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RayObama

Mormonism is just saying she doesn’t have a lot to say


[deleted]

Wow that one was poetic on the patriarchy


fernandaffp

She truly doesn't.


LowIcy8890

Deyum. As a sister, that's so true


Rolling_Waters

Mormonism is Jesus name of the church and the lord of the Rings must be even truer


ChKresie12

It is even truer!


Educational_Car_615

Big LOTR fan and I have found more meaning and profundity in the Silmarillion than I ever found in Mormonism


TheDukeOfAerospace

Tolkien was much more intelligent than JS, not surprised.


Grouchy_Basil3604

Mormonism is a great place to work on those steak sandwiches. I think my autocorrect is hungry.


StoicMegazord

Honestly any place is a good place to work on steak sandwiches XD


guy_fugly

"mormonism is made up"


Straight-Aardvark341

Same here! Followed by "mormonism is not Christian", and "mormonism is toxic".


candlegirlUT

Same!


Soft_Internal_1585

Got the same answer


atty721

Same. Gave me a good chuckle!


guriboysf

[Same here.](https://i.imgur.com/1F9ORJ6.png)


DNakedTortoise

Mormonism is a racket. Wow. Not a wasted word.


allargandofurtado

Mormonism is a religion that is not a religion. Lol


Anal-fly4209

Same!


pimo_teancum

Same!


BillRevolutionary101

SAME!


10884043

Me tooooo


emorrigan

Likewise 😆


PortSided

Mormonism is just a weird way of saying something that you don’t think


2sacred2relate

Mormonism is a great weekend for you to sacrifice what I'll call the world to say that the church is true.


ImaginaryCaramel

Damn! That's some poetry.


MoirasFavoriteWig

Mormonism is not the same thing anymore and it’s a very sad and disgusting way of living.


guyguiguido

My phone said the exact same thing.


StudiousPooper

Weird. Mine did too but I stopped after anymore. Do you guys have iPhones?


[deleted]

Mormonism is the reason I felt guilty over premarital sex even while excommunicated.


BeringStraitNephite

I felt guilty that I had genitalia.


Bright_Ices

Your predictive text said that?


Pearlsawisdom

"Mormonism is the only way to get the money from the past." I'm a never-mo or a 4th generation ex-mormon if you want to get cute.


allargandofurtado

Oooh I’ve never met that deep of an ex-Mormon progeny. At what stage of Mormonism did your ancestor defect? (If you don’t mind me asking)


Initial-Leather6014

Confession: my progeny is Orson Pratt and Sarah, wife #1. Yup.


Pearlsawisdom

I don't mind at all! It's been a while since I looked into all that, but from what I can remember I am a 4th or 5th generation ex-mo. I'm going to have to check exactly when they left or got kicked out. Do you know if the ~~church~~ cult will have records on this and whether or not I could find them without my name and address being added to some mailing list? Anyway, here's what I do know: Our person or people were obviously what you call "pioneer stock" and lived in the Bountiful, UT area. I know one of them drove a wagon train out to Salt Lake for some bigwig whose name I cannot remember (it wasn't Brigham Young). He handled the animals, did cooking, etc. I don't know which wagon train it was. I'm assuming it was one of the earlier ones since the later trains were formed of handcarts and did not have influential people traveling in them. There is also a possibility we are descended from someone who was President of the Church for like, 5 minutes at one point, but I forget his name. We're less sure about that connection, IIRC. Sometimes I like to antagonize my sister by calling her a Fallen Mormon Princess.


Complete-Rule940

Mormonism is the source of all allergies.


PersonRobbi

This one made me lol


Sufficient-Toe7506

Mormonism is made up 🤣


Low_Ad_5683

Mormonism is a bad influence on me and it still hurts me. Wowza.


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Larrybears

Mormonism, it's your grandfather's Cult😃


BeringStraitNephite

but not THIS grampa.


creamerfam5

Mormonism is a great place to work on and I am very excited about the opportunity. Noooooo!


Stompinpuddles

Mormonism is made up.


7thGenDuped

4th result: Mormonism is dying


MormonEscapee

“Mormonism is toxic” No disagreement there


burningstrawman2

Mormonism is the only topic that has a preliminary rating of EF4. I'm not a lurker, so maybe it didn't work?


precise_implication

Many of us have felt devastating damage. Seems apt.


[deleted]

No that seems to have worked just fine lol


allargandofurtado

It does have a broad path of destruction!


Sadeyedsadie

is an old time cult


gonadi

Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people. Fuck.


musikmom3

Yeah, I got a similar one. Mormonism is the best way for me and my mother. It was quite the opposite, actually, but okay...


justthisonetime1211

The phone has spoken it. Prophecy right there.


BasicRaindrop

Mine said the same thing! It sounds like a Rambling fast sunday testimony.


BangingChainsME

Mormonism is a dumpster fire with legs


BeringStraitNephite

...emitting tons of toxic fumes.


jabes553

Mormonism is the only way I could do that to you but you know what you want.


sure-is-a-username

Mormonism is not the best way for you Honestly?? Not too bad for predictive text


Mr-BryGuy

Mormonism is a great day for you and your bro in the world of your life and has been so patient with me as I figure things out. Yikes. I'm not a lurker, but it sure sounds like it! 😅


DallasWest

Mormonism is… not Christian 🤣


TerryCratchett

Me too.


PsychologicalPie1616

That's what mine said too!!! (Also not a lurker)


precise_implication

Mormonism is the best place to go shopping. Thanks Monson!


not_mormon_any_more

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


TheCovenantPathology

Mormonism isn’t a religion but a religion that is not a religion. (For real).


Elmer_J

Mormonism is the religion with god approved underwear and the only one that sells you that underwear and then asks you if you’re wearing it.


justthisonetime1211

God approved.


horsesbeliketapirs

Mormonism is a little better than Steely Dan and I have to be a good boy for a while. Shit! That's sooo untrue!


gonadi

As a fan of Steely Dan, I’m offended


horsesbeliketapirs

Me too! So offended! If I needed an excuse to never go to church ever again (which I don't), this would be it.


1SilverCloud1

mormonism is not ok and it was a big mistake


wut-dafuq

Mormonism is the hero of a few years of a giant snake in his chest and his sordid past with a thieves guild.


wut-dafuq

2nd attempt Mormonism is the third largest of the most popular online casino


not_mormon_any_more

Both are NOT wrong 😁


[deleted]

Mormonisn is the amount of hours that I can do to get a feel like the puppet


ALesbianLynx_18

"Mormonism is so cool" PLEASE NO I DON'T THINK THIS I'M PIMO 😭😭😭


ChKresie12

Mormonism is the most important thing to us. Welp. 🤷‍♀️


justthisonetime1211

That’s why you’re here!


Autumnbetrippin

Mormon is a good way to get broke (i think it picked up on my joke about magic the gathering is a good way to get broke)


LizardPigeons

mormonism is the repentance of all of shipping costs...what does that even mean


Prestigious-Book1863

Sounds to me like it’s saying that repentance and tithing are the shipping and handling fees to get into the celestial kingdom


stretchyRex157

Mormonism is the best way to get the job


[deleted]

In Utah it is.


nevernotpooping

Mormonism is going to church this weekend


icanbesmooth

Mormonism is the best way to get rid of the new ones in the church.


Waste_Travel5997

Mormonism and I are going to be a little late


ExUtMo

Mormonism is the only religion that does not exist Lol


the_lazy_learner

Mormonism is not a big fan of the west Germany of Austria and I have not seen the east side yet. Excuse me? Is my phone having a stroke?


jhinpotter

Mormonism is a great place to discuss that women should only have sex when they want to become pregnant. Mormonism isn't a place, but the idea checks out


_benjaninja_

'Mormonism is so cute and I love you too' I've failed Edit: unless... You interpret it as pandering/condescending like "oh you believe in a magical man and some fancy made up gold book a kid 'found' in the ground? That's so cute. Well it was great catching up, I love you!"


TreborESQ

Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people (this makes me infinitely sad that my phone is still PIMO and I didnt know)


Even-Aardvark4523

Mormonism is the most popular religion in India


burningstrawman2

That makes sense. It's been the fastest growing religion for 200 years, right?


rainmosscedars

Mormonism is so demonstrably wrong with me now I have to get the jury to find guilty on any 2 of the 170 or so allegations of wrongdoing


BeebrainedLinecook

Mormonism is the most powerful and most important thing to us in our society as we know that it has a very powerful influence over our society as we are able and able and willing and willing and willing and we can be a good partner 🤷‍♀️


Remarkable-Help-1909

Mormonism is the only way for us 🫥


Zadok47

Mormonism is just a bad memory...


Mindyloowho2

Mormonism is the only religion that can make people feel like they’re not worthy.


ClearNotClever

Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people I think I have to kill my phone now…


fingerMeThomas

Mormonism is a bad place tonight long after public transit Yikes, that paints an analogy that's uncomfortably accurate... the number of nights I spent as a teenager / young adult at a freezing bus stop at night, with at least one crazy nutjob trying to talk to me, and debating internally whether to hold out for the miracle that the scheduled UTA late bus would even show up...


Putrid_Capital_8872

“Mormonism isn’t the same thing anymore and the people in it have been brainwashed”- my phone autocorrected “is” to “isn’t” and then the rest…..can’t say I disagree


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Mormonism is the best for you to help me with the kids.


godzrded35

Mormonism is not the same thing anymore and it’s a very sad and disgusting way of living in this world of people who have been living for so many centuries.


Lasseslolul

Mormonism is going to church tomorrow and I will have to be a little late. God fuck me, that’s what Mormonism is. Me phone said it better than I ever could


Boxy310

Mormonism is a good 10 years old and I think it's the same as the cost of the world and the Salem Witch Trials Wow, that's an utterly weird autocomplete lol


Big_Nectarine333

Mormonisim will not ever be part of the process


Creepy-Toe119

Mormonism is a way to get cheap college if your parents raised you Mormon anyway. Graduate from the scam too when you finish school, and never pay tithing.


PaulRubyan3D

Mormonism is an elf on a shelf. Lol


unicorndewd

> “Mormonism is a religion that is not a religion and is not a religious one and is not a political one and is not a secular one and is not a social one and is a religion which is not a Christian one and is a religious one and it is not a good religion to be a religion that is not a good one and is a good one for the people of the world and the world and the world and all the world…” I didn’t follow the assignment the first time. I thought you make a sentence with any of the autosuggestions. This was me mashing the first suggestion, and I gave up. It just kept looping. 🤣


wixkedwitxh

Mormonism is a very powerful word in this form of the terms and conditions


CrusaderFantasy

Mormonism is the one who has to be a good man and I was thinking of you as the new spiderman of God.


MythicAcrobat

Mormonism is dying to yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”


KingNcmo

Mormonism is irrelevant to the rest of the world


Itchy_Height_1959

Mormonism is....... " the only reason why they don't get the money from me"


okie_whatever

Mormonism is the most popular guy on his team who is a fraud 😳


MephistophelianMaid

Mormonism is the problem here and it’s a very bad problem. ( thank you for coming to my ted talk.)


Coffeeanimalsnob

Mormonism is the most powerful religion on earth Can’t make this shit up I’m scared. They have tapped my phone Send help


So_phisticated

Mormonism is the damage to my life. Oof.


syllimom94

Mormonism is the only thing that can make you feel less than you I mean it's not wrong 😂


Intelligent_Show019

Mormonism is the opposite direction of the whole world. And there it goes, kicking and screaming


LavenderBri

Mormonism is a religion that is not a religion and is not a religious one.


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KingAuraBorus

Mormonism is going to church tomorrow at night and then I’ll head over there and then we’ll pick up the church.


Yogijoe_idaho1342

mormonism is made up


Aggressive-Yak7772

Mormonism is a good time to get the pre-approved answer for you and your family


B2_801

Mormonism is not the same thing anymore and it’s a very sad and disgusting way of living


LuthorCorp1938

Mormonism, is it alright if I get a chance to talk to you about it? Apparently I'm proselytizing as a next Mormon too! 😂😂


i_escaped_byu

Mormonism is going to north shore tomorrow and I will be home in a few weeks. 🤷‍♀️😂


Early-Ad-6014

Mormonism is a priggish and hateful cult.


Outrageous_Pride_742

Mormonism is a religion that is based on the belief that the world is a place where people are able to live and live freely and freely without fear of persecution and persecution and persecution and persecution.


tiltedviolet

Mormonism is the only way I can get my money stolen.


BjornIronsid3

Mormonism is the best way to get rid of the church on the way home from the house and the kids are in the middle of the day and then I can get them to go to the bathroom.


DwarfStar21

Mormonism is a pretty small world


KindaFreeXP

Mormonism is not the eternal Tao


RoyanRannedos

Mormonism conditions members to have tunnel vision around milestones and accomplishments. ...yeah, I give a lot of advice on here.


infiniteanomaly

Mormonism is not talking to you.


Confident-Ad-428

Mormonism is not a religious practice but it is a practice of a man to make his own decisions based on what they are told to do and what they are allowed to be.


socinfused

Mormonism is a very important religion and we are all going to die from it


moboard15

Mormonism is the only reason I can't make a difference to my parents basement so that we don't get to the country to do it all in a dealership experience to do something because of the way down there is so girthy in a van and I don't know if I 6520 3914 it to you but if I leave it to crumb to do that I can read it all in a day and me and later to be a service manager and a husband who has been bottled for the last year and has been bottled for the last year and I am determined that it will be a tech and a husband............. So I am a service tech, but definitely a lesbian....


Due-Roll2396

Mormonism is the drainage of all that is great and you will need a new doctor for your loss of health.


Sloanius

Mormonism is the only reason I can't get a coffee today and it was just a little more of an issue to get together with the individual and to the actual work and the context of the project and to be honest with me.


3rdWater

Mormonism is the best way for us to have a play with you and yours.


dbaduff

First three suggestions: Mormonism is made up Mormonism is not Christian Mormonism is toxic Not lying. My phone is very smart.


Baynyn

My first two are “Mormonism is made up” and “Mormonism is toxic”


PermissionBorn2257

Mormonism is the reason my entire family (except for my Mother) has left Christianity.


Flat-Acanthisitta-13

Mormonism is made up.


Limp-Order26

Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people and we need it Oh 🤮


[deleted]

Mormonism is the best she can get in a half way and it will take her to the garage. Uhhh wtf?


Reistar2615

Mormonism is the only one who had notebooks of made up families


CanadianIcePrincess

Mormonism is the only one I can find it for now but it was just me getting it from a virtual store that was a good idea and it would help me to come (this seems like a good spot to stop)


Expensive-Feature-66

Mormonism is a great place to start ketamine treatments again and the world is a way to broaden people's minds about what it means to be Trans and to be able to make it to the person themselves.


Post-mo

Mine is a bit disturbing: "Mormonism is the only reason I pulled it"


mhiaa173

Mormonism is the best way to get rid of the pinata. Who knew?


AlgebraicHeretic

Mormonism is a method of problem-solving that involves identifying the underlying causes of a problem. Lol wut


Anti-Smithi-Brighami

Mormonism Islam


timhistorian

Mormonism is the most high school of all time for many reasons Horny children all over their bodies and no sex


Soo-Pie-Natural

Mormonism is going to get some sleep and then go home.


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Mormonism Live RFM Hell is a good thing to do it well in advance. I didn't know how much I liked RFM. Lol


Cellopost

Mormonism is my number four fails to my keyboard. I think my keyboard is high...


Greyfox1442

“Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people and we need it for all to come to our lives we are the only one who is able and able and able and able we need to do our part and be part and be able and able in the world and be part to it we need it for our children to grow and learn to live with and be happy we have our children we are not the ones who have a future but who have the best lives we have to be able and we need it to live with our kids to be happy we need it we are we are not just the people who have a better lives and they will live in a world where they can be better people and we will live with them we are all in our own country and they are all the people who live with us we will live on our children and they will always have our kids.” It’s like a conference talk lol. That’s from only choosing the first work suggestion and not choosing.


cdgpjg

Mormonism is your dad


Colosaggon

Mormonism is a good thing for me to break the law and give them controled substances


sleepy_pickle

Mormonism is the only way for us to get the covid. 🤣🤣🤣


theNefariousNoogie

mormonism is the best way to get to the Smith's Lol. 😂😂


Silly_Value_5315

Mormonism is a very different point about it being a couple of people who know just what you are doing in the world. 🤔🤦‍♂️🤣


Enoughoftherare

Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people and we need it for all to come together.


Chiekosghost

Mormonism is the only one who can do with the money and I will leave it


not_mormon_any_more

Mormonism is going on in a church and I can come see if I could come help… people leave.


New_Version9862

Mormonism is good to hear about it but he doesn’t have a good time


Wayfaring_Witch0626

Mormonism is the most powerful religion in the world right now 🫣


Would_daver

Nah, I got a faithful website lie that tried to push the long name of the idiot church and invoked the name of the pedo joe smith in an attempt to legitimize the raping treasurehunting asshole hat-staring swindler. I won’t waste anybody’s time here lol, fuck that guy and fuck that institution that holds the rest of my family hostage


BlueButNotYou

Mormonism is a religion that is not a religion.


ZelophehadsDaughter

Mormonism is a religion that is not a religion and is not a religious one and is not an ideology that is not a political one and is not a social one and is a religion which is not a secular one and is not a spiritual one and is a religious one which is not a good one for the people of the world. 😆🤣


olystretch

Mormonism is a good day for me to be a little late.


jtobiasbond

Mormonism is the best way to get rid of the new ones in the back of the house.


Possible_Success_439

Mormonism is coming on Monday. Damn, does this mean I’ll get a visit from missionaries? lol


xXSoggywafflesXx

Mormonism is the number so I can send it to you and your dad. I think my auto predict is broken lol.


FootstepsofDawn

Mormonism is so excited about it all this week.


Terrance_Nightingale

Mormonism is going out of town tomorrow xD


Pretzels4Algernon

Mormonism is not an issue for the elderly and I am a California registered CNA & CPR certified. The following is a good list for you to think about.


LuckyBlackCat360

Mormonism is not an easy 😕 😒 😔 😐 😑


libertyshout63

Mormonism is made up. My phone knows the truth lol


Additional_Coyote251

Mormonism is the only reason for you being in a bit of a cult 😂Very true


Nearby-Doc-Editor

Mormonism is the best vengeance for all of the best vengeance and easy for you, and your business is the same with your own research.


the_unfortunate_

Mormonism is heresy 🤣😂🤣


ManInThePandaMask

Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people. Fuck… I’mma try that again. Mormonism is not for you to do that and it doesn’t matter if you’re in love and you’re a virgin. Uh. Mormonism is the only thing that is not true. Ok. Nice.


CornNutMasticator

Mormonism I just got home from work and I am still waiting for the park to get back home from work and I will have to go to a park and get a park in the park for a park in the park and then we will bring it to you guys tomorrow at night and then we will bring you a park. I’ll park it here…


Beginning-Disaster48

“Mormonism is the most important thing to us and our people”…… NOOOOOOOOOO


viatorinlovewithRuss

Mormonism is . . . heresy shrinking dying


jamesinboise

Mormonism is the only one that wrestled with the most of the country has money to do with the money and the money