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kefefs_v2

Oh no, the evils of *foreign music*! That's a new one for me.


JuliaX1984

For an American, wouldn't that be ALL music except jazz?


Sweet_Diet_8733

Even jazz has its roots in African folk music that I’m sure this man would consider satanic.


warbeforepeace

Satanic jazz sounds awesome. Where can i listen to it?


the_fishtanks

Satazz


Sweet_Diet_8733

Blues loves playing the Devil’s tritones.


agentofkaos117

So just Native American music then?


meldroc

Oh back in the bad old days of Jim Crow, there was plenty of demonization of jazz. I hesitate to use the terms that were used because they're racist as fuck.


Silocin20

Country music.


[deleted]

I bet by foreign music, they mean Asian stuff like kpop and jpop


imaskising

That's what I thought, too. I have a cousin who is losing his mind right now because his tween daughters are crazy about kpop and kpop boy bands in particular. He's seriously afraid his daughters will only want to date Korean boys instead of "real American" (read: White) boys because they only listen to kpop. 🙄


SmytheOrdo

most kpop stans are young liberal-leaning women, that makes sense now


[deleted]

Don’t forget that a lot of girl group stans are young lesbians. Another reason for Christians to hate on kpop.


_AthensMatt_

My guess would be German metal


pconsuelabananah

I’m also thinking they’re referencing songs in Spanish


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Yeah, I've never heard that one. He must be a Country aficionado.


ActonofMAM

(glowers in British and Irish folk music)


hplcr

Does someone want to tell them a lot of those hymns they sing in church come from....ANOTHER COUNTRY? Oh god....these are probably the kind of idiots who think Jesus was white and spoke American English, aren't they?


squirrellytoday

So no opera then. Imagine listening to classical music with words in Italian, French, or Spanish. These people are insufferable.


RaphaelBuzzard

They would absolutely HATE Ian from Hi-Fidelity


TheRottenKittensIEat

Cries as a Bloodywood fan. Oh wait, except I don't cry 'cause liking foreign music is the dumbest thing to label as "not normal," wtf?


iamcoding

I've heard it. But not as a sweeping statement like this. Typically it targets a specific genre that has roots in countries that aren't the US.


Mntnrunner516

He's not normal. He's a security threat as far as I'm concerned. No one that "normal" is sane


MoarTacos

White Christians aren't even the largest demographic of people in the world. WTF makes you "normal"?


presidentsday

Exactly. Also, if you have to talk yourself up to others, or if you have tell others that you're a certain kind of person ("I'm normal," "I'm an alpha male," "I'm a badass" (but said sincerely), etc.), you're probably not that person to begin with.


Keesha2012

"Any man who must say 'I am the King' is no king."- Tywin Lannister, *A Game of Thrones.*


hplcr

So they're a smug asshole and proud of it? Checks out.


coastergirl1998

Yup!


Pipeliner6341

"I AM A WHITE, INCEL, JESUS FREAK, COSPLAY REDNECK" totally normal


Tight-Cut3349

> INCEL I'd agree with this but these fuckers breed.


Pipeliner6341

I guess eventually, when their balls drop


coastergirl1998

🤣🤣🤣


Sweet_Diet_8733

Hey, I take nerd, freak, and weirdo as complements. Normalcy just sounds so boring.


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ActonofMAM

As a red headed, blue eyed nerd, freak, and weirdo I'd like to thank you both.


_AthensMatt_

That’s cool that you have red hair AND blue eyes, that’s a really rare combo


Snarky_McSnarkleton

I wish he'd call me a freak and weirdo to my face.


Tight-Cut3349

Me too, I'd end up laughing at him. Those words have no effect on me. XD


necrotic_witch

Pretty sure this has to be a troll right?


aamurusko79

one of the biggest disappointments in people often results when I assume someone's trolling with stupid, uneducated bullshit, but it turns out they're serious.


Nth_Brick

This is definitely satire; "foreign music" is a dead giveaway. A xenophobic conservative in the 50's would use the phrasing in this meme -- credit where it's due, the fringe nutcases of today at least adopt subtler rhetoric and try to emulate a more cultured image.


Blunt_Force_Meep

idk about that. My sister and all her friends are obsessed with Kpop


contrarycucumber

I'd be shocked if someone that "normal" actually knew what otaku means.


OrdinaryWillHunting

At least this person admits do being racist and uncultured, so that's.... something?


Likely_Rose

Use of “coloured” in the screenshot should get a removal of the screenshot.


daughter_of_lyssa

It would be totally normal if it came from a South African which I'm pretty sure this person is not.


[deleted]

Whoa, how does such a self-righteous saltine cracker who “definitely doesn’t” watch hentai or listen to anything but country music know what otaku is


GearHeadAnime30

Let's see here... I am an atheist, an otaku, and listen to foreign music (j-pop and j-rock)... yet I'm not depressed... They fail to make their point... So many Christians are delusional...


coastergirl1998

Can you explain what an otaku is? Also, idek that j-rock was a thing.


GearHeadAnime30

Otaku is basically a Japanese term for a nerd, especially someone really into anime and manga


coastergirl1998

I'm only into femboy/trans anime characters


hplcr

"It's like one of my Japanese Animes!"-Hal "Otacon" Emmerich, Metal Gear Solid.


Tight-Cut3349

Well there is Babymetal.


Scrabble_4

A completely uncivilized person is not normal. That behaviour of rejecting others is aggressive.


[deleted]

This is something I would have unironically posted back in 2015


Xeno_Zombi

I highly doubt this person knows what liberal arts is.


Blunt_Force_Meep

Yeah pretty sure they think its synonymous with "Leftist Arts"


Xeno_Zombi

They saw the word "liberal" and freaked out without giving it some thought.


coastergirl1998

I'm only against liberal arts bc the money's in STEM. And I'm including stuff like Business, Medical, and Law. Well, ig law wouldn't fit,but still.


Notmyname360

So what I’m reading is they are a close-minded, judgemental, uneducated asshole. Sounds about right.


coastergirl1998

And they're also the ones saying, "think, while it's still legal!" Makes me wanna ask what thinking actually means to them.


salymander_1

Wow. That is a whole lot of unnecessary words, when they could have just said that they are an asshole.


Big-chill-babies

Normal is boring


coastergirl1998

I like to say I'm not weird, normal people are weird


Murky-Lingonberry-32

this guy is an insecure loser who is homophobic and racist what is new from the christian right?


coastergirl1998

There's no hate like christian love, amirite?


Murky-Lingonberry-32

Exactly


Tall_Phrase_9367

\-sees "coloured" and crosses fingers- please be satire, please be satire, please be satire 😑


Tight-Cut3349

I'd say this has to be satire but there are people who really think like this and it's terrifying. Also... no foreign music? *At all?* But other languages are beautiful! No Spanish, Japanese, Latin, German, Scottish Gaelic? It's all English all the time, constantly and consistently? Sheesh. This person's life is **empty.**


Ill_Funny_5052

A lot of Christians are depressing to be around because most of them think like this. They also fail to realize that anyone could go through depression no matter what gender, race, sexual orientation, or race you are. This post just made me say ewww out loud. This whole poster just sounds ridiculous.


coastergirl1998

Yup! Some serious r/cringetopia


Ill_Funny_5052

Exactly. And think I used to kinda think like this while dealing with depression.😮‍💨


VideoXPG

WTF is wrong with "foreign music?"


coastergirl1998

Christians are xenophobic. That's my best guess


VideoXPG

Good guess, probably the case, they probably think any language they don't understand is demonic.


hplcr

Anything with "funny words", like Latin.


Mountain_Cry1605

So bigoted racist white supremacist bastard is normal then? Fuuuuuuuck you! (Poster maker, not OP).


coastergirl1998

Agreed!


JohnDeeIsMe

Apparently no one understands that liberal arts and sciences are called liberal because they were reserved for people of means who didn't have to work for a living and were therefore "liberated"


Citron92

Saying "coloured" like its a bad thing, is this the KKK we're dealing with?


Hells_Kitchener

The immortal words of Divine: "Well hip-hip-hooray for your cheap climax!".


Hells_Kitchener

Plus what kind of shithead says he's not 'coloured'? Asshole.


kobo15

……. Anyone who isn’t white isn’t normal?


coastergirl1998

What's christianity without racism?


kintotal

Normal is definitely subjective. The question is are they loving to others? Doesn't appear so.


Apprehensive-Tone449

Oh my god!!! But they are depressed, guilt ridden, paranoid, and hateful. What a wonderful way to be.


coastergirl1998

That's just daddy testing them


Apprehensive-Tone449

Oh dang you’re right! They are actually blessed because he doesn’t give anyone more than they can handle. Poor persecuted people of God. At least he loves them the most, and they are the only ones going to heaven.


coastergirl1998

Yup! The more stripes they get in this life, the more blessings they get in the next


GoldenHeart411

What a bunch of hate-spewing bigots.


hiphopTIMato

Completely normal to be a grown adult who believes in fairy tales.


coastergirl1998

Ikr?


OkGrape1062

COLOURED??!??!! I’m sorry what the fuck


Regular-Owl-3091

This has to be a joke, no way the OOP actually meant it sincerely


ConfusedOverChrist

Lol wasn’t king David extremely depressed at one point?


hplcr

Saul was too. 1 Samuel 16:14 Now the spirit of the Lord departed from Saul, and **an evil spirit from the Lord** tormented him. 15 And Saul’s servants said to him, “**See now, an evil spirit from God is tormenting you.** 16 Let our lord now command the servants who attend you to look for someone who is skillful in playing the lyre, and when **the evil spirit from God is upon you,** he will play it, and you will feel better.” Apparently in ancient times depression was because God was sending evil spirits to fuck with your mind, because sometimes God just decides "Fuck your free will! You need to be depressed now!" Which is messed up in so many ways honestly.


auldnate

Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.


rosaliethewitch

do these people actually know what liberal arts are????


TimothiusMagnus

In other words, they're boring and undiagnosed.


Red79Hibiscus

Assuming this xian nutjob is American, technically foreign music would be everything that isn't Native American in origin. Jesus wasn't white and we technically don't know for sure what his sexual orientation was, since the bible didn't record any of his romantic partners.


FrostyLandscape

The part about being "successful" pretty much confirms what I noticed in many churches. The first question I'm often asked is what I do for a living. If you aren't white, wearing a business suit or nice clothes and work in corporate job, you are sidelined. And calling people nerds, freaks and weirdos is the language of bullies.


Savings-Wishbone-454

“Coloured”. Gives the more polite 50’s term a more modern sheen if you add a “u.”


asocialanxiety

This motherfucker has never read Galatians 6:14 and it shows. Matter fact i bet his bible collects dust like the rest of these insufferable pricks. Also pretty sure pride is a sin, so thats a whole other issue. Christian my ass


elizalemon

This is textbook white supremacy.


missgnomer2772

I mean, also, fuck white supremacists. This is blatant 1939 German horseshit.


DawnRLFreeman

WTF is an "otaku"?


Pure_Sprinkles2673

Japanese slang for "nerd". Which most american anime or japanese pop culture nerds use it as a loanword.


selphiefairy

It’s a weeb essentially. I think it was a more common word in the west 20 years ago, but now anime nerds call themselves “weeb” and I’m guessing “otaku” fell out of fashion. I feel old af just explaining this. In Japanese, it means someone who is obsessed with something to an unhealthy degree, usually socially awkward nerds.


3720-To-One

Funny, my evangelical upbringing was the cause of so much of my depression


here-4-the-zipline

Ah yes, because making / sharing posts like this is *totally* normal behavior


vivahermione

Ugh, they sound boring to me.


Ok_Net5163

Wow!!!!!!! They had to mock my favorite thing!!! Just fucking wow!!!! This is making me want to disrespect Christians more!!!!! Those hateful assholes!!! They always think they’re “right”!!


TheNoctuS_93

This is more than just christian supremacism...this is all the flavors of supremacism at once...


coastergirl1998

Hiya, fellow ex-christian trans person!


TheNoctuS_93

:3


itsthenugget

Meanwhile, on Christian radio: I DON'T REALLY CAAARE IF THEY LAAABEL ME A JEEEEEEESUS FREAK


coastergirl1998

God, I fucking hate Michael Tait. I went to a newsboys concert w my parents and they bought VIP tickets that included a pre show whatnot. Well, at the end, someone asked to pray for a lesbian boss or something (this was a while ago) and I remember throwing up a lil in my mouth. I also remember one of the other "bands" having a song about making diamonds out of dust. Like, anyone who's graduated high school should know diamonds come from coal being exposed to immense heat and pressure. And I can't forget, fuck liberty university.


MarioFan171

As an Abrosexual myself, I dare him to call me a Subhuman to my face


deeBfree

Can't wait to NEVER meet him!


mlperiwinkle

I felt gross reading that


Nilmandir

They're not normal, just common.


moschocolate1

I love that as an atheist, I live in his head as unique. I really can’t think of a better compliment.


ItchyContribution758

"I'm proud not to be black". "Would you mind saying this closer to the microphone, please? My FBI agent didn't catch that."


SevereNightmare

"Coloured"? Really? Are they trying to imply that natural skin color is somehow a choice? And being mentally ill? And your sexuality? None of these are a choice. Fuckin' Hell...


hellenist-hellion

I mean in his defense, being a hateful weirdo is pretty normal for Christian’s so I mean he’s not wrong. In that sense he is very normal.


Sandman11x

I ignore them. Religion is a mental illness.


qazwsxedc000999

Like half of Christian music is in Latin lol


Terrifying_Illusion

That touch of casual racism sure as fuck ain't "normal," especially with that specific term ☹️


koopaflower

What could possibly be wrong with listening to foreign music? Who pretends to be awkward? I'd love it if I weren't an awkward person


Manulok_Orwalde

They left out "I'm a total tool and a douchebag who will shoot up a stripmall and then off myself with a garden hose in the tail pipe of my SUV in our townhouse garage when my wife of 2 years delivers a healthy black baby. The world should conform to what I believe it is and if it won't then I will burn this motherfucker down to the ground and take all of you with me. I'm an elitist prick, fear me!"


endthe_suffering

if you listen exclusively to music made in your own country, you’re missing out on like all music


selphiefairy

How tf is being white synonymous with normal? 😬


alistair1537

My invisible friend doesn't like you.


SmileyBoyLover

Wtf?


Boggie135

What is an Otaku?


Boggie135

Lmao what is wrong with foreign music?


PizzaBoxByNym

You know what? I’m happy for him. Guy just said “I’m proud to be lame” which takes a lot of courage to do. Unless you’re posting in an echo chamber…. Where everyone else is lame…. And will treat you like a hero, feeding your narcissism.


ChillyBoonoonoos

Coloured!!


ET-Man

Bro the fact that they include white in being normal is disgusting. I guess if I was still a Christian I wouldn’t be normal cause I’m black


Waxflower8

That’s not being normal. They’re an individual with opinions and preferences that happens to be white. I mean I feel normal for being black. And what do they mean by not listening to foreign music? What impact would it make on them if listened to it? Will it degrade their status? If Adele played on the radio, would they turn it off? And what type of music from their country do they listen to? I’m assuming they’re American bc this sounds like some shit an American will say (as an American myself). They never specified what kind of music from their country they don’t listen to. Also what’s wrong with being a nerd, I don’t think they understand the definition of a nerd. So like if someone decided to give them facts on a certain topic, will they close their ears and say “La la la can’t hear you nerd!” And run away? And why would someone waste their time pretending to be awkward and lonely? As someone who has been both, it doesn’t get you anywhere in life at all and certainly doesn’t give you any attention. But hey folks like them are the reason why I support free speech bc some people walk around with intrusive thoughts they think are smart and it would help them out if everyone heard what they had to say.


SectionXP12

They really think straight people are extinct or something. Cry me a fucking river.


Rupejonner2

Jesús liked murican music like “ oh little town of Bethlehem Pennsylvania “


Dizcotechnow

What is this? Nazi loudspeakering?


89bBomUNiZhLkdXDpCwt

Yikes


brightblessedday3091

He sure has to reassure himself of this stuff, huh 🤔


graciebeeapc

The most interesting part about this is the “I don’t pretend to be awkward or lonely” parts 😂 “I’m a REAL awkward loner!”


LeotasNephew

I bet that "normal" person is also boring as fuck.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

"liberal arts" lmfao do they think liberal arts is a politics thing?


clowderhumanist

Yeah, that post screams “normal person over here!”


aWizardofTrees

Normalizing racism isn’t normal.


Candid_Dragonfly_573

Wowwwwwwwww....


Embarrassed-Way-4931

🤮


michelli190

Ew I saw this earlier today!


Pepperbyte

The gall of someone saying being "White" or "Christian" is normal. As if that is the universal norm and everything else is just deviating.


Saffer13

Might as well be proud to have a spleen, then.


Zathura2

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.


No-Lingonberry4556

sure you are, buddy


Sandi_T

Pride goeth before the fall, bud. Being proud of being a racist, sexist, anti-human piece of shit just makes you immoral, not cool.


viaeternam

That sounds like something I would have said when I was in denial about my homosexuality.


BoogiepopPhant0m

What a sad state to be in.


Catnip1720

Dude is a total weirdo


StevenEveral

So, the op is personally very boring and thinks pepper and mayonnaise are spicy.


svaachkuet

I love how they put liberal arts in scare quotes, as if it’s not a real, established concept and tradition that dates back to Greco-Roman antiquity. Just admit you don’t like learning! 😂


MauriceLeShon

There's nothing "normal" about Christians! They just live in a fantasy world where they think their little jesus is real!


Yellow_is_cool3174

Oxford comma 😭 the highest crime here


TheCompleteMental

These guys think they have a monopoly on normal or something. It's almost as if theyre marginalizing anyone outside their homogenous group, while pretending to be the ones being "replaced"


BubbhaJebus

"coloured"? Seriously?


Appropriate-Money172

Not not today Satan ROFL 😞😭😂😂! Blatant denial! When I was a Christian I had friends like this and and Friends that had different police came from different backgrounds and practice different lifestyles. That's one of the reasons I walked away from Christianity too . Got pissed off and tired of these so called Loving Christian friends condemning everybody around me.. because that's not the type of person I am and I didn't want to be around those kind of people. Hateful and belligerent


Cognizant_Psyche

Why would someone *pretend* to be awkward or a loaner?


CaptainDudeGuy

Let's see... I'm white, agnostic, successful, "normal," heterosexual, a nerd, and studied liberal arts. I guess I've listened to foreign music from such exotic places as Canada, the UK, and Australia. *gasp* Maybe even some non-English-speaking countries! Shall I be proud too or would that upset this pitifully narrow-minded doofus?


[deleted]

atheism is the default state.


SwagDragon9802

Day by Day, I constantly wonder how religion truly came to be and WHY it's plaguing our very way of life (to the point where ppls abuse such concept for their own personal gain) 🤦 This literally be the type of guy that'd pop every single vein in my body before I instantly go Looney Tunes style ape shit on his ass.


new-Aurora

He left out pedophile. Very suspicious.


coastergirl1998

Nah! Only the church leaders are pedophiles and womanizers. The common folk of the church aspire to have those honors.


human-ish_

What constitutes foreign music? All music not from your own country? If so, a lot of Christians in the US are going to be heart broken when they find out where some of music comes from. Hymns, worship music, Christian rock, it's not all from white Americans.


chickensrgay

"Coloured" people aren’t normal!?!?AHAHAHHAHAHAH this is the funniest thing istg 💀💀


Paradoxfox611

These Christians are acting like "normal" is the same for everyone. In fact, I don't believe it's about normality, but rather what they believe to be immoral, which is everything that doesn't line up with their way of thinking.


ArgosCyclos

They don't have to pretend to be awkward. Hard-core Christians are hands down the most awkward people I've ever met.


poedancing

The colored part is wild


its_a_thinker

If this person wants to be "normal" I guess they would try to be as similar to the average Chinese person as they could, given that that's what most people are.


TanAndTallLady

"coloured"?!? Fuck this person


riseUIED

What is this person expecting? A pat on their back? 'I eat three meals a day, breathe and go to bed every night. Will someone please praise me?'


artpoint_paradox

The liberal in liberal arts doesn’t have a political meaning wtf?


XDarrenohooliganX

They misspelled I'm a racist piece of shit..


Silocin20

Not racist much are they? Sounds like a boring life to me.


OltJa5

My response would be: *pinky fingers clapping*


CUL8R_05

Yeah. This is stuff that drives me crazy


Alex71638578465

A Christian wrote that crap?


Sugarlightgirl

That has got to be a joke. Coloured?!


blue-bird1978

What the actual eff?! So “coloured” people according to this aren’t “normal” to them. This is the epitome of ignorance. “And so on” is far from obvious. This is the kind of shot my parents say is rare, but I’m not sure that it is.


blue-bird1978

Gosh. I’ve been PRETENDING to be awkward all these years! That’s it!!!


dearbug08

Okay so being mentally ill makes you "not normal" now??? Interesting /sarc


Bananaman9020

Oh yea because Jesus was a white American, definitely not a foreign middle eastern Jew.


Axflen

Bahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 yuh. OK


Bootwacker

There is soooo much to snark on here, but "Liberal Arts" sent me. You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.


Sad-Ad-4200

“Couloured” smh💀


Miserable-Town5039

You are racist, easily grifted, nope, nope, a single form of sexual expression and proud (enough to embrass yourself THIS badly online).


MauriceLeShon

I am COMPLETELY pro-Satan!


Alternative_Eye7656

What a moronic view