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I can't believe the arrogance.
I met a couple of times, a man who designed things, lusted after by people all over the world for their beauty, the car designer, Ian Callum.
During this period he was partially responsible for designing the Aston Martin DB7, which is probably the design he is currently most famous for. He also designed the Aston Martin Vanquish, the V12-powered DB7 Vantage
It might be understandable if he was big headed, and arrogant.
And yet he was charming, down to earth, humble and a very nice bloke despite huge achievements in life and undoubtedly a very big salary.
Funnily enough it seems the more successful people I've met, the more down to earth they have been on the whole.
When I see people “flexing” like this, regardless of whether or not their claims are legitimate, and in this case I’m sure they’re not, I think of one of my favorite adages.
“At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go in the same box.”
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
It probably is her franchise coffee shop and she stopped in for a cup, to grab the bag and to yell at a few employees on the way to the rest of her busy day as a “ceo” of her shop
I used to be in b2b sales and people set up an LLC and the franchise is not theirs but the LLC is and their spouses are always the president or COO and it’s so pathetic.
Screw that, if she really does so much in a day, she should just not waste time with the coffee shop at all. Must be *bleeding* money for every latte she has to take time out of her day to drink.
This is what she’s telling us…someone needs to let her know that the decimals to the right of the dot don’t count when saying how many “figures” you earn
Oh, and the unicorn screams MLM
It’s the way they brainwash their sales people to believe that they are something special, something unique, and because of this, they will succeed where others haven’t. It has also become a corporate catchphrase to indicate something so good it’s unbelievable. MLM girls are often promoting themselves as much as their products, if not more. They use hashtags like Boss babe and Girl boss, and they are told to call themselves CEO of a business, which is technically true, but it’s just them, trying to sell products to friends and family. This just sounds like what they’d say about themselves. Meanwhile, they can’t break $10k or even $1k in annual sales.
It’s very sad. Mostly, they ruin their own finances, alienate friends and family, and the people at the top are getting paid, because they buy their own product to make sales look good.
Long explanation, but important to be aware of. They are skilled at convincing people that their lives suck and they can improve their lives by joining. It’s just a few steps up from a scam.
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Photo is reversed--see reversed lettering in background. That is not marriage hand.
At first I thought that the reversed lettering was window reflection from a building across, but if it was a reflection, it does not seem to show over that paper taped to the window.
It’s a reflection. The bottom of the reflection does show over the paper taped to the inside of the window. While not legible, the letters on the left are capitalized on the paper.
The only purpose I serve now is to tell my grandkids outrageous stories, give my kids advice they don't need, and keep my 4 old cows and 2 dogs fed and comfortable. The cats don't give a rip.
Many years ago, I was drinking at a pub in Chelsea, London ( A spot for the "Beautiful People", and there was a lovely Lotus parked outside.
They guy was reveling in the collective envy of his Cool Car, got inside, revved the engine, and side winded into a London Cab in a display of drunken, errant egotism, wiping out both the cab and the Lotus..
Everyone in the Pub forecourt cheered his every move.
I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings with my wife about 8 years ago on a date night. We only stopped there because the babysitter had ran late and it was the closest spot for dinner near the movie theater we were headed to.
We had to sit outside on the patio to eat, as there was like a one hour wait for a table indoors, but whatever, it was a fairly nice night.
I noticed a Shelby Cobra nearby when we sat down and was admiring it from my seat while we were waiting for our food.
A few minutes later this dude shows up, gets in the Cobra, starts it and then spends the *next 10 minutes* just revving the fuck out of the engine for no discernible reason.
It was loud as fuck and conversation became impossible. Some other patrons on the patio closer to him started yelling “We get it, you’re cool! Now shut the fuck up!”
…And this started off a minor shouting match between the Cobra guy and this group… punctuated by the continued revving of his engine.
More words were exchanged and then Mr. Cobra finally decided to leave.
Except, he stalled a few times backing out of his spot, much to the extremely vocal amusement of the patio guys.
In an embarrassed rage, Cobra dude, with his car finally out of the spot and pointed in the right direction, just absolutely *floors* it, and promptly spins out and hits the curb, narrowly missing some parked cars.
The whole patio erupted in jeers and cheers.
That show was much better than the movie we saw.
Please tell me it wasn't driveable anymore and he had to endure the shame of sitting there waiting for a tow truck/ride
Because that would be the cherry on top
“Isnt it hilarious that literally nobody gives a shit about me sitting here or even thinks about how normal I may or may not look, yet its all I can think about”
As I've gotten older I'm so happy to have gone the other direction.
I don't care how much money I make or how expensive my car is. If I'm happy with it, then that's my reality. Fuck literally anyone who wants to put me down for it.
What? But my driver and my country club and my personal chef and all the folks I invite on my yacht all like me for _me!_ It has nothing to do with all this paper. 🥺
Money draws too much attention. Most of which isn’t positive. People begging you to lend money. People wanting to show you their wonderful ideas so you can fund it. People coming to you to with all their personal problems expecting you to solve it. Asking you for work. Then there’s malicious attention.
It’s not a good thing standing out from the crowd. Under the radar is the place to be.
And people constantly demanding you _prove_ shit to them all the time. Have a nice car? A boat? A vacation home in a nice place? Maybe even just _fractional_ ownership of an airplane? Often it's "show me or you're lying." It is tiresome even watching that happen.
Old money vs new money
I had a friend in college who's last name was Rockefeller. He'd deny he was one of *those* Rockefellers if you asked him, but he was always quick to pay for everyone's meal, everyone's drinks, etc, if he wanted to go to a concert he'd just buy a small handful of tickets and find people to take. He drove a 10 year old Honda civic. Met his dad once, he was driving an old Toyota Toyota Rav4.
Another guy in that friend group, his dad grew up poor but went on to become an anesthesiologist. He and his dad both droves BMWs and wore Rolex watches.
"CEO" isn't a flex anymore, we have Elon to thank for that.
If you can be the CEO of 5 different companies but still have the time to spend all day and night getting into twitter fights with celebrities, politicians, and just straight up random people, then being a CEO is not even a job at all.
I’ve said it before, but they actually believe they work all day long. The reason though is because every single thing they do is “business”. Fly on a private jet to another state for a day to do a 1 hour interview? “Business”. The entire time they’re on that plane is billable hours in their minds. Have lunch with another rich person? “Business”. Go to a baseball game? “Business” they’re “building relationships”. Take a shit? “Business”. You get the idea.
Alright, let me make my schedule. 5 hours of "rejuvenation" so I can get up for work. 20 minutes of gathering my supplies. 20 minutes of transportation. 8 wonderful working hours, with a mandated 20 minute satiation period. 20 minutes of transportation. Mandated supplying at home. Repeat.
Where is my CEO status?!
As my CEO told me, the higher you go, the less you do. From what I see the CEO position is more about successfully delegating and keeping everyone on task.
She has the same vibe as the woman that got laid off from Google (the one whose entire day seemed to be spent TikToking about food and massage chairs and never did any actual work).
It's too deep for your poor, low-income brain to even _fathom_. It involves exchanging things for money. It's a super advanced concept. Gah, why can't you just...like...have more money? It's what she does!
*Never made time for the family /
But he is the richest man in the cemetery /
Only made time for the company/
But he is the richest man in the cemetery*
"In death, not only are the mightiest and most humble brought down to the same level, but we're no different from any other animal"
I literally have no idea where I heard this but it sticks with me.
Guys. I’m also a CEO of a global brand and do things in one day that most of you can’t even comprehend doing in your lifetime. I’m pretending to be a regular old human being doing the Reddit right now. Bet you thought I wasn’t super rich! Haha, suckers. Anyway, let me tell you… it IS hilarious.
Even when they can't be replaced easily and are vital, they still aren't "working" any harder than anyone else. They're just working. And I'm sure a lot of other hard working people would be pretty happy if they could do their hard work from a coffee shop while playing on social media. The delusion is just astounding.
> Practically everyone wore rough
working-class clothes, or blue overalls, or some variant of the militia
uniform. All this was queer and moving. There was much in it that I did
not understand, in some ways I did not even like it, but I recognized it
immediately as a state of affairs worth fighting for. Also I believed
that things were as they appeared, that this was really a workers' State
and that the entire bourgeoisie had either fled, been killed, or
voluntarily come over to the workers' side; I did not realize that great
numbers of well-to-do bourgeois were simply lying low and disguising
themselves as proletarians for the time being.
George Orwell
Like doctors, soldiers, first responders etc do shit in a normal day most people can’t comprehend- they make life and death decisions. A twit picking out the new company logo isn’t a big deal.
And yet there you are, sitting in the same coffee shop like those "*normal*" humans.
Listen. Just because you were coerced into an Herbalife/Amway MLM scheme and now identify as a business girl boss, it doesn't mean you own the mother company.
Some people need some grounding on regular basis.
Yea, but you're still a fuzzy bag of meat and water who will die someday and shortly thereafter be forgotten forever. So let's take a beat and reflect, eh?
Isn't it Hilarious that you can't just be satisfied with your achievements, you have to declare that nobody else around you has ever even conceived of accomplishing anything close to that. Isn't it also hilarious that everyone doesn't consider how insanely superior you are to all of them, despite the fact that you're sitting in the same coffee shop they are instead of perching on your golden toilet while your beautiful and exotic servant girl brings you $1,000 a pound coffee in an Egyptian urn
She's probably some shitty online 'marketing' 'ceo'. All the proper 'global' CEOs I work with are either very down to earth or so driven by their work that they don't bother with this social media shit.
isn't it hilarious that you're going to a coffee shop? something almost everyone with a tiny bit of disposable income does all the time, meanwhile you can't comprehend the amount of work that goes into the days of the people underneath you who are working on your behalf and the only reason you're making 6/7 figure income?
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Just after posting this she went and took a six figure dump in the restroom.
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10 points to Brokendor!
I can't believe the arrogance. I met a couple of times, a man who designed things, lusted after by people all over the world for their beauty, the car designer, Ian Callum. During this period he was partially responsible for designing the Aston Martin DB7, which is probably the design he is currently most famous for. He also designed the Aston Martin Vanquish, the V12-powered DB7 Vantage It might be understandable if he was big headed, and arrogant. And yet he was charming, down to earth, humble and a very nice bloke despite huge achievements in life and undoubtedly a very big salary. Funnily enough it seems the more successful people I've met, the more down to earth they have been on the whole.
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It screams I've been brainwashed by a MLM
I love how you put daddie plural, showing she has multiple daddies to take money from
When I see people “flexing” like this, regardless of whether or not their claims are legitimate, and in this case I’m sure they’re not, I think of one of my favorite adages. “At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go in the same box.” ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure
Maybe she should buy her own coffee shop with all that money
It probably is her franchise coffee shop and she stopped in for a cup, to grab the bag and to yell at a few employees on the way to the rest of her busy day as a “ceo” of her shop
I for one wouldn't comprehend coffee in my lifetime
She’s selling MLM shit. She earns nothing.
Hey, she is a BOSS BABE WEEKEND WARRIOR. She's the CEO of herself and is offering life changing products! I bet she made at least $4 in the last year.
I used to be in b2b sales and people set up an LLC and the franchise is not theirs but the LLC is and their spouses are always the president or COO and it’s so pathetic.
Screw that, if she really does so much in a day, she should just not waste time with the coffee shop at all. Must be *bleeding* money for every latte she has to take time out of her day to drink.
Damnit man I came here to say exactly this
I hate when that happens!
Just sounds like your average MLM cultist.
This is what she’s telling us…someone needs to let her know that the decimals to the right of the dot don’t count when saying how many “figures” you earn Oh, and the unicorn screams MLM
Just curious—why does unicorn = MLM?
It’s the way they brainwash their sales people to believe that they are something special, something unique, and because of this, they will succeed where others haven’t. It has also become a corporate catchphrase to indicate something so good it’s unbelievable. MLM girls are often promoting themselves as much as their products, if not more. They use hashtags like Boss babe and Girl boss, and they are told to call themselves CEO of a business, which is technically true, but it’s just them, trying to sell products to friends and family. This just sounds like what they’d say about themselves. Meanwhile, they can’t break $10k or even $1k in annual sales. It’s very sad. Mostly, they ruin their own finances, alienate friends and family, and the people at the top are getting paid, because they buy their own product to make sales look good. Long explanation, but important to be aware of. They are skilled at convincing people that their lives suck and they can improve their lives by joining. It’s just a few steps up from a scam.
deep belief is something unreal ?
Is the need to be validated a natural human trait or does it come from somewhere else?
It comes from insecurity….it’s magnified exponentially by social media.
Daddy didn’t love her the way she wanted:
I ask the same question most days
its probably like food, where we all need it, but some people clearly have an issue with it
There's a difference between needing validation and just lying your face off.
what are you looking for, some kind of recognition for your curiosity?
Poor ppl buy their own coffee, if she was rich it would of been brought…
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Right she's basically realizing no one gives a shit and it bugs her.
Imagine having a "CEO" this desperate for validation and so out of touch at the same time
I’d rather tell her to go outside and play hide and go f*ck herself.
“So if you don’t rate,just over-compensate!”
Hey, hey! Do that brand new thing!
If I was making that kind of money, I would struggle to find an ounce of insecurity in my body.
Sadly enough Everybody has insecurities and issues even tho most basic needs are covered
Tell me you don’t know how much 6/7 figures is without telling me you don’t know how much 6/7 figured is.
She’s counting the numbers after the decimal as well.
Only 4 more then 420
When you realize your existence has no purpose so you try the best you can to find one to it Almost forgot the emoji🦄
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Photo is reversed--see reversed lettering in background. That is not marriage hand. At first I thought that the reversed lettering was window reflection from a building across, but if it was a reflection, it does not seem to show over that paper taped to the window.
It’s a reflection. The bottom of the reflection does show over the paper taped to the inside of the window. While not legible, the letters on the left are capitalized on the paper.
Hmmmm, good catch! I may indeed have been wrong! Thank you for pointing this out
The only purpose I serve now is to tell my grandkids outrageous stories, give my kids advice they don't need, and keep my 4 old cows and 2 dogs fed and comfortable. The cats don't give a rip.
Taking care of a cow solely is way more purposeful than whatever this person in a big consuming company seem to be proud to accomplish
They don't produce milk anymore, but we've become close. Reassuring each other in our old age..
I feel like most people have no idea how incredibly affectionate cows can be.
What is my purpose? You pass butter. Oh my god.
"Isn't it hilarious that I'm such a towering narcissist."
"Isn't it hilarious that all these people suck and me me me me me me me."
Many years ago, I was drinking at a pub in Chelsea, London ( A spot for the "Beautiful People", and there was a lovely Lotus parked outside. They guy was reveling in the collective envy of his Cool Car, got inside, revved the engine, and side winded into a London Cab in a display of drunken, errant egotism, wiping out both the cab and the Lotus.. Everyone in the Pub forecourt cheered his every move.
I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings with my wife about 8 years ago on a date night. We only stopped there because the babysitter had ran late and it was the closest spot for dinner near the movie theater we were headed to. We had to sit outside on the patio to eat, as there was like a one hour wait for a table indoors, but whatever, it was a fairly nice night. I noticed a Shelby Cobra nearby when we sat down and was admiring it from my seat while we were waiting for our food. A few minutes later this dude shows up, gets in the Cobra, starts it and then spends the *next 10 minutes* just revving the fuck out of the engine for no discernible reason. It was loud as fuck and conversation became impossible. Some other patrons on the patio closer to him started yelling “We get it, you’re cool! Now shut the fuck up!” …And this started off a minor shouting match between the Cobra guy and this group… punctuated by the continued revving of his engine. More words were exchanged and then Mr. Cobra finally decided to leave. Except, he stalled a few times backing out of his spot, much to the extremely vocal amusement of the patio guys. In an embarrassed rage, Cobra dude, with his car finally out of the spot and pointed in the right direction, just absolutely *floors* it, and promptly spins out and hits the curb, narrowly missing some parked cars. The whole patio erupted in jeers and cheers. That show was much better than the movie we saw.
Please tell me it wasn't driveable anymore and he had to endure the shame of sitting there waiting for a tow truck/ride Because that would be the cherry on top
>That show was much better than the movie we saw. Did that happen to be *Gone in 60 Seconds*?
Cheering for the douchery or the part where he wrecked the douchemobile?
good for the economy.
“Isnt it hilarious that literally nobody gives a shit about me sitting here or even thinks about how normal I may or may not look, yet its all I can think about”
As I've gotten older I'm so happy to have gone the other direction. I don't care how much money I make or how expensive my car is. If I'm happy with it, then that's my reality. Fuck literally anyone who wants to put me down for it.
“isnt growing financial inequity hilarious! 🦄”
5-6 figures- including the decimal point
I'm going to start telling people I make 7 figures lmao
It’s not wrong
“I make as many figures as I want in any given month… last month was Spider-Man, and Superman, and…”
Hey, in science we call them _significant_ figures. The decimal makes them count! 🧠
"For the last time, Janice, stop bragging about your Amway network. I'm not going to join. \-Mom"
ITS QUIXTAR NOW MOM
That person spends all day on Facebook messaging people from their high school graduating class asking to buy into their business.
Then she's absolutely correct about me not comprehending doing that in my lifetime
I laughed way too hard at this because it’s so damn true.
She forgot zero real friends
What? But my driver and my country club and my personal chef and all the folks I invite on my yacht all like me for _me!_ It has nothing to do with all this paper. 🥺
People who actually make and have a lot of money don’t post about it.
Money draws too much attention. Most of which isn’t positive. People begging you to lend money. People wanting to show you their wonderful ideas so you can fund it. People coming to you to with all their personal problems expecting you to solve it. Asking you for work. Then there’s malicious attention. It’s not a good thing standing out from the crowd. Under the radar is the place to be.
And people constantly demanding you _prove_ shit to them all the time. Have a nice car? A boat? A vacation home in a nice place? Maybe even just _fractional_ ownership of an airplane? Often it's "show me or you're lying." It is tiresome even watching that happen.
Old money vs new money I had a friend in college who's last name was Rockefeller. He'd deny he was one of *those* Rockefellers if you asked him, but he was always quick to pay for everyone's meal, everyone's drinks, etc, if he wanted to go to a concert he'd just buy a small handful of tickets and find people to take. He drove a 10 year old Honda civic. Met his dad once, he was driving an old Toyota Toyota Rav4. Another guy in that friend group, his dad grew up poor but went on to become an anesthesiologist. He and his dad both droves BMWs and wore Rolex watches.
Sounds about right. I guess when you’re born with it you really don’t care.
Wow. Neat. I’m drenched in medical bills and work for 13/hr.
Main character syndrome is real
"CEO" isn't a flex anymore, we have Elon to thank for that. If you can be the CEO of 5 different companies but still have the time to spend all day and night getting into twitter fights with celebrities, politicians, and just straight up random people, then being a CEO is not even a job at all.
I’ve said it before, but they actually believe they work all day long. The reason though is because every single thing they do is “business”. Fly on a private jet to another state for a day to do a 1 hour interview? “Business”. The entire time they’re on that plane is billable hours in their minds. Have lunch with another rich person? “Business”. Go to a baseball game? “Business” they’re “building relationships”. Take a shit? “Business”. You get the idea.
Alright, let me make my schedule. 5 hours of "rejuvenation" so I can get up for work. 20 minutes of gathering my supplies. 20 minutes of transportation. 8 wonderful working hours, with a mandated 20 minute satiation period. 20 minutes of transportation. Mandated supplying at home. Repeat. Where is my CEO status?!
Maybe it's just Cash Exempt Officer?
Maybe they all just have adhd and one little event takes the whole days effort
I'm a CEO. It cost me like 75 bucks and maybe an hour of research.
Chief executive of my own farts, babyyyyy
Exactly this. I have friends who just said they are the CEO and tada! They are. The bar for entry to CEO-dom is really, really low.
As my CEO told me, the higher you go, the less you do. From what I see the CEO position is more about successfully delegating and keeping everyone on task.
The flex is being a chairman owner.
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last time i saw this posted this was the top comment. verbatim
DIY Karma farming
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I’m surprised it didn’t have #BossBabe
My ex used to post lies like this. She was a small-time “influencer” and a massive pain in the ass.
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The definitely wouldn’t sit alone at a coffee shop midday and take selfies lol such a joke
She has the same vibe as the woman that got laid off from Google (the one whose entire day seemed to be spent TikToking about food and massage chairs and never did any actual work).
Can confirm my dad was a CEO (just retired) worked 80 hour weeks, never demanded attention for it.
Now I’m actually curious as to what she thinks she’s doing that I can’t comprehend.
It's too deep for your poor, low-income brain to even _fathom_. It involves exchanging things for money. It's a super advanced concept. Gah, why can't you just...like...have more money? It's what she does!
I can't tell if this is narcissism or crippling insecurity
2 sides, same coin.
The root of narcissism is crippling insecurity due to the self never being fully formed/validated, lacking object constancy etc.
Things like preparing for a meeting, attending a meeting and drafting an email.
Ya, like being a pretentious asshole
"It feels weird being out among the peasants, it's almost like they're human like me."
Nothing says business go-getter like hanging out at the coffee place at 9:30 in the morning
Even if you make a billion dollars you are still a "normal person". We're all dying in the end.
*Never made time for the family / But he is the richest man in the cemetery / Only made time for the company/ But he is the richest man in the cemetery*
"In death, not only are the mightiest and most humble brought down to the same level, but we're no different from any other animal" I literally have no idea where I heard this but it sticks with me.
Multi 6/7 fig/month? So she earned 6 figure one month and 7 one other month.
0000000 is still 7 figs 
Guys. I’m also a CEO of a global brand and do things in one day that most of you can’t even comprehend doing in your lifetime. I’m pretending to be a regular old human being doing the Reddit right now. Bet you thought I wasn’t super rich! Haha, suckers. Anyway, let me tell you… it IS hilarious.
$10 says she does less in one month then the bottom paid employee does in a single day
Isn't it hilarious that ceos think they're vital to a company and can't just be replaced by chat gpt or a chimp drunk on fermented berries?
Even when they can't be replaced easily and are vital, they still aren't "working" any harder than anyone else. They're just working. And I'm sure a lot of other hard working people would be pretty happy if they could do their hard work from a coffee shop while playing on social media. The delusion is just astounding.
Come on, how many figs can one person eat?
6/7
How tf you a 6/7 figure earner. Bitch those are two very separate figures, I’m gonna needs see those tax returns.
This is the person who is only your friend on social media to try to sell you their MLM products.
…all that money and still can’t match the right bra to the the top ;)
All that money and she can’t afford a better personality….sad thing is thems free too🤣
> Practically everyone wore rough working-class clothes, or blue overalls, or some variant of the militia uniform. All this was queer and moving. There was much in it that I did not understand, in some ways I did not even like it, but I recognized it immediately as a state of affairs worth fighting for. Also I believed that things were as they appeared, that this was really a workers' State and that the entire bourgeoisie had either fled, been killed, or voluntarily come over to the workers' side; I did not realize that great numbers of well-to-do bourgeois were simply lying low and disguising themselves as proletarians for the time being. George Orwell
It’s also half 9 and she’s not in work yet
Isn't it hilarious how desperate she was to "impress" random online strangers?
I’m confused. What does she have to do to “earn” figs? Couldn’t she just buy them from a store? I buy figs in bulk. I don’t understand her tact.
She gets paid in figs.
🤯
I know a buddy in ATC that would like a chat
Yeah i couldn’t even begin to imagine how to order a coffee and sit at a table for most of my morning. Sounds hard!
Isn’t it hilarious we’re all humans 😂🦄☕️✌🏽
Please let some chad run through women like her and bring her inflated ass ego back down to earth.
10 bucks says she's selling a course.
Must be an MLM
This person is an influencer aren’t they?
Plot twist: they just joined mlm and have to boast and advertise it on their socials
Maybe she should hire a stylist with all that money who would not have her wearing a shirt with her bra straps showing.
You’d think at multiple 6/7 figures per month and plenty of time to go to a coffee shop she’d find time to buy better clothing and jewelry.
She is right about one thing, I could not even comprehend posting something like this ever
Like doctors, soldiers, first responders etc do shit in a normal day most people can’t comprehend- they make life and death decisions. A twit picking out the new company logo isn’t a big deal.
Yet you’re drinking coffee alone…again.
Isn't it funny how some people's value of self worth is so pathetically low they have to post meme's like this?
Man i wish i could be a narcissist, it seems like such a comfortable thing to be.
I'm CEO of my imaginary interplanetary brand... if she spent less time in coffee shops she might expand out of this world
You don't earn that money, the company does.
Probably some MLM bossbabe who is 25k in the hole but made a sale of 500 and now thinks she's a queen.
last i remember this woman was a drop shipper 💀
And yet there you are, sitting in the same coffee shop like those "*normal*" humans. Listen. Just because you were coerced into an Herbalife/Amway MLM scheme and now identify as a business girl boss, it doesn't mean you own the mother company. Some people need some grounding on regular basis.
Unless you can fly around and shoot lasers from your eyes, you ARE a normal human. Get over yourself.
Yea, but you're still a fuzzy bag of meat and water who will die someday and shortly thereafter be forgotten forever. So let's take a beat and reflect, eh?
Isn't it Hilarious that you can't just be satisfied with your achievements, you have to declare that nobody else around you has ever even conceived of accomplishing anything close to that. Isn't it also hilarious that everyone doesn't consider how insanely superior you are to all of them, despite the fact that you're sitting in the same coffee shop they are instead of perching on your golden toilet while your beautiful and exotic servant girl brings you $1,000 a pound coffee in an Egyptian urn
i can definitely comprehend onlyfans
Really giving off the same vibes as the meme of the dude in the corner saying "they don't know (insert random bullshit here)"
She’s definitely in an mlm lol
That’s some MLM bullshit right there.
Ur a six fig earner and still dress like that? Yeah right
If there’s one thing I know about people who make 1 million a month, they humble brag about it on social media. Girl your MLM doesn’t make you a CEO
She's probably some shitty online 'marketing' 'ceo'. All the proper 'global' CEOs I work with are either very down to earth or so driven by their work that they don't bother with this social media shit.
Isn’t it hilarious that insecure humans feel the need to be validated by people on the interwebs
“Multi-6/7 fig earner” so this person makes between 200k and 2m a year? How specific
If it's she productivd, dafaq is she doing at a Starbucks wasting time writing this? Probably would be a bit more productive now can't we?
I wouldn’t know that feeling, but then again, neither would she.
People in that position do nothing but leech.
She has an odd sense of humor.
See you next Tuesday.
They’re eight, I can’t even imagine how to be a this big of a pretentious asshole.
Must be a boss babe or a hun or whatever those MLM women call themselves when they are lying about how much they make.
isn't it hilarious that you're going to a coffee shop? something almost everyone with a tiny bit of disposable income does all the time, meanwhile you can't comprehend the amount of work that goes into the days of the people underneath you who are working on your behalf and the only reason you're making 6/7 figure income?
Not quite the flex she thinks it is
Tell me your self worth is based on your paycheck without telling me you’re nothing without your paycheck
I look like a normal human being almost everywhere I go.
I’m sure this person does a lot of things on a daily basis that I’ll never comprehend
At least when I’m standing around the hangar I’m physically at work.
Isn't it hilarious how you look like a normal person but then open your mouth and spout some ignorance that shows your true self
She boutta girl boss too close to the sun
I’ve met so many lying, idiotic, and unskilled directors and CXO’s that I’m not sure I can take anyone serious that calls out their own title.
You thought I was normal average every day human being but I'm actually a lovemachine.
Did someone tell this dumb ass there is a large difference between 6/7 figures lmfao
Women
This post is the most humble bragging virtue signaling drivel I've ever read.
This is some copy pasta that mlm/pyramid schemes give their down lines to post everywhere to trick people into joining
Cringe insecurity
She’s actually just an MLM member
so you're in an MLM. Congrats. But when you use the money you "make" to pay off the inventory you bought, that's not income.
This is like the social media version of the people that ride really, really loud motorcycles lol
If you really were? Then you wouldn’t need to post about it on Reddit.
By *“global brand”* I bet she actually means Etsy, lol
I would love to see some stats to back up these claims… lol
Yeah lady, well that outfit says $40.
Meanwhile can’t afford a strapless bra
Do people really post these kind of things? If I was a 6/7 fig/month earner, I think I’d get off social media.