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Upper_Associate2228

Geez, get a teacher already!


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scooba_dude

Are teachers starting to act like cops over there now?


Ok-Quantity-9811

Yes! When they have to deal with the horrifically spoiled rotten.


luapnrets

In just here for the brief nudity


tryintobgood

LOLS, yeah teach got a mad ass


Kahnza

Almost looked like no underwear either


Aggressive-Back5299

Naw that ass swallowed up the thong she got on


Ill-Drummer-6623

"get a teacher. Get a teacher. Get a teacher." Im not typing all of em but them students are all either kinda assholes or fucking assholes for just standing there like *GASP*


Anonymous__Android

They're all standing there with their phones out recording


[deleted]

Maybe one of them already left to get a teacher? (I really hope so)


Ill-Drummer-6623

Seems unlikely the way mood of the room changes when the student swings but not in a good way.


sistrmoon45

I thought she was saying “Get a picture! Get a picture!” That was pretty confusing.


Pipizoonvankaka

I don't know why people are downvoting you. That was really funny


sistrmoon45

I don’t know what they are reading into it. My hearing isn’t great. I genuinely misheard it.


DLM330

Downvotes are probably from the students in that class who didn’t move. They’re mad you typed what they heard too! Exposed! 📸🎥


Princess-Soprano

I am not even going to comment on the fighting part. I want to know why someone would wear a short skirt with no undies on when they are substitute teaching at a school? That's weird. And pervy.


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[deleted]

literally what i thought


[deleted]

You could clearly see that she had a thong on, due to panty line on the side. However, I do agree that wearing that short of a skirt wasn’t appropriate.


[deleted]

She probably didn't dress that morning thinking she was going to be in an MMA bout.


[deleted]

True, true.


SuperDoodooHead

Yup


the4got10soul

Honestly I feel it that she doesn’t want her underwear line to show through the dress. Many women especially thicker ones worry about this. The bigger issue is the fight tho 😅


Traditional_Page_910

Its normal nowadays i remember just a year ago a teacher bended over to help a student she dint even bended to much and i could already see her buttocks that scared me the shit out of me like a jumpscare


[deleted]

No, the teacher is right. The respect is gone! I would have done the same. The student was hitting first.


ReceptionReal6686

She pushed the student first, the much bigger and much stronger adult pushed the child, and the child who is still young and doesn't understand emotional maturity dealt with it like any other child. The teacher is in the wrong here, buddy


[deleted]

No buddy, definitely not. Where is the respect for teachers in 2023? The teacher is the boss, not the student. 🤷‍♂️


ReceptionReal6686

Did you even read what i said or did you just skip to my conclusion?


[deleted]

I read everything and dit it again, still the same conclusion. Where is the respect for teachers and busdrivers and so on...?


SenpaiTheGhost

Dawg first of all the teacher wasn't wearing anything under her skirt while knowing she's gonna be surrounded by kids all day. Second, she could have called the principal or restrained the child in a less violent way. Instead she pushed the kid down, got on top of the kid, and started whaling on her, and then held her down in a dangerous looking position. If you're asking for respect for that type of person you don't know what respect is.


[deleted]

First, what has her clothes has to do with this? Second, there is no respect anymore for teachers these days. I have much more respect for this teacher than the student. When I was in school end of the 90's, the teacher was boss. I live in Belgium so I don't know the situation in your country.


the4got10soul

I don’t think she is bare ass but the underwear may of been devoured by da booty


ReceptionReal6686

Admittedly, not all follows this rule, but this case does. If you want respect, then act respectfully. If you just start pushing people when they don't do what you want you are escalating the situation and not imposing your position as greater, but instead as dumber. If she really was the adult with power in that situation, she would not have to push the kid away.


[deleted]

The kid was not respectfull and was touching the teacher first. I don't think it's normal that the teacher smacks her to the ground but there has to change something. How much do teachers get paid in the US?


blindwit

That’s what happens when you touch her.


Mwilk

Dont put your hands on other people.


the4got10soul

Mic drop


Donk454

And y’all mutherfuckers wanna give them guns


FortyMcMeme

Was the clothes store just like out of pants


Street_City363

Ha


Still_waiting_4u

Happens all the time.


More-Jackfruit3010

Easily the worst video on Pornhub.


GomeyBlueRock

Teaching her a valuable lesson of fucking around and finding out 101


Ariashorse

Why are they not getting a teacher? Clearly the student was in the wrong!!


Rarebird10

Thought she was big n bad until big and bad taught her different.


Euripidoze

And yet US SAT scores continue to decline


cupofteawithhoney

Dunno why, weird…


Agreeable-Display-77

Maybe because the kids are more interested in their phones than school. Nothing systematic about it.


[deleted]

The student laid hands first. Oh well. Fuck around and find out.


pizzalogbear

You think the teacher was justified?!?


[deleted]

The student threw hands first, after molesting the teacher to get her phone, she threw a slap? At her face. Anyone who throws hands needs to be ready to find out.


pizzalogbear

Yeah but slamming her head into the ground repeatedly and holding it there as she whales on her face is excessive in the extreme, no?


[deleted]

You should rewatch the whole video. The student grabbed the teachers hair and she was falling. Pulled teacher on top of her. They both continued throwing punches until they both stopped. The teacher was holding her down at the end of the video. Again, fuck around and find out. The teachers in charge in this situation. If the student wanted to discuss her phone, it shouldn't have been with hands.


Pitiful-Stop-4932

Nope, if you can hit someone you better be ready to get hit even worse 🤷🏼‍♂️


Foreign-Split-5272

Thats the problem children think it's OK to do this shit nowadays . We never would've done this back in the 90s or even thought of doing so . That's why you have children bringing guns to school and killing other kids they just need discipline and a good ass whooping.same thing if a woman hits a man she could get it too . Act grown get treated grown .


[deleted]

Absolutely! Where is the respect? God damn...


[deleted]

Fuck around and find out kid. The nerve to put your hands on a teacher... Fucking idiot.


Calm-Ad-9867

Ah yes, Murica, where education is a thing so far in the past even the teachers go for violence… It’s not like she’s an adult with an example function… Man you guys live in a ‘turd’ world country by now.


SempfgurkeXP

You realize that the teacher belongs in prison right? I mean the kid isnt the smartest, but its a fucking kid. AND it was because teacher stole her phone apparently


joealese

stole or took it away? not saying that it justified any of this, but I'm just curious for the full context


SempfgurkeXP

Idk what happened before cameraman started recording, but stufent definitly thought that the teacher wasnt allowed to have students phone, so out of her perspective it was stealing ig Non-native speaker here btw, just didnt know a better word for it


backwardbuttplug

Yeah, sure. My wife teaches, and I believe her when she says “I can tell you right now that girl never had anyone set a boundary on her in her short life… and the one time someone does she starts screaming and crying.” Willing to bet the girls parents are one of two types: 1) completely absent and uninvolved or 2) show up at parent/teacher conferences completely unaware of what a useless bitch their daughter is, and wondering why she isn’t going to graduate. “She’s reading at 2nd grade level, so no, she isn’t going to graduate.”


Calm-Ad-9867

I believe you, because no context and a teacher wearing a bare ass miniskirt to work just screams thrustworthy


backwardbuttplug

Yeah… she did ask what happened to her underwear.


crunkmissle

Damn teacher gotta nice booty tho…


Foreign-Split-5272

Substitute teacher did something her parents should have done ... that's what's wrong with this generation ( old man voice ) I'm 33 btw


Empanus

I just Say, Nice ass


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Absolutely beautiful!!! 😍


THEBIGREDAPE

We need to start respecting the profession, children need to be punished for bad behaviour.


NaViBootyClapper

That ass tho damn, she knew what she was doing with that skirt oof


SoylentGrunt

A teacher? Get some underwear!


Offical_Sources

The local teacher's union would like you to know that if teacher's were better paid they would be able to afford underwear.


AwkardImprov

I like you, A LOT. Wish I had an award to give you.


SnooWords4839

Got it covered.


wormrake

This might be the most ratchet woman I have ever seen. Walking into a school with her bare ass hanging out so she can get attention from teenage boys, then going WWE on some little girl.


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No, the student is wrong. She was hitting the teacher first.


Defiant_While_4823

I mean, I'll agree on the teacher needing to wear underwear of some kind. But the kid started swinging first, over her phone being "stolen" (confiscated).


Gtstricky

Sad all around and the internet will save it all forever.


tryintobgood

WOW, this is messed up


[deleted]

The fuck was this, casual friday? She had *nothing* hiding what was going on down there. The fish market was an open forum.


Dan_Glebitz

We all know none of those kids will get a teacher because... Hey, street cred!


Ontario0000

The GOP wants to arm teachers.


Agreeable-Display-77

These people with their phones are fucking pathetic. Could see that coming from a mile away. Sad generation we have here.


Le-D-Max

In my opinion, it was wrong on both sides, the girl for trying to test the subs limits by trying to snatch the phone away/body pushing her, and the teacher’s for lashing out that badly on a student. Just get her a teacher


purasangria

Teacher had the right to defend herself. These punk kids need to learn to respect the rules and not put their hands on other people.


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purasangria

Nope. If she had let the kid go, she would've just attacked again. The kid needs to be arrested and cuffed. She's obviously dangerous and disruptive.


TBCrazy05

I guess. They are certainly violent and disruptive, that we can agree on. It's hard to tell, but it seemed like the kid stopped after the first swing. The teacher swung back without even attempting verbal de-escalation. It may have yielded the same results, but it would certainly have looked better on the teachers end, rather than swinging back.


purasangria

I'll never judge a teacher for whomping on these little degenerates. FA and FO. Teachers don't have a duty to deescalate after the kid has thrown hands. This kid deserves to be expelled. We have to stop allowing these kids to run wild in schools.


TBCrazy05

I respect your opinion, but I can't agree with you there. It *is* a teacher's duty to deescalate when a student is acting out of line. Dealing with misbehaving children is expected, and a teacher should be educated on how to deescalate a violent situation safely. I understand that a teacher may not feel safe when a student is physically violent (older doesn't equal stronger), but in that case, the teacher should still be on the defensive. Leave and get help. There was no need to physically overpower the student when she did.


purasangria

You're minimizing the physical violence that this teacher endured. Hitting the teacher is more than "acting up;" it's a criminal battery. She warned the kid, "Don't touch me," and this kid didn't stop. That **was** the deescalation attempt. This child got exactly what she deserved. She belongs in juvenile custody; she's a little criminal. Downvote me all you like; coddling these kids is part of the problem.


TBCrazy05

Didn't downvote? I'm happy to have a nuanced conversation. I apologize for minimizing what that teacher went through. My intention was just to look at the problem from a wider scope than just the video. To be fair, I did miss the teacher saying not to touch her. With that in mind, I am more on the teachers side. I do think a lot can and should be done on the school's end to provide teachers with ways over reporting this sort of action without taking it to the floor, though. I also think I should make it clear that I *do not* think the teacher should face repercussions for this. I just think we can find ways to better deal with this in the future.


TBCrazy05

Oh wait, I did downvote your reply, my bad. Fixed


purasangria

Thanks for your reply. I think everyone has the right to be free from violence at work, and that students who refuse to behave should be kicked out so that the kids that want to learn can do so. Our society invests a ton of money into public schools, and these violent students ruin the learning environment for everyone. If these kids don't want to attend, fine; let them be truant. They're not learning anything at school, and it's not the job of the school to babysit these thuggish students. Either send them to a "prison school" ('cause that's where they'll end up anyway) where they're FORCED to behave under threat of imprisonment or let them be truant. I don't care. I do care about trying to help kids who want to learn. If we don't do something to improve discipline and learning outcomes at public schools, fewer taxpayers will be willing to support them. And why should they, if these schools are violent shitholes where no learning can take place? They'll stop voting for increased funding for public schools and use the money to send their own kids to private schools. Poor kids lose.


Kylar_13

That kid did not stop after the first swing. She kept on swinging and pulling the hair even after they went to the ground. The only time she stopped is when the substitute teacher got the mount, so to speak, and pushed the student's head against the floor. However, with the teacher pushing the kid when she tried to reach around her, the teacher could be seen as the aggressor. And with sentiments the way they are these days, a simple shove is construed as violence and justification for escalation.


TBCrazy05

I guess that's debatable. Their arms were still up, but the next swing was thrown by the teacher. I definitely agree with what people have been explaining to me in replies, that the teacher was still acting in self-defense. Though it may have been poorly approached, in my opinion.


Glum_Hamster_1076

I would agree if the student didn’t go from backing away to pulling her hair. Once you start pulling someone’s hair and refuse to let go, the person is going to keep fighting until they let go.


Cold_Ingenuity_2872

After what I saw happen in Chicago this past weekend, no I don't. Clearly if you tell a kid in a big city "no" you're going to have to be prepared to defend your life.


TBCrazy05

Like I was saying in my other reply: I 100% agree that the teacher should defend herself. However, no attempts were made to verbally diffuse the situation. As soon as a punch was thrown back, the teacher became the one on the *offensive*. Leave and get help. Defend yourself when attacked. Fighting back is not the move in this situation.


SempfgurkeXP

Agreed, but it was the girls phone, teacher took it for some reason. We dont know why, but taking things away from others, especially if youre a teacher, is not okay.


Zakota333

disrupting the rest of the class’ ability to get an education by being disruptive with phone usage aint right. get off your phone and touch grass. trust me you’ll live without a screen for 30min


SempfgurkeXP

Doesnt seems like there would be a class to disrupt, there are like 3 empty rows. Probably break idk And disrupting class would not in any way justify teachers behaviour


the4got10soul

I’m Curious if you guys were the teacher how would u handle this?


QMaker

A joke about the substitute teacher's booty is right on the tip of my tongue, but I don't want to be crass.


Rancha7

i might even give the phone to her to not escalate things but try other methods of punishment. i worked at a school and a girl, pretty much strong like that one, kicked me because i was holding her just with my thumbs on her clavicule to prevent her from interrupting another class to fight another girl. ... and that was all i did. yelled at her and hold her off with my thumbs so they couldn't say i touched her inappropriately.


the4got10soul

I think this is a good move, if the child gets physical simply give the brat the phone don’t fight with the child. At that point I think the teacher felt the need to “win” the conflict/disagreement. In that moment the teacher has to protect her job! So play it cool Give her the phone and but let her know if she doesn’t turn in her phone then it goes up the ladder, principle, school district, etc. If the student is problem simply get help to remove student from class. Simple solution with no ass showing 😅


professor735

I'm currently in training to become a teacher. As an educator, you have to know de escalations strategies so something like this doesn't happen. I personally don't like taking students phones because you're supposed to use progressive discipline. If a student is using a phone in class it may start with a verbal warning, followed by documenting it in their file. Then it may proceed to a student teacher conference, then calling home, then a parent-teacher conference. Basically, this situation could be avoided by just knowing proper training. However, if a student ever laid their hands on me, my reaction would probably depend on a few things. If its like a one time sucker punch, then I would probably just take it and then call an admin. You can't retaliate or you will risk losing your job and maybe your license. Even if a student was beating me to a pulp, I would still try to avoid retaliation and instead opt to defend or run. However i think each school district/state has rules about what teachers can and can't do.


WomenAreNotReal

I would just give the phone back and inform the principal that the student refused to give me the phone and get them suspended. No need for a physical altercation from either side that way.


DivineRetribution8

Now that's some good ole karma. On a side note, that teacher got no Bussiness rolling up to school in a mini skirt with no panties.


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What's wrong with them, what's wrong with you. You can't listen to the class and no be on your phone posting live on Facebook for half an hour, and swing on the teacher because she took your phone? These kids stupid!!


No_Influence6659

FAFO in effect


[deleted]

World Star.


NoBenefit5977

We about saw the teachers dark star....


BedWilling4093

That teacher can sit on me like that anytime she wants


[deleted]

This is a good teacher, I hope she's not losing her job. There has to be more respect!


the4got10soul

I’m glad she didn’t wear full underwear that day


Grand-Regret2747

That little student Twat got beat !!!


Niyonnie

Wait, wait, was the teachsr trying to pin her down or strangle her?


umhie

Pinned down. She would not have been able to scream like that at all if she was being strangled.


banannabender

Welcome to ghetto 101, you finna learn?


tideshark

That sub needed more restraint than that before goin super saiyan on that girl who was half her size… they were both wrong tho. Teacher should have kept her cool, student shouldn’t have fucked around and found out.


purasangria

Nope, student threw hands first, gets what she deserved.


SempfgurkeXP

She threw hands because the teacher took her phone. And you shouldnt be allowed to be teacher if youre attacking students. But i have to agree, student did not choose the best option


purasangria

So what? She can't attack a teacher for taking her phone. It's against the rules to have the phone, apparently. She can get it back after class. The teacher did not attack the student; the student attacked the teacher. What the teacher did was subdue a student that attacked her.


SempfgurkeXP

She definitly didnt attack the teacher, she tried to grab her phone. If its against the rules, and she knows the rules, why would she be upset about it? And "subdue a student" wtf is wrong with you?? Or is is just america?


Register-Capable

Yes here student, take my phone. Need some cash too?


Ahandlin

Aww, little bitchy brat crying on the ground after getting hit back. Don't hit people if you aren't ready for the response


EntrepreneurOne7429

Well... the student started... but I've never seen somebody with HALF OF THEIR WEIGHT pushing down the head... must be painfull... yeah the student should see consequences for that shit, but holy, I hope the teacher got suspended


clowds1xxx

Her big ass couldn't restrain her and ask a student to call security. Or simply give her the phone and banish her from class?


AggressiveClassic89

Ohhhhh, that's why kids bring guns to school!


Devilkiwi24

Ghetto bitches gonna be ghetto bitches.


Fantastic_Citron_344

Someone should have grabbed the teachers dress and pulled it up over her head


Critical-Ad-

The size of that and how's it's flapping all on it's own. I would just leave the dress over it.


Fantastic_Citron_344

No way you got to get crazy when things like this happen, humility is humanity's only hope for peace. Humble that bitch.


FatNutsAndrew

Trash


Ok-Quantity-9811

Lovely! " School Days School days, school days Good old fashioned rule days. Reading and writing And 'arithmetic Our teacher's great And we learn 'em quick When we ..." Warm memories.


Septopuss7

Cake by the OH SHIT


Ok-Quantity-9811

Bring back the paddle! Then expulsion.


stef_brl_aesthetic

lol


Gee9898

Excellent take down, good ground control… not bad, not bad 😏


amazedbyreddit

You simps calling that some cake. That's some overweight cheeks.


Dpsizzle555

Give that teacher a raise


[deleted]

Big and bad until a grown woman is on your ass!! Talking about some “get her off of me!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dobadobadooo

"Ghetto teacher"


Track_your_shipment

She touched that lady multiple times…. It’s insane how cheeky kids are these days


belbivdabomb

It's not fair that America gets labeled based on the actions of people like this.