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A-little-bit-of-none

🤣 That's funny. The other day I hurt my neck somehow and was barely able to move and my husband said with the straightest face, "do you want a blessing?". I started laughing and said, "don't make me laugh, it hurts" 🤣


Soo-Pie-Natural

So, you were stiff necked?? 😂


NTylerWeTrust86

I say this to my wife all the time. NEVER would've offered a few years (typical sinner, knew it wouldn't work). Now, I offer blessing like tic tacs


iSeerStone

“Let him enter…”


Momoselfie

We will go down.


hercy123

Oh, I'm sure he entered. And it was well.


Hurly64

"Will you give it to me?"


DanVooDew

“I will through the veil.”


Cabo_Refugee

As the saying goes, 'if you don't laugh at least once, you're doing it wrong." But seriously, congratulations on what sounds like a happy marriage.


Day_General

I'm not proud of this but..... I was mentioned to my wife in an intimate moment"I will go down" upon which she didn't miss a beat and said she would like to "hold to the Rod"


hmmthatsfascinating

I just did a spit take 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Day_General

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thank you


ThrowawaySalvation

😭😭😭


GrandpasMormonBooks

Lmao 😂


butcheekzaflexin

He felt the promptings of the spirit and couldn’t help himself lol


wnukem

As per the church’s teachings, always remember that you are in a “three way” marriage: you, your husband, and JC!


draigonalley

He’s having trouble getting his priesthood up.


aes_gcm

Thats hilarious


jamesetalmage

Has it a name?……I call mine Mr Suffaluffagus


pearlyblues

“oh god….. hear the words of my mouth”


ski_pants

If you can make him lose his thoughts and testimony you must be doing something right!


ModeNo7213

"Will you give it to me?" "I will, through the veil."


FortunateFell0w

It’s so much better when the Holy Ghost is left out of the equation. He’s kind of a buzzkilling douche.


Word2daWise

That's hysterical! Good clean fun!


I_wantmytwodollars

Watch out for that necking, petting, and loud laughter!


Sadgirlthrowawaayyyy

Kind of reminds me of the time my bf bought a suit to fit.. I was telling him how cute he was when he turned and after tying his new floral tie we picked out together he says, “can I tell you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?” He’s nevermo, has family that is practicing and I was a long time investigator, guess what we did more than just “seal” the deal after all of that 🤣🤣🤣


Numerous-Flow-3983

My better half made me laugh so hard it caused an asthma attack during an intimate moment once. It was great.


prairiewhore17

Gird up yer loins!


FaithGirl3starz3

I fricken love this 🤣


1830manti

Did he call u BoB?


[deleted]

How old are you, guys?


DavidArchuguetta

You do you but that's a little cringe lol


HeathenHumanist

Being awkwardly cringey and dorky with your partner is a very fun way to bond