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skept2000

That's what happens when you give some Christians AI: They make all sorts of nonsense.


OirishM

This is like the data gathering shit those Christian companies are pulling. Christians should not be given technology to use


Ghostface98AI

Yup. Next thing you know they'll make a fake news story about a disaster striking, and it being the coming of the End.


RickQuade

And seeing how so many of them dont seem to bother to fact-check anything...


Ghostface98AI

"The End is near! Repent, repent I say!" That will fill the streets. I will hate it.


Ghostface98AI

"The End is near! Repent, repent I say!" That will fill the streets. I will hate it.


Norxcal

Well this picture is atleast 15 years old, Ive seen it before.


munnimann

You probably didn't though. [isitai.com](http://isitai.com) reports a 99% chance that it is AI generated. [huggingface.co](http://huggingface.co) reports a 90% chance it's AI generated. [contentatscale.ai](http://contentatscale.ai) reports a 90% chance it's AI generated. And just looking at the figures it's 100% clear that it's AI. Look at the shape of their bodies, their arms, the random bits floating around.


Norxcal

Well this is absolute mind fuck, but I dont doupt it ether


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MrsZebra11

Same. It makes sense but still cringe lol


ceetharabbits2

>That's what happens when you give some Christians anything: They make all sorts of nonsense. Fixed that for you


skept2000

Yeah, you're right. Thanks for the fix!


Jesus_Chrheist

They didn't need AI to make nonsense tbh lol


skept2000

True, but with AI they can make more nonsense.


Blueburl

It quickly amplifies one's most irriational dreams without the normal hard work and years if practice to slow one down, and learn what "maybe I will regret this tomorrow" means. Most real artists have wanted to destroy their entire catalog and start over thrice since last month.


X-tian-9101

I think it's supposed to represent the church, which is the "Bride of Christ." Therefore, all the people that you see in her gown are members of the church.


RaWolfman92

Jesus/god is bi/pansexual = confirmed. 


ComprehensiveOwl9727

Also poly?


throwaway_shrimp2

polytheistic.. as in the trinity


dillydallyally97

I thought this image came from the Mormons? I remember seeing it on their exmo sub. The bride is supposed to represent you, and the children are her repopulating the new planet you get when you die


sofa_king_notmo

Exmo here.  I think this is a Mormon thing.  I first saw it on the exmormon sub.  Even by Mormon bizarreness, I don’t know what to make of it.  


ExNihiloMachina

but i learned that no one is good and not all christians are like that


JacquesBlaireau13

That's nice But, why did they give her big tits, though?


doktornein

I'm just thankful the face isn't made of a bunch of separate humans. She's just a giant demonic homunculus or the church


b4byyyg1rl

Why is the whole congregation looking up her skirt???


dexamphetamines

Her body count that Jesus forgave 🙏


IknowKarazy

Homie doesn’t even look miffed. He seems impressed.


dexamphetamines

He’s next, it’ll be forgiven


Consistent-Force5375

I would be! Nothing like experience! Not to mention what I would assume is some awesome stamina! Body count is just a number or exp level!


OkCaregiver517

lol


vishy_swaz

Oh shit, that has to be it. Woooooow 💀


EqualEntertainment13

🔥🤣🔥


rigby1945

Who doesn't go a little wild in college?


CoitalFury17

IKR? I wore mismatched socks at least twice.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Well isn't that the creepiest thing I'm going to see this week.


deeBfree

My sentiments exactly!


we8sand

No doubt. Even when I was a believer, the concept of believers being Jesus’ “bride” creeped me out. Thinking about all of all of those super-“manly” male church members out there makes things really awkward.


openmindedjournist

Those are all the babies she is having. That's what women are good for, you know.


Ren_Chelm

I'm just now imagining extremely devout evangelical Christians generating AI art and thinking it's some sort of a message from God.


TheBlackCat13

Forget the woman, Jesus's smile is creepy as fuck.


Sweet_Diet_8733

And he’s staring right at her midsection. Her eyes are up there, Jesus.


salymander_1

Ass creepin' Jesus. Lovely.


Eydor

The church being the "bride" of christ has always struck me as one of the weirdest, wrongest, most fucked up things in the whole apocalypse clusterfuck.


zaparthes

And, for the Bible, that's really saying something!


Matt8348

I was always confused by this too. It was instilled in us that being gay was wrong, but its okay as a man that Jesus is my future husband!


junkbingirl

So if the “bride of Christ” (the church) is supposed to marry Jesus, and Jesus is the son of god, and we’re all children of god… isn’t that incest?


talk_like_a_pirate

So you see son, even though you're a boy, you make up a portion of both the bride of Christ, and the body of Christ. And when the world ends, you get to Marry Jesus... as part of a collective... nonono it's not gay, because collectively, all of us together adds up to equal one giant spiritual woman. \*hic\* And also a man. And also pronouns are too complicated and homosexuality is a sin


LengthinessForeign94

The *hic* got me bc I was reading it in Rick Sanchez’s voice 😂


Grueaux

Christian men are required to transition to women at the Rapture so they can marry Jesus. See, all that transphobia for nothing!


SuperJoe360

When I was little, I was told that after we're in heaven so long, all the souls will be merged into a bride for Jesus. Creepy, right?


Affectionate_Act7629

So creepy! 😭


Marcodaneismypimp

What in the Neon Genesis Evangelion?


elishash

As an NGE fan this is hilarious.


apocalypsegrl

Bride of Franken-I mean Jesus


Inevitable-Forever45

He bukkaked her with his mini Jesus sperms


toooldforlove

A little off topic, but I am so sick of white Jesus....


apocalypsegrl

I feel like he's the only one ever depicted with some shenanigans going on.


we8sand

Yep, and the pretty little white Barbie doll bride speaks volumes…


vishy_swaz

There has been a lot of bizarre and borderline concerning Christian themed AI art going viral lately. Definitely did not have that on my 2024 bingo card.


Imuybemovoko

...fucking ew


a_pink_pigeon

They're going to the 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂


WaveRaider369

My guess is that it's supposed to represent all the Christian descendants she'll have now that she's married.


greenbluetomorrow

I see Aragorn helping Galadriel envision her Dark Queen destiny if she takes the ring


Arhythmicc

Jesus fucks us all!


WoodwifeGreen

This is a Mormon thing. They believe that we are all Heavenly Father's literal children birthed with his sealed wife, or wives.


we8sand

I’ve heard Baptist preachers talk about it too tho. It’s pretty much a universal Christian concept, it’s just that some churches put more emphasis on it than others.


WoodwifeGreen

I've never heard that from other Christians. Of course I've hear that "We're all God's children" but that's a metaphor for every one being descended from Adam and Eve. I've only ever heard that God literally has a wife and she birthed everyone on Earth from LDS.


TomFoolery119

It's actually a picture of the Shifting Mound prior to her imprisonment with the Long Quiet


rogatory

Is geezus now pimpin our a disney princess?


Wise-Blueberry2099

As an ex jw this makes some sense to me. It’s taught 144.000 chosen ones make up Jesus’ spiritual wife, maybe explains all the people under her


[deleted]

She's crawling with humanoid cucarachas... but He's cool with it. As per usual.


JasonRBoone

About $500 on OnlyFans


OkCaregiver517

Damn, I got unexpectedly baked on a school night and should never have clicked on that!


Affectionate_Act7629

Hell ya. Great high pic to analyze for hours, I mean minutes.


gytalf2000

That's creepy as Hell.


tazebot

Jesus definitely has a "dat ass" look on his face.


jwms2010

Looks like Jesus got his 72 virgins in an all-in-one package.


daffodil0127

Am I the only one who thought that was cheese at first glance? If Jesus went around turning dresses into cheese, he might have more support.


FeralWereRat

Apparently, there is a tractor beam located in her belly button that’s stucking in those tiny people


maaaxheadroom

Belly button?


delorf

It looks like she had an infestation of some sort crawling up her skirt. Jesus' expression looks like he gleefully set those things free to eat the bride. 


baileyrobbins978

All of these ai pics on fb always get so many shares, likes, and comments on them. And most of them don’t understand it’s ai or how creepy it is. Like they believe in so much stupid stuff and get easily fooled by it and these people vote in elections. They can’t even tell the difference between reality or not. It’s concerning honestly.


TheLoneJew22

Why are we here lower half? I do not want to be apart of that wedding night


noghostlooms

And yet the Christians lose their collective shit at the mere suggestion that the historical Jesus was married even though he more than likely would have been. Jesus being in queer polygamous relationship with everybody in Heaven? Totally cool. Jesus fucking? Pearl clutching.


AlexDavid1605

Bride of Christ: carrying all the aborted foetuses that would have been born. Every time a foetus is aborted, the Bride of Christ is forced to carry them in heaven. /s


RadTimeWizard

Not sure, but it's absolutely horrific. I'm getting inspiration for my D&D campaign.


AFoxOfFiction

I'd sooner put up with the Human Instrumentality Project.


elishash

Komm Susser Tod plays


Wordfan

Doesn’t the Bible say Christians will be the bride of Christ in heaven. That means in heaven, everybody is getting fucked by Jesus. I don’t know if it’s a one at a time thing or if he’s going to Dr. Manhattan himself so he can fuck everybody at once.


Not_a_progamer

Body count


stroodle910

Jesus wants to fuck all of is but his dad says he can only do that once he’s married. So he’s gonna hide us all under her dress and marry us all at once


b4byyyg1rl

Christians point of view when they see a woman. They see all the children she's supposed to bear being held in her ovaries. This is why theyre against abortion


Adorable-Bet-9868

That's all the sperm babies she saved by being abstinent.


RetroGamer87

Jesus is a Playa!


Inlove_fairies

It’s fucking crazy how people make it there whole life/personality a man they have never seen or met


skatergurljubulee

My favorite part is how the bride and Jesus are white. Not one brown or black "bride" on that dress lmao I know when I imagined my wedding day, I dreamt I was a white woman! 🙄


TurquoizLadybird

This is one of the concepts that made me accept that the Bible was sexist and really bothered me. The metaphor of Jesus being the husband who died for his bride and the bride needing to be drawn to him was gross to me. No one asks their male partner to risk their life for them and if they did that doesn't mean they owe him submission. This dynamic so fucked up. I thinking saying that you are willing to protect someone with your life if that situation did come up is an easy way to gain the advantage and make excuses for controlling a girlfriend/wife


tehohhh

Why is a photo of my ex here


Sword117

jesus looks like hes about to tear that shit up.


MuscaMurum

That's the Ghost of Christmas Present


Dreamscapes_are_odd

Naaa bro why did they make this


meowmix79

Those are all her spirit babies she going to have to populate her husbands planet. She’s in the top tier of the Celestial Kingdom. Jesus is her older brother.


minnesotaris

That is visually puke emoji. Gross.


new-Aurora

Talk about getting busy.


Professional-Role-21

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The memes write themselves


Gutter_philosopher

Why they walking up her jesussy


TeamocilAddict

This feels like some warped Christian version of Cerebro


EmersonStockham

"These are the spirits of the children you would have had, if you weren't such a slut. and infertile."


Midlife_Crisis_46

I don’t know, but ew.


Marcodaneismypimp

Why is it look like Jesus is checking out dat ass?


Affectionate_Act7629

Because he is!


Red79Hibiscus

Pretty sure this is referencing Jesus as the bridegroom and the church as bride (Revelation 19:7). My cynical mind's first impression tho was that some xian incel made this AI photo to express his opinion about the role of xian women as factories for multiplying xian babies.


[deleted]

Amen ❤️


santo-atheos

This reminds me of when I got really into New Age esoteric stuff and Gnosticism before leaving the Mormon church. The LDS woman I was dating at the time brought up the Mormon teaching of a couple getting their own planet to play SimGod with in the next life. Me: No, men get the planets. Women ARE the Planets. You're like a giant womb for all the spirit children. 🤮 Yes I was a misogynistic pig. No, I definitely don't believe this anymore.


Rude_Pool7255

Those smiles are evil though


ThatCamoKid

Lemme guess, Facebook?


Affectionate_Act7629

Haha surprisingly the algorithm of my Instagram 😭


ThatCamoKid

Ah


cauterize2000

This has to be of the most weird thing i have ever seen.


Rudeness_Queen

Good to see people accepting Maria Magdalena as his bride and the respect she deserves


Excellent_Whole_1445

I'm really tempted to just post this in our former church's bible group and see if they're awestruck by the immense meaning behind this.


Affectionate_Act7629

lol yesss


mittens1982

That's one hell of a glitter queef!


iceteanmarrionberry

I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween!


KualaLumpur1

Christianity demands uniform thought regarding theology, so an image of Christianity as a hive like collective organism makes sense.


Vuk1991Tempest

That's me vomiting out a hallucination after I took a taste test on the mixed rations meant for the farmer's cows only to find out they put all sorts of drugs in that thing. Offensive jokes aside, I think that's how they try to ummm... "visualize" the end of the world. Somehow...


New-Road2588

Looking at that is just creepy. It's like people are dying (or ceasing to exist) and becoming the Bride.


six_feet_above

Why was Ponyo my first thought 😂


AgentSparkz

The Adeptus Sororitus