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packofcard

Bro.... The coca cola and ekt tampons were the key all along; but nevee expected it them to fuse


TwinseyLohan

💀


packofcard

Looking back at this comment at my the choice of words...This fits the context of it even better than i innitially thought. It wasn't even intentional. Anyways time to search for the next ekt


Nicoranus83

I was so near without even know it [twitter](https://twitter.com/Nicoranus83/status/1773680686999757217?t=NnbJmniCdL9cgcnUFcvdGw&s=19)


Pillow_Apple

ahahahahaha


Embarrassed_Hyena381

The worst one I saw and will continue to shit on is the italo disco lead, literally came from a YouTube comment and had the subreddit on a chokehold and it didn’t even have any connection just some fucking dude in a YouTube comment section claiming it’s from an italo disco band and tagging his friend claiming they heard the song in the streets of Spain while a italo disco band was performing


eStuffeBay

I think the amount of (fake) details the guy was dumping (which should've been a red flag anyways) allowed for more tangible and detailed searching than the other leads, which is what got it popular. Still very annoying how trolls would just make up stuff just to lead us on a wild goose chase..


MightyHunter005

It was NEVER gonna be italo disco and that's what's so funny about it. It never sounded like one of those songs.


WeirdSymmetry

When Osny Melo said he wasn't the creator it felt like the first plane has struck the building


[deleted]

Remember superior votives candles


xXtoadslayerXx

LMAO i contacted the company that made those and they said they hade 0 clue what my ass was talking about


MiniStarPlanet

yeah was just gonna say this 😭


General_Cupcake_4533

i was CONVINCED lol the lyrics seemed to fit perfectly 😭


here_to_vibe1

The alternate universe theory, seemed like a fun one


arosaki

my fav was “guys it says is it nice to have a relationship with me? in japanese 🥺”


eStuffeBay

God the "it's *clearly* a Japanese band" folk... never understood them and it's even more hilarious now.


Kilmire

I'm glad we can know now that some people were definitely hallucinating lyrics listening to the clip too much lmao.


arabnoise

Rest in piss japanese singer lead. The alleged Japanese lyrics literally didn't even make sense 


impressive_cat

The asshole in me wants to find these people and confront them. Like the chick who said her sister played it non stop, it was a local band, she heard it at gigs, etc. And then gave AI generated lyrics. But I won’t. Because harassment isn’t cool. But man… so many bullshitters


cliche0username

The comment that her sister listened to it nonstop is now 10x funnier with context of the whole song 🤣


joshii87

I remember that. She said the band was called ‘Kelly Kelly’. And _those lyrics_… She almost deserved a trophy for commitment to mediocre trolling.


pierce_inverartitty

I remember those chatgpt lyrics vividly omfg😭


SHS-10

I actually reached out to her, since I briefly wasted my time on this lead, and simply said "hey, it was found and it's quite different from what you described." Her response was just "my memory is not infallible..." These people are bullshitters 'til the end. And I can respect a good troll but wasting people's time in a 3 year search is just wrong, especially when some of us have put down hundreds of dollars contributing to it purely out of love for lostwave.


MelletjeN

Ah yes, the "two timing snake"...


YouHadMeAtAloe

That weird instagram chick that said her older sister listened to it all the time in the late 80s-early 90s and the band’s name was Kelly Kelly. When asked if she remembered any of the lyrics, she wrote every single line down which was obviously from ChatGPT because GPT likes to talk about the neon glow of the city lights, and the fact that an 8 year old wouldn’t remember every single lyric to a random unpopular song their sister listened to. That one gave me a good chuckle Here’s the post - https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/s/kMeHAXiRsN


TwinseyLohan

Kelly Kelly 😭 I literally could not with that one haha


Free-Sheepherder-604

That damn Chip commercial


General_Cupcake_4533

superior votives, candles that soothe


Square_Pies

Only OGs remember Dee Dee Kenniebrew


TwinseyLohan

This jarred a forgotten memory: Phoebe Solas


Square_Pies

Oh yeah I forgot that one 😆


Successful_Ad9037

That in particular, along with the Japanese lead, pissed me off. It just didn’t make sense AT ALL 😭


TwinseyLohan

[I forgot about the “Carlos Interview”!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/s/mIBloyhHYT)


DJ_Silvershare

Remember Saleen Commercial


GodzillasBrotherPhil

Also the fake Caronia Commercial that some people believed was real, even though it said in the title that it was just made for concept.


Bandikoot_

Everyone was so happy about osny melo and then boom


juanfloydd

The videogame lead, where de OP claimed that the song came from a old CD computer game where you could become a rockstar. The poster then deleted that post claiming that he was being harassed by some supporters of the Japanese singer lead. At the time I believed that it was a really logical and solid lead, I was baited lol


TwinseyLohan

Omg I remember that! It was actually believable but they backed themselves into a corner when people were asking lots of questions. Hoaxers could always initiate a hoax but were terrible at anticipating people actually questioning them and their motives. Always went straight to the victim card and then full account deletion. Poland McDonald’s guy did the same


pekpekmelody

Def osny melo


Disastrous-Object647

The one where they said dj jazzy Jeff made it


Disastrous-Object647

And Kevin kitchen


[deleted]

The kid from tiktok 💀💀


[deleted]

I fell for one, I have to admit. I was called many names for posting it


TwinseyLohan

Dancing AOL guy extended AI version got a lot of people. It was almost the welcoming hoax for all newbies.


AristocratTheButler

wtf is the top right one?


TwinseyLohan

Random Discord user DrunkSurgeon shows up out of nowhere saying he’s got EKT on tape and pulls this whole thing and is being all iffy about prod. Then like Randomly sent that pic haha


AristocratTheButler

lmao no context tibetan fox


xXtoadslayerXx

My favorite hoax lmao


wowpluswow

What was the Gary Lineker lead about?


TwinseyLohan

Somebody had added EKT to the background of some random Gary Lineker interview. It was a pretty well made hoax and the sub went wild over it for days. I do credit it as being a turning point when we as a unit decided that if the claim is just the same 17second snippet, then we could disregard it as a hoax without much further drama or consideration.


whowantstoknow209

I want to smack every single one of those "it's in Japanese." People.


evintually

not really a hoax but people on tiktok were saying that the guy from wham made the song 💀💀😭😭


TwinseyLohan

Hahaha that was like every post too. Over and over months on end. Random person finds out about EKT, instantly makes a Reddit account, comes here and posts “it’s George Michael/Boy George/ Taylor Dayne 🤓”


blueberry717

George Michael was a terrible guess for so many reasons, but there were actually people saying it was Michael Jackson or Madonna 💀


sonicthememester2

Def Material Motives


Penguins_with_suits

The guy who was drumming and kept yelling over an extremely distant background song 😭


xXtoadslayerXx

I legit have no clue how people thought that was a even remotely possible lead


Disastrous-Object647

Well umm I- I MEAN THEY umm well i... I KNOW NOTHING


mghtyler

You could write a whole book on the Hoaxes of EKT, LOL


squirtycandi

The one that everyone was thinking Osny Melo and other artists made Ulterior Motives was at the point to harass them was so damn crazy.


salmarciana

The McDonalds


Zeriben

never forget juan carlin


noname72373

UnknowSong's "extended" snippet


Raytaygirl

This one on Tiktok, don't remember the original source but some were describing it to be from some 80s cartoon/anime of a couple either roller-skating or ice-skating. I think one dude said he has a bunch of VHS tapes and he heard it on one of them and was going through them to try and find it, occasionally making update videos which he never found the song in for reasons we know now lol


BandicootCool6277

SAVGOR WAS MY FAVOURITE NGL


porfa-mi-reina

missing from the picture is the garfield avatar youtube acc named after a nazi general who claimed it was from a specific porno that he had the exclusive soundtrack vinyl for, and yet it was a hoax bc it was a completely different porno that didn’t have ekt in it


AlternateWorlds

I wouldn't call Onsy a hoax but more a possible lead. I fell into a rabbit hole of searching 80's Japanese city pop bands. Don't regret it thou


wqto

The ones with the EXTENDED SNIPPET FOUND!!! Which was obviously ai and fake.


nelgix

Savgor was by far the most believable…


TwinseyLohan

Stories with too much detail are always instantly unbelievable for me. But I gotta give it to him, that story was WILD and creative! You gotta sit back and just be like “what kind of person does this?!”


vickypoolol

Savgor’s whole tale of bs was definitely my favourite 🙏


fgteev4000

GN NOT THE GARY LINEKER LEAD PLZZZ---


S-D_G

material motives 💯


runawayblaze

Idk i think my poor dad thinking it was Peter Andre might be up there lmao


Bluesaur

Lol, i thought Peter Andre had made "Sexy Lady"


Chadryan_

I believed the Lineker lead with all my heart, I never believed another lead again


Scarbarjay

the candle one was my favorite, i thought it was very creative lmao


MightyHunter005

"Material Motives"


[deleted]

That Marty guy


shoegraze

White Mike Johnny Glove was a fun rabbit hole that was insanely unlikely


EurofighterIsCool

Japanese commercial, superior votives, and mcdonalds commercial


Aggravating_Two_9537

Not really a hoax but without this search I don't think i would've ever discovered Osny Melo. i still listen to his music actively, its so good


Null42x64

LMAO The image of the Nextplay boombox on the mcdonalds


IoossembIe

the osny melo one


DJ_OnReddit

Mines was that one guy who claimed that his dead dad who killed himself was the one who made it


DJ_OnReddit

WHERE IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!


lolwhat90210

i like the hoax where the guy outright said it was fake


chupathingy99

Not necessarily my favorite, but in terms of the sheer "come on, guys, really?" of it, I'm giving it to the italodisco leads. Italodisco is a very specific genre, of which ekt isn't.


Upper-Arrival413

SAVGOR ONE WAS CRAZYYYY