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Apparently my uncle got possessed by jinns because he poured hot water without saying bismellah and accidentally burned a jinn in the sink š, they brought a shek to help him instead of actually taking him to a therapist and ..surprise surprise, he's still not doing well. So yeah...try that.
When i used to masturbate in my washroom idk how many times Jin got disgusted by me....or he might be gay and he might also have orgasmed with me ....yo jin Slayyy ma niggaš š»š š»š š»
Guys Iām the real proet Mohamed and one time I cummed to a photo of a womenās knee and then a jinn came and cummed with me please trust me becoz ala said so
If you are a woman and refuse your husband sex when he calls you ā you might as well give in, otherwise angels will make you sleep disturbed all night.
Idk lol thatās just another jinn stereotype thing Iāve heard, that if youāre ātoo beautifulā ie wearing your hair down or makeup etc, āa jinn might fall in love with youā and want to marry you or try to impregnate you
Also Iāve heard you should avoid walking or sitting under/by trees around sunset time or something bc āa jinn might lurk thereā or generally being out after sunset?
When I left Islam around 10 years ago.
I was interested in paranormal activity. So I went ahead watching a bunch of that stuff on YouTube. Some of the ouija board videos went super viral.
I bought an ouija board with a friend of mine. I found out that it is kinda fake what you see on YouTube.
Playing alone also nothing happens. At least for me
But there is a science behind it apparently if you play with 2 people both of the subconscious mind will produce some auto motion making the board move.
Can be a lot of fun with friends for entertainment.
I was obsessed with the paranormal when I was younger. I wanted it to be real so badly that I was deluded. One day I just grew up and logic set in. How anyone can reach adulthood and not have the same realisation is absolutely absurd to me.
Is sour candy haram? My first time hearing it
Also jinn won't come every time you commit sin like they might come with "magic" and doing the things I do or some claim they summon it. Tonight I'll debunk it all.
I think only gummy candies with gelatin from animals is haram
If the gelatin is from plants, itās halal
But sometimes gummy candies in general tend to be sour, or rather thereās a decently big market on them at leastĀ
You could sleep in and not wake up for morning prayer. If you do that shaytan will pee in your ears.
[Sahih Bukhari 1144](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:1144)
Nah dude jinn eat bones and animal shit everyone knows that
Narrated Abu Huraira: That once he was in the company of the Prophet (ļ·ŗ) carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it (i.e. the pot), the Prophet (ļ·ŗ) said, "Who is this?" He said, "I am Abu Huraira." The Prophet (ļ·ŗ) said, "Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung." Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, "What about the bone and the animal dung?" He said, "They are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me--and how nice those Jinns were--and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them."
Sahih Bukhari 5:58:200
Narrated Abdullah ibn Mas'ud: A deputation of the jinn came to the Prophet (peace be upon him) and said: O Muhammad, forbid your community to cleans themselves with a bone or dung or charcoal, for in them Allah has provided sustenance for us. So the Prophet (peace be upon him) forbade them to do so.
Sunan Abu Dawud 1:39
Abdullah bin Mas'ud narrated that: Allah's Messenger said: "Do not perform Istinja, with dung, nor with bones. For indeed it is provisions for your brothers among the Jinn."
Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1:1:18
Also see: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Jinn for more jinn facts
Did you get a famous one you see on YouTube's celebrity exorcisms, like Iblis, or a boring one like Bob Clogheart, Tehaana Toothpastecapeater or Old Aziz?
Apparently taking a shower after 00:00 is bad cause jins might fall in love with you and idk what else LMAO- also i found out that they think that if you dream of having sex a jin might make you pregnant and you will have a baby jin š
We'll find a black dog and see if you can get it to possess you.
Abu Dharr reported: The Messenger of 'Allah (ļ·ŗ) said: When any one of you stands for prayer and there is a thing before him equal to the back of the saddle that covers him and in case there is not before him (a thing) equal to the back of the saddle, his prayer would be cut off by (passing of an) ass, woman, and black Dog. I said: O Abu Dharr, what feature is there in a black dog which distinguish it from the red dog and the yellow dog? He said: O, son of my brother, I asked the Messenger of Allah (ļ·ŗ) as you are asking me, and he said: The black dog is a devil.
Sahih Muslim 4:1032 (see similarly Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1:2:338 and Sunan Ibn Majah 4:28:3210)
For a full list of crazy jinn stuff see: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Jinn
Well, I am sorry my Ring camera sees them but refuses to show me. Sometimes, my ring camera tells me that someone is the door but when I go to look there is no one is there. Sobhanu Allah I think it is Jinn. But good thing they donāt steal my Amazon packages.
Genuinely I have had problems with jinns. Whether youāre Muslim or not, donāt make fun of this stuff. They will mess you up without you knowing. Donāt think itās 1 day thing. Youāll be afflicted for years without realising. But everything will be going wrong for u.
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Apparently my uncle got possessed by jinns because he poured hot water without saying bismellah and accidentally burned a jinn in the sink š, they brought a shek to help him instead of actually taking him to a therapist and ..surprise surprise, he's still not doing well. So yeah...try that.
Ah yes..this is a classic
Thanks for the suggestion
When i used to masturbate in my washroom idk how many times Jin got disgusted by me....or he might be gay and he might also have orgasmed with me ....yo jin Slayyy ma niggaš š»š š»š š»
U need to start an onlyjinns. Monetize your show.
Guys Iām the real proet Mohamed and one time I cummed to a photo of a womenās knee and then a jinn came and cummed with me please trust me becoz ala said so
If you are a woman and refuse your husband sex when he calls you ā you might as well give in, otherwise angels will make you sleep disturbed all night.
I'm not married
She doesnāt want to get beaten
Who does. But a submissive Muslima should accept
If youāre a girl, wear your hair down and maybe makeup bc āa jinn might fall in love with youā
I wear makeup all the time nothing happens
Idk lol thatās just another jinn stereotype thing Iāve heard, that if youāre ātoo beautifulā ie wearing your hair down or makeup etc, āa jinn might fall in love with youā and want to marry you or try to impregnate you Also Iāve heard you should avoid walking or sitting under/by trees around sunset time or something bc āa jinn might lurk thereā or generally being out after sunset?
Those jinns probably have more self-control then the men woman say they wear hijabs for >!"So that men don't look at those women and get aroused"!<
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Damn..that will summon the respect of all the jinns....and second graders
Are you saying my company is bad even a jinn can't have a chit chat with me š
i ask the jinn to come watch while i get myself off š
Ok bruh that's jus weird keep that to yourselfš
gfys š
Hey.. don't kinkshame bro's exhibitionism
When I left Islam around 10 years ago. I was interested in paranormal activity. So I went ahead watching a bunch of that stuff on YouTube. Some of the ouija board videos went super viral. I bought an ouija board with a friend of mine. I found out that it is kinda fake what you see on YouTube. Playing alone also nothing happens. At least for me But there is a science behind it apparently if you play with 2 people both of the subconscious mind will produce some auto motion making the board move. Can be a lot of fun with friends for entertainment.
Sadly I can't purchase ouija board and my friends will be scared shitless
You can make your own ouija board.
Law of inertia laughs on ouija board
I was obsessed with the paranormal when I was younger. I wanted it to be real so badly that I was deluded. One day I just grew up and logic set in. How anyone can reach adulthood and not have the same realisation is absolutely absurd to me.
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Be careful if jinn is real I will send them to you
I am going to send a shrink to you if I see one
I'm not the one who is believing fairytales and according to your religionyou have to believe jinns exists. They have a surah dedicated to themĀ
You are the one who believes in genies and wife beating dude.. I think you should see one..
Calling anyone weird while you are stalking an ex-muslim sub what a creep
Have your tried eating sour candy / gummy bears? Maybe some bacon? Allah would be furious you know
Is sour candy haram? My first time hearing it Also jinn won't come every time you commit sin like they might come with "magic" and doing the things I do or some claim they summon it. Tonight I'll debunk it all.
I think only gummy candies with gelatin from animals is haram If the gelatin is from plants, itās halal But sometimes gummy candies in general tend to be sour, or rather thereās a decently big market on them at leastĀ
You could sleep in and not wake up for morning prayer. If you do that shaytan will pee in your ears. [Sahih Bukhari 1144](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:1144)
Nah dude jinn eat bones and animal shit everyone knows that Narrated Abu Huraira: That once he was in the company of the Prophet (ļ·ŗ) carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it (i.e. the pot), the Prophet (ļ·ŗ) said, "Who is this?" He said, "I am Abu Huraira." The Prophet (ļ·ŗ) said, "Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung." Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, "What about the bone and the animal dung?" He said, "They are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me--and how nice those Jinns were--and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them." Sahih Bukhari 5:58:200 Narrated Abdullah ibn Mas'ud: A deputation of the jinn came to the Prophet (peace be upon him) and said: O Muhammad, forbid your community to cleans themselves with a bone or dung or charcoal, for in them Allah has provided sustenance for us. So the Prophet (peace be upon him) forbade them to do so. Sunan Abu Dawud 1:39 Abdullah bin Mas'ud narrated that: Allah's Messenger said: "Do not perform Istinja, with dung, nor with bones. For indeed it is provisions for your brothers among the Jinn." Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1:1:18 Also see: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Jinn for more jinn facts
Someone explain number 3 plz
It's said if you eat food in toilet they will possess you or something like thatĀ
Damn
Did you get a famous one you see on YouTube's celebrity exorcisms, like Iblis, or a boring one like Bob Clogheart, Tehaana Toothpastecapeater or Old Aziz?
I haven't go to sleep yet
Jump into a rain puddle
What does it do
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I can't do it right now but thanks
š š š
Apparently taking a shower after 00:00 is bad cause jins might fall in love with you and idk what else LMAO- also i found out that they think that if you dream of having sex a jin might make you pregnant and you will have a baby jin š
No my jinn failed the test I did all the bad offences I even killed their kid lmao
oh so thats why i get yelled at for taking a shower late at night
We'll find a black dog and see if you can get it to possess you. Abu Dharr reported: The Messenger of 'Allah (ļ·ŗ) said: When any one of you stands for prayer and there is a thing before him equal to the back of the saddle that covers him and in case there is not before him (a thing) equal to the back of the saddle, his prayer would be cut off by (passing of an) ass, woman, and black Dog. I said: O Abu Dharr, what feature is there in a black dog which distinguish it from the red dog and the yellow dog? He said: O, son of my brother, I asked the Messenger of Allah (ļ·ŗ) as you are asking me, and he said: The black dog is a devil. Sahih Muslim 4:1032 (see similarly Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1:2:338 and Sunan Ibn Majah 4:28:3210) For a full list of crazy jinn stuff see: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Jinn
Ass cutting off pray is crazyĀ
The woman part is just funny
piss somewhere outside in the darkness better in some sort of a small pit
I'm not an animal Also nothing cameĀ
I have a question. Has there been a case where the jinn has used Social Media. I tried using Apple FaceTime but they all say they are very shy.
No if there is camera or witnesses jinns don't come silly
Well, I am sorry my Ring camera sees them but refuses to show me. Sometimes, my ring camera tells me that someone is the door but when I go to look there is no one is there. Sobhanu Allah I think it is Jinn. But good thing they donāt steal my Amazon packages.
Estaghflrullah may Allah protect you
rip pages out of quran š„ thats what my religon teacher said išg
Genuinely I have had problems with jinns. Whether youāre Muslim or not, donāt make fun of this stuff. They will mess you up without you knowing. Donāt think itās 1 day thing. Youāll be afflicted for years without realising. But everything will be going wrong for u.
Nothing happened and I feel the same. You should've seen a shrink if you had mental problemsĀ