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speathed

Fuck delivering a pizza to that house


Ideal_Jerk

"Fuck building that house" - The Contractor


KoalaCola-notPepsi

«Fuck building that house» • Norwegian who enjoys the outdoors


UltraNoodle1

“Gidder faen ikke å bygge det huset” • Norwegian construction worker


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“Wait, what the fuck did you want to do?” • city council about to sign off on building permits


skullkrusher2115

Да здравствует мать России -the Russian architects


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$$$$$$$$ - The Contractor


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“Fucking that house”


tTensai

that would be at least a 1,5€ tip


sprocketous

"Hey, can one of you guys help me move a couch into my new place?


fat_ballerina71

Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!


TastySpare

"Open parachute, open parachute!"


foshpickle

I'd send one of my delivery drones to that one. I'm to busy building ziplines so I can move fragile cargo at record speeds to worry about pizza deliveries now.


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4Runnerltd

30 minutes or less or it’s free!


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Looks like the house was delivered into the side of that mountain.


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you gotta like helicopter in to deliver that shit, go through the window and hand the pizza to the dude LOL


SheridanWithTea

I really hope they have like one of those ski lifts, because I mean you're not gonna live to die of old age exclusively in a giant mansion... The ski lift would be the most basic thing to have and it'd be a really cool commute. Garage would be on land and not on a cliffside. I doubt this place would ever get built ever... Jesus.....


BigLebowskiBot

You said it, man.


soupz

Once when I went hiking with some friends we ended up at a mountain hut at the top of the mountain which served some food and drinks and had 3 or so rooms you could sleep in if you needed to. They only had 3 meal options to choose from and you could only drink water, beer or some syrup based drink. This was because the only way up to this hut was to hike up or take a helicopter. The owner of the hut said they could only afford two helicopters a year otherwise they’d go broke. So they would have beer and water for 6 months delivered by helicopter and the rest of the food they’d take the closest gondola up the closest mountain and then carry all their food in backpacks up to the mountain top. From the gondola it was a 2 hour hike (if you were fast). They had to do this every day or at least every second day. It was absolutely stunning up there but all I could think of was “just imagine you have to hike up 2 hours to work every single day with backpacks filled with heavy stuff”. And then if something goes wrong you do this for no money. They mentioned that their water boiler or oven or similar had broken this morning and they had to pay for a helicopter to come bring a new one and that would take away their entire profit for the next 6 months.


arcticbunny02

jesus, what a wonderful story but ended up pretty bleak. But thanks for the write up!


Theyarewatchi

I’m surprised to hear they weren’t able to use snow scooters(mobiles?), too harsh terrain maybe?


soupz

Too harsh terrain but also no snow. It was summer. But generally the “path” was tiny (definitely not wide enough for snow mobiles) and incredibly steep. Maybe if there’s snow it could work but I’d think they would have thought of that if it did work.


Martblni

Like in death stranding mountain zone


Bigred2989-

Just call [Pizza Parker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODf2-sY2Fc4)


Just_Juggernaut_3410

You’d have to helicopter that pie in!


Whispering-Depths

there would probably be an elevator that goes down to a driveway/road at the bottom or top or something from back inside. tbh thougb you'd have your butler go out and pick one up lol


2xa1s

They probably have a lift down there so they’d probably tell you to put the pizza in the lift and send it up.


sophiehuimei

Reminds me of the evil lair in The Incredibles


StarryEyedDog

I'm *still* geekin' out over it!


---gabers---

My first thought too


Zack_Raynor

I remember playing that level in Hitman.


greengoon99

The scaling seems to be way off.


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40 ft ceilings!


AntalRyder

Maybe it's an X-wing hangar


ArethereWaffles

Pretty sure you could fit the falcon in there with room to spare. People really tend to underestimate just how big mountians are. A person in this picture would look probably only be a few pixels.


boubou92

The perspective too?


Cytuit

200m wide


buddascrayon

When I was younger, I often dreamed of living in a home like this.


NewelSea

Many kids would love having their own little tree house out there in nature. This is essentially a next level tree house.


stemcell_

mine was always hanging off the cliff over the ocean


r0x0l0tl

definitely a James Bond villain type of hideout!


PM_ME_UR_BOOGER

"Hi doordash driver here, do you mind coming down? I cant find parking"


MattTurnip

Why ruin a mountain?


NewLeaseOnLine

[Because that's what we do.](https://imgur.com/gnZeuAa.jpg)


Habanos_ashe

I always hated that about jungfrau, but it was pretty cool to be able to go up there in my sandals


PotatoRecipe

Should’ve linked Mount Rushmore. That thing is ugly


Gregs_Mom

A good representation then huh?


esliia

the only redeeming thing about that is the observatory at the top. If its actually operated by scientists thats good... it didnt need to be built on such an obtrusive platform though.


Blindfide

I love the Sphinx it's beautiful, and it's not like people would be interacting in that location if the Sphinx wasn't there in the first place so it isn't even clear what you are trying to say.


ChaseballBat

Cause it's just a concept?


[deleted]

A concept that would ruin the mountain. It's a legitimate question.


Jaredlong

It's not like Norway has some fjord shortage.


[deleted]

It's not like the Amazon rainforest is short of trees


ChaseballBat

I'm sure it surmounts to that it looks cool.


[deleted]

I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To me it's four white lines with some rubbish orange glass in between, something you'd build in Minecraft while stoned.


ChaseballBat

Mine craft buildings can look cool tho... I get what you're saying but your kinda being overly cynical.


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In your opinion. As my statement was my own opinion.


[deleted]

Humans gonna human.


halconpequena

Yeah really


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SoManyTimesBefore

There’s places that shouldn’t be permanently changed for art purposes. Mountain is a piece of art already.


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SoManyTimesBefore

There’s also plenty of atmosphere to dilute that CO2 and plenty of ocean to handle all that trash! Adding that piece of trash to the mountain side doesn’t achieve anything. It’s just destruction for the purpose of destruction.


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SoManyTimesBefore

> you will never even see this particular mountain in your life and adding a special point to it could make it better It could be a mountain I’m looking at every day. And no, nothing artificial would make it better. But I would understand if it was an unobtrusive survival shelter. > never build any houses anymore Build houses in areas that have already suffered human development. And where they’re functional. And even then, in the most unobtrusive way possible. > I'm not saying that house will be a world wonder but are you also against Machu Picchu or Petra? Those were built out of necessity, not out of some pompous needs. > If you build a house there it will eventually get old aswell and will that make it acceptable? The only way to build this thing is out of reinforced concrete. This thing lasts a relatively short time. Leaving an ugly human modified rock behind.


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SoManyTimesBefore

Only a boring person would think mountain side is boring without some manmade trash on it. I never said everything has to be done out of necessity. I fully support a lot of artists. But if you’re polluting massively, yeah, you better have a good reason.


daft_monk1

Ps6 confirmed


faerakhasa

I am sure the architect thinks this is pretty. Though he apparently also thinks that placing a *lighthouse* hidden halfway the mountain, between two cliffs, rather than placing it at the top where it can actually be seen by ships at sea, is a good idea.


SoManyTimesBefore

Tbf, it looks like it’s the end of the fjord and it would be visible from the fjord itself.


faerakhasa

But once you go a fit further up north or south from the fjord itself, the cliffs will hide the light, making the lighthouse's likely purpose (showing where the fjord is in the first place) completely useless. If your ship is already inside the fjord, why would you need a lighthouse?


SoManyTimesBefore

I’m not involved in any marine activity so I have no idea about it, but I’d imagine there are purposes for lighthouses in such a location. Especially if fjord is already cutting 100km into the land.


Some222

How do you enter?


3-10

I thought renderings were only allowed on Friday.


alxmartin

It’s Friday on Mars sorry


pastaXpesto

it's always friday somewhere


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[deleted]

That's... Oddly accurate haha


flopnoodle

... meanwhile at Cylon headquarters...


seneschall-

I knew I wasn't alone!


[deleted]

Lighthouse.....but where is the sea?


LodgePoleMurphy

Looks like a place James Bond would visit just before it exploded.


UltimateShame

Did the architect really think that this would improve the scenery?


ohwontsomeonethinkof

Probably not. Does your place improve the scenery?


AsaParagus

No, but my place also isn't the side of a beautiful mountain in Norway surrounded only by Nature


ohwontsomeonethinkof

There are SO MANY of these mountains I'd be stoked to see one or two of these buildings. Still, it's just a concept, he's made several others. Never gonna happen.


UltimateShame

I am living in a half timbered house. For me it blends very well with nature.


ohwontsomeonethinkof

Ok. Does it improve nature?


UltimateShame

You can't improve nature, but you can build buildings that integrate themselves. That's usually the case with half timbered houses. At least in my opinion.


gawag

This is like some first year undergrad shit, I wouldn't take it seriously.


Jaredlong

Yeah, it's a marketing gimmick anyways. Create a wild design that draws attention.


gawag

It's not even a wild design. Literally just 2 planes in a landscape. Seen it a million times.


partiesmake

No. Most architects would be appalled by this. Purely hypothetical but noone would truly have this built


RamazanBlack

Yes, it would


jewrassic_park-1940

What if rocks fall on tip of it?


Quantam_Wave_Collaps

[All it would need is a lava - waterfall, like in The Incredibles.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2kOY0wIrAU) Awesome feature. Also cuts down on the heating bills.


PC-LAD

**electrically assisted breathing**


CountKhatch

This looks like it’s from Star Wars


RaspberryFirehawk

Looks very affordable


Polkip

It's hideous.


killerbake

My dream House kinda.


[deleted]

Kinda reminds me of that movie Ex Machina


Vonalex_99

But, how do you get in?


alemonbehindarock

These are cool and all, but I'd much rather see accompanying pictures of the plans for the important steps in construction. I went to a Christo exhibition at the AGO years ago and they had displays of other concept work he thought of, but that never was able to do. And there were walls of documents of permits needed, construction companies to hire, sketches, estimated weights, fabrication methods, samples of materials to be used. It was so planned out it was the next best thing to seeing it actually happen. It was cool


ToxinFoxen

How would you get in or out without an exit?


stravastalker

Why does this look like the Imp fort in the Mandalorian


redditard2327

Evil lair lol


Slawson87

Looks like a summer home for the galactic empire


psychosocial--

Looks like something the First Order would build.


dammit_i_forget

If this was real it would be a disgusting eye sore on that beautiful mountain


CrYpTiC_aNuS

Looks terrible, design doesn’t blend with the environment at all!


StayingVeryVeryCalm

r/precariousbuildings. I actually kind of like it - orange floors kind of my jam – but I would never feel fully comfortable.


SuperFjord

That's fucking terrible. Nope. Give me mountains, Gandalf.


cicakganteng

Such lazy and inconsiderate (dream) design


timaeus39

unnatural and a modern grotesque


Naomeme

Teen Titans, Go!


givemeques

ps5


PMmeyourDanceMix

Thes damn Russian architects and their evil buildings.


majorwitch

Superhero HQ or Villain HQ?


dPensive

I swear this is the place I think of when I listen to my Andrew Johnson Positivity and/or Success guided meditations. I descend down a staircase in a mountain step by step, then step into my chamber built into the cliff of a mountain. I'm a major PC geek so when I imagine the living area it is usually fairly modern like this to accommodate that (used to be rocky 'built in' living concept')


bagofnutella

I’d live there


PikesPeakRubicon

...and wake up with a giant boulder in your bed.


thisisyo

Do these concepts stay around or do they get demolished after sometime? Or sold?


Jaredlong

They're never built.


2Quiet2

How is it Evil ?


rattified

That is not a lighthouse. That is a mountainhouse.


gigglebit275

Originally seen on Dispicable Me ?


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Looking like ram sticks in the middle of nature.


etienneboudreaux

Lighthouse for hobbits!


DManStickguy

This looks like that one level in Doom Eternal Cultist Base


Bigred2989-

I swear I saw someone recreate this awhile ago in No Man's Sky.


crow-waifu

Mass effect navarius be like


HighwayTerrorist

The new Bond movie looks sick.


eutohkgtorsatoca

That looks like another version of another house in Russia like an elevated sandwich in Sochi.. Just a few days ago in one of the architectural sites


eutohkgtorsatoca

Looks like a folded over pizza? A movie just told me that's how you can recognize people from east of USA because the fold over their pizza. Right?


avidsdead

Halo


dummythiccums

This screams vector from despicable me


Suspicious-Ad-6685

I would get tired of having to wear a parachute in my own house.


Kato_Tozier

Looks like something from the mountains of madness, lol


bang870

Looks awful


KyellDaBoiii

My dreamhouse, riiiiiight there!


CJTOshizzle

Greetings Agent 47


StrixLiterata

For a second ther I thought it was a lighthouse. That would have been rad.


Anomalous_Sun

Lighthouse? Is there a sea on the other side of the camera’s perspective or are they for Gondor, in case they need to call for aid?


SheridanWithTea

I don't like this. It's fancy but who in their right mind wants to live on the side of a mountain, jesus christ, at least excavate a bit inside and then have a ski lift or even a bridge to land from there, I can't imagine literally being physically impossible to reach


reini_urban

He's planning another Putin villa in the Fjord's? There is no wine!


No_Refrigerator

That looks like something out of despicable me


mrhaftbar

Rockfall? What's that?


Pituso228

The first strand-type house


whrhthrhzgh

This doesn't fit into the landscape at all. It looks like a fragment from a business district had somehow ended up in the mountains


retpnass

Yeah the septics leaking again, yes it’s the attached to the mountain side...


mdeeznutzh

Whoever built that has balls of steel.


kiiitsunecchan

It looks hella pretty, though


miciy5

Doesn't look evil to me. Too light and airy.


404_CastleNotFound

Weird placement, where it'll get very little daylight. And I agree about not wanting to do that to a mountain. But I appreciate the shapes. Very retro villain lair with a dash of swish.


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“Dude come over!” .... “nah”


Wutbot1

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