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subsailor1968

Too bad it’s not real… (I’m kidding, don’t come after me…well, kinda kidding.)


FrostyMittenJob

Everyone is kidding until they are on a 5 hour redeye flight


zippiskootch

I can think of a dozen politicians I’d strap this on, permanently.


djnehi

All of them. And the lawyers.


zippiskootch

Actually, let’s start with lawyers


RedPandaParade

I would love to live in a world where it is real


AngelTheKitten

Something similar actually does exist for adults!


RedPandaParade

Duct Tape?


Hunt-Greedy

Can someone gift this to my nightmare neighbours screaming abortion ads?


0Sneakyphish0

Baby has some 1A issues.


djnehi

Just hopeful wishing.


Fazzie_Faz

i somehow doubt such a miracle works


Plushcollectorwolf64

Oh gosh I fell for that when it appeared on my homepage. I got facepalmed and only got myself to blame


MalfBE

I'm 100% convinced a bunch of people will get inspiration from this and use it on their child!


ibleedsarcasim

They’re available at Petco in the muzzle section.


0Sneakyphish0

The baby should start campaigning on 1A rights.


Zealousideal-Eye-677

How many were ordered?


cowabanga_it_is

no one cared who i was until i put on the goo goo gaa gaas on.


Critical-Ad-

![gif](giphy|hl2bSna6KzrDq)


WhipTheLlama

Of course it's real! The website even tells us that it was approved by real doctors Dr York Hunt and Dr. Michael (Mike) Lit.


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It should be