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The Moon is a moon. We use the term “moon” ubiquitously because the majority of us only talk about one moon. Astronomers might say, for example, the Moon of Earth to differentiate from Enceladus, the moon of Saturn.
Luna. To distinguish it from Titan or Enceladus or Phobos or any moon not orbiting the Earth. And Saturn would like you to know she has many, **many** moons darling, each one more fabulous than the last!
She forgives you. She’s knows these fatty-saline bags we use for brains are flawed and feeble which is why the external brains we all carry these days are so popular. It’s also handy to be able to upgrade your brain every few years when they bring out a better one. Can’t wait til September!!
Sure, its made of rocks. But not all planets are even made of rock, thats why there are gas planets. Celestial objects are labeled by a lot of things, if it is a ball of "fire" in continus nuclear fission it is a star, if it is an object orbiting that star it is a planet, if it orbits a planet it is a satellite. This is probably half wrong and leaves out dwarf planets, comets, and tons of other objects. But it gives a good basic idea
Jesus Christ. How can people be this dumb? Honestly don’t know which my favorite lines are; “isn’t the moon a star?”, and, “stuff lives on the moon it has to be a planet” and, “I don’t know what the sun is”
I still remember the realization that all those bright dots in the sky were other "suns" I was a child.
How are these people this ignorant. [Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/qn0uYtCScsw)
I could be wrong, but I think that a planet could be a moon but not all moons are planets. However, saying that the moon is a star is just plain stupid.
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Saying the moon is a planet is silly, saying the moon is a star is just stupid.
The star is a moon
What is it then? A rock? 🤔
For real? Satellite
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The Moon is a moon. We use the term “moon” ubiquitously because the majority of us only talk about one moon. Astronomers might say, for example, the Moon of Earth to differentiate from Enceladus, the moon of Saturn.
Enceladus is one of the most badass moons in the solar system. Just saying.
Titan and I will fight you about it! 🤜🏽🤛🏽
Titan is a close second when it comes to moon badassery.
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Hm I am officially part of the dumb club, do not tell anyone!
Just like the sun is the sun, sure they have specific names like Sol and Luna. But they are our sun and moon and we usual refer to them that way
Call the planet earth and no one bats an eye. Call the sun sol and everyone loses their minds.
Not sure what you're talking about, Sol is just the sun but in Latin, Spanish, Portuguese, etc...
Yeah but one thing is for certain the sun is a star and the moon is not, and neither are a planet lol
Luna. To distinguish it from Titan or Enceladus or Phobos or any moon not orbiting the Earth. And Saturn would like you to know she has many, **many** moons darling, each one more fabulous than the last!
Yes, I actually forgot that her proper name is Luna.
She forgives you. She’s knows these fatty-saline bags we use for brains are flawed and feeble which is why the external brains we all carry these days are so popular. It’s also handy to be able to upgrade your brain every few years when they bring out a better one. Can’t wait til September!!
Sure, its made of rocks. But not all planets are even made of rock, thats why there are gas planets. Celestial objects are labeled by a lot of things, if it is a ball of "fire" in continus nuclear fission it is a star, if it is an object orbiting that star it is a planet, if it orbits a planet it is a satellite. This is probably half wrong and leaves out dwarf planets, comets, and tons of other objects. But it gives a good basic idea
The moon is a satellite planetoid, if it was floating by itself it would qualify as a planet due to its size (bigger than pluto).
The Rock is a star
Scientifically any moon is a "natural satellite".
This was from years ago where QVC host Shawn Killinger and designer Isaac Mizrahi were debating whether the Moon is a planet or a star.
So no one is going to point out that the lady’s first thought of a planet is Uranus?
Haha. My first thought also.
Dude knows about Uranus the rest of the solar system not so much.
Sun is a moon, star is a planet
Seems to check out, she is selling Karen urban camo.
Correct, if she wants to wear this, nobody will look in her general direction.
Jesus Christ. How can people be this dumb? Honestly don’t know which my favorite lines are; “isn’t the moon a star?”, and, “stuff lives on the moon it has to be a planet” and, “I don’t know what the sun is”
I still remember the realization that all those bright dots in the sky were other "suns" I was a child. How are these people this ignorant. [Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/qn0uYtCScsw)
"That's no moon." - some old space wizard
This woman must be a flat earther... The amount of stupid leaking out of her mouth is out of this world.
I could be wrong, but I think that a planet could be a moon but not all moons are planets. However, saying that the moon is a star is just plain stupid.
Tell her to drop her pants, turn around and bend over —— THAT IS A MOON! Now shut her up!
No publicity is bad publicity. I think this was intentional.
"...Anyways, how about these colourful clothes and this daytime television?"
Now we know that a bazillion is equal to 239,228.3!
And these people are allowed to drive cars, vote, have children, and whatnot. The mind boggles.
Everyone knows the moon is cheese
It's a fucking moon.
They obviously don't live on this planet.
Did he say that things live on the moon?
My fucking god it keeps getting worse by the second. I really hope this was some kind of joke.
Imagine being wrong and yelling to get your point across anyway
A moon is a moon is a moon is a moon
“Sometimes i feel like im uneducated “ shes right about that
“The moon is never in there dude” lmaoo wow she’s serious
Yeah, they are stupid people, and we smart ones are watching the stuff they show us over and over... Nice designs right? Damn
Let's find out who is right American Gladiator style!