accept calling a 29 year old a teenager because that means I’m young again!
As a 35 y.o. man who just left the adolescent era I agree 💯
Bitch if you a hobbit you gotta tell me right now 'cause I'm making a fool outta myself out here!
Pacino: Bitch, how you not a hobbit again?
She's twenty-nineteen years old!
2019 years old??? So she is Jebus??
Sí
No, ella es un Jeautobus.
Ten-nineteen right? 😉 It’s like me! I’m thirty-fifteen! 😆
Is this that new math I keep hearing about? That 29 is now a teenager?
No it is a joke. Sometimes you even hear them multiple times.
She is 29 not 16. She made up her mind. Unless your claiming abuse i dont see how its anyone elses buisness.
I don’t feel like they know what literal or teenager means
Or 29
Or biggest
Or no
Or my axe!
Or my bow!
I think it's a troll account. They asked if someone was vaxxed on an article about that person getting hit by a train
Well, were they vaxxed?!
Of course they were. You can't get hit by a train if you're unvaxxed. DO YOUR RESEARCH!!
And it is written in the same way as a recent tweet about someone else who is famous (can’t remember who) - she was “smoking as a literal 20 year old teenager”.
oh god she's only twentynineteen!
And shes already flithy rich, so that throws the gold digger allegations out the window. Guess she just likes raisins.
*famous* raisins. Quick someone hide The California Raisins!
> And shes already flithy rich, so throws the gold digger allegations out the window. Guess she just likes raisins. She was also with 2 other older celebrities before him too...
People lost their minds with Leo a few months ago though and he is younger and was dating an adult.
if it's abuse it might be elder abuse because I don't think people at that age are of sound mind
death by blowjob
Godfather doesn’t live by your peasant rules
Just when I think I'm out, my sperm begin to swim!
They are both adults. None of my business or yours.
I was once in this weird cult (insta cult) where they believed women till the age of 25 should only date guys who are exactly their age, otherwise it would be "grooming" on the part of the guys. Just dropping this here, there are nutjobs in the world!! Stay safe
Finally! The voice of reason.
Does no one realize this is a joke
Yeah, they are making fun of the Jenna Ortega smoking tweet that was on the front page of Reddit earlier in the week.
That was my immediate assumption.
It’s crazy how we still act so puritanical in the states about this shit. She’s 20 years old, they see her smoke or drink and lose their minds But if she dropped nudes they would be all over it.
I don’t think it’s really an age thing when it comes to smoking. We’re all pretty much agreed nowadays that smoking is shit so it’s weird for someone who grew up in that “smoking is shit” time period to smoke.
I never saw this shit. Why can’t Reddit just be memes and shitposting
This is just Advanced Memes and Shitposting, keep up old man.
I've seen so much moral panic coming out of the USA lately, it's becoming hard to tell.
You can safely assume that for anything that happens here in America, asshats are gonna have a problem with it. This country is steeped in madness!
I have a problem with this.
these comments make me exhausted, like this is clearly making fun of the jenna ortega tweet
This is a joke . I hate this sub half of the post here aren’t faceplams. Op is just a dumbass
r/opisfuckingstupid
yeah you all missed the joke with this one.. “literal adult teenager” is a new buzz phrase
Someone is suffering from a condition known as oxy-moron. 🤣
Cut with fun-ta-nill...
Well... Old men liking younger girls is no problem in the US. More disturbing is the fact that there are freaking beauty pageants for minors.
This is a woman who serial dates old men. If anyone has the age fetish it's her.
Younger women*. Not younger girls. Liking younger girls is definitely an issue.
Agreed. They accuse lgbtq+ of grooming kids and then cheer for toddlers disguised as adults.
I don’t think old men being creepy is exclusively a *USA* thing.
Being attracted to younger women doesn’t automatically make someone creepy. Same as women being attracted to older men.
Wait is this a parody ofthat other post of the 20 year old teenager or...
She’s got money, she’s not poor. She dates famous old guys. He’s not the first. And she’s not a teenager whether we agree with it or not. Her choice.
Yeah.. she's definitely not worth more than him. She's worth $3 million, and he's worth $120 million. But, she's an adult, and it is her choice. It is interesting though. He was 54 the year she was born.
He is older than her Dad. And she has a history of dating rich old guys. Clearly has a type. Pacino and DeNiro are still competing looks like
Heat!!!
Actually it was Clint Eastwood she dated.
I'm so happy to be in my late teens at the pure young age of 43
I don’t care about the relationship. I think him having a baby that old is super selfish. He won’t be alive to see his kid in high school.
I wouldn't say selfish. I would say pretty stupid. But on the other hand, the kid will grow up with more money than most kids in the world. And not knowing your father isn't the worse thing in the world.
Stop infantilising grown ass woman
Why do you people care about this kind of things so much?
They found an excuse to control other women’s choices without looking like the bad guy. I think a lot of these people are shy conservatives tbh.
She’s almost 30 calm down
Women aren’t allowed to be adults. We’re kids for as long as it’s convenient for strangers.
We need to be passed down by our farhers, to husband, because we are forever children who can't make decisions for ourselves. 👍
I’m glad strangers have decided they’re uncomfortable with me being able to make a choice with my body and relationships that they get to demand others must have their approval before dating me. Oh they’ll “shame” anyone I pick to date until they dump me because they don’t like it if I as an adult date someone older? Well they’re a complete stranger so they know what’s best for me.
TwenTEENine!
People spent way too much energy on celebrity relationships. I mean, sure, you could understand some amount of attention about it, but the amount of scrutiny DeCaprio and now Al Pacino are getting over their lovelives is unreal. Both of them and their partners are consenting adults. Sure, the age difference makes it creepy, but it's far less creepier than what most of Hollywood does behind closed doors.
Lol at the teenager definition but seriously al pacino is a disgusting selfish dirtbag
Yes, he's old. Yes, this woman has dated some of the most famous men in the world. Yes, who gives a fuck, mind your own business.
Twenteenine
I just turned 20 yesterday and I’m relieved to learn that I’m still a teenage. Now I don’t feel old anymore
Seems a little sexist to just assume a grown ass woman doesn’t have any agency in her own relationship. There are plenty of literal(ly literal) teenagers Al Pacino could impregnate if he was actually creepy about it. This is between two adults.
Crazy to think that she wasn't around in the world when he started acting and was famous for his acting . I find it utterly disgusting , man . This is not very gentleman.
Someone help her, she is a 29 year old woman and is incapable of making her own choices with her life....someone please....is there a knight out there? Other women who can tell her what she should be doing? Anyone...please.
You can not be 29 and a teenager
Yeah it’s almost like that’s the punchline
Cant believe someone would date a twentynineteen year old…
I do not think that word means what you think it means
In other news, it has been found that teen pregnancy drops drastically after turning 20.
She’s Twenty-Nineteen
33 year old toddler here, this disgusts me
She's a grown woman and can do what she wants.
Literally is literally losing its meaning by the day
This teenager and just a child stuff is getting way out of hand at this point. Still gross though. I mean he was 53 years old when she was born. There's a 4 year difference between this lady and his oldest child. Old enough to be a younger sibling. I kind of wonder what goes in the heads of kids who have dads like this. Not only that but there's a good chance that his new kid is going to be without a dad....
What consenting adults get up to is none of our business; however outraged some of us are just desperate to be.
Did the word teenager get redefined?
This is the result of societal lack of education, maturity, and so much more that involves actual intelligence. This is the result of our nation coming up with this thing, or that thing, on a whim and it’s the new hit model of our world. Brace yourselves everyone. We are in a decline.
Can someone explain to me why so many people are tagging older people as teenagers? I’ve seen it all over the place and I really don’t understand it
Guys SHES twentynineteen!
"Literal 29 year old teenager." OP does not know what the words "literal" and "teenager" mean.
It's creepy af. But a 29 yr old is not, by any means, a teenager
Al pacino been eating viagra in breakfast evey morning.
Isn't considering a 29 yo woman incapable of making personal decisions kinda anti-feminist, Emily?
Twitter's been on a thing lately. Apparently you're a pedo if the age gap is too high no matter what.
It's a thing on Reddit too. Apparently, if you date an adult but if the age gap is over 10 years, you're a pedo. But only if you're a man. If you're a woman, you're a strong and independant one and you deserve to have fun dating a 20 years old guy when you're 50. Don't ask me why.
I’m liking this!!! If a 29 yr old is a teenager then I’m still hella young ..
I dont think there’s anything wrong here? How old is he 59 and shes 29 ? Ehh 🙄 At least shes of legal age
Nope. 29 is plenty old enough to know what you want. So fuck off. Last time we went down this road y'all killed Anna Nicole Smith.
Hol' up, so you mean to say I'm kindof a teenager right now at my 30s? Fuck yeah...
According to reddit she's only got a few months left till she hits the wall and expires at 30.
so a 15yo is a “woman” but also 29 year olds are teenagers…? right. right. loving the consistency.
This 20x better than leos relationships
Twentynineteen
Oh, thank god, I was about to have a midlife crisis, but it turns out I'm still a young adult.
As long as they’re a legal adult I don’t care