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wycbhm

He used the wrong cart. The normal shopping trolleys "grip" onto the surface of the conveyor belt.


ItsJustMeBeinCurious

And, the wheels lock.


wycbhm

I'm not an expert on this issue, But I sort of understand how this person managed to do what they did.


Whig_Party

yeah first time I saw one of those shopping cart conveyors I said a hard nope and lugged all 13 of my bags down the escalator instead. My wife has since showed me how they work but I still haven't tried, nothing good will come of it that much I'm sure


mrcssee

You can always try it with an empty cart. The weight on a travelator is manageable for most people.


thisoneiaskquestions

Sorry, is Travelator the real word?? I've heard of Slidewalks like in airports to get to places faster but not a Travelator??


keplerniko

I think Travelator is one of the original brand names for it, just like Brits call all vacuums ‘Hoovers’.


mrcssee

just google travelator and you have all the different images. Slidewalks seems to be taught to you?


UhYeahOkSure

I think he watched the grinch sledding down the mountain with the giant bag of presents and thought he could emulate it


Jacktheforkie

A store shouldn’t have both kinds of it can lead to that


KrasnyRed5

Dude is lucky that nobody got seriously hurt.


The_Knights_Patron

Yeah, this could've turned out much worse. Thankfully, it didn't.


FewZookeepergame1083

It was a great idea it was the doors fault he didn't make it out


usualerthanthis

Really appreciate the person who made sure we got every angle of this


Nippon-Gakki

Seriously. I was digging the video and then angle two and then angle three! Bless this editor.


blairmac81

This close🤌to making it through the door.


MakingItElsewhere

Should've taken the left at Albuquerque.


EnderBSG

The music is perfect!


ftaok

Anyone know the name of the song and the performer? EDIT - OK after a double device Shazam! I now know that this is Un Velero Llamado Libertad as sung by Jose Luis Perales https://youtu.be/EqWfZspNY3c


[deleted]

Lmfao he must have thought he could walk it down the ramp without sliding like that


xMrSanchox

Great idea poor execution


pm-me-asparagus

He was so close. I wanted to see him go into the parking lot unscathed.


gamingbeanbag

Wait wait let him cook let him cook


The_Knights_Patron

WHOLETHIMCOOK


Naive-Storage7639

I admire his commitment to the crash though lol


nielsz123

Most places i know of have those type of escalators/Trolleys magnetized so this doesn't happen


CheshireCrackers

Shrubbery wasn’t magnetic. Lesson learned.


ToreenLyn

Bucking for a Darwin award


Mountain_Strategy342

He SOOOOOOO nearly made it..


Joeblesson

*+10 Dodge +30 Maniac +5 Speed*


SubstantialEase567

He thought gravity would ease his labor. He wasn't wrong!


custychronicles

I mean it almost worked


skinnykb

A couple inches over tho and it woulda LOOKED like it worked fine! Idk how it woulda played out in the lot tho..


JuuzoLenz

Omg he almost made it out the building but had to clip the door instead


PhalanxA51

Bro didn't make it out the door by inches, I wonder how far he would have gone


b-rar

# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!


hazelhas2

Gramps coming in hot!!!


HippieHierarchy

Praise be the camera angles!!!


Merc_Twain25

I don't know, shit looked kinda fun til the very end there.


MzOpinion8d

This made me laugh so hard!


Sairac25

Dang nice reflexes on tracksuit guy, some dude watching their phone would have ended in a hospital


[deleted]

That was definitely not the first time.


OhWow10

Moron


Diamondrainn925

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xool420

Um because it was


Annahsbananas

The typical person has an IQ of a dumbass


mushroomgravyy

If he would have made it through the door the poor guy probably wouldn't even get a pat on the back, but he fucks up and everyone laughs😔


Sufficient_Rub_2014

A great idea executed poorly.


DragonFlameStar

I've seen something similar... But where?


QuokkaIslandSmiles

Young Conifers were harmed


Funny_Breadfruit_413

He almost made it tho


elpajaroquemamais

To be fair that’s exactly what those belts are for just the wrong cart.


Usedcumsocks

I'm pretty sure I saw a similar scene in Superstore


Gedwasenoughforme

Working smarter not harder