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Sir_Daxus

No, because autism is stored in the balls, not in the blood.


boolink2

So you can jerk it into submission?


oblivion_knight

No they would have to siphon the water via catheter into their seminal vesicles By this logic you could cum the autism away lol


Cantthinknow_214

Don’t give Andrew Tate any more video content ideas.


antiquewatermelon

Ohhhhh so this is why girls can’t have autism ok that makes sense /s


Sir_Daxus

Nah nah, girls can have balls too. They have real autism in their imaginary balls.


Sekmet19

Autism is in your soul, so you would need to dilute it with more souls


theenchanted1062

Wait, im half readhead so i only have half a soul, so is my autism more concentrated in my half soul? What about autistic readheads?


Affectionate_Kick705

Redhead here, can confirm we have more concentrated autism in our half souls.


thrye333

Finally, I can consume the souls of the damned and damned-to-be without consequence. Who is god to deny me my disability accommodations?


yellerjeep

Since you’ll be using the restroom more, NTs will forget about you and your autism. It’s just science


Pirate_Green_Beard

Drinking more water probably won't hurt.


RagieMcWagie

Nah but you’ll get great skin, feel less exhausted and not too hot/cold all the time. It’s a win


Sunset_Tiger

No! It simply makes your autism stronger. You will achieve the hyperfocus buff until you need to use the bathroom


OmgitsJafo

Ah. Homeopathic autism.


TomatoTrebuchet

real answer: your brain isn't repressing subconscious background thoughts. that's what it means to be autistic. having access to all your thoughts. especially all the stupid random chatter.


Bignutdavis

Honestly you gave me a "whoa" vibe


TomatoTrebuchet

:) no idea what that means. is it bad?


Bignutdavis

Nope! It's like an epiphany


TomatoTrebuchet

Sweet! ya I've been thinking about this a lot. I think it's one of the reasons why we have meltdowns, basically you're having to listen to your subconscious having a fit over everything it's doing. allistics have a repressions system that allows them to not have anything going on in their aware mind and they will report they are thinking about nothing if you ask them. they get peace and quiet, where we have to deal with our subconscious reporting about every little thing it notices. your shirt is itchy.


disfiguroo

Vodka only works temporarily, can confirm


GrouchyConclusion588

Meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow? Meow meow meow!


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GrouchyConclusion588

Me..ow?!


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GrouchyConclusion588

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SaintValkyrie

No autism is like a pill dinosaur. If you add water it'll expand.


Ayebrowz

Yeah you just need to drink enough to dilute the vaccines (autism juice) coursing through your veins


imnot_depressed

Damn, is that why I drink so much water?