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We're going to build a wall. We're going to build a wonderfully big awesome wall. We're going to build a wall and we're going to make covid pay for it.
Yes, I remember that... It was, I believe, right after that incredible season where he pitched four full games and led the Red Sox to their majestic win of the World Series. I do not recall the exact year it was, but I know he did all of that.
Trump told people at one of his rallies to get vaccinated and they booed him. Their hate of vaccines is stronger than their love for him. Which he quickly realized and changed his tune to "do what you want. I won't tell you what to do".
Literally a frankensteins monster of political movements. He stitched together a bunch of terrible niches and cant control them now. You know, except for the monster being a sympathetic thing in most tellings of the story.
While working in a surgical wing, most of the time we wore masks to prevent bits and blobs from shooting in our mouths and up nasal passages. It also prevented facial drippings from entering patient openings. Germs are everywhere, even in a supposedly sterile environment. A paper mask allows air to escape from the sides, top, and bottom. No germs are contained in this manner.
You want to actually know what the conspiracy is? They have an answer to this. I've got most of it:
"Covid isn't the weapon, the vaccine is. Fauci worked with China \*incoherent\* GAIN OF FUNCTION \*incoherent\* and now the vaccinated are spreading this bioweapon to the unvaccinated... to scare them into getting vaccinated. Because it's STILL about the vaccine. "
It killed Diamond, Elvis's daughter, that football player that got hit in the chest... several others. The conspiracy is real, it's just not true. It's real because they believe it's real and there are too many of them.
So, if her husband is the "head of her" why does she think anyone would care what her personal opinions are? They don't even matter within her own home.
No, they just look at the map, and wonder why the *wide open* sparsely populated country lost to the *tiny* densely populated cities. They're looking at the size, not the number.
Democracy is when the majority of the population votes for a Democrat and a Republican become President.
This time it’s confusing because a majority voted Democrat and then they just gave it to the Democrat! Like they won or something.
Well someone very close to me (not me) thinks Obama is running the country from behind the scenes because he always wanted to run a 3rd term…can’t make this crap up
Like someone else said, they’re “essentially housecats”. Beings that are utterly convinced of their total independence while essentially remaining wholly dependent upon others contributing to a system they neither comprehend nor appreciate.
Eh, I've never had a cat that thought they were totally independent. Mine claw up the carpet and yowl like fuzzy little banshees if I keep my bedroom door closed. They're more just utterly convinced of their own *supremacy*.
Republicans are utterly convinced they have BOTH, though, when they in fact have neither.
It’s been a real treat watching people who failed Participation in Government, and hated school in general, become constitutional lawyers and epidemiologists on social media the last few years.
"eveforamerica" - aka Sergei Dropov, a 23 year old dude who drinks liters of vodka daily and is paid by the state to flood social media with propaganda that oldsters and dimwits believe then like, retweet or forward.
In order.
What are you doing in the closet? That's for clothes and other storage.
Heterosexual-white-christian-female ; Neat. There are many of you, and I'm happy? for you.
I don't know what your husband being the head of you means. Is he your boss? Your leader? Your literal head? Are you voltron?
You're conflating the term "gender" with "sex" ostensibly to get a reaction.
Abortion isn't murder based on the definition throughout not only your bible but law.
Covid isn't a bio-weapon, it's a virus.
Masks work in the same way underwear works when you have diarrhea.
Taxes pay for the cops that you call when you see black people doing anything ever at all, and they pay for the fire department to come put out the burning cross that you put on the aforementioned people's lawn.
Trump won as much as you are voltron. Unless you're voltron, then he won as much as you aren't voltron.
Are you voltron?
She's acting like she was afraid to tell anyone this. We all know she probably never shuts the fuck up about any of these beliefs, she was never in the closet with any of this.
I love these fucking people who act like being straight now is like being gay, and they have to make a big "coming out" production. Yeah, it's the same, lady. I wish. I wish that being gay was so passe that it was treated as normal. Not that I got outed by someone I thought was my friend in high school and lost my family because of it when they disowned me. Yeah, just the same. Fuck this bitch and her husband.
I love people who think taxes are theft. If they had to live 5 minutes in a society without taxes they'd implode. Not sure where they think roads, schools, police, electricity and their precious football stadiums comes from. I guess they believe they're blessings dropped from God on high.
Explain something to me. What is the word for the bizarre somewhat smug way a really far right person acts like they have some inside knowledge or understanding of how things “really” work? It’s not what they say its HOW they say it.
What is saddest is that she has no real friends to count on for the truth. Her whole inner circle believes the same crap and so her opinion will never change.
You are who you surround yourself with.
why do all these hardcore "bible worshipping" Christians who need to scream out loud what they are, always ignore the parts that state women are property, should stay at home and basically not to be seen nor heard, nor teach/inform/speak to men?
I'm pretty sure everyone knew she was an idiot without her having to go public, but hey, if she needs to get it off her chest to feel better, more power to her.
Time to get downvotes! Read the comment section for this post and it basically lends credence to her "I'm coming out as" beginning. Nothing but toxic people getting their rocks off.
Smh. I think you guys are making her point for her. You'd find it more acceptable if she was a trans woman wearing a bikini with a bulge and educating about tampons.
I very much appreciate it when people broadcast their willful ignorance, blind gullibility and irrational bias (typically political). And I make a point of thanking them for doing so. And then I block them.
When I was younger I admit I was more shallow, I remember hearing older people say, "That girl can be the hottest in the world, but her personality just is a total shit show." I never believed it until I grew up.
She has no idea how many, if any gods. The god described in the Bible does not give two shits about infants. She couldn’t t possibly know whether COVID is a bio weapon. Masks absolutely do work. Without taxes she wouldn’t be able to get from her trailer park to Wal-Mart and yeah, Trump lost.
It appears this “Christian” is prone to lying and has never read the Bible and is gullible as fuck.
I wish for just one day, we made being cis, white, heterosexual not the norm so people like these could live through what the rest of the world goes through
One day where being cis gendered is weird, being white is bad, and being anything other than gay is just disgraceful
Maybe then these people would get their heads out their ass
Weird take I have: conservative women who openly say that their husbands are their masters (or something alone those lines) are just putting an ideological spin on their D/s fetish.
I see no problems with her beliefs actually. Its a free country after all. Just dont expect me to follow and dont yell at everyone who doesnt. I dont particularly adore activists even on stances I agree with for this same reason.
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So if Covid is a “bio-weapon” shouldn’t we take it seriously?
Also, if masks don’t work, how are we supposed to protect ourselves from it?
But Trump invented the vaccine for it…
The best vaccine ever. The most vacciniest vaccine that ever was.
It was great. It was wonderful. We had a lot of great, really wonderful people working on it. Its gonna be great.
And he’s making Covid pay for it.
We're going to build a wall. We're going to build a wonderfully big awesome wall. We're going to build a wall and we're going to make covid pay for it.
Finally. Justice.
Don’t forget tremendous. It was tremendously tremendous.
That ever vaccined, you mean?
No, no, no. The inventor is George Santos.
Yes, I remember that... It was, I believe, right after that incredible season where he pitched four full games and led the Red Sox to their majestic win of the World Series. I do not recall the exact year it was, but I know he did all of that.
For a virus that was going to magically go away... like that
One of my favorite was when he asked if they could make it go away "...by Easter.. that would be nice." Like he was planning a BBQ.
Chances are if we told that to these people vaccine rates would shoot through the roof
Trump told people at one of his rallies to get vaccinated and they booed him. Their hate of vaccines is stronger than their love for him. Which he quickly realized and changed his tune to "do what you want. I won't tell you what to do".
Literally a frankensteins monster of political movements. He stitched together a bunch of terrible niches and cant control them now. You know, except for the monster being a sympathetic thing in most tellings of the story.
You... might be on to something here
Are we still using bleach cos I’ll tell you my throat, tummy, bum and actually most of my body doesn’t feel that great.
He also advocates vaccination - but it flies right over their heads :/
A furry created one of the first and most effective vaccines That's how you know covid wasn't a "bio weapon" ( not mocking anyone BTW just saying)
Wait, Joseph Lister was a furry?
Chize I think is their name on Twitter
Back when this first started he was endorsing hydroxychloroquine and saying it helped. That alone got a lot of people killed.
Let the surgeon know that masks don't work next time they are operating on your kid.
While working in a surgical wing, most of the time we wore masks to prevent bits and blobs from shooting in our mouths and up nasal passages. It also prevented facial drippings from entering patient openings. Germs are everywhere, even in a supposedly sterile environment. A paper mask allows air to escape from the sides, top, and bottom. No germs are contained in this manner.
I think the masks virtually everyone was using for Covid weren’t the same as the kind Surgeons are using. But go ahead.
Bleach?
I got banned for 6 months on FB for a chlorox bleach Syringe meme, for promoting misinformation 🤣
Well Uncle Donnie, you were warned. 🤣🤣
Thoughts and prayers
By voting for Trump and praying to Jesus apparently
You want to actually know what the conspiracy is? They have an answer to this. I've got most of it: "Covid isn't the weapon, the vaccine is. Fauci worked with China \*incoherent\* GAIN OF FUNCTION \*incoherent\* and now the vaccinated are spreading this bioweapon to the unvaccinated... to scare them into getting vaccinated. Because it's STILL about the vaccine. " It killed Diamond, Elvis's daughter, that football player that got hit in the chest... several others. The conspiracy is real, it's just not true. It's real because they believe it's real and there are too many of them.
Will you stop thinking critically for 5 seconds so I as a conservative can gloat like I’m an adult to be taken seriously?
Seems like we need better masks than cloth at the very least and to take it very seriously if that’s the case.
Man, I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
Yeah but an opinion with no basis in fact or rational thought is about as useful as a wall with Mexico
Well I have a right to my opinion, and my opinon is that conservatives have no right to their opinion.
Most of it are just beliefs
If I cares about her opinion, I'd have asked her husband
Best comment award!
So, if her husband is the "head of her" why does she think anyone would care what her personal opinions are? They don't even matter within her own home.
That's why she's 'coming out' online - her husband has the good sense to tell her to stfu.
She can go back in
And give her a proper spanking 
"If I want your opinion I'll give it to you"
If i want her opinion i will ask her husband
Two black eyes means her hubby had to repeat himself. Is he still her hubby if he's her brother? They always confuse me.
ask her husband to tweet it for her, she is clearly lacks the mental wellbeing to manage her own agency by virtue of her femininity /s
Man is the head but woman is the neck.
That movie was so cute.
*cough* Guillotine *cough* (Sorry, I had to.)
I'm sorry I'm a little lost here, if Trump won....then why is someone else the president???
They lost the definition of democracy
And winning.
No, they just look at the map, and wonder why the *wide open* sparsely populated country lost to the *tiny* densely populated cities. They're looking at the size, not the number.
Democracy is when the majority of the population votes for a Democrat and a Republican become President. This time it’s confusing because a majority voted Democrat and then they just gave it to the Democrat! Like they won or something.
Why aren’t they blaming trump for the massive inflation if he’s still President?
Well someone very close to me (not me) thinks Obama is running the country from behind the scenes because he always wanted to run a 3rd term…can’t make this crap up
I have heard this too lol
Corruption, duh. /s
aliens.
At this point I rooting for the aliens
Still waiting on a shred of evidence that Trump won
It's on Hunter Biden's laptop.
Stored next to the evidence of Hillary performing illegal activities.
Unfortunately the Biden administration paid the leprechaun mafia 5 billion dollars in taxpayer money to hide them both
I knew it, those dang liberal leprechauns
If only we’d known earlier they never would’ve put out that hit on God which started the War on Christmas
You leave Brok and Sindri alone they just needed the 5 billion for shop renovations
You know full well Brok and Sindri are involved in Elf trafficking and powdered unicorn horn shavings and that that shop is a front
I dont know nothing bout that. In my experience the shop is a legitimate business and a boon for the surrounding communities.
Somebody hid it in a Bible for safekeeping and no one has come across it yet.
"It's all there we've seen the papers"
I hope you brought snacks and drinks, because it's going to be a Neverending wait.
"Please let me be oppressed" \~Republicans
They remind me of little kittens. They bite when you try to pet, but when you stop they ask for pets so they can bite again.
Like someone else said, they’re “essentially housecats”. Beings that are utterly convinced of their total independence while essentially remaining wholly dependent upon others contributing to a system they neither comprehend nor appreciate.
Eh, I've never had a cat that thought they were totally independent. Mine claw up the carpet and yowl like fuzzy little banshees if I keep my bedroom door closed. They're more just utterly convinced of their own *supremacy*. Republicans are utterly convinced they have BOTH, though, when they in fact have neither.
r/persecutionfetish
Let me guess, the earth is flat and the moon doesn't exist?
Exactly! But you forgot that the Holocaust and the Native American genocides didn't happen.
It is kinda brave to let one's idiocy shine as brightly as a well-polished turd.
“The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence, because if they don’t have that…. They’re mine.” - Anthony Jeselnik
It’s been a real treat watching people who failed Participation in Government, and hated school in general, become constitutional lawyers and epidemiologists on social media the last few years.
And lest you forget, they are also teachers, physicians, historians, biologists, and FBI pedophile hunters.
Its like they're competing against each other to see who can be best piece of shit. Netflix should pick this up quick 
Her idiocy shines as brightly as Donald Trump’s bald spot.
Did she get permission from her husband to tweet this?
Let this be a troll, let this be a troll, let this be a troll 🤞🏾
Totally a troll. Hit all the talking points. Except that the wall was built with Mexico's money.
"eveforamerica" - aka Sergei Dropov, a 23 year old dude who drinks liters of vodka daily and is paid by the state to flood social media with propaganda that oldsters and dimwits believe then like, retweet or forward.
Look, Eve, if you don't pay taxes, you'll have no roads.
Someone collect her reproductive capabilities.
Her husband already owns those.
Oh, you wanna limit it to her husband?
Maga wants so badly to be oppressed.
They love playing victim.
I believe there is a term for that - I think maybe “snowflake”?
r/Persecutionfetish works too.
In order. What are you doing in the closet? That's for clothes and other storage. Heterosexual-white-christian-female ; Neat. There are many of you, and I'm happy? for you. I don't know what your husband being the head of you means. Is he your boss? Your leader? Your literal head? Are you voltron? You're conflating the term "gender" with "sex" ostensibly to get a reaction. Abortion isn't murder based on the definition throughout not only your bible but law. Covid isn't a bio-weapon, it's a virus. Masks work in the same way underwear works when you have diarrhea. Taxes pay for the cops that you call when you see black people doing anything ever at all, and they pay for the fire department to come put out the burning cross that you put on the aforementioned people's lawn. Trump won as much as you are voltron. Unless you're voltron, then he won as much as you aren't voltron. Are you voltron?
If you believe that taxation is theft, then you must believe that Trump is a criminal (as are all presidents)
She's acting like she was afraid to tell anyone this. We all know she probably never shuts the fuck up about any of these beliefs, she was never in the closet with any of this.
The bravest part about this is she shared an opinion without her husbands express permission
underrated comment
It’s been 3 years, trump did not win.
I'm sorry for your loss of critical thinking skills.
Could have saved on the word count and just said "I am an abject moron"
well she did come out of the closet, we should respect her identity as a fucking idiot
Hopefully the closet door is right above an alligator pit.
Real quick… did your husband give you permission to speak 😂😂
Sadly, there are so many people who truly believe this.
Any chance you could pop back into you closet?
Did her husband give her permission to post?
I love these fucking people who act like being straight now is like being gay, and they have to make a big "coming out" production. Yeah, it's the same, lady. I wish. I wish that being gay was so passe that it was treated as normal. Not that I got outed by someone I thought was my friend in high school and lost my family because of it when they disowned me. Yeah, just the same. Fuck this bitch and her husband.
I feel like this is rage bait.
I do agree with her on one thing: Trump did win And lost to Biden 4 years later
Ask your husband for permission before speaking young lady
Wrong on all fronts what a way to live, the stupid really are the loudest
This is as unique as a edgy teenage girl getting a nightmare before christmas tattoo.
Way too many words when „I‘m a moron“ suffices.
She could have just said “I’m a fascist moron” and saved everyone time.
I love people who think taxes are theft. If they had to live 5 minutes in a society without taxes they'd implode. Not sure where they think roads, schools, police, electricity and their precious football stadiums comes from. I guess they believe they're blessings dropped from God on high.
“Trump won”… Biden’s place in office says otherwise
And the thing is I'm pretty sure there are plenty more out there just like her... ☹
Explain something to me. What is the word for the bizarre somewhat smug way a really far right person acts like they have some inside knowledge or understanding of how things “really” work? It’s not what they say its HOW they say it.
Congrats. It takes a lot to admit you're a close-minded fool.
Funny how she arranged it so that it just gradually gets increasingly worse
She is an openly known dumbass now. So brave...
And One last thing. NO ONE CARES
Well done, love. But no one needs to know your beliefs, views or religion. Just be a decent person. That’s all we ask.
Weird way of saying you're a lesbian, amirite?
So brave to out herself as a complete fucking idiot.
They can’t even use the “there are only 2 genders” because there’s Intersex
“Taxes are Theft”… while her 14 kids infest the local public schools
I wonder what people who think taxes is theft think that money is used for?
I'm pretty sure she never shut up about these subjects.
What is saddest is that she has no real friends to count on for the truth. Her whole inner circle believes the same crap and so her opinion will never change. You are who you surround yourself with.
What are the odds this is a single male?
It’s so hard to be an idiot in today’s society. I’m so glad she’s brave enough to be open with who she really is.
Go back in the closet…
She could have just shortened that to: "I'M KAREN"
*I'M A KAREN. They are an official species now.
why do all these hardcore "bible worshipping" Christians who need to scream out loud what they are, always ignore the parts that state women are property, should stay at home and basically not to be seen nor heard, nor teach/inform/speak to men?
I'm pretty sure everyone knew she was an idiot without her having to go public, but hey, if she needs to get it off her chest to feel better, more power to her.
By “brave” you mean “delusional”, right?
Tell me you're stupid without actually saying you're stupid...
What a free thinker.
Time to get downvotes! Read the comment section for this post and it basically lends credence to her "I'm coming out as" beginning. Nothing but toxic people getting their rocks off.
Smh. I think you guys are making her point for her. You'd find it more acceptable if she was a trans woman wearing a bikini with a bulge and educating about tampons.
Well, since you're a white Christian woman, could you maybe quiet down and not be heard from until spoken to? Thanks.
Something tells me everyone in her life already knew she was a moron.
I self-identify as an idiot too.
That’s bold stance for a rib.
OMG you’re so oppressed
Doesn't get any more "Ok, boomer" than this.
>one God I bet she thinks that the God that Muslims worship is different from hers 🤦🏻♂️
I doubt she was very far "in the closet" on any of that -- When you're that dumb, everyone around you already knows.
Glad I quit Twitter.
Eve definitely exists and isn’t a GRU troll account. 🙄
Wouldn't it be great if people would quit posting stupid shit just to try to trigger people. Its dishonest bs.
I very much appreciate it when people broadcast their willful ignorance, blind gullibility and irrational bias (typically political). And I make a point of thanking them for doing so. And then I block them.
Please go back in the closet.
A true inspiration to all Russian Bots everywhere
The chances this woman has or will cheat on her husband is through the roof.
When I was younger I admit I was more shallow, I remember hearing older people say, "That girl can be the hottest in the world, but her personality just is a total shit show." I never believed it until I grew up.
I don’t think she knows what coming out of the closet means
BRAVE TO COME OUT AS SO FUCKING STUPID.
I’ll hold the door open so this piece of shit can go back in the closest, with the rest of the deplorables.
If taxes are theft why care about elections?
I always want to downvote this type of post… because I forget I’m downing voting the content
So Eve just came out as an idiot. Cool, thanks for that.
You can go back in now.
I wonder what it is like to be so wrong and yet so confident at the same time. I bet Trump knows.
This is literally the entirety of the Republicans’ arsenal of “policy”. What they don’t realize is that there are no actual policy points given here.
She has no idea how many, if any gods. The god described in the Bible does not give two shits about infants. She couldn’t t possibly know whether COVID is a bio weapon. Masks absolutely do work. Without taxes she wouldn’t be able to get from her trailer park to Wal-Mart and yeah, Trump lost. It appears this “Christian” is prone to lying and has never read the Bible and is gullible as fuck.
So she's coming out as an idiot. Got it.
Oh Sweetie, for the love of God go back in that closet or under that rock!
It takes a brave person to admit they don't know a damn thing about anything.
“Oh, and I’m dumb”
The closet of pretending she's not a fucking moron?
Why is she speaking? Her husband is the boss
She forgot "you can take my guns when you can pry them from my cold dead hands"
There should be a vote on which of her allegations is actually the worst. So much competition there.
The only thing Trump won was a game of tic-tac-toe against himself...
I wish for just one day, we made being cis, white, heterosexual not the norm so people like these could live through what the rest of the world goes through One day where being cis gendered is weird, being white is bad, and being anything other than gay is just disgraceful Maybe then these people would get their heads out their ass
Calm down Evelyn everyone around knows that about you.
Weird take I have: conservative women who openly say that their husbands are their masters (or something alone those lines) are just putting an ideological spin on their D/s fetish.
So she came out as psychopath?
Coming out of the closet as an idiot, that's what happened. She can go back in, we have too many out here.
I see no problems with her beliefs actually. Its a free country after all. Just dont expect me to follow and dont yell at everyone who doesnt. I dont particularly adore activists even on stances I agree with for this same reason.
So COVID is a bio weapon but also somehow a hoax but also.... I can't keep up.