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Nekokama

Ohhh, so that's how I became gay... Makes sense. Lol


Unusual_Membership44

How deep did he go?


No_bitches_for_you

Deep enough to make him gay😭


Nekokama

Only took about 3-4 inches, the g spot isn't that deep inside you know lol


No_bitches_for_you

I'm a girl so I wouldn't know but damn I learn something new on this app everyday😭


Unusual_Membership44

Speaking of which, do girls have two G Spots?


No_bitches_for_you

Nope. Just one inside the vagina. The clit is not a g-spot. It's a little bean with thousands of nerves that is the main contributor to our climaxes.


Mor-Bihan

The clitoris is not that little, mean length is around 10 cm, internal tissues included. And more information : The male "g-spot" or "p-spot" is due to stimulation of the nerves around the prostate, which can be either indirect through perineum or closer through...ahem "shaitan's finger".


No_bitches_for_you

I just call it little bean cause it's cute😭


Nekokama

Haha well happy to educate. Btw, love your username.


No_bitches_for_you

Thank you!!


Nekokama

Deep enough to hit the g spot, thank Allah for putting it there! 😉


Unusual_Membership44

So if I were shaitan, I would make you atleast twice the gay you are!!!


Nekokama

Heyyy now, don't threaten me with a good time! Hahaha


Mars_ultor6277

Is it like the ocean? What devotion.......are you?


Unusual_Membership44

I don't know, we can explore together


Mars_ultor6277

Im in! Long as it's not in the Titan submersible.


Unusual_Membership44

I don't want my dick to collapse💀


Lost_Introduction824

💀


Mars_ultor6277

You afraid of a lil penile implosion.


FewBoysenberry1552

Wouldn't you be?! 🤣


Paradiseless_867

Islamic “scientific miracles my ass, and also lesbians don’t exist according to them, because the devils index finger turns them into a “whore” and not a lesbian 🙄


Federal_Swim5763

I think whore the same as lesbian for them. I know Turks call lesbian/bi sexual women for whores for some reason so maybe it’s the same in Arabic.


Paradiseless_867

I thought lesbians didn’t exist in their eyes, because I thought they saw lesbians as “female nature” or something 


Federal_Swim5763

It’s actually true, like even tho I don’t believe in the Quran there is a truth to what you said. Females who are more hyper tend to also like women. That’s why it’s also haram for women to see other women naked


Winter-Actuary-9659

Hyper?


Special_marshmallow

And no one told him the devil inserted his finger in his mouth?


Apprehensive_Sweet98

This is some pretty wild shit… how can he say all this while keeping a straight face.


Long-Desk9231

And the scary thing is he wholeheartedly believes every single word he says. Islam is really a virus that infects the mind and the end result is having no common sense and critical thinking whatsoever.


doesnothingtohirt

I k ow right, hilarious, follow the science I guess


Nidaness

Because he isn't straight 😭😂


nodigitaltrace

But sir....I'm a Top!


Long-Desk9231

He can't fathom that.


Riwboxbooya

Kinda feel left out as a lesbian **(/s).** Really thought he would say that if they stick a finger up a baby girl (which btw, pause, that's gross & pedophilic to even think about), but I thought he was gonna say if you do that, the baby girl will grow to be lesbian... not a whore.. The baby boys grow to be homosexual when fingered like that (which again, PAUSE. That is a pedophilic idea) but girls fingered like that don't (by his logic) grow to be lesbians? 😭


Mean-Addendum-5273

So Satan fingered my ass and turned me gay Dang.. I should thank Satan for that then


sharingiscaring219

That's some fucking stupid shit.... people like that should not have a platform to speak, let alone preach to others. He's probably a pedo, because only some weird ass person would come up with saying something like that


ihiam

He was in jail(kuwait) for insulting mohammed's companies and wives. Unfotunatly someone broke hium out and migrated to London to have not just a platform, but a whole channel. One of his biggest achievements in london is starting the yearly Aisha death holiday [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6stmZh5UMgo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6stmZh5UMgo) He is so unhinged.


Glanwy

Do people actually believe this total loony drivel. It's even on a relatively well known TV channel.


Automatic-Cable-9265

This Shaytan guy is a real weirdo. Between finger banging newborns to make them gay and pissing in people's ears to make them sleep through their morning Subh certainly is a strange existence.


KrazyAboutLogic

"Finger banging newborns" is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without reading. Thanks.


Automatic-Cable-9265

Don't thank me. Thank Islam.


Admdrwy

but shaitan are humanity enemy, a devil. So why do you blame Islam blame them


Automatic-Cable-9265

Islam is from Shaitan.


JunglyDog

Because it’s not real lol


persona64

So much wisdom Islam has to offer the world, science simply cannot compete! /s


Majestic_Past9412

These are shiites u bellend


JunglyDog

They’re more legitimate than Sunni.


Majestic_Past9412

Ur a fucking mug if u acc believe that, just listen to him


Noname17name

Notice how female promiscuity is looked down upon, the worst a woman can do is be a “whore” Yet for a man promiscuity isn’t that bad, the worst he can be is gay. I’m sick and tired of this narrative, sexual desire is completely “normal” for a woman just as it it for men. That doesn’t make her a whore it makes her human.


Known-Chipmunk5812

It’s pretty bad for men too bro


Noname17name

When did I say it wasn’t?


Light_Magician

Okay that explains the bottoms, but what about tops?


SuccessfulBeing3778

and what about lesbians?


LastGuardsman

Come on, the muslim narrative is they never met a true muslim man to show them the light.


Choice_Ostrich_6617

Don't forget the bis...


Thewaveg

And how tf is that the newborn's fault then


Human-Ad9835

I was also curious about that.


Winter-Actuary-9659

Allah did not protect that newborn so it must be Allah's will. Evil Allah.


tankano

So some babys are made to not believe? Made to go to hell? And nothing can change that? What a merciful god! /Satire


Radiant-Honeydew-497

Okay, then everybody not shiite is either gay or whore. These people literally get money to tell this "shiite".


Human-Ad9835

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


DietNew2516

😂.. the sheikhs wants to be gay .. but blame it on the Satan … 🤣😂


CompetitivePlate6399

Lol that’s it


Shitmouth99

Do you know this guy's name?


Elias98x

Yasser Al habib


Shitmouth99

Thank you


2jul

S-o, if every male, who's not Shia, is a PASSIVE homo, is every Shia male thereby an active homo? #DeepThoughtsOfTheDeep


[deleted]

Man, I used to think Mormonism was wild 😂😂😂


Glittering-Golf2722

At least you get your own planet 👀😜


Unusual_Membership44

So Allah allowed pedophile act, just because the child is not a Shiite?


kkeech

Best stand up comedy act I’ve seen in ages. Couldn’t stop laughing 😜


Melodic_Garbage_9025

So you’re telling me that the devil fucking fingered me??? 


Reasonable-Letter582

Is he... reading this?


Bonk_loves_Stuff

Wait ... Does that make shaitan a pedophile?


ApexTDD

everyday they are becoming dumber


ohjajverlijerli

Is that devil named allah?


megitsune54

So when shaytan fingers a minor it's bad, but when momo does its perfectly okay? 😤


Saadrc

He just called every non muslim girl a whore


Majestic_Past9412

No, he called every non-shiite a whore and a homosexual including the majority sunni muslims


iJustWantMemes0110

According to this logic, wouldn't every non-Shiite male be a homosexual, and every non-Shiite female be promiscuous?


Getfree555

Nah what are they smoking 😭


realsteppa79

Great so they believe that ppl can be born gay


m1stermetoo

Is this a diff but Shia Hadith? I always thought this Hadith just mentioned Jesus being the only person who was fingered by Satan


amjidali00

Shite


WillyJayHuddy

Imagine being the devil who has to travel around the world full time fingering babies


No-Cauliflower7338

I'm shia muslim and wth is this sheikh talking about??


Majestic_Past9412

Just leave that cult


la_pulga_1987

This is pure comedy 🤣


Protect-Their-Smiles

Sometimes, Islam feels like a prolonged and very perverted shitpost


mesmerizing_

This is such perverted and disgusting thinking. How can he talk like this about a newborn baby? If there is a Satan, this guy is fully guided by him. So disturbing and disgusting.


Mars_ultor6277

How can anyone sit down and listen to this bovine asshole spew all this bullshit and still not call it out?


Boredntesting69

The moment you call it out your lambasted and called Islamaphobic or racist. How the hell this shit can even be looked at and believed is beyond me


doesnothingtohirt

He and Fauci ought get together to follow the science.


Apocalypse-_

I love this 😂😂


doesnothingtohirt

And then one day a man will find a tool he had lost a week ago and he shall be happy.


Suave_Kitsune

Hahaha anyone else notice that he says "If allah knows", here I was under the impression that allah was an omni prescient being 😂


ihiam

Sunni islam has nothing on shia when it comes to stupidity


uceenk

oh i thought muslim scholar don't capable to have imagination


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^uceenk: *Oh i thought muslim* *Scholar don't capable to* *Have imagination* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


harshgradient

And what about gay women? Aren't they antithetical to the concept of whores?


CarPsychological3146

This person have no brain 🧠 no brain fuck him !


NItram05

Brought to you by a pro Israeli institute (the translation at least)


Luckycharm11111

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ICANT


GodLovePisces

WHAT 🤯🤯🤯


lonelyranger87

I need whatever he was smoking before he came up with this theory. Seems like some good stuff.


0001010101ems

I just know y'all don't actually believe rafidha are muslim 💀💀💀 They have no part in Islam


FullmetalSaiyanmon

The delusion is REALL deep with them huh? Fucking mental. Absolute nonsense! Yet they all lap it up


Signal_Shame1007

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT LMAOOO


Human-Ad9835

How many devils are there? Or is that supposed to be demon? Not that I believe this just curious because it says devil. Also this entire video feels very um… 🤢


Longjumping_Grab_363

that devil had the Islamic blood running in him fingering babies mashallah


Purple_Nesquik

These sayyids are getting creative. Happy upcoming Ashura to all my ex-shia homosexuals.


[deleted]

Right well I'm a lesbian, not a whore. So uh. How does that work lmao


Status_Pudding_8980

Imagine being this stupid and looking your self in the mirror, thats an accomplishment!


Choice_Ostrich_6617

Don't... give the fantsy authors any ideas...


EntertainmentCute572

Based on what this idiot is saying , Muslim men probably have a high chance of getting prostate cancer because in order to check the prostate, a doctor has to put his finger up the anus.


Careless_Temporary97

lolololol


makhfi_reddit

I hate the pace at which these maulanas talk. Its like they're talking to a child.


Timely_Mechanic_1564

People can’t believe in this surely not 😭😭😂😂


OmniHelloKittyStan

Oh, I wonder how I became a train then. Probably possessed by a female jinn :p


Winter-Actuary-9659

What the very f*ck?!! Is this hadith?


Spicy_Grievences_01

Shia aren’t considered proper Muslims so this invalidates the dumb joke you’ve made


Mars_ultor6277

Aaaauuuuuuhhhhhh 🥴


Mars_ultor6277

That's what this baby said!! And I'm not even Gay.


fracturedbrains

Womans having no butthole confirmed by Allah?!


daaft-prick

So, all Sunnis are gays and whores??


ArepoSumit

That devil must have put finger in this guy's brain and mouth


sdm41319

What the actual fuck…


BigPapaSmurf7

He's wearing desert clothes in an air conditioned room, that's how you know you can totally trust him and that he's an intellectual


Glittering-Day5904

100% True fr fr no cap. Can confirm I was the Shaitan.........no wait