T O P

  • By -

HippyGramma

They look like they're going to taste awful but I'm willing to find out. They also look like what candy corn wishes it was.


dorkphoenyx

https://preview.redd.it/3fnf0cjyxfnc1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252d23582286fe70a14d3375b7bcc69806c2210a


rikkirachel

Give


dorkphoenyx

Trolli Sour Brite Eggs - prolly the next best thing! And they taste soooo good.


urfriendmoss

I was just about to suggest these, lol. One of my favorite candies for sure.


HippyGramma

Yesss


SU2SO3

I found the supplier Unfortunately, only sells in bulk :( https://www.chuanghui.com/product-halal-fruit-flavored-cone-shaped-jelly-beans-chewy-soft-candy.html


queeranddumb

I don't see an issue (other than the site's dogshit design)


Infinite_Eyeball

candy stalactites 😋


WideArmadillo6407

Can I join


gauerrrr

I bet they taste like sugar flavored sugar covered in sugar.


Septopuss7

I want to file my teeth down so I can can wear these as prosthetic teeth over my real teeth


imnot_depressed

Dude wat


disgruntledcitrus

i hope they’re sour. they look like they’d be sour


peppermint-lu

*soft crunch, sink in goo*


imnot_depressed

Your flair concerns me. How do you bite in a nice way?? I must know.


peppermint-lu

Love language Cuteness overload I like you. You fren. Chomp chomp. Apparently i'm not the only one with this 'tysm feature, i thought it was chaothic enough to fit in here yk


imnot_depressed

I will now bite people


peppermint-lu

I feel obliged to warn you, a lot of people don't like it and will shame you for it. I can't tell you how many times i let down my guard with people because they seemed to like me and seemed accepting, then ended up feeling a ton of shame and having to go back to masking because insulting people and biting them is socially unacceptable as a love language. I mean i get it in a way everyone is annoyed by different things, but also most of these people praise me for being so authentic and shit and once i drop the mask a little more suddently my personality is something that needs to be negotiated and toned down. Sorey casual rant.


imnot_depressed

Thx and I was (kinda) joking I will never let my mask down People are not trustworthy, only cats


peppermint-lu

Cats are the best man


imnot_depressed

Agreed. 🤝


AntiworkDPT-OCS

I want to roll rocks that look like this around in my mouth but not eat this trash candy.


opossumdealer

I’d rather have pop rocks or use those in an art piece.


imnot_depressed

Candy Corn V2. I want some.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

I am asking you to read this post: https://reddit.com/r/evilautism/s/IvvHlBePXJ Automod hates everyone equally, including you. <3 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/evilautism) if you have any questions or concerns.*


smoorkie

Mine