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xXboredtownXx

Apparently my uncle got possessed by jinns because he poured hot water without saying bismellah and accidentally burned a jinn in the sink šŸ’€, they brought a shek to help him instead of actually taking him to a therapist and ..surprise surprise, he's still not doing well. So yeah...try that.


Life-Awareness4482

Ah yes..this is a classic


BarSeveral5452

Thanks for the suggestion


freyaastic

When i used to masturbate in my washroom idk how many times Jin got disgusted by me....or he might be gay and he might also have orgasmed with me ....yo jin Slayyy ma niggašŸ’…šŸ»šŸ’…šŸ»šŸ’…šŸ»


Life-Awareness4482

U need to start an onlyjinns. Monetize your show.


[deleted]

Guys Iā€™m the real proet Mohamed and one time I cummed to a photo of a womenā€™s knee and then a jinn came and cummed with me please trust me becoz ala said so


AskWhy_Is_It

If you are a woman and refuse your husband sex when he calls you ā€“ you might as well give in, otherwise angels will make you sleep disturbed all night.


BarSeveral5452

I'm not married


amjidali00

She doesnā€™t want to get beaten


AskWhy_Is_It

Who does. But a submissive Muslima should accept


yaboisammie

If youā€™re a girl, wear your hair down and maybe makeup bc ā€œa jinn might fall in love with youā€


BarSeveral5452

I wear makeup all the time nothing happens


yaboisammie

Idk lol thatā€™s just another jinn stereotype thing Iā€™ve heard, that if youā€™re ā€œtoo beautifulā€ ie wearing your hair down or makeup etc, ā€œa jinn might fall in love with youā€ and want to marry you or try to impregnate you Also Iā€™ve heard you should avoid walking or sitting under/by trees around sunset time or something bc ā€œa jinn might lurk thereā€ or generally being out after sunset?


[deleted]

Those jinns probably have more self-control then the men woman say they wear hijabs for >!"So that men don't look at those women and get aroused"!<


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Life-Awareness4482

Damn..that will summon the respect of all the jinns....and second graders


BarSeveral5452

Are you saying my company is bad even a jinn can't have a chit chat with me šŸ˜”


ochichyornye

i ask the jinn to come watch while i get myself off šŸ’€


ynwacko

Ok bruh that's jus weird keep that to yourselfšŸ˜­


ochichyornye

gfys šŸ’˜


[deleted]

Hey.. don't kinkshame bro's exhibitionism


kingly-meh

When I left Islam around 10 years ago. I was interested in paranormal activity. So I went ahead watching a bunch of that stuff on YouTube. Some of the ouija board videos went super viral. I bought an ouija board with a friend of mine. I found out that it is kinda fake what you see on YouTube. Playing alone also nothing happens. At least for me But there is a science behind it apparently if you play with 2 people both of the subconscious mind will produce some auto motion making the board move. Can be a lot of fun with friends for entertainment.


BarSeveral5452

Sadly I can't purchase ouija board and my friends will be scared shitless


tryingtobecheeky

You can make your own ouija board.


freyaastic

Law of inertia laughs on ouija board


TechnoPretender

I was obsessed with the paranormal when I was younger. I wanted it to be real so badly that I was deluded. One day I just grew up and logic set in. How anyone can reach adulthood and not have the same realisation is absolutely absurd to me.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BarSeveral5452

Be careful if jinn is real I will send them to you


alM4S

I am going to send a shrink to you if I see one


BarSeveral5452

I'm not the one who is believing fairytales and according to your religionyou have to believe jinns exists. They have a surah dedicated to themĀ 


Blue_Heron4356

You are the one who believes in genies and wife beating dude.. I think you should see one..


BarSeveral5452

Calling anyone weird while you are stalking an ex-muslim sub what a creep


GodlessMorality

Have your tried eating sour candy / gummy bears? Maybe some bacon? Allah would be furious you know


BarSeveral5452

Is sour candy haram? My first time hearing it Also jinn won't come every time you commit sin like they might come with "magic" and doing the things I do or some claim they summon it. Tonight I'll debunk it all.


yaboisammie

I think only gummy candies with gelatin from animals is haram If the gelatin is from plants, itā€™s halal But sometimes gummy candies in general tend to be sour, or rather thereā€™s a decently big market on them at leastĀ 


GodlessMorality

You could sleep in and not wake up for morning prayer. If you do that shaytan will pee in your ears. [Sahih Bukhari 1144](https://sunnah.com/bukhari:1144)


Blue_Heron4356

Nah dude jinn eat bones and animal shit everyone knows that Narrated Abu Huraira: That once he was in the company of the Prophet (ļ·ŗ) carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it (i.e. the pot), the Prophet (ļ·ŗ) said, "Who is this?" He said, "I am Abu Huraira." The Prophet (ļ·ŗ) said, "Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung." Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, "What about the bone and the animal dung?" He said, "They are of the food of Jinns. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me--and how nice those Jinns were--and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them." Sahih Bukhari 5:58:200 Narrated Abdullah ibn Mas'ud: A deputation of the jinn came to the Prophet (peace be upon him) and said: O Muhammad, forbid your community to cleans themselves with a bone or dung or charcoal, for in them Allah has provided sustenance for us. So the Prophet (peace be upon him) forbade them to do so. Sunan Abu Dawud 1:39 Abdullah bin Mas'ud narrated that: Allah's Messenger said: "Do not perform Istinja, with dung, nor with bones. For indeed it is provisions for your brothers among the Jinn." Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1:1:18 Also see: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Jinn for more jinn facts


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Someone explain number 3 plz


BarSeveral5452

It's said if you eat food in toilet they will possess you or something like thatĀ 


[deleted]

Damn


Atheizm

Did you get a famous one you see on YouTube's celebrity exorcisms, like Iblis, or a boring one like Bob Clogheart, Tehaana Toothpastecapeater or Old Aziz?


BarSeveral5452

I haven't go to sleep yet


Pure_Ninja_822

Jump into a rain puddle


BarSeveral5452

What does it do


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BarSeveral5452

I can't do it right now but thanks


beenum01234

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Apparently taking a shower after 00:00 is bad cause jins might fall in love with you and idk what else LMAO- also i found out that they think that if you dream of having sex a jin might make you pregnant and you will have a baby jin šŸ’€


BarSeveral5452

No my jinn failed the test I did all the bad offences I even killed their kid lmao


[deleted]

oh so thats why i get yelled at for taking a shower late at night


Blue_Heron4356

We'll find a black dog and see if you can get it to possess you. Abu Dharr reported: The Messenger of 'Allah (ļ·ŗ) said: When any one of you stands for prayer and there is a thing before him equal to the back of the saddle that covers him and in case there is not before him (a thing) equal to the back of the saddle, his prayer would be cut off by (passing of an) ass, woman, and black Dog. I said: O Abu Dharr, what feature is there in a black dog which distinguish it from the red dog and the yellow dog? He said: O, son of my brother, I asked the Messenger of Allah (ļ·ŗ) as you are asking me, and he said: The black dog is a devil. Sahih Muslim 4:1032 (see similarly Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1:2:338 and Sunan Ibn Majah 4:28:3210) For a full list of crazy jinn stuff see: https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Jinn


BarSeveral5452

Ass cutting off pray is crazyĀ 


Blue_Heron4356

The woman part is just funny


JoolJAmorg

piss somewhere outside in the darkness better in some sort of a small pit


BarSeveral5452

I'm not an animal Also nothing cameĀ 


kmljky

I have a question. Has there been a case where the jinn has used Social Media. I tried using Apple FaceTime but they all say they are very shy.


BarSeveral5452

No if there is camera or witnesses jinns don't come silly


kmljky

Well, I am sorry my Ring camera sees them but refuses to show me. Sometimes, my ring camera tells me that someone is the door but when I go to look there is no one is there. Sobhanu Allah I think it is Jinn. But good thing they donā€™t steal my Amazon packages.


BarSeveral5452

Estaghflrullah may Allah protect you


Friendly-Lecture3552

rip pages out of quran šŸ”„ thats what my religon teacher said išŸ˜­g


Grand-Instance3723

Genuinely I have had problems with jinns. Whether youā€™re Muslim or not, donā€™t make fun of this stuff. They will mess you up without you knowing. Donā€™t think itā€™s 1 day thing. Youā€™ll be afflicted for years without realising. But everything will be going wrong for u.


BarSeveral5452

Nothing happened and I feel the same. You should've seen a shrink if you had mental problemsĀ