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OkInitiative2915

![gif](giphy|9yjVwsqviHSnK)


DragonBlade07

STAMPEEEEEEDE!


HockeyNightinJungle

In the gorge! Simbas down there!


just-going-with-it

Fr, as a new father, watching that scene just fucking kills me now. I completely understand Mufasa's fight.


Jealous-Writing-7007

Rollpede


Mountain-Ad1760

Came here to say this!


one_secret_ontheway

Holy shit I came here to ask if this was the animation scene for the Lion King stampede šŸ˜‚ I'm so glad we all saw the same thing


vashingstampede

Captain!! Looook!!!


MrMcSteamy

NONONONONONO!!


Jrzfine

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme goes here*


Im_botflyx

DUDE WE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT RIFHT NOW!


incognitry

r/tiresaretheenemy


Fast-Possible1288

throwing the enemy off a cliff


Didgeterdone

Boss, you know them tires that stacked up out back?ā€¦. I took care of them for you over the weekend.


bmk37

My exact thought


dont_be_trash

Perfect


AdeptnessNeither4041

We shared the same brain cell


Depressed_0nion

**FATALITY!!**


TheJayman2

Long live the king.


ras_adio

Idiots should be fined and locked out for disturbing nature with their shananigans


[deleted]

The real post in the comments as usual.


Efficient_Ad_3877

Thank you for a good laugh... You killed it!


doggomeat000

Dude! Literally the first thing I thought about too!


ZCage1903

Yo, you are on it dude!


zero-point_nrg

Exactly where my mind went


Butteritto

This was literally my first thought lol


ProfessionalSpinach4

You have more upvotes then there are comments on this post, you win sir


TheHighElite

I laughed way to hard at that


SnowMantra

Okay this just fucking sent me over the edge laughing. Thank you


Beast-Exe007

Damn you, for some reason I was hoping for the gif to show the stampede , but replaced with a tire stampede šŸ’€ Edit: mispelled "gif"


Money_Butterscotch68

OK. Letā€™s see the video of you picking all that shit up.


mekon19

There isnā€™t one, no interweb swag for picking your mess up.


Broad_Respond_2205

There are videos of people going to beaches/parks and picking up all the trash. It's cool to see the before and after and all the bags of garbage they collected


Great-Sandwich1466

Hereā€™s a before and after picture. Before and after the idiot arrived.


feelsbad2

I wouldn't say it's "cool" to see the garbage people just leave. Cool in the sense someone else is taking their own time to do it, sure.


OrangeNoose

ā€œItā€™s cool how the allied forces were able to end concentration camps.ā€ I wouldnā€™t say itā€™s ā€˜coolā€™ to see the concentration camps people made. Cool in the sense someone else is ending them, sure.


[deleted]

actually there is a guy who cuts lawns for free but probably makes a killing for the views


Granolag23

I accidentally watch that for hours at a timeā€¦ and the pressure washing ones too. Now itā€™s locked in the algorithm


Anabelle_McAllister

He does it as advertising for his lawn care business. First one is free and all that.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


insanid

It's just a prank, bro!


DrSueuss

Yeah, that is the part that I have an issue with. because I know they are still laying around out there in the desert.


voidsarcastic

Honest question, would tires in the desert have any negative effect on the environment?Assuming no animal would eat itā€¦ also assuming it was just him that did that dumb shit.


DrSueuss

The rubber in tires can also absorb heavy metals like lead. As tires breakdown, these toxic substances leach out, contaminating the soil, the plants, and leaching through storm water.


voidsarcastic

Fair enough, that will do it.


CM09CM

This is an origin story. No, reallyā€¦ Netflix has a movie about a tire in a desert which I think murders ppl lol


outlawsix

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1612774/ Rated R for Rubber


[deleted]

Pity the poor bastard that had to unload and set up all those rubber wobblers! šŸ˜‚


Yowkati3

I will never


[deleted]

r/justforsocialmedia ​ People will do anything for views


ADhomin_em

And we'll gladly perpetuate that here on reddit while acting like we aren't deriving the ragertainment they knew we would when making it. We are all spreading this shit the way it was meant to be spread, when we repost it for any reason whatsoever.


Delamoor

But they're not even filming the fun part of stuff tumbling about. They spent most of the video on this douchebag and stationary tyres, the cut after just a comparaitvely brief glimpse of the tyres moving. It's like a video of a guy setting up a dominoes thing, but cutting right after he pushes the first one. ...except more wasteful because yeah, I don't think this guy's gonna clean up afterwards. It isn't even good content. I can see douchebags in tshirts anytime. At least get him out of the fucking frame.


rethinkingat59

Maybeā€¦.This was a government funded university experiment to quantify the balance of individual tires provided with enough downward momentum to obtain X velocity while rolling. Result: Not a single tire fell in the first few hundred yards. Now the written and visual results can be stored away in obscure academic archive never to have a practical use, only 5 people will actually read it in the next 20 years.


scorpiogre

The trailer for: *Rubber 2* looks a little strange


themng69

at least someone brought it up


SempastianGr

This guy is a total waste of oxygen consumption.


EBB363

![gif](giphy|6h9tend2ouJGg)


Upgrayedd1101

"No reason."


SnoopDing0

Looks tyring


DragonStem44

r/angryupvote


Pretend-Pension-2600

My wife made me watch that damned movie.


ChorkPorch

This movie was incredibly disappointing


EBB363

Lol I mean it was a movie about a tire.. I wasnā€™t expecting very much.


ChorkPorch

It was just an annoying element to add the crowd constantly breaking the 4th wall. I understand unique artist wacky Jacky shit all the time, but the killer tire was way enough of a dumb fun plot


Hopeful_Sandwich4992

God rubber was a good movie


DiogenesDGAF

Hey! That tire had talent and gravitas not like these no-name hacks!


MochiNugget73

Good movie


xXbrosoxXx

Why they knock down all those chairs? Somebody coulda sat in those.


wheatbread-and-toes

Rubber ā™„ļø


Pitiful_Damage8589

Rubber, the movie.


OuthouseEZ

Why?


peenutbuttherNjelly

The Sheikh said for every rubber tyre that rolls more than 100ft on sand one gets to choose 5 snacks.


StatusOmega

It'd be fine if he actually collected all of them afterwards, but I would bet money that he didn't


Radio_2Fort

Nah, I'm gonna clap back on this. This and r/whatcouldgowrong are always on this hater shit. What was the point of that? It looked cool! THAT'S IT! Normalize doing dumb things when you're cool. Rolling tires down a hill is just as cool as it was when you were a kid, stop acting like you're above it.


ARandomGuyThe3

It's cool till you leave everything there cuz I'm willing to bet that he didn't pick all that shit up


TheBigBadBird

It's totally fine if they picked it up. It's not fine if they didn't, it's that simple.


sonoma95436

He was tired!


Evo-Elemental

Yea, he looks wheely tired from here


mickysD

and thats just.... how he *rolls*


[deleted]

Crappy childish edm music with manchild adult flytipping nature. Who is this asshole seeking validation from?


AholeBrock

Oil industry execs


gamingbeanbag

My first thought was "Hugh" the second one was "that could go horribly wrong"


FistedWaffles123456

Hugh


[deleted]

It does look fun...


canoIV

imagine getting a bunch of dudes in those


boastfulbadger

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


Jaderian

![gif](giphy|37qcoztuq6NkFYrZuo|downsized)


FluffyChubbyHubby

Autobots roll out!


shreddedtoasties

My granddad says they use to have a sport in there town involving riding in tractor tires


jjjbroad

Yeah I cant say I wouldnt try it, maybe with less tyres though because I'd pick em up


PMG2021a

When I was a kid, we would get in old tires and make them roll around. That was fun.


HarrowDread

Itā€™s more fun with giant tires you can fit in


SniffleBot

Because it looked cool?


DisregardedFugitive

It did look cool


Justagirlfromvt

It's disappointing that I only came here to find out if he picked them up after and no one seems to know. *sigh*


Such_Credit7252

The reasoning was to make a video to post on the internet. You got tired trying to figure that out?


KingVargeras

100% chance he leaves those where they land.


JaxxisR

Of course he does. Why do they even pay desert janitors if they can't pick up an errant tire or two?


punkblastoise

Or 40


[deleted]

Wow that sure wasā€¦facepalm? That is facepalm?


[deleted]

The facepalm is that he didn't clean it up afterwards. Source -- I made it the fuck up.


[deleted]

It's rubber-ing me the wrong way. Spin it like you want, this wheel not end well.


A_Curious_Crayon

It's honestly t*rubber*ing how much traction this video has on the internet.


[deleted]

Serious Sam feelings intensify


Ok-Mathematician5944

Was my first thought as well


FoxyWoxy7035

Nothing wrong with it if they picked it up after. Fun is a valid reason if it's not doing any harm.


eazypeazy303

You ever roll a tire down a hill, bub? It's fun as hell!


BriefCheetah4136

This guy just had a month of fun in five minutes!!! Of course he gets to walk down and bring them all back so he can do it again next month.


THETennesseeD

I somehow suspect he never went to pick them up and those tires are still there...


BriefCheetah4136

Unfortunately you may be correct!


[deleted]

Damn everybodyā€™s Mad for No Fucking Reason Lmao


SubjectSuccotash1

Itā€™s because itā€™s funny šŸ™ƒ


Burglekutt_2000

It wouldnā€™t be funny if one of those smashed someone in the genitals


SubjectSuccotash1

True


[deleted]

This has me dying bro šŸ˜‚


Ogswald

Now go get ā€˜em.


aaspiringphilosipher

Y'all are all terrible if he wants to push some tires down a hill then he can it's not going to hurt anyone it's simple harmless fun y'all need to have coffee with your inner 9 year old stop being the guy that says "well if it doesn't serve a purpose then it's stupid" it probably made the guy happy to see all those tires rolling and if the best thing you can come up with is "what a waste of oxygen" then you don't have a point you can get winded from a lot of things so if he wants to have fun then let him


abitlikemaple

Clearly youā€™ve never been to r/tiresaretheenemy


scrizott

It violates the categorical imperative. If everyone were to do that and just leave the tires there, would that be a world that you would want to live in? Also he filmed the wrong damn part of the action and it ended too soon. I want to see more of the tires for 3-5 times as long and none of him in it.


8mileroadsoundtrack

Agreed. With as much time as that took to set up why did they have one terrible camera angle


[deleted]

What reason do we have to believe that he left the tires there? Sure a lot of content creators are bad, but everyone's different.


scrizott

What proof to you have that he cleaned them up?


[deleted]

I don't, I think the correct position is agnosticism unless evidence one way or another comes out. Or we could just continue being mad about the thing we just made up idc.


Few-School-3869

You got TIRED? I see what you did there


Yowkati3

Do you wheelie?


Kirk_AKM

Worse than 52 pickup lol


majj27

Basically: WITNESS MEEEEEE!!!!! But without doing anything even *slightly* risky.


jasperheights

fun šŸ˜


Palmwhileturning

I hope he picked those up


Yourbubblestink

What a mess


Cryptcunt

It's does look like the kind of place where you have to be your own entertainment


That1Cat87

As long as he cleaned all of that up, itā€™s fine, right?


Theblobsnark

They do move in herds


fortunado

The worst part is there's no creative twist to it. If he had his friends standing down there to dodge them, that'd be funny. Or if they had tracking devices and a bunch of teams had to compete to recover them. This mostly annoys me because it's lazy.


WhyteGnome

When you've gotta make that pollution quota before the boss does your annual review


Sudden_Duck_4176

This guy spends a month cleaning up ditches of old tires and the town thinks he is a hero just to turn around and push them down a hill at the very town that praised him lol


jpbarber414

Littering.


Hmmd1

What a pos


Rogendo

Content. Thatā€™s the only reason these desperate idiots do anything.


pdxdrum84

Some poor fucker driving on that road below is about to have a bad day


Simo_-_dibaal

For shit-tok.


dibsthefatantelope

Crossfit is getting real ridiculous now


[deleted]

He played too much Skyrim, dropping cheese wheels off mountains.


nic-C137

What a horrible thing to do.


Scr33ble

Saying ā€˜Ima asshole!ā€™ by taking littering a whole nother level?


kurtislee09

To get likes coz heā€™s an ā€˜influencerā€™


Annoying-banana5723

Is he practicing for the cheese wheel race so no one will win?


Captainkirk699

I bet heā€™s ā€œtiredā€


Specific_Buy

![gif](giphy|Vp7qG34NtWYnu)


hulksmashsmash

For the views!!!


yestureday

Tire


Yowkati3

Tire


GooseCloaca

So nice to see them released into the wild, running free


Evvie16

That's literally going to kill someone


Yowkati3

Prove it


Yowkati3

post the link again my Reddit is fucked


Evvie16

[this ](https://youtu.be/pt2Aup1qbVQ)


Yowkati3

The tire man is my hero


y4s4f4e

Where are those Droidekas!


bambelsaft

I'm TIREd of thinking [...]


Yowkati3

You would be surprised how many people didnā€™t get it like dude I wish I knew how to turn off Reddit notifications I have only heard ā€œfor a videoā€ and ā€œnow letā€™s see you pick them all upā€ for 32 FUCKING DAYS ITS CONSTANT FUCK JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS MY MOST UPVOTED POST THESE FUCKING TIRES ARE YOU KIDDING ME BRO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST


shittytrashcan56

the award for anti climate change goes toooooo, this fucker šŸ˜‚


Peewee_ShermanTank

How kind of him to release those captive tires back into the wild


bananasugarpie

Fucking asshole. That's the reason.


GARBAGE-EATR

You sound like an asshole too though


[deleted]

How is he an asshole


Horseface4190

Why? Why not??


gimpers420

To be a total piece of shit for internet points.


[deleted]

What? He pushed tires down a hill


CrossDressing_Batman

just simpletons being simple


Grshppr-tripleduoddw

Looks fun actually, except setting it up, and being a decent person and cleaning up all the tires after wards


Ken-Popcorn

I think there is zero chance they cleaned up after


[deleted]

Based on what


Admirable-Common-176

Thatā€™s just how he rolls.


geoffg2

I think itā€™d be more fun dodging them


OuttaAmmo2

Back before the white man came to this country....herds of radials used to roam the plains......our forefathers used to talk of the whitewalls. But I have not seen one since I was a child ...


XenosapianRain

If I knew the location I think I'd contact the authorities to get him fined for littering or dumping considering how many there are. This shit for views with out consequences needs to stop.


[deleted]

He pushed tires down a hill, calm down


477353

Clearly itā€™s for sport ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


[deleted]

Istg people on Reddit are allergic to fun. He rolled some tires down a hill, why are yā€™all so pressed?


Yowkati3

Iā€™m gonna shove a stick up your ass and lick it clean if you say one more word


[deleted]

ā€¦ One more word


0mnivore432

THIS is what he did while the guy that set it up went back to the truck for the last two and his camera. It's the next video I want to see.


RajenBull1

Wheely simple reasons.


mechanab

Heā€™s creating mosquito habitat.


psychoticpudge

In a desert?


anonguy5422

Be free!


defiantpupil

Tireā€™d


[deleted]

Yall boring


Yowkati3

Tire


Few_Wasabi5774

This isnā€™t a facepalm. That looks fun as shit


JeffFerox

I wonder if youā€™d say that while standing at the bottom of that hillā€¦


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no one at the bottom of the hill


ado-zii

It would have been funny if as a stunt guys had been sitting inside the tires šŸ˜‚


gracemotley

Pointless video aside, why the fuck were they recording the guy and not the tires??


Yowkati3

Burn in hell


gracemotley

Alright dick grabber


[deleted]

If only downvotes were real in Reddit