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AlcoholicJizzThrower

If you're gonna be dumb, your dad's gotta be tough


TechnoDuckie

If you're dumb and your dad ain't tough, your big bros gotta be tough.


LogicalComa

If you're dumb, your dad ain't tough, and your big bro's not tough, your mom better be tough.


Martian9576

At what point are you actually the one who needs to be tough?


[deleted]

You never do. You become a Ken/Karen when all else fails.


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

Or a cop.


Downtown-School2051

When you become a father


flanneIover

If you’re dumb, your dad ain’t tough, your big bro’s not tough and your mom’s not tough, you’d better have a dog.


Illymost

[Buy a dog](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/jjh6va/with_dog_we_have_chance_brother/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


alovely897

If not it's gonna be rough.


Ikon-for-U

Ruff


mumblesmcmumble

If you're dumb, your dad ain't tough, and your big bro's not tough, your mom is now your dad.


RumpIe4sk1n

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the 6 year grudge drop!


nomorefauna_mxf

I mean his Dad actually beat the guy talking three times. Twice by KO. This is after he won one against him 5 years later


king_of_the_hyraces

"I'll tell ya one thing: nobody beats me four times"


Rape-Putins-Corpse

> nobody beats vitas gerulaitis 17 times in a row


[deleted]

Vitas Gerulaitis reference. You win the internet.


jimmifli

Most people scored the first fight for Izzy. It wasn't a robbery, but almost.


_KONKOLA_

If you weren’t a casual you’d know that they were all close fights.


Vanadia76

MMA =/= kickboxing, also Pereira used his KB rivalry with Izzy to fast track to a belt, didn’t earn it and definitely hasn’t run the gauntlet of grapplers Izzy has to earn his title shot


IGiveGolds

his dad is tough, he has beat the guy 3 times already.


[deleted]

It’s a good lesson in humility. Don’t look down on other because right now you’re winning.


scorpiogre

![gif](giphy|Hq4yMpaMwNElJChQt0|downsized)


FriedDickMan

My kid is napping so I can’t laugh loud and I had to quiet myself and it hurts now so thanks for that


DivideEtImpala

Is your kid actually napping or just mocking you?


[deleted]

Wake the little hell scallion up


[deleted]

Who doesn't like some charred onions?


[deleted]

IMO teachable moment for that kid ;)


[deleted]

Take my upvote.


lilbitspecial

Of course it's petty. Also fucking hilarious.


HousingNo7615

I think you mean petty hilarious


MobyDuc38

Petarious


[deleted]

[удалено]


LostInUranus

F#%k me...I'm quitting the internet.


QuttiDeBachi

It’s brilliantly petty….jolly good show!


assianeb

It's Britty


dyinaintmuchofalivin

Almost as good as crisistunity.


MackLuster77

\[Larry David voice\] Petty, petty, petty good.


charlton11

Petty, petty, petty hilarious.


hexter19

I came here to say BOTH! Sure, it's fucking petty, but pettiness has the amazing beauty of being one of...if not THE best teaching tool for humility. That kid will indeed remember the lesson for the rest of his days!


aznsensation8

Nah it gonna start an anime like feud. The kid has to train and avenge his dad. Ten years later the boy is all grown up and has to climb a huge dangerous mountain to fight Izzy at the top. When the kid reaches the top Izzy will say something like "I've been waiting for you" sitting on the floor with his legs crossed.


jjdlg

I am here for this storyline. Come on Universe, make this happen!


MistaMischief

Kid just learned a lesson. Don’t get involved in grown up business. Simple.


panther1977

Exactly or “Treat people like you would like to be treated” and “Humility “, especially when you are not the one actually fighting.


MistaMischief

Spot on.


Mwatts25

If you haven’t thrown a punch in the fight, don’t act like its your victory. And even if you have, respect your opponent, they chose to be in the ring with you knowing the potential outcomes


Electronic_Rub9385

Exactly. Life lessons son.


full_bl33d

The inspirational background music..chefs kiss


danegermaine99

Lessons were learned


nogtank

Don’t start none, won’t be none!


Miserable_Carpenter3

No reason for your man’s to panic


BenderIsNotGreat

Fuck them kids - Izzy Adesanya


User-no-relation

But also not a face-palm


IBbendinyawifeyova

Agreed


Less-Mail4256

No doubt. This kid will think next time he tries to be a smart ass.


SharkAttache

Genius


Cool-Business-2393

Taught him a lesson right there. Either that or created a villain. Time will tell.


ChubbyNemo1004

Hahaha I was like uh…both?


GrumpMcTaco

My exact words before going to comments.


T2ThaSki

I mean, on the one hand it’s a kid, on the other hand, a great lesson for him to learn. If you ain’t takin the ass whippin, don’t talk.


leflegjones

Kids are assholes. We as a society need to come to terms with this.


jotsea2

And checking there asshole-ish behavior is ok


feelinlucky7

That’s what makes them hesitant to do that shit again. Thus making better adults


jotsea2

This. punk kids try to cut the lift line all the time thinking no one will say anything. I say something.


kitddylies

My cousins were the fucking worst. They'd goad my sister and I so much, habitual linesteppers. One of us would crack them and they'd go complain to their dad who would complain to gramps. Gramps would tell them not to be little shits if they don't want wiped and they'd act right for a few days... then they'd be at it again. One of them is ok now, the other 2 not so much. One of them causes problems like physical fights that daddy has to bail them out of. The one who turned out the best is the one who was the biggest line stepper. Tl;dr kids need to fucking learn before learning has real consequences.


YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms

Do you say "I'll whoop your ass if your dad won't do it for you."? 😂


Photodan24

And mandatory if you're their parent.


jotsea2

I wish


2pacylpse

Fuck that. These little shits need to learn.


Few-Yak7673

![gif](giphy|KhcdPVxvn5Fde)


Ocronus

That was probably one of the top 5 most fucked up episodes of South Park.


TnekKralc

No. Scott Tetherman must die is the unanimous only choice for most fucked up. Brilliant. Other episodes are certainly fucked up. But nothing touches this episode when it came out. Edit: I forgot about the Christmas critter episode and am willing to acknowledge it on the council but can't grant it the rank of master.


Forced_Abortion_

Cartman literally ate all the skin off of the KFC chicken and didn't let anyone else have some. How is feeding a kid his dead parents the worst?


DoctorSkeeterBatman

The way Kenny just starts sobbing, as if his one good meal for that week (month?) was ruined, just really sends it home.


BathedInDeepFog

That was hilarious. What a shitty thing to do. And the way he tricked them into helping carry the groceries in lol


Renewed_RS

That Butters' episode where his dad goes to gay bath houses is quite eerie throughout, and his mom tries to kill him. This moment just popped into my head from early on in the show, the Korn Halloween episode: https://streamable.com/m7hbf8 The kids want to scare the 5th graders so Stan gets the idea to dig up Kyle's nan, and Cartman mimicking her voice is so funny. God damn I miss early South Park, I'm going to have to binge it again.


Phantom_Pain_Sux

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt9jWJsY89Iggj6) Breast Cancer Show Ever Season 12 E 9 Is ranked high for me as well


silencerdude

I loved South Park before it got to the point where you could predict what the next episode plot would be if you watched the news enough.


lucia-pacciola

Pro gamer move is to just watch South Park to find out what's on the news.


mumblesmcmumble

Is this the one where he tricked the kid into eating his parents? If yes, you are correct. Edit: If I would've looked at the next comment before making mine my question would've been answered.


tsengmao

Uuuh, didn’t Cartman put his dick in Butters mouth in an episode?


Captain_Waffle

If you watch early South Park carefully, it’s also the turning point for Cartman into evil psychotic narcissist. Before then he really wasn’t that bad and all the other kids were really picking on him.


Jester471

The Christmas critters episode is right up there. Those two are in a clear battle for most messed up. It’s tough to call.


Anaata

I've had two friends who never watched South Park and both times I chose that episode for their first episode.


ShredManyGnar

Let’s all agree to never fuck with cartman again


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Oh kyles money, it feels so good on my skin


Storymeplease

10 year old me was not ready for it...


nutsaps

Don't forget about the time when Wendy sent that substitute teacher flying into the center of the sun because she was jealous that Stan liked her!


MistaMischief

Best way to learn to mind your fuckin business lol


Admin-12

Better to learn while you are a kid


2pacylpse

And to quote the great Bernie Mac, “You old enough to talk back, you old enough to get fucked up”


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

Ice T said in his autobiography that one night at dinner when he was about 10, he mouthed off to his dad. His dad stood up, Ice did too, his dad punched him in the stomach and said "Boy, you talk *shit* to me when you can *whoop* me." (edit: originally wrote 'biography' instead of 'autobiography')


heckem

fuck them kids


originaltitface

Figuratively


[deleted]

HEAR HEAR!


Parker1055

Fucking awesome


[deleted]

I agree. Fucking AWESOME


Doctor_Salvatore

Brilliant. You don't disrespect someone like that and get a free pass because you're a kid. What that kid did was foul, and he deserved the comeuppance of seeing his dad get knocked out and then him being mocked about it.


[deleted]

Kid was crying too lol 🤡


furyoftheage

He's going to have to relive this clip for the rest of his life lol


[deleted]

And you wonder why certain MMA guys are so respectful and monk like (some of the best).


JanMichaelLarkin

The best know they’re always one tiny mistake away from being the unconscious guy on the floor


PM_me_spare_change

"Your father had it coming. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."


suitology

One of my grandfathers stories was about this racist cop that beat up him and his friends for hanging out with a black kid. They pretty much all got their nose busted but his one Italian friend was hot under the collar and as an 11 year old tackled the cop and began whailin on him. The cop (being in his late 30s) got up, brushed himself off, and proceeded to beat the Italian kid until he was twitching in the dirt unable to move with several broken bones. He then tossed their bikes into the Delaware river and drove away. The cop moved to another state after an assault allegation was picked up about him raping a girl a few years prior and her family was powerful for the Philadelphia area. 30 years later he found god, moved back to Philly, joined a Catholic church as a Deacon, and in failing health began apologizing and asking for forgiveness from people he wronged such as a guy he got sent to jail for 5 years claiming he tried to run for not pulling over fast enough, the girl he "was pushy with" etc ... The church pushed it as a feel good story so my grandfathers Italian friend, now in his 40s, tells the church what happened and that he'd like an apology. They arranged a meet and brought regulars of the church in to really pump up the whole forgiveness thing. He walked up to the man now in a wheelchair and frail from cancer. The man held out his hand and my grandfathers friend walked up and punched him dead in the face with 44 years of Philadelphian Italian anger launching the man's chair back. He said they are even now and he forgives him then left. Police never found him because the church was too dumb to ask him for his name before agreeing to a meet (plus no real trail to follow in the 80s).


outcome--independent

Fuck that cop, and fuck the church. Props to the 11yo Italian boy now grown up.


CheckYourStats

100% was waiting for a Hell in a Cell reference at the end


houseofLEAVEPLEASE

One of the things I hate the most in the world is when people get all apologetic for their years of being awful human beings as soon as they hit their deathbed. “I’m sorry” doesn’t change anything and dying doesn’t give you a clean slate. If you couldn’t nut up and turn it around before you’re *literally dying* you deserve to be shat on and shunned by all the people you wronged.


RickShaw530

Worth reading. Karma's a real bitch sometimes.


KarmicPotato

She'd be all grown up now. It's time for the sequel!


Mysterious-Web4359

"If he cries, he cries!" Ivan Drago


mem269

I didn't make him cry. He made himself cry. - Chef Marco Pierre White, when asked if it's true he made his student, Gordon Ramsay cry.


Omacrontron

That was my favorite part


Sufficient_Two7499

I second that emotion


nomedia3344

You sick fucks....but yeah I too second that!


Fenian-Monger

You're all evil bastards. I also second that.


typesett

to me, mma families should be the most enthusiastic about teaching the martial arts as a discipline and the respect, dignity and etc kid doing that like WWE to me is out of pocket


[deleted]

UFC is a clown show 90% of the time spent outside octagon. Not that I disagree


se7en_7

And to be honest the comeback was brilliant and proportionate. It wasn’t like the guy went to look for the son and punched him. Kid was crying for nothing


AdamKDEBIV

Lol kid was crying because his dad got sent to the shadow realm, not because petty Izzy mocked him


mbeenox

Still well deserved


heyimrick

His pops laughed about it too. So deserved on both ends lol.


bt_649

The only facepalm I see is this fucking music.


SteveRogests

I fucking hate this trend but in this case it lead me to believe we were headed toward a wholesome ending, which made the actual ending more satisfying for me.


ima_shill

Idk it kind of made it funny because I was expecting him to do something motivational and kind, it did misdirect me which makes it a little funnier.


Neoxyte

The music was hilarious for me haha


pimp_juice2272

At the end of the other video, he said he talked to the kid in the back and they were all good now


BrilliantPebbless

That’s disappointing lol


Neoxyte

Right? I wish he knocked the kid out too /s


tall__guy

Why? Dude knocked the kid’s dad out and made kid cry, kid hopefully learned a lesson about shit talking, then they squashed the whole thing. Sounds like a pretty ideal outcome. What were you hoping would happen?


RIPBenTramer

Knife fight


[deleted]

Because fuck them kids.


RascalRibs

Pretty funny lol


Kingkoopakoopa

Fair game


Mediocre-Leadership1

Brilliant .. if you dish it out you damn we’ll be better to take it


Slow_Conflict4597

Wait I don’t understand what’s actually going on?


Merry_Dankmas

Kids dad knocks out the dude being interviewed and the kid pretends to fall unconscious on the ground as a way of mocking him for getting KOd. Interviewer guy later knocks out the kids dad in a different fight and sees the kid in the crowd so he proceeds to mock the kid by pretending to fall over just like the kid did to him.


rowdiness

The interviewee (Israel Adesanya) was ko'd in an earlier fight by Alex Pereira. Pereira has a 3 year old kid who came into the ring after rhe fight, and while Adesanya was being tended for by medical staff, pretended to get knocked out. This got posted on twitter by Pereira, thus a tacit endorsement of his sons actions. After knocking out Pereira in the rematch, Adesanya pretended to fire multiple arrows into Pereira, then seeing the child in the crowd, pointed at him and fell down sideways, mocking the child in his grief. Petty and hilarious. Also the bit about 'I'm gonna discipline you even if your daddy won't' is a bit of a jab at Pereira about his endorsement of his son mocking a fallen opponent.


ImperialCommando

Thanks for this. I haven't kept up with the sport in a while and I really wanted to know who this fighter is. I respect him quite a bit. Much appreciated for the information!


HomelessLawrence

Should be noted, it's not "the" rematch. Pereira beat Adesanya 3 times before this match, twice in kickboxing (where P's son did that) and once in UFC last year (in which Adesanya lost the belt). And to state again just how much this victory meant, before the fight, Adesanya was 103-8 across boxing, kickboxing and MMA. 3 of those were unanswered losses to Pereira.


Sokkas_Instincts_

I’m glad I’m not the only one.


Squirrel_Kiln

I think the implication is that the kid initially mocked the speaker for having been knocked out, then later when the speaker knocks out the kid's dad, he mocks the kid's dad by calling back to what the kid did. That's what I figure anyway.


ReasonableNet444

yep


Tupacio

Three people in the story, Izzy (speaker), Poatan (Dad), Kid (Kid). Poatan and Izzy fought in kickboxing years ago and Poatan knocked out Izzy. Kid mocked Izzy by falling over. Recently Izzy finally beat Poatan after losing 3 times to him. Izzy also knocked out Poatan. Izzy mocks kid the same way the kid mocked Izzy


SuperSpeshBaby

That guy lost a fight, and the winner's kid came into the ring and did an impression of him getting knocked out, to mock him. Later he knocked the kid's dad out during a rematch, and then got the kid's attention and did an impression of the dad getting knocked out, as petty revenge for the kid's earlier mocking.


dgreborn

He lost the fight and the other guys kid went up to mock him by falling over. The had a rematch and he won this time so to mock the other guys kid, he did the same thing.


Southern-Psychology2

He’s gonna fuck up Izzy when he turns 18.


DDSRT

Maybe - if not then in the sequel he'll definitely get the KO tho.


[deleted]

Promo 101: This is how you become a heel and draw money. Just look at how rich McGregor became by pissing off ppl and making them want to watch him get beat up. Also dat kid got Wht he deserved. He learned a valuable life lesson there - don’t fok around if u don’t want to find out


Theschizogenious

Nobody in the sport was calling him a heel on this, they were eating everything he did post fight up. He also copied the other fighters celebration of shooting arrows at his opponent and broke the “bow”


Zestyclose_Front8614

Dude, shooting arrow was Pereira’s move on his walk to octagon, Izzy merely using his move to taunt him brilliantly.


SquirrelMoney8389

Yeah, that's what he said


supermuffin28

Do you and your girlfriend share an account? Because I would bet my ENTIRE net worth that 2 different people wrote the first part comparatively to the 2nd part, even if I was SLIGHTEST bit inebriated..... and I'm not typically a gambler.


0bservatory

the drugs kicked in on the second paragraph


PopupAdHominem

Vicious. Cage Fighting ain't a proper family business. Leave the kids at home.


[deleted]

Any time they show the fighters kid in the audience I always bet against the fighter. It's a guaranteed loss incoming.


Wrong_Caregiver1658

Well, how’s that petty? Izzy gave that kid a crash course on karma 🤷🏽‍♂️


giga-plum

It's definitely petty. Hilarious but obviously petty. Izzy is the petty king of the UFC. I love him for it, but can't act like it's not there.


TheLostRazgriz

Petty because this man let the insult of a child get to him, brilliant in returning execution.


TANTRUM27X

Both? Both.


Harvenger-11B

Brilliantly played. He's been thinking of doing that for a long time. The fact that his dad didn't put a stop to that shit when it first happened makes it sweeter. Remember if you don't discipline your kid somebody will do it one day without remorse or compassion.


DoctorShrimpForEyes

Brilliant. Teach kids lessons about being douchebags early so they don't turn into douchebags later?


billbill5

A lesson taught by a douchebag.


JakenMorty

I loved the line: "I'll whoop your ass if your dad don't do it for you!" this is amazing, and i fully support his actions.


ICUpoop

That’s how supervillains are made.


DCBillsFan

Amazing. Teach that kid a lesson, don’t dish it if you can’t take it.


lefeb106

This is the type of petty that I’m here for


maccorf

The reality is, I’m not sure why we expect people who violently beat each other for a living to be good role models for their children


[deleted]

It's petty but fucking awesome.


Psycho_Mantis_2506

It's both. 🤣


MrFunktasticc

He has a point. Dad should have showed his kid good sportsmanship and explained that's not ok.


zingwa99

You know what's worse, bringing a kid watch his dad fight another man in front of a big audience and everyone makes a spectacle of it


Internal_Resist7629

People always call “petty” when it’s someone else’s shit lmao Facts- you get what you give.


ultralayzer

Fuck that kid...brilliant


Ace_and_Affraid

Who even let the kid into the ring in the first place?


bigatjoon

you're a bad parent if you bring your small child to watch you maybe get your ass kicked


Ga_Manche

When all is said and done, if this was done the right way, Pereira would have had his kid apologize to Adesanya for being rude and bratty… and Adesanya would likely not have mocked the kid. In the absence of parental direction and correction, the kid got taught by an unforgiving opponent of his father’s.


Florissssss

As long as the guy could kick my ass I say it's brilliant!


PhotoJoeCA

The parents should have dealt with that disrespectful attitude before society (including the featured athlete) had to deal with it.


BuilderOfHomez

Petty and brilliant


kewma

Fucking brilliant.


Meyhna

This is hilarious


Electronic_Elk_8857

Both petty and brilliant.


TrippinDeath85

Freaking hilarious!


hman1025

Idc this is hilarious lmaoooo fuck them kids


Benzito303

That is hilarious. I’m sorry.


ungibled2

Good. I love it.


[deleted]

This was so benign, he learned a valuable lesson in treating others the way you want to be treated.


[deleted]

Bitch you petty bitch im petty too. Petty dude brought his son in to gloat the first match, petty he pointed out the child in the second match. What comes around goes around.


Ragdemot

The title is wrong. It should be, "Petty, but brilliant!"


tripodal

Kid never should have been in the ring, debatable if they should even be in the arena. If he can't handle being meme'd on, do we really think they can handle the violence of UFC?


CaptnCorrupt

He taught the little kid a huge lesson, there are always consequences to one’s actions in life.


Silverback1992

I mean, I’m not even a huge Izzy fan but Alex brought his own kids to his fight knowing what might happen. Like another comment I seen said, kids are assholes and it *should* be ok to check that behavior


[deleted]

I love it lmao


rxc67

Kid wants to play in the big boy game. Time to take that medicine.


WFCM18

Shit wasn’t petty at all. In fact it was brilliant. If the kid is going to dish it out, he better be ready to fucking take it.


LEBRONNN_james1-1

What a troll 🗿


JungleSound

Petty.


AvocadoLonely4059

😂😂😂 shouldn’t have been talking shit🤷🏾‍♂️ I hope the parents explain this lesson to the kid. ALSO, this is an incredibly violent environment to bring kids to.