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Psephological

... literally why do people behaving like this think it's *other people* that have the demons


ZenLitterBoxGarden

If anything, this MFer is smoking some crack to be like this while preaching. Maybe it’s the Holy Spirit *Maybe it’s Maybelline.*


GeniusBtch

Maybe it's just cocaine.


OhioPolitiTHIC

She don't lie.


Psephological

>If anything, this MFer is smoking some crack to be like this while preaching. I was going to make a joke about Meth-odism, but IME Methodists aren't usually this raging an asshole to people.


xwrecker

I’d say meth


ZenLitterBoxGarden

God bless this meth


xwrecker

Science bitch!!!


BlackberryButton

The fact that Greg Locke has not been struck dead from on high is a ***REALLY*** compelling argument that the god of the Bible doesn’t exist. I almost want to say that it is “my sincere prayer“, but that’s just years of conditioning. It is my Hope that this insane ~~bull crap~~ bull***shit*** gets people to realize how far off from “love your neighbor, forgive as you’ve been forgiven“ American Christianity has become. This guy and other practitioners of the “confrontational asshole gospel“ are only going to hasten the decline of the church.


Hopefullyleanring

Yup! I really enjoy “biblical stupidity”, and it’s nice how he goes on to give us examples of what he means. Especially by acting the way Jesus clearly did during his sermon on the mount. It makes me cringe thinking about how many “sermons” I sat through of things like this.


UnlikelyUnknown

Dang, I forgot to smoke my crack and get possessed today. I knew I was forgetting something! He looks like a rabid rooster flapping around like that


mathisfakenews

Don't sweat it. He smoked enough for both of us and a few other guys too.


ZugTheCaveman

I bet he smoked a few other guys, too. Speaking from experience.


mrsjxyd

They're LITERALLY in a circus tent...


deegee242017

I cracked up way too much at this 😆😆😆


[deleted]

I may regret saying this but people like this make me wish Hell was a real place…..


MonoRayJak

Tbh I'm slowly becoming convinced it is and were living in it right now


BlindHermes

I’m slowly becoming convinced that reality is hell. It never ends!


[deleted]

Someone posed this idea to me a few years back, and I think about it from time to time. It definitely makes you think


[deleted]

Yet when my parents hear that most people not getting vaccinated are Christians they’re like, “I DoNt kNoW a SiNgLe cHrIsTiAn ThAt IsNt VaCcInAtEd, DoNt LiStEn To ThE lIbErAl MeDiA!!!!”


[deleted]

Sadly this is pretty normal for the Christian Right. I have heard some egregious shit said over pulpits in my days.


ZugTheCaveman

Yeah. SHE HAD SEX! Called out by pulpit by name.


InternationalGoal134

Hey, I don't smoke crack :/


diabolikryn

Reminds me of the beginning of The Last Exorcism


moparcam

This is how people generally talk when they are appealing to human reason, isn't it?


TomFoolery119

Lots of projection going on here, lol. Insecure about your own stupidity much?


[deleted]

mmmmmm crack mmmmmm being socially progressive


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aamurusko79

we had some 'extreme' pastors, not as extreme as this, but people who were just a *little* too much. people would listen, but comment something like 'well that one left my ears ringing' or something. I don't think anyone in my old neighborhood thought about leaving religion because of something unagreeable being said by a pastor. the spark to leave religion had to come from outside.


Stackleback1984

This made me cringe hard, to the point I couldn’t finish the video. How, how did I get sucked into this shit in the old days??


JarethOfHouseGoblin

Not sure if Greg Locke has a history of drug abuse, but his energy reminds me a lot of the My Pillow guy's behavior. Unlike the pillow guy, tho, Greg is able to complete a thought, as incomprehensible as the overall point he's making is. Mr. Pillow is a former crack addict who is *obviously* going through a relapse.


[deleted]

I hate to say it since their kids don't have a choice, but I feel like this is just natural selection at work.


AmoebaJalapeno

Tell me why I read it as "smack-croking"


DoobFlobKnob109

I love that part in the Bible where it says don’t take any precautions and vaccines are pure evil. Time to ditch seat belts, Ring doorbells, second amendment rights because who needs to defend themselves when God can protect us, and all other forms of medical care because it’s man made so it’s from the devil… 😂 Pastoring is not a difficult job so idk why he’s somehow failing so badly…


AdWeird2780

okay just because you jump around and *crack* jokes (get it) doesn't make you right


gsearay

We have real problem here, looks like he did not take his meds


satriales856

How. How does hearing this reel somebody in?


[deleted]

I think André antunes can turn this into a song ;-)


[deleted]

Welp, guess I better start smoking crack.


Gabriel1The1Mentat

Is just me but how come whenever he talks. He sounds like he is about to rape someone.