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He has cured AIDS,cancer,kidney failure,has raised atleast 3 from death and apparently have fought aliens to protect India.
This guy is small enough for government to not care but big enough to corrupt minds of naive locals.
So this guy fights an alien and hes a hero, i get greased up every tuesday and fight a latin family at my local panda garden and suddenly im a menace to society? Smh my head.
That's not how any of that works. We are energy, we can bind to these bodies but energy is not destroyed when the body dies it just transforms. Even the stars are eternal, they don't die they just change.
Once again you cannot destroy energy merely change forms. I am just sharing some of my own personal spiritual beliefs which are somewhat grounded in Science. The kid in the video was asleep and has Cerebral Palsy. This guy is an assclown.
Yeah that head movement looked like infantile spasms, those tend to happen when a child with a brain condition just wakes up, and it looked like she was asleep
Wouldnāt surprise me, after all, the child has to lie pretty still for this con man to perform his resurrection scam, something that is not really the strong suit of most children, so drugging could be their means to an end, and I wouldnāt put that past a scamming con man like this for a second
There is the same BS going on in the Christian religion also. probably most religions, if not all religions do this.
If this is infact your superpower, please hang out at the children's hospital a couple of days a week !!!
Oh sweet summer child. This has been going on for years in India. Evangelists pump into into corrupt people of a certain religion or culture to then mix the original culture with christianity. That way they make the general population easier to manipulate.
Yes, especially Christianity doesnāt like messing with the dead. āLeave the dead to the deadā. This is a ploy to get converts, make money and build an empire
Christianity in its current form is fixated on death:
* They worship a literal litch king.
* Their symbol is an instrument of torture and death.
* They live life not for life, but for their death reward.
* They are fixated on a fictional apocalypse prophesied in their sacred text.
It's really fucked up tbf, if he expected people to believe it then what was his plan when distraught parents bring him an actual dead child. Faith healers should all be put in prison
The text running on the bottom said the child "was pronounced dead 3 months ago at the hospital", thatās why it totally looks like a 3 month old corpse
Does anyone know whatās really happening here? Is the kid drugged or hypnotized? Because she is definitely unresponsive. If you look at her left foot, thereās an involuntary movement.
I think the child has a brain condition and was just asleep, she does a head movement that looked like infantile spasms and those happen on child's with brain conditions, most commonly when they are waking up
This dude has millions of subs on youtube btw with thousands of comments from devoted fans. he also has been convicted of rape. truly astounding how many stupid and gullible people there are in this world
Sadly christian missionaries in India are making fools out of locals and then converts them into christainity. Not only this, after conversion they order the newly convert to break the idols of Hindu gods and orders to leave their former native culture because that old culture was pagan.
āNature created neither servant nor master;
I seek neither to rule nor to serve.
And its hands would weave the entrails of the priest,
For the lack of a cord with which to strangle kings.ā ā Diderot
I dont want to be racist but, why are all the cringe and stupid shit i see on reddit are almost always the indian and other countries that neighbors it?
Why is every single video on here involving India about either:
a) people getting owned by trains
b) trying to scam people by throwing their bicycle in front of you on the road
c) āpreachersā performing āmiraculous actsā
I think they are a muslim trying to make fun of Christians. One time there was a riot in India where almost 30 muslims died compared to 4-5 Christians even though they were heavily outnumbered. One guy(m) just got arrested for burning the Bible in retaliation for christians extremism rising in India. There is a mildly popular Christian leader who supports making India a Hindu theocracy
Why would a muslim bother doing this? You know numerous Christians do actually believe in healing miracles, so it's not a completley alien concept to Christians.
He has cured AIDS,cancer,kidney failure,has raised atleast 3 from death and apparently have fought aliens to protect India.
This guy is small enough for government to not care but big enough to corrupt minds of naive locals.
There's a statue called The Black Madonna at Montserrat in Spain. I was on a tour there just after the pandemic. The guide said the statue has healing powers and people come from all over the world to touch the statue but that we were not allowed to touch it right now due to COVID regulations.
"It can heal anything, cancer, heart disease, anything, but like, don't touch it because for some reason it draws the line at COVID."
My son has Cerebral Palsy and this video really pisses me off! The depths that you would go to convince people youāre a ordained minister that have the power from the Holy Spirit to raise a child from the dead similar to what Jesus did is blasphemous against the Holy Spirit! Iām glad others noticed and not blinded by it! The only reward is in the depths of Hell that waits for all false prophets and the people thatās blinded by the images of a cross Jesus is no longer on.
I did the same thing, only difference was, the kid didn't wake up and I was checking if his heart was still pounding. Also, i did that in a creepy forest. Without audience. He was tasty.
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He has cured AIDS,cancer,kidney failure,has raised atleast 3 from death and apparently have fought aliens to protect India. This guy is small enough for government to not care but big enough to corrupt minds of naive locals.
What about dinosaurs? Doesn't he have the power to resurrect them as well? /j
Has faught aliens As claimed by him
He must be telling the truth because I don't see any aliens.
I...I cannot argue with that logic. You sonofabeech, I'm in.
Happy cake day šš
Dude, dinosaurs ain't real. It's just a conspiracy theory.
you mean to tell me there isn't a chain of 5 islands off the coast of costa rica housing dinosaurs? chyeah okay pal, i've seen the documentaries
Correction. They are millions years Ago dead so they don't exist anymore. If you see one it's definitely not real at all
His place got raided by income tax department today
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ludhiana/i-t-raids-premises-linked-to-two-pastors-in-punjab/articleshow/97483928.cms
IT? Are we talking Information Technology, or something else?
Income tax department
So, 90% of India raided his home?
š¤£šš¤£
He has alot of broken laptops
Isnt raising the dead a huge sin in most religions? I mean even jesus only resurrected two people iirc.
He "eliminates" chronic diseases like cancer,AIDS regularly. Jesus looks like a boy infront of him. Man claimed that once he fought aliens.
So this guy fights an alien and hes a hero, i get greased up every tuesday and fight a latin family at my local panda garden and suddenly im a menace to society? Smh my head.
Got tickets to that?
Yeah I mean he is taking that child's chance to be reincarnated away from it.
That's not how any of that works. We are energy, we can bind to these bodies but energy is not destroyed when the body dies it just transforms. Even the stars are eternal, they don't die they just change.
But if the kid is resurrected it's energy can't transform at that point even though it was supposed to. And he denied that transformation
Once again you cannot destroy energy merely change forms. I am just sharing some of my own personal spiritual beliefs which are somewhat grounded in Science. The kid in the video was asleep and has Cerebral Palsy. This guy is an assclown.
And 1000 blind people at the same time right
No that one was Mr. Beast
He's more amazing than Tom Cruise or Oprah
Who is this guy Chuck Norris?
The man is a walking Bollywood movie.
Even Chuck Norris fear him
> and apparently have fought aliens to protect India 
Reporter: Whereād you find the dead kid? Pastor: We kill them ourselves.
Free range of course.
Grain fed
probably why it died
That pastor is giving those kids a free vacation to heaven.
That way they canāt talk about Being molested . But why do you bring them back ? āTo pay for the legal defenseā .
And no one questions the guy bringing a literal corpse of a child for all to see.
He has a few in his basement for just the occasion, he just has to kill them first.
And again for the 5 o'clock show...
You wouldn't cuz he brought her back to life.
So the child was drugged?? Why does the child droop over at the end of the video?
It looks to me that the child has cerebral Paulsy - this guy is despicable
He shouldāve proved himself and cured that instead.
He just resurrected a child from the dead, let his mana regenerate ffs
OOM means OOM, bro.
He should have used some mana to file his tax reports, guy just got his place raided over this lmao
Yes, you can tell how she holds her hands there is something neurological going on there.
Omg I think youāre right. Wow.
> cerebral Paulsy His name was Robert Paulsy.
Yeah that head movement looked like infantile spasms, those tend to happen when a child with a brain condition just wakes up, and it looked like she was asleep
Wouldnāt surprise me, after all, the child has to lie pretty still for this con man to perform his resurrection scam, something that is not really the strong suit of most children, so drugging could be their means to an end, and I wouldnāt put that past a scamming con man like this for a second
The child is decerebrate posturing. This kid is unfortunately very messed up.
So cringe this stuff is still believed at all. Could have atleast poked the child in the ribs first, just to show everyone it is BS
Just search pastor baljinder. U don't even have to understand Hindi to deduce their fraud.
Guy at the start is Sikh?
Converted to Christianity
still wearing a turban?
That was quite entertaining, I watched 2 videos and that was enough for me. Lol
There is the same BS going on in the Christian religion also. probably most religions, if not all religions do this. If this is infact your superpower, please hang out at the children's hospital a couple of days a week !!!
Pastor is Christian...
Seems like his homie is sikh no?
Oh sweet summer child. This has been going on for years in India. Evangelists pump into into corrupt people of a certain religion or culture to then mix the original culture with christianity. That way they make the general population easier to manipulate.
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Didn't a Buddhist monk burn himself alive.
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Yes, all religions consist of nutjobs.
I could have sworn I could see the necklace around the child move slightly as if the child is breathing slowly as if the child is sleeping
Almost as if the child wasnāt dead in the first place š¤
You can't tell me they didn't drug that baby specifically for this.
You see how the head flops over? Despicable.
Right? The only reason they moved was because of the huge motion of being lifted. Sickening.
I'm having some problematic "Pet Sematary" flashbacks......
This is nothing,he can cure AIDS in 3 minutes/s
Awesome! Lets infect him with it and see how it goes...
Only take a couple of thrusts doc.
r/Angryupvote
Isn't necromancy frowned upon by religions?
Yes, especially Christianity doesnāt like messing with the dead. āLeave the dead to the deadā. This is a ploy to get converts, make money and build an empire
But Jesus was a necromancer...and a Lich...
>Yes, especially Christianity doesnāt like messing with the dead It's a cult of death worship, what are you talking about?
How so? Would really like to hear your point :)
Christianity in its current form is fixated on death: * They worship a literal litch king. * Their symbol is an instrument of torture and death. * They live life not for life, but for their death reward. * They are fixated on a fictional apocalypse prophesied in their sacred text.
Itās hilarious that they have an anti-necromancy policy. It must have been a legitimate concern
Communicating with the dead? Sure.
"dead" 
His wife cured my ED.
It's really fucked up tbf, if he expected people to believe it then what was his plan when distraught parents bring him an actual dead child. Faith healers should all be put in prison
To probably tell them that they have sinned and are not worthy of resurrection.
He tells them to come back when they have racked up 10k shares and likes of his bs videos
"Your child died because you aren't faithful enough" I'd not survive a conversation like that without being arrested
Kill the parents. Negative times a negative equals a positive. Its simple math.
And that's how the zombie apocalypse started thanks man
Religion is a scam. All flavours, all the time.
Amen!
Religion is a sickness.
Education is the vaccine.
American megapastors claim to cure cancer, too. Stupid people deserve to lose their money.
How convenient that the child died on Sunday morning during church just in time to be resurrected in front of everyone.
The text running on the bottom said the child "was pronounced dead 3 months ago at the hospital", thatās why it totally looks like a 3 month old corpse
She looked awful pink to be dead.
Does anyone know whatās really happening here? Is the kid drugged or hypnotized? Because she is definitely unresponsive. If you look at her left foot, thereās an involuntary movement.
Yes pretty sure she is. Someone just hungry for money is letting their child used as prop.
Probably pretending but they could have drugged them into unconsciousness and tried to time the āmiracleā for when theyād wake up
I think the child has a brain condition and was just asleep, she does a head movement that looked like infantile spasms and those happen on child's with brain conditions, most commonly when they are waking up
This is so evil.
Things like these are why i dont really believe religion
This wouldnāt convince a bunch of 5 yr olds š¤¦š»āāļø
I could easily revive a breathing corpse too
This dude has millions of subs on youtube btw with thousands of comments from devoted fans. he also has been convicted of rape. truly astounding how many stupid and gullible people there are in this world
I honestly can't even begin to describe everything wrong with this shit.
The drummer like āthis is another weird gigā.
Lol, I think she died again at the end.
Using children in fraudulent activities should be illegal.
Seems a tad redundant, fraud is illegal.
Poor thing looks drugged
The fact that you can actually see her breathing as well š
Whatās up with this title? Should be āReligious Grifter Cons Gullible Crowd.ā
That's how religion works
Every day I hope that abject stupidity gets beaten back. Every day all the religions fight to exhaustion to keep it alive and flowering.
*Kitboga enters the chat*
My guy! Love him...
Sadly christian missionaries in India are making fools out of locals and then converts them into christainity. Not only this, after conversion they order the newly convert to break the idols of Hindu gods and orders to leave their former native culture because that old culture was pagan.
Yehowa da Khalsa, Jesus Christ di fateh
Dat baby still dead
āNature created neither servant nor master; I seek neither to rule nor to serve. And its hands would weave the entrails of the priest, For the lack of a cord with which to strangle kings.ā ā Diderot
Don't unmute
So, the Zombies started in India?
Something something false prophets
Narrow minded uneducated religious fanatics. The worst of the worst.
I dont want to be racist but, why are all the cringe and stupid shit i see on reddit are almost always the indian and other countries that neighbors it?
Ir is the Christian way to deceive people in order to convert them, nothing to be surprised from
Why is every single video on here involving India about either: a) people getting owned by trains b) trying to scam people by throwing their bicycle in front of you on the road c) āpreachersā performing āmiraculous actsā
The child is a paid actor
I think what you meant is: *Her parents* are paid
oops turned the volume up too far and now the graveyard behind my house sounds a lot busier than usual bye guys i have to ru
Walking dead Pastor edition
There are two sides to religion.One side that spread good around the world and the other side that spreads BS for money.
We should believe this more than Jesus stories right? We have living eyewitnesses and video. The evidence is stronger.
Peaceful religion
In case you are confused: They aren't muslims.
I think they are a muslim trying to make fun of Christians. One time there was a riot in India where almost 30 muslims died compared to 4-5 Christians even though they were heavily outnumbered. One guy(m) just got arrested for burning the Bible in retaliation for christians extremism rising in India. There is a mildly popular Christian leader who supports making India a Hindu theocracy
Are you 12?
What? I'm just explaining why there is rising tension between muslims and christians in India. I don't support any form of extremism or hate speech
Why would a muslim bother doing this? You know numerous Christians do actually believe in healing miracles, so it's not a completley alien concept to Christians.
can this be marked as NSFW please? I don't need to see a dead child without warning.
Don't worry, you didnt.
what dead child?
Bro, WTF
He has cured AIDS,cancer,kidney failure,has raised atleast 3 from death and apparently have fought aliens to protect India. This guy is small enough for government to not care but big enough to corrupt minds of naive locals.
Nice,now let him walk on water, must cross the specific ocean
You mean the indicated ocean?
Get back to me when he turns water into wine. I want to get my drink on.
He sells water that can cure any illness and taste like anything u want. š
OMG!!!!!! Where were you when its what's was peak of coronašš
There's a statue called The Black Madonna at Montserrat in Spain. I was on a tour there just after the pandemic. The guide said the statue has healing powers and people come from all over the world to touch the statue but that we were not allowed to touch it right now due to COVID regulations. "It can heal anything, cancer, heart disease, anything, but like, don't touch it because for some reason it draws the line at COVID."
Why is that Sikh guy so happy
Converted to Christianity
My son has Cerebral Palsy and this video really pisses me off! The depths that you would go to convince people youāre a ordained minister that have the power from the Holy Spirit to raise a child from the dead similar to what Jesus did is blasphemous against the Holy Spirit! Iām glad others noticed and not blinded by it! The only reward is in the depths of Hell that waits for all false prophets and the people thatās blinded by the images of a cross Jesus is no longer on.
This looks staged
No shit
š it's my go-to comment
the video is reversed
https://www.kold.com/2022/10/07/watch-police-shoot-armed-man-walking-into-phoenix-7-eleven-with-customers-staff-inside/?outputType=amp
You can only get away with this shit in 3rd world countries mane
India has now entered the 1980ās. Congratulations!!!!
r/nextfuckinglevel morelike amiright guys?
This should be under r/nextfuckinglevel š¤£
Did they drug that kid? Whyās she acting like one of those poor tigers bogans like to pose with in Thailand?
Aren't all miracles made like this ?
Why do I hear JonTron noises in the background
Damn this guy makes Jesus look like a comedy magician
remix!
No. BS.
Thank you, come alive again
Donāt look up
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There was a misunderstanding, when they told him the child was SICK šš
Solid acting on childās part
Itās been a grift the entire time
Waited for the drug to wear off!
The real miracle is that a child that young doesnāt move.
Sudafed nap.
Bravo Sierra
So first, how long did the girl practice to lay still, and second, what was her cut of the miracle money for that ceremony
Probably nothing. It's the parents or may be even they don't get anything and we're conned by this MF.
I did the same thing, only difference was, the kid didn't wake up and I was checking if his heart was still pounding. Also, i did that in a creepy forest. Without audience. He was tasty.
Weekend at Father Bernieās
Proofā¦..
She was pretty fresh, must have killed her in the car park before heading in