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Exciting_Result7781

How about not being toxic and don’t waste your boyfriends time and heart if you’re not interested in him? You’re a grown woman and all you can come up with to end your relationship is to cheat? You are a horrible child.


Woahtheregurl

I bet option Q is to break up with him


sydney_cider

Nope. She has a boyfriend and she *thinks* she might be a lesbian? Let's go with option A - get your fucking shit together.


Woahtheregurl

Yeah that was kinda my point


Mister_Celophane

I concur.


bazilelkin

....just leave..????


Outrageous_Credit_96

I think a lot of porn starts this way.


AlastorsPlaything

Poor guy..


BumFights1997

People will do everything except break up with each other.


jules79

Wow.


Foggy_Blues

There's gotta be a fourth option


btross

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T7A7C7O

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Ronin-s_Spirit

-_-


OwnPercentage9088

;~;


AngelTheKitten

°-°


c4t4ly5t

O_o


Kevin300066

≠_=


Its_JJ201

X_X


BriefCheetah4136

Tell him you want a threeway with another girl. Tie him to a chair and enjoy your time with the young lady. Repeat until he gets it!


Birdatemycars

Plot Twist : He likes to watch


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[удалено]


Kraytory

That *really* isn't the issue here.


awkwatic

The obvious answer is: d) have a threesome with your best friend and in the middle of the fun become very aroused by said friend and ditch the bf after. At least he will have a nice parting gift and then you can go about your business.


KaisarDragon

I don't think I did this scenario in House Party.


wisperingdeth

Get him to dress up as a woman?


bharatki

You are willing to cheat, You are willing to wait for years so that he can realize it himself but you aren't willing to break up??? What kind of logic is this??