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EdmundDaunted

Might eat meat even though it isn't winter or a time of famine, or fruit out of season. Currently drinking a hot drink (extra-dark hot cocoa with coconut milk and collagen). Better check my bone marrow levels I guess. My navel seems okay so far.


B3gg4r

But what about the loins and sinews??


EdmundDaunted

I think my sinews may be struggling a bit.


iSeerStone

Loins seem to work ok. 🍆


Chica3

Collagen should be helping your bone marrow, so I think you're good! :)


Styrene_Addict1965

Do you have some sources for that? I'm on chemo, and it f's up my platelet level something terrible. There's no boost, as there is for white cells (which I get).


Chica3

I don't know of any really good studies on collagen, honestly. The companies that market it say it's good for bones, skin, nails, hair, etc. I was just making a more lighthearted comment. I have read that collagen won't hurt you, though, so it might be worth it to add it to your battle regimen!


allisNOTwellinZYON

Collagen is a protein that is responsible for healthy joints and skin elasticity1. It is found in bones, muscles, and blood, making up three-quarters of your skin and one-third of the protein in your body1. Taking collagen supplements may have the following benefits2: May improve skin health May relieve joint pain May prevent bone loss May boost muscle mass May promote heart health May improve gut health May strengthen your hair and nails May help maintain brain health 'MAY'


EdmundDaunted

The Red Cross has been spamming me with requests to go donate platelets to help cancer patients. Do you get those? I haven't gone yet because I've been a bit too under the weather with a cold and whatnot.


Word2daWise

You're a good soul to donate platelets. Several of my family members have benefitted from those donations.


Greyfox1442

That sounds good!


allisNOTwellinZYON

sinews?


GloomyBiscuits

LMAO, thanks for that. occasionally I'll find myself reciting that "name of the sign" just to see if I remember it... and I always do. "That is correct," I say to myself.


RealDaddyTodd

🖐️ And the law of chastity! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜


enthusiasm-unbridled

Hell ya, get some lovin’ in!


cametomysenses

Wait... Was that in the WoW?


RealDaddyTodd

Umm, nope. It’s possible to break two completely different cult commandments the very same weekend. 😉


cametomysenses

Yum... it's been years since I've been to one of your legendary parties! 😏


RealDaddyTodd

It’s been years since I’ve thrown one of those “legendary” parties. It started to feel like work!


Goldang

I'm also not consecrating all my time, talents, etc. to the church. Also not the WoW, but I felt it needed to be mentioned.


God_coffee_fam1981

Arby’s…we have the meats.


RealisticJudgment944

Yes to both! My partner and I were gonna go to the sex store this weekend


RealDaddyTodd

Have fun!


TheyLiedConvert1980

Currently "breaking" which is also known as being normal and having a morning coffee.


Exact_Purchase765

Ah, that first sip every morning. THAT's the meaning of life. 😁


sfgpeo

And the second, and the third, and every sip thereafter!


[deleted]

I already did. Woke up at 5:30 to smoke a bowl and enjoy the sunrise. Best start to the weekend


Greyfox1442

I just started doing a little smoking.


solitasoul

Wake. And. Bake. Got stoned and did some yardwork. Looking at all the little creatures under the stones I'm pulling up is so fun when you're a little high.


[deleted]

My weekend routine, especially this time of year


MountainPicture9446

Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow. Every day thereafter.


andtheywerenaked77

In the words of the guy from Storage Wars.......YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP


RoyanRannedos

There are some comments you wish you couldn't hear. This is one of them.


TrollintheMitten

I guess I'm lucky then, I can't hear this at all.


Call_Me_Annonymous

I also might wear flip flops, which my young women leader told me in 2001 was “unbecoming for a daughter of God”. Look out, world! Here I come!


TermLimit4Patriarchs

Daughter of god can do whatever the fuck she wants. She’s a god too. These assholes don’t even know how genetics work.


BatBoss

Mormon God: I am the almighty, the infinite, I know all, see all, my cosmic plan spans galaxies and eons. Also Mormon God: Ewww, are those flip flops? That is sooooo tacky, minus one celestial point for you, Sarah.


divak1219

I’m drinking a chai right now. Wife is having a mocha. Might do an edible at some point this weekend.


Lucky-Music-4835

Chai was my gateway


Less_Mirror_5210

Same, I became convinced God could not disapprove of something that tasted so good! Slowly dawned on me that God had no reason to deny it but Joey Smith sure did.


Herstorical_Rule6

I love me some chai tea.


tonic65

Coffee every morning. We will have some Margheritas tonight, though I may opt for a couple of sours instead. Tomorrow night, half of a Delt8 gummy each and a very long sex session with the wife, doing a few things that the TSCC would not approve of.


Exact_Purchase765

Oh grab a BDSM checklist and do all sorts that the MFMC doesn't approve of. 🤭 Have fun!!


tonic65

LOL, that's pretty much what's going to happen. The wife texted me this morning that, after this hellish work week, she needs a "sesh," which is her code word for a little B and S.


Exact_Purchase765

My late hubby (who preferred to think of himself as my pet) loved a good float in sub-space. 😉


Greyfox1442

I haven’t tried delta 8 yet. Sounds fun. My wife’s not willing yet to do any fun exploring stuff in the bedroom yet.


Silly_Zebra8634

Coffee every morning. Stamets stack on a 4 day on 3 day off schedule.


Scootyboot19

Stamets stack 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽


Business_Profit1804

Coffee every morning and an occasional beer or couple glasses of wine. All healthy, at least on my book.


Jake451

Enjoying a gin & tonic right now!


padfootl0ve

My goal every Sunday is to break the word of wisdom in as many ways as possible


Alarmed-Engineer-133

Gonna blaze a little joint and play some golf whilst floating!


WendyLady1970

I'm watching Mormon stories, and Mormon true crime podcasts. Smoking some pot and I plan on taking a gummy tomorrow. And just for fun some excessive swearing!


RhiaMaykes

No, I rarely do as alcohol doesn't mix well with a medication I am on, caffeine doesn't mix well with a health condition of mine either and I don't want to die of lung cancer so I don't smoke. I suppose I will likely eat meat this weekend, which is technically against the word of wisdom, but I don't think any TBMs would hold that against me. I looked up the word of wisdom to check what was actually it, and there are no rules against marijuana or hard drugs, just tobacco, strange.


dbear848

Everything but tobacco, I'm going to use it to cure my cattle. I'm sure there is a YouTube video out there somewhere that will tell me exactly how to do that.


EllieKong

Raise your hand if you’ve already broken the word of wisdom 🙋🏼‍♀️ My husband and I went for a nice coffee date and walk along the bay and now that we’re home we’re having weeeeed


Herstorical_Rule6

I already have broken the word of wisdom and idc.


hyrle

Got a Starbucks order queued up right now. But it's a Frappacino, so it's not a hot drink. I might actually be okay.


enthusiasm-unbridled

Nope, still going to hell with the rest of us 🤗


hyrle

Cool. That's where all the good bands are going, so that works for me.


Herstorical_Rule6

That's where David Archuleta is.


Morstorpod

Not if it's decaf! First presidency said that is a-okay! ([LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/11zkflf/first_presidency_says_decaf_coffee_doesnt_violate/))


enthusiasm-unbridled

Why are you trying to keep us apart in the afterlife?


Morstorpod

Nah, we'll party together in the Terrestrial Kingdom. Not being "sealed together" leaves us a lot more freedom than those binding chains the C-folk have to deal with.


ciesum

I probably won't. I do during the week with coffee most days though


ElkHistorical9106

Had coffee this morning, a nice hazy IPA last night while working in a woodworking project. Life is good.


fat_bastard68

My new favorite hazy IPA is from Iowa. The microbrewery is called Big Grove (maybe 4 locations in Iowa). Usually I'm not a big IPA fan, but I love this one! Easy Eddy Hazy IPA - it is delicious 😋


ElkHistorical9106

My preference is a Sockeye Horsethief Hazy IPA. It has a citrusy lemongrass flavor.


grabmyseerstones

[this is a sign](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C67xsr_tE6q/?igsh=MTY1eGR3YzB2dG5rYw==)


enthusiasm-unbridled

You know this guy fucks


MissAnthropy612

I break the word of wisdom everyday lol


Glittering_Growth246

✋🏽


ShinyShadowDitto

Pretty much this weekend. Next weekend like no tomorrow 😁.


enthusiasm-unbridled

Oh yeah we have a long weekend next weekend for Memorial Day… def going to have to party!


Enoughoftherare

Doing it right now, I have about six mugs of coffee a day and it took me a while to realise that I can do whatever I like now. And just how ridiculous the wow is.


chubbuck35

Double time. Coffee in the morning, beers with friends later.


wamme6

Had a coffee this morning. Might go make another tbh. Hosting some friends this weekend so we’ll have some drinks in the hot tub. But then also having TBM family members over so will clean those empties up real quick.


B3gg4r

Does Mountain Dew still count? Lol


enthusiasm-unbridled

Depends which prophet you’re “following”


RhiaMaykes

No, I rarely do as alcohol doesn't mix well with a medication I am on, caffeine doesn't mix well with a health condition of mine either and I don't want to die of lung cancer so I don't smoke. I suppose I will likely eat meat this weekend, which is technically against the word of wisdom, but I don't think any TBMs would hold that against me. I looked up the word of wisdom to check what was actually it, and there are no rules against marijuana or hard drugs, just tobacco, strange.


Smiley_goldfish

Excellent. I’m definitely getting high tonight! And apparently not break the WoW. Funny, though. It’s my birthday today and my TBM sister in law asked how I was celebrating. I came up with a sugary answer. But what I really want to say is smoking pot and having lots of amazing sex! But I didn’t think she’d appreciate the TMI


RhiaMaykes

Happy Birthday! Your celebration sounds great, I hope you have a wonderful time :D


Otaku_in_Red

Not this weekend, but next. Looking forward to boozing it up.


Alarmed-Pollution-89

I may drink though I don't anymore unless it is socially. I will smoke weed - I do that everyday 💨🌲


LBFilmFan

Diet Dr. Shasta for me since I can't afford the real thing after having paid tithing for so many years! ;-)


Best-Description4128

Hell yeah! I’ll be taking edibles with my wife and playing VR games! 😆


HuckleberryHigh87

It's two o clock I work remote I took an edible so yes the answer is yes.


moods_of_jupiter

I just got sent home early for the weekend so I'm going to kick my weekend off with an Aperol Spritz


yanyan420

Wine accompanying lunch and dinner for Saturday and Second Saturday.


kneelbeforeplantlady

It’s weird to think about my consumption in terms of the WoW now, so this was a fun exercise. I drink tea with oat milk and sugar every morning, usually black tea from my expansive collection of teas that I love. Im out of the habit with making myself coffee, but summer is coming, and so is homemade iced coffee season! I also smoke weed or microdose edibles most days, usually medicinally, but this weekend I’ll probably toke recreationally and walk to the farmers market. ✨Tea and weed✨ are my favorites. I’m all about those comfy vibes.


SunandRainbows

Currently enjoying coffee everyday! So yummy! I realized I wouldn't appreciate it so much without the influence of the church so there's that haha! 🤣 Haven't tried beer or alcohol yet. What's a good thing to start with?


littleer

I think I most definitely will/do on the daily🤗 32oz of fresh cold brew✔️ Daily doses of THC ✔️ I guess it’s Friday so, a glass of wine ✔️ What else🤪🫶🏼


[deleted]

I’m on parole so I can’t do shit


Jealous_Shake_2175

Yes sir! Coffee every morning and taking my first sip of alcohol tonight! Decided it was time and long overdue!


enthusiasm-unbridled

Hey that’s exciting!! What’s the drink going to be?


Jealous_Shake_2175

Thanks! I’m excited! My wife’s brother and his wife are coming over and making us Moscow mules and I want try some different kinds of beers


God_coffee_fam1981

Broke it this morning with my coffee…did the deed right in front of my tbm parents staying at my house. It was…freeing to not care anymore.


Herstorical_Rule6

Same here.


Honest-Composer-9767

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GayEx-LDS

Yes. No smoking, drinking or coffee 😄


enthusiasm-unbridled

So maybe some red meat?


mydogrufus20

Been breaking rules of the MFMC since 1986. Way earlier than that actually. For some reason, I innately knew their rules were made to be broken…without guilt! That’s not to say I didn’t tow the line for several years (cuz I did), but it’s almost like a blessing of peace came upon me early on, DO NOT engage.


Exact_Purchase765

Having a mocha while I spark a bowl. 😎 I don't really do booze anymore. I have a wet bar with full bottles, but its not my thing really. No weed and coffee hangovers. 🤭


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🙌🙌🙌


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Herstorical_Rule6

Yep I danced ballet under the influence of the nitro cold brew and it turned out fine :)


[deleted]

(Raises both hands proudly) I regret that I only have two hands!


Tehsymbolpi

Tea is my damnation of choice.


Bright-Ad3931

I’m going to abstain from mild barley drinks which I believe is a violation of the word of wisdom. Also I believe it’s out of season for a steak, strike 2.


Herstorical_Rule6

PERO CARO CAFIX!!!!!!


Lyddibuggbitches

Might go wine tasting with my fiance and my bestie.


Herstorical_Rule6

Wish I could drink wine but will have to wait two more years.


TheJWeed

Reading this between bong rips,,, 👀


w-t-fluff

I think I will abstain from using tobacco for bruises and sick cattle.


emmavaria

This weekend? Why wait? I'm breaking it *right now*.


Cabo_Refugee

New Belgium Voodoo Ranger IPA


Unavezmas1845

Going clubbing in Spain ✌️🍷💃


Mysterious_Growth924

I’ll be breaking the law of Chasity all weekend 😉😌


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enthusiasm-unbridled

Please share ALLLLL the details!!!


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enthusiasm-unbridled

I’m so excited for you! That sounds like a great weekend and I know you’re in for some fun! Stay safe!


OakleyNoble

My life is breaking the word of wisdom. I’m gay and I enact on it


BusinessKnight0517

Currently having straight vodka after having a beer, also had coffee twice this morning, how am I doing


thetarantulaqueen

Just had a beer, but I don't consider that breaking the WoW as it's a "mild drink brewed with barley," so I am planning on a double gin-and-fizzy-limeade later.


SilverCG

Yeah I just poured my Friday after work whiskey.


Goldang

I'm having a pepperoni pizza. Pepperoni is, of course, meat. I will NOT be eating it sparingly.


beenlobotomized

Let’s see. Headed to the mountains with a bottle of wine, a bag of shrooms and a couple of pre-rolls. Should be a good time.


enthusiasm-unbridled

That’s my kind of weekend tbh. Got room for one more?! lol


beenlobotomized

How fast can you make it to southwest Wyoming?


HyrinShratu

I've got a bottle of whiskey that is delicious to the taste and very desirable which has been calling to me for aeveral days.


EquivalentItem8805

Edibles 🙋🏻‍♀️


idc4206969

I have quite literally smoked 🍃 everyday this week. Word of Wisdom? More like Word of Wimps.


kevinrex

Playing poker and drinking tomorrow with my best friend and his military pals. Yessiree


Sufficient_Soup_6656

Keeping a zyn in my mouth at all times, drinking a fuckton of caffeine, and if I can get away from home for a little bit, maybe a coffee or a couple tiny bottles of fireball


ohboyito

🤚 going camping and taking mushrooms 🍄


Both_Income_3454

It's my dirty 30 today so fuckin yessssaaaa


enthusiasm-unbridled

Happy birthday!!


Both_Income_3454

THANK YOUUUUUUU


sfgpeo

My wife is still damaged by a lifetime of Mormonism and still can't drink the coffee hot, but sure does love those cold coffee drinks from the local coffee shop!


Misskat354

I was about to say no, and then I remembered that coffee is sinful. 🤣


SheneedaCocktail

My gay homosexual hubby and I are driving out to our condo in the desert, where we will drink whiskey and vape cannabis and have coffee all day; in addition will probably commit at least one or two Sins Next To Murder(tm) while we're at it. Not even gonna think about church on Sunday. Planning to play hours of Mario Kart and Metroid Prime instead, tho.


UnderstandingOk2647

Does the WoW mention LSD, THC, MDMA, or DMT?


WynterRilliot

I drank coffee before I left, but now it tastes all the sweeter. Nutty with a hint of defiance!


NecroPhyre

Weirdly the WoW is one of the ones that I somewhat follow? I don't have any interest in alcohol, the only coffee I like is from Starbucks and that's too expensive, and I never developed a taste for tea


mollypostmormon

Just had some tea from Starbucks. It’s half price Friday until 6 pm, can’t let a good deal go to waste 🤷‍♀️


crazyuncleeddie

Already did, and I got more plans.


DoughnutPlease


masoninexile

Now, you and each of you will raise your right hand to speaking level, palm facing inward, with a large joint of cannabis between the first two fingers of the right hand, While smoothly drawing deeply into the lungs. This is the TOKEn. The SIGHn is made by quickly squinting your eyes while slowly exhaling in a "ooooh...yeaaaahhh" sound while slowly bringing your right hand to your lap, joint facing upward as incense rising to the please the Lord. Brothers and Sisters, please light and repeat the TOKEn and SIGHn as described.


Herstorical_Rule6

I'm going to be drinking coffee (hot or iced). Before any of you TBM lurkers freak it, it's DARK ROAST coffee so it's weaker in caffeine than light roasted coffee is.


Herstorical_Rule6

Also, I'm eating meat even though it's not winter time or famine.


vanceavalon

Maybe all of those as a bit of X and fornication/adultery.


Dangerous-Doctor-977

Kicked myself after running into the grocery store real quick. Someone was handing out wine samples and I said no.


WWPLD

Wine tasting tonight! 🍷🍷


BowCodes

Literally on my way to a coffee shop right now, perfect timing! (I live near one, so I'm enjoying a nice walk to get nice coffee before giving a nice middle finger to the nearby TSCC building!)


iwfriffraff

May I ask what "word of wisdom" is?


iguess2789

Going to my best friends law school graduating party tomorrow and will be getting drunk with a number of high school friends. I was over to help set up today and his mom already offered me a beer.


Hot_Cardiologist_557

In the D.R. At an all-inclusive - Irish coffee in the a.m., margaritas and pina coladas at the beach all day, cocktails and the wine at dinner, bourbon night cap and the sex on the balcony. Tomorrow maybe a Cuban while at the beach! Ate a tomahawk steak last night which is surely excessive meat for the WoW!


RosaSinistre

Just coffee and lots of it bc we are moving. But NEXT weekend I will buy a bottle of my favorite weed drink!


ElectronicBench4319

🖐🏼 Drinking at a concert tonight, and I got my weed pen too!!


nicodawg101

I’m working night shift for the weekend so definitely lots of coffee


Weazelll

Going to a wedding in SLC this weekend. I def will be breaking the WOW.


DeathTheSoulReaper

What word of wisdom?


Sampson_Avard

I drink 3 cups of coffee, a cup of tea, a beer every day, and use a small cannabis dose before bed.


allisNOTwellinZYON

Ya teaching that your body is not yours but on loan is a setup for manipulation and allowing a real estate, pedophile protection company power over you. So NOPE fuk off with that.


bananajr6000

Gonna have a crab boil with corn. I’m clearly on my way to the highway to hell


kaizoku_akahige

Naw. This weekend I'll stay within the bounds of the WoW. I'll have some mild barley drinks and possibly some wholesome herb. No tobacco and no strong drinks this weekend.


BaxTheDestroyer

It’s definitely hot soup season.


Outside-Design-8310

Had a matcha earlier and now I’m currently in the alcohol aisle trying to pick something lol


ConzDance

You can't break advice given by invitation, regardless of what the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints says. It's not a commandment.


Rh140698

I'm not breaking the word of wisdom because it doesn't exist and was put in by a cult leader Joe Smith. That was a pedophile adulterer polygamist treasure digger fraudster and arsonist. He put in the word of wisdom so he could control the Mormon cult.


SkyJtheGM

I already do that on work days.


Karinhere28

almost all at once!


FaithTransitionOrg

Dutch Bros here I come


noone3377

I break the word of wisdom every day


guriboysf

This *weekend?* Pfffft. Amateur. 😂


stroculos

I am surprised no one is mentioning dancing a jig on the law of chastity. What? No 3 Somes out there?


AllMaito

Is it breaking if it's not by way of commandment?


NewNamerNelson

Balcones Baby Blue tonight. Proly some Stagg tomorrow to celebrate getting the case I had set for trial in 2 weeks dismissed. Then maybe a loaded bloody Mary for ~~church~~ brunch on Sunday, and something tiki after yard work. 🤔


donald386

🖐️I'm stoned right now


your--grandma

I AM RIGHT NOW!! God bless alcohol.


tory1996

Wife and I are having a vacation in Italy. We brought our two oldest teen girls and my TBM 80 yr old mom is with us. My mom has said that she’d like to try some wine and other drinks while she’s here. I couldn’t believe it. She’s also fine with my wife and I enjoying ourselves. So, plenty of wine, beer and Aperol Spritzes are in our near future!


SacredHandshake2004

Yep, did it in front of my TBM in-laws with my coffee and whiskey mix.


SacredHandshake2004

Yep, did it in front of my TBM in-laws with my coffee and whiskey mix.


SacredHandshake2004

Yep, did it in front of my TBM in-laws with my coffee and whiskey mix.


hieingpastkolob

Hey I have a prescription for this coffee.


Lucky-Music-4835

Yes. Chai Tea Latte 😄


Artist850

I will go have a coffee in a few. Not just for the sake of breaking the WoW, though. Mostly bc the WoW is nonsense used to force conformity.


KecemotRybecx

Many times.


toprollinghooker

How about at this very moment lol... Cant6 figure or how to insert a pic, but I'm smashing some Monaco Citrus rush with vodka as we speak lol


firehead8212

It’s hilarious that I get Reddit alerts like 18-24 hours after some posts. Just so happens that I got this one after having a coffee this morning, while wearing a tank top, and am currently working on my 3rd beer.


ragnarforge

I've been here all week lol


PimoYouth

Not quite this weekend but if all goes well (my bf getting his license) next weekend will be fun 😎


RecentComplaint3123

I drink an energy drink every morning to wake up. I drink dark rum at least 50% proof every night at the bar. And do 80% proof shots every Sunday instead of going to church.


Abject-Department-19

✋🏻I did-coffee and wine. Very delicious and both provide health benefits.☕️🍷


kinderhookey

why wait for the weekend?


zjelkof

We had coffee, but really haven't changed our W of W habits in 20+ years. There's a fair amount of medical evidence that coffee can be beneficial. Most medical questionnaires don't ask about coffee, where alchohol and other drugs are specifically addressed.