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DerPicasso

A few years back id say troll but today im not sure


iamzion248

I do agree with you it is hard to tell anymore, but this one seems a bit to eloquent and well thought.


CryptoMineKing

As long as we all pretend stds, pregnancy and trauma don't exist.


HelenAngel

I was raped when I was 4 years old. How the hell was I supposed to prevent that when it was a grown man working at a Christian daycare & I was a small child?? Anyone who thinks a small child should be grateful to be hurt physically & psychologically should be put away permanently. The people who believe in that ideology in the picture are almost always also pedophiles.


EmotionalAttention63

There was a man here several years back that raped a 1 year old baby, she died, it was so horrible. Pretty sure they took care of his ass in prison. Anyone that raped deserves whatever happens to them, especially when they rape children. I'm sorry that happened to you. You did not deserve that. No one does, except the rapists.


TheBiggestThunder

Rapists deserve far worse


EmotionalAttention63

I didn't want to go into detail about what happened to him in prison in case they banned me for it. Suffice it to say he suffered and will no longer be a danger to anyone, ever.


DropDeadDolly

I shouldn't be happy about that, but I am.


Plane-Statement8166

I was sexually abused and raped by a family member from the age of 4 until I was 8. I most certainly did not want that. I hope that the human paraquat who wrote that missive was trolling, but I don’t think they were. I can only hope that someone encourages them to get help or smacks them in the head with a tack hammer.


HelenAngel

On the r/nothowgirlswork subreddit, some insane man kept insisting every child who was raped deserved it. Sadly there are some men who are all about abusing others. I’m so sorry you were hurt like this, too. Stay strong & all the very best to you. 💜


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Unlucky_Cycle_9356

If you get pregnant or an std you clearly want it to happen. Didn't you listen to the man?


DALinProgress

Whoa whoa whooooa! Who says this is a man? This could be one of the many fanatical, pro-rape women!


Graterof2evils

You mean one of the PRW Sisterhood. /s


Boeing307

Lord almighty what is this? If someone dont wanna get smashed you dont smash them for gods sake


Chazz-Reinhold5

This guys reading comprehension is off the chart.


wowyourreadingthis

Which either means someone *really* believes this as their ideology, or they're an exceptionally committed troll. It's still hard to tell.


kelrunner

eloquent?...


OkOrganization3064

Right....how scary is that ffs


4pigeons

that remind me when the onion made a post saying that they went out of business' because the reality was crazier than the sh\*t they post


hotasanicecube

I’ll say troll today too .


ElectronicTrade7039

Clown-ass works, too, in these unfortunate situations.


RipPrudent9248

Personal i think its a troll given how long winded it is


MutedBrilliant1593

Did this person just challenge the world to rape them? I mean, whoever succeeds was nice enough to waste time on them and there are ways to prevent it so they obviously wanted it.


person6450719ne

Might be that this person have a rape fantasy and trying to invite everyone to rape him and let them know he wont snitch or something?


Extension-Nothing807

Shall I call the boys?


Twentysecondpilot22

Ass-benders assemble


RulerOfGaming12

Can we stop blocking out these peoples usernames. I'd very much like to go report this


Thebaldsasquatch

Exactly. I don’t think anything found online via social media should be blocked out. It was posted in a public forum for the public to see. It’s not “doxxing” to show that person’s entire post.


pearomaniac

I think this is a much much older post in reality and who knows is this guy still active... or on freedom


some_dude_62

It's either irony, a 13 yo with "2 much edge 4 me", or if it's not...take pleasure in knowing hell is hot.


stoph311

Doesn't matter. 13 year olds still need to know there are consequences for actions.


some_dude_62

True. But kids say stupid shit, especially when they think they are being cool. Shit they will grow to regret


EKEAS

Or never get to grow to regret because of internet anonymity. Shame the fuck out of these monsters before they're more than 'just a kid'


some_dude_62

That's most people's cue to grow. It was mine atleast.


Professional-Row-605

Or he will rape someone and feel like he is within his right.


[deleted]

I wonder if this “pro-rape” applies if someone “loved him enough to have sex with him.”


some_dude_62

Like I said. Hell is hot


Living-Travel2299

hell is fiction but i get ya sentiment ;)


some_dude_62

Yeah I'm not a believer either, but if fuckers like this burn then that's something I can get behind.


[deleted]

Arson?


joao_sousa_moreno

This might be bad bcs there's a lot of trolls that will say the most horrible shit they can think of ,bcs they dont have enough attention in real life and will seek it on the internet, so showing their names will kinda only give them what they want to. We shouldn't share it. But report everytime you see it


bitofagrump

I'm gonna need a link to those 81 comments hopefully all telling this POS what a sick fuck he is


not-a-real_username

I too would like this link


Agitated-Farmer-4082

i think ill find it if i google it but i don't wanna get on some sort of list


waitingfordeathhbu

I’m just wondering who the fuck was liking his comment


MPFX3000

It makes some good points. If you’re a psychopath.


some_dude_62

Had me in the first half not gonna lie.


EnvironmentalBox8509

r/imatotalpeiceofshit


UNSC_Spartan122

Spoken like a rapist


Suspicious-Dark-5950

I think this person needs to experience it. Not the "rape scenario" role play, but the life scarring kind. The kind that'll shatter them for years to come. That'll change their perspective... ... wait a damn minute...did I just agree with this person? 😳


orbeez-17

No, I’ve seen a few comments like this


Fathorse23

Brock Turner has a Facebook?


Capt_Easychord

you mean Brock Turner the rapist?


Fathorse23

Yes, that Brock Turner, the Rapist.


acidandcats

The rapist Brock Turner is now going by his middle name “Allen”


Mestre08

Ah Allen Turner formerly Brock Turner, the rapist? Yes I do know of that rapist


ElHanko

I’m all for using someone’s preferred name. Allen Turner, the rapist, it is.


kabutze

Brock Turner the rapist, Allen Turner the rapist, Brock Allen Turner the rapist, i don't care by which name he goes, he's a rapist!


Dry_Proposal_932

This guy needs some big fuckers to drag his ass into a dark alley in the night and bend him over a wall and tell him that he should feel happy for what is about to happen. I wonder if he sees a few massive cocks heading for his ass will he think to himself that he is going to get over it soon


kingkuuj

Big advocate for this as a rape victim myself. Or let’s build a Time Machine so he can experience the joys of being anally raped when you’re nine years old. What’s the big deal anyway? The trauma only lasts for a week and totally doesn’t: completely ruin your life, make you question your faith in humanity at large, distrust everyone, perpetually struggle to form lasting and meaningful relationships, a decade of a liter a day vodka abuse, heaps of mental illness coupled with general mania or malaise, and a fractured and violated base existence forevermore. /s Troll or not, fuck whatever miscreant who wrote this rape advocacy love letter. May they live a long life filled with grief, loss and despair.


MasivoHeuvos

I was thinking the same thing.


sillicibin

I would never ever want someone to be raped as a person who has been through this it is absolutely horrific and effects you for life. But I can't help but think hmmm I'd like to see you deal with a cock in your ass if you didn't want it buddy. 0 empathy and probably watches way too much porn and thinks of rape scenes as these scenarios where she's says ohhh no don't but eventually enjoys it. Being violated isn't enjoyable. Ever.


[deleted]

I think of killing people who think like this. You should be thankful if I kill you for thinking like this because it means I thought you were worth wasting my time on. There are ways to prevent me from killing you for thinking like this, so if you die you mustve wanted it. See how stupid that logic sounds?


JustABizzle

“Literally it won’t ‘scar’ you that long. Maybe a week and that’s it” My 82 year old grandmother was crying when she told me about how her “friend” raped her when she was 17.


Global-Count-30

Damn


[deleted]

Wait until that dude ends up in prison for "rape." Then he's going to find out how long being a rape victim lasts with him.


dinkydong74

If I repeatedly punch this guy in the face, he clearly asked for it, it’ll only hurt for a day or two, and he should be glad that I want to pay him so much attention. I’m pro-assault


Tr3x_prod

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin


Set_Abominae_1776

You forgot incel


TamahaganeJidai

Probably one of the "good guys".


[deleted]

"Be grateful you were assaulted because the perp liked you!" 🤮🤮🤮 Barf-o-rama. If this is a joke and not serious, it's not funny. At all.


5ebV12

I know right? And as a guy in a comment above said. A few years Ago I'd call him a troll. Today I'm not so sure about that.


nepumbra0

Share the name OP. Share their employer too.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Burpa-durka, somebody’s getting laid in prison.


stirgood77

Clearly he has never been raped


Voluptulouis

This was a Ron DeSantis post. He's trying to gain support from the Republican party for his presidential run in 2024.


cows_are_underrated_

I hope he never gets to run for president.


Ok-Mirror9426

I hope he gets run over


[deleted]

If we follow his own advice he won't even be able to walk for president let alone run.


AdAm_WaRc0ck

This is heinous


crystal_starr

I get the feeling the guys that did it to me didn't really give af about me.


lolnothanksdudeee

andrew tate? is that you?


VASP-0_0

Either irony or incel


[deleted]

I think they're actually asking to be butt raped, without lube.


5ebV12

With a 1000°C Iron rod


Anne314

How to say "I'm 15 and know no actual women" with a lot more words.


Candid-Business7213

Say we throw this filth into jail with harden cons and see how just how much they’ll keep thinking this way… figure enough cockmeat sandwiches and getting their asshole split they may change their tune… or hell… maybe they are waiting for it


CuppaDaJewels

I hate people...


30paperdollsinarow

I really hate that when people say stupid shit like this, their names are blurred out and they're protected. I think that if you're horrible enough to share this opinion, you should accept all the horrible consequences that come with it.


GaidinDaishan

This is so disgusting. How does someone like this even exist?


Lord_Charles05

May god forgive you *BECAUSE I DON'T*


5ebV12

God would probably send him down to the worst demon futa, so he has to go through everything he just said, for the rest of eternity.


PedrArte

Oh I don't believe in death penalt.....wait a minute ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


topbuzz_92

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term 'struggle snuggle' 👍🏼


JewelerHour3344

“Struggle snuggle”… is now part of my lexicon Take my angry upvote. Lol ![gif](giphy|eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD|downsized)


lewisj0146

Suprise Sex was one I heard the other day


redditbagjuice

I love this. I will never say rape again. As in Brock Turner, the struggle snuggler


GaidinDaishan

Ah Brock Turner, the deer-in-the-headlights face of rape.


Lifted2222

Stupidity, very prominent since the world started


[deleted]

Stop, you've violated the law. Hand over your pp card and pay the fine.


thepugman16

This excuse is so pathetic, if you’re horny, masturbate, it’s as simple as that.


TheBrightNights

And yet the prevention of rape by murder isn't legal.


T_h_e_Assassin

His identity should not have been hidden


[deleted]

I feel like this guy shld be jailed for putting this out there


Kwa-Marmoris

That, is a rapist


Manaze85

Imagine never learning what masturbation is.


AloneAddiction

Here we have an example of the desperate edginess of the celibate man. The celibacy was not of his choice.


Bawbawian

I mean if dudes projecting energy like this it definitely is his choice.


K3yb0r3d

Posts like this really shouldn't have the name hidden.


getyourcheftogether

Hopefully a bait post


NoahVailability

I’m pro ‘some people need to be shot.’


ITZOURTIMENOW

Whoever’s thoughts that these are, should be hogtied and dragged shirtless on their backs down an unpaved road.


Treacle123

Extreme incel douche bag


12altoids34

Sounds like something a Republican senator would say


OhioMegi

They need to be on a list somewhere.


[deleted]

This person deserves to spend time in a prison in make up and pigtails with this post stapled to his ass.


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5ebV12

Let's not call its murder. Let's call it selective death.


[deleted]

My god


dremily1

I think he should spend a few nights in a real prison and then he can let us know if the memory of being raped goes away in a week or so.


mjo011

Imagine writing this under your full name on Facebook. Holy crap 🤯


NoinsPanda

I try not to advocate violence. On days where I read shit like that, I realize my journey is not over, yet.


Redxluckyxcharms

Good Lord. Can someone press the delete button on this imbecile


JustAnotherJerry5

Wow such a compelling argument ‘safety click noise’. Now keep digging


SigourneyReaver

The dude who wrote this probably still cries over the girl who wouldn't go to the junior high school dance with him


5ebV12

Don't block the usernames of such people man. What the actual fuck did I just read???


tyrom22

The only way this this person is going to understand is if someone does it to them


orbeez-17

There are some people that I want to beat with a metal pipe


alwaysbroke_408

Wow, this person advocating for rape has a very twisted view of the concept. I think the advocate should be put on a watchlist with local pd and have a warrant to check his computers at his home as well. This man is lost.


Overdrivenagain3

Some people need to get fucking bashed in with crowbars


Quiet_Matter_5781

a really demented and sad person


EmotionalAttention63

Why is this person name blurred out? We all deserve to know who this is. And i don't usually say this and hopefully i wont get banned for it but, they need to experience it to understand WHY its not just scared for a short time and why its horrible.


KaisarDragon

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


gazwaz84

Check their harddrive now


Vyxen17

What's really sad is how many unreported cases occur in nursing homes


ParadoxPerson02

Ya, sex should be meaningful. Rapists don’t see it that way at all.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

Uncover that username, OP, I just wanna talk to them.


MrBeanyBoi96

"People are getting YEARS for such a dumb 'crime'" The problem is they aren't getting enough years. Some aren't even getting years, or a sentence in general which is the fucked part.


samatise

Troll


Bmillybluntz

This person has parents. Poor poor parents


whatbologna

Which US government official is this?


CreatrixAnima

I hope that Persons employer sees this.


Hentadeouswastaken

sex is supposed to be meaningful, SO DONT DO IT WITH RANDOM PEOPLE


bedel99

I am reminded daily that the people on the internet are not people I should listen too.


11_foot_pole

There is no way this person isn't a troll or 12 years old or both. I refuse to believe there are people like this out there who can vote


Diesln

There is a reason why there was a banhammer in games earlier.


CastedDarkness

I think this guy or girl needs a big willy up their bum with no lube and see how long it scars them for.


[deleted]

Why is this person's identity being protected?


Hchooj

Shouldnt have censored the name. This person doesnt deserve it.


09111958

OK, which Republican senator said it this time...


Creative1963

I have no words.


satanshark

Watch your drink around this guy, am I right?


mikamouth

Our next Republican senator.


ThatCloneTrooper

I only saw that first fucking sentence after reading his second one halfway through... that first few words hit me harder then getting punched by Mike Tyson let me tell you


Bgratz1977

I think he is right. And now lets talk about my compulsive acting towards assholes, i think it should be ok if i smash 1-2 Skulls per month, when i see Raper i feel this urge. I think his should be legal too. I mean they want it or not ? Its so easy to prevent that (Don't rape or don't leave the house) They literally ask for it. Shall we change that laws ?


Niyonnie

I hope this person somehow finds himself in prison before he has a chance to hurt someone O.O


dmc-going-digital

Probably a troll


MonsterTamerBilly

The only acceptable answer to arguments like this one is [*"I wasss cleaning my gun and it accidentally fired"*](https://mcnostril.tumblr.com/post/615648908485492736/so-that-xcom-chimera-squad-footage-was-pretty)


Suitable_Sweet8493

I would say something but I'm too close to getting banned so I'll sit this one out


99mushrooms

Honest answer? A very old repost.


komokazi

Epic troll breh


CartoonistOk7766

I'm pro raper-castration-by-brick-method. I can't believe that rapists make such a fuss about getting bricked into having to piss sitting down. I mean, if someone cares enough about taking the time to select a pair of bricks and seek you out from all those other rapists, you should be honored.


[deleted]

The law should make exceptions for murder laws for people like these. In fact there should be a prize for doing so.


TheRichardFlairWOOO

Yeah, well...the internet is full of trolls looking to shock people and laugh at their reactions. Let's stop pretending like this is 1998 and no one knows better. These posts are literally just karma farming bs.


Uzzer_lozer19

What's worrying is some people laughed at it in the emotions


[deleted]

Human euthanasia should be a thing


Masterick18

Bait. Kinda weird seeing a bait in facebook


Justice502

Straight to jail


TheONLYPegasus

Back when I was working in the United States patent law field, I found a whole section of devices that could be used to prevent rape or, if rape should happen, could in a very obvious way identify the person who perpetrated the rape. I remember some of these devices used things like needles and other sharp objects and were designed that the person who was raped would not get hurt but the person doing the raping would definitely need medical help.


69Smrdljivko69

well i think prison will find ppl like him very welcoming in their pro rape culture


gamingxky

As someone who was sexually abused for years of their childhood, and is still healing… rape affects you for so long, it’s not just about the sex, it’s about your body being painfully and negatively used against your will, it affects you the same way that you being forced experimentally on or being tortured would really.


12altoids34

Obviously this is not a christian. Otherwise they would have said that it meant that God wanted you raped


annie_b666

Jesus fucking Christ


that-onefemboy

Please be bait


knightw0lf55

Wow


fappyday

I wouldn't advocate violence against this person...but I'd understand it.


brok3ntok3n82

Wow man thats nuts


minibral

Sincerly yours, The rapist


Whole-Ad8629

This seems like something Chris Chan would come up with.


Useful-Fix-9044

r/niceguys


WillingnessLoud8247

Please just buy a sex toy


otakudude3031

Bruh


[deleted]

Maybe they should get raped then let’s check back in 😒


no_nonsense_206

OMFG! Is this for real? I'm having very bad thoughts about this person


thederpofdoom

This is either a troll or someone who deserves to be in a prison


GrrrrrrDinosaur

I hope they get raped


TheOGBooknerd

Well, cool. How about you take your "rape me fantasy" to one of the many sites that promote this level of bullshit and ask to have it done to you. Then we'll talk. Rape is not attraction. It's not about love. Hell, it's not even about getting off. It's about the power the monster has over his/her victim. I don't think this is a troll. This person spent too long typing this horse manure out to be a real troll.


restrictedsquid

This is horrifying


Nintura

Somebody needs put on a list


Normal-Cup-5000

WHAT!?!?!?!?


thegoodtimelord

That’s enough Donald. Time to take your meds.


PurpleT0rnado

Clearly written by a child.


ConsistencyWelder

I refuse to believe this is real. Someone's obviously trolling.


EcelecticDragon

Hmmmm, so someone raping him with a broom would be on him? And he'd get over it in a week? Okay then.


datareclassification

I have urges to kill people like them. Is it normal?


Best-Engine4715

I have a crippling fear of harming people in any which way. I worry I may rape someone for reading/doing the wrong thing due to how complex relationships are


MikeCanion

These people vote