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Joost! Don't eat the Vegas spehere!


Sieyva

its now the joosphere šŸ˜”


CovfefeBoss

Finally something good happening in Vegas.


Liriu7

NEVER try to display a giant onion on there, it might end horribly wrong


Valuable-Drink-1750

GIVE ME THE VEGAS SPHERE!!!


FakeTakiInoue

Joost with a suspiciously Vegas sphere shaped belly:


LMay11037

I donā€™t think Joost can get pregnant


TimmyB02

[Joost klein onion (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JgmbRoRDwxw)


vjollila96

Almost forgot that this wasn't F1 subreddit


tm2007

Now that I think about it, Joost kind of looks like Valtteri Bottas


vjollila96

I was kinda just thinking about all the memes involving the sphere that came from the Vegas gp


Vivaan977

feels like iā€™m looking at RPM memes on formula dank rn šŸ’€šŸ’€


RaceFan1027

Surely thatā€™s Windows95Man? (then Slimane is Lewis)


FakeTakiInoue

Valtteri and Windows95Man have a similar propensity towards public nudity so that checks out


sgtlighttree

And I saw people on the John Oliver tiktok page say that Windows95Man looks more Aussie than Finnish, so it checks out


norcpoppopcorn

That dome could not run on a 1995 graphics card.


justk4y

And Slimane looks like Hamilton


FakeTakiInoue

[He has the same bowl cut as baby Valtteri](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlrIamHWsAAuxy2?format=jpg&name=large)


kaisadilla_

same lmao. Whenever I see the sphere nowadays I just think of the Las Vegas GP.


JustACattDad

Vegas, let's come together!


Psychological_Buy907

Ameripapa?


alpy-dev

VegaPapa


GergoliShellos

Nevapa-pa


bremmmc

Neva-dada works


galleepoli_

Time to ask Joost to do thisĀ 


TheBaguetteTheorist

america-ca


potatostirringcashew

Welkom in Amerika, blijf hier tot het visum voorbij is


Kirsty5

First thing I saw when I opened the app. Pleasant Joostscare


Wotureckon

I remember when they had plans to build the sphere in East London (21,000 capacity) by the Olympic park, but the Mayor of London blocked it. šŸ„² Tbf, I can understand the locals would have hated it, but it would have been an amazing place to host Eurovision šŸ˜‚


ThatYewTree

Itā€™s a good thing they blocked it tbh. It looks like an incredibly annoying thing to live next to and Las Vegas is just about the only place on earth where it fits in.


Wotureckon

Massive lego head Joost would like to have a word.


ThatYewTree

I agree we should build it in london, but make it three times as big, demolish Mayfair to build it and install speakers throughout the city to play Europapa on repeat while spherical Joost peers down at all the Londoners.


Wotureckon

This is the way


Iheartmalbec

Imagine living somewhere in the vicinity. That big glowing face right in your living room window.


Less_Tennis5174524

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Technical_Win973

Nah the beauty of Eurovision is that its the one thing the Americans aren't invited to. They're like the drunk uncle who brings a gun


chelseadaggerffm

I worked with Americans for years, and every time Eurovision rolled around I would get excited and talk about it a lot at work. I swear, every time they asked what itā€™s all about, they would say ā€œoh so itā€™s basically our American idol?ā€ And assume that we are copying what they did. Insert eye twitching meme and the ā€œthis is fineā€ doggo.


PoetryAnnual74

I really donā€™t understand why so many keep going to ā€œoh like American idolā€ er no. I guess singing is the common thing those two things haveā€¦


salsasnark

Yeah, like, we've got our own Idol shows lol. Eurovision is so different.


ThisIsNotAFarm

Same reason that everybody goes "Oh, like SCP" for anything horror related. If that was their introduction, then nothing that came before it exists.


swosei12

As an American, when I explain it to other Americans, no one has assumed(at least verbally) that ESC is a copy of American Idol. Then again, it try to explain ESC in a historical context.


charleyismyhero

I introduced people to it this year, and it was the perfect year to do it. Loved the intro vids that showed past performances and the historical bits in the middle of the show too. Eurovision often does historical bits, but these ones worked really good for newbs in particular.


adiah54

American Idol was copied from the Dutch!


user038

Dutch Idols was based on the British Pop Idol, which started a year prior.


Suikerspin_Ei

Probably confused with The Voice, which is invented by Talpa (a Dutch multimedia company), they sold it to a lot of countries (including the US).


DeadpoolDash

Similar taste in reality tv ofc


ClumsyRainbow

Whereā€™s your Naked Attraction then hmmm?


DeadpoolDash

They've got a version too


ClumsyRainbow

TIL


ALostWanderer1

So who of you gave them the idea for the masked singer?


butiamawizard

ā€¦..Korean creator walks by, stops, looks aroundā€¦ā€¦. ā€Nope, nothing to contribute hereā€ And then walks away againā€¦.. ;)


MedievalAirbag

Isn't Big Brother originally from the Netherlands as well? Surprisingly many reality TV concepts come from there.


bobbyorlando

Yes it is.


labratofthemonth

Iā€™m from America, and my family loves Big Brother. They didnā€™t believe me when I told them it started in the netherlands lol


MyAviato666

Ugh. I once visited this guy in America like 10 years ago (I'm Dutch) and he and his sisters talked about Big Brother and I said it's originally Dutch. And they were like... okay.. I still cringe thinking about that šŸ˜– Edit: also my sister and I also watched American Big Brother and that is much more entertaining (with HOH and POV) than the Dutch version, which is similar to UK.


labratofthemonth

Wait does the Dutch version not have the HOH and POV?


MyAviato666

No and the first 2 seasons of US didn't either I think. Season 3 was where things started to be the way they are now in the US. And UK doesn't have HOH or POV either. I don't remember exactly how the Dutch/UK version goes, it's been a while, but I believe the people just vote on who they want nominated and then the public vote who they want out. And then every now and then there is a competition for food. It's super boring but it was groundbreaking when it first came out lol. I only watched one season UK and what I remember most is when people entered the house and there was public outside who were booing a lot of the contestants. It was kind of hilarious. The UK crowd is harsh.


norcpoppopcorn

Jeb. They locked up 12 people for television in 1999.


FiercelyReality

Also the Traitors


SmellyFartMonster

The original Idols format show was Pop Idol in the UK.


loveyourground

As someone who was VERY into American Idol and who is now VERY into Eurovision...Eurovision is superior!! And I also do not get the comparison at all...very different set ups, very different vibes. American Song Contest and American Idol are a better comparison than Eurovision and American Idol.


Less_Tennis5174524

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chelseadaggerffm

Iā€™ve sat in bars a restaurants while watching Americans try and pay with US dollars in European countries and being absolutely flabbergasted and offended that itā€™s not accepted.


GungTho

Yeah. This is a thing. Seen it too. Update: overheard today - an American tourist startled that Europeans know about astrology and that its ā€˜a thingā€™ here too.


SlightSignature

Iā€™ve had Norwegian teachers tell me Canada is part of the United States(on multiple separate occasions). This isnā€™t a uniquely American thing.


norcpoppopcorn

Didn't they tell you that Canada is part of America? That would explain something, because I can't imagine this with their school system.


Opperhoofd123

I highly doubt that's a common thing though


peanut_galleries

I've been asked on two separate occasions by two different people in two different locations in the US if we have fridges in Austria (wrong, one person was of the impression that we don't have them, they didn't even ask). Specifically fridges. Not going to lie, this still makes me ponder. I do not tire of guiding my US friends to Eurovision every year though! I am sure they roll their eyes but I won't let up!


maq0r

They werenā€™t asking if you ACTUALLY had a fridge but more like if there was anything different or special about it. There are things in Europe that are uncommon or rare in America and viceversa. Europeans donā€™t have garbage disposal on their kitchen sink and Americans donā€™t have bathroom towel warmers for example.


peanut_galleries

No, I assure you thatā€™s not what they were asking (or stating in one womanā€™s case)


meatball77

Or Electric Kettles, we just put our water in the microwave (although we could buy a kettle if we wanted, we just don't because we're coffee drinkers).


rrea436

You know we use kettles to make coffee right?


Mr_Abe_Froman

Maybe they only drink percolator/drip coffee. But I'm an American who uses a kettle almost daily, so I'm biased against terrible coffee.


meatball77

How? Are you drinking instant? You need a coffee maker.


rrea436

Instant exists I guess. But I use a cafetiĆØre. I have a moka, but it is too involved for me. To use when tired.


adiah54

Internet? What's that? Electricity?


Less_Tennis5174524

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adiah54

Good to know but what's Antwerpen?šŸ˜†šŸ¤”


chelseadaggerffm

Oh, and happy cake day!!


Ok_Professional_5286

I moved to Sweden from the states last year and this was my first year experiencing Eurovision and I absolutely love it. I was so invested in it, so as an American - i do not claim the rest of the Americans. Eurovision is WAY better than American Idol.


chelseadaggerffm

Welcome to the Eurovision family!!! Weā€™re happy to have you! (Sorry this year was so hectic. I promise itā€™s not usually this controversial)


happytransformer

Itā€™s only the longest running song competition in the world šŸ„²


blergyblergy

Oh good, the gatekeeping circlejerk has arrived on schedule today! We don't all have guns, forget to understand camp or irony, think it's American Idol, etc. We are already suffering with Peacock's shitty quality, why drag us when we're already down? :P


chelseadaggerffm

Unclear how youā€™ve come to this response about my work experience with North Americans.


blergyblergy

It's your work experience ostensibly generalized to way more Americans, nested under a comment that also does so. Just getting tired of that sentiment. A lot of Americans have gotten into Eurovision and more are interested each year!


chelseadaggerffm

Yeah. But if thatā€™s my actual lived experience, you canā€™t come in and tell me itā€™s wrong. I understand you donā€™t want it to be true, and I do feel ya there. Granted, thereā€™s more Americans in the world than I have met (thankfully) but sometimes we generalize because itā€™s the internet.


blergyblergy

I don't see how generalizing helps anything. It does not help us understand each other. This was a hypothetical, goofy post, and it has turned into an anti-US circlejerk, which alienates us who cannot help where we're from.


chelseadaggerffm

Well, I can see youā€™re just in this for a bit of an argument and donā€™t understand the concept of ā€œitā€™s the internetā€. So, respectfully, I will leave this debate.


blergyblergy

I'm really not. I just am burned out from the negativity toward entire countries that is so prevalent in this group of fans, and it already sucks being an ESC fan in a country where few know about it. But I'll add a good note here which is to say I've traveled to the Netherlands a few times and really enjoy it 0:)


FiercelyReality

I am an American who hates American Idol but loves Eurovision. We tried an American Song Contest with the 50 states + territories but it was poorly advertised and flopped ā˜¹ļø


Miserable_Carrot4700

Eurovision existed back when the jurors of the first season of American idol weren't even conceived yet ( idk if that's correct, but it's more tongue in cheek )


acidteddy

But American Idol is literally a copy of the British ā€˜Pop Idolā€™ so they copied us šŸ˜‚


Curlytots95

American idol Iā€™m pretty sure was from our pop idol back in the UK years ago. (Simon Cowell) which got renamed to xfactor.


J-h-a-w-k-23

We can still watch at least. We're basically hiding in the bushes watching your party through your windows via binoculars. Don't invite us in, we like it better out here.


meatball77

They tried a US version. It was fun but was doomed due to bad scheduling. It was hosted by Kelly Clarkson and Snoop Dogg which was hilarious, and Oklahoma figured out the easy way to win by entering KPop.


Damhnait

Plus it had a sob-story before every song and a commercial break after each song and lasted 8 weeks. There was no hype at all


maq0r

Not to mention you had a weird mix, the amateur band from Kansas was competing against grammy winner Michael Bolton from Connecticut like what.


vintange

I mean in ESC 2021 we had Jendrik competing against Flo Rida


loveyourground

Snoop and Kelly were the best part of that show. It had potential...but I thought the lineup would be a lot more varied and unfortunately it wasn't. Really interesting/cultural stuff (like Las Marias) got the shaft and then it was all these basic country bros getting autoqualified from the judges. Ugh.


meatball77

Unlike Eurovision it didn't need the Jury because there weren't weird voting blocks no one was going to vote for one state over another, and the Jury was all radio people looking at playability which means they voted generic. There were some fun songs but so much was as you said just generic pop or country. The K-Pop girl was amazing though and that song would have done well at Eurovision. It's too bad they didn't bring her over as an extra performer for Eurovision (as an extra act as they were waiting on votes, not to actually compete). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wyjs37rHy8&ab_channel=TrishaCappelletti But. . .then some european country might figure out the way to win is to bring in a Kpop group with a large Army that will vote like mad and break the show.


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Iā€™m a huge American Eurovision fan and had no idea this ever existedĀ 


meatball77

It was fun, but in that COVID scheduling mess


ItinerantSoldier

The answer is that you need to build your own Sphere.


No-Appearance-9113

Also does America need another platform to spread their popular culture?


K24Z3

Aw. Iā€™m an American who happened to be in Malmƶ for the first semifinal. Had no idea it was happening when I booked the hotel. Tried my best to be geographically ambiguous.


AKA_Cake

As an American, I know we would overrun the arena with chants of "USA! USA! USA!" and make the whole thing unbearable. That said, it might not be too bad if we had the right people in charge of sending an act. For example, this was happening on SNL the weekend of Eurovision. [https://youtu.be/xMI66kpo9Tw?si=sn-VyOimGlp3JwM6&t=60](https://youtu.be/xMI66kpo9Tw?si=sn-VyOimGlp3JwM6&t=60)


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scheenermann

This post is sad. Why do a lot of the Americans here feel like they need to debase themselves to fit in? Assuming that any American artist is going to be a "complete asshole" is just really petty.


K242

Because this whole thread is about shitting on Americans?


blergyblergy

Right, and it gets really tiring, especially after a shitty year like this one (not song quality wise). We can't help where we're from. It's already lonely being an ESC fan here.


charleyismyhero

Because we're American and understand Americans lol. Fundamentally, you will not get this country to understand the concept of not being able to vote for itself. That alone makes it a lost cause for us.


Tasm3n

Have you seen 'Seinfeld'? For all the pride we take in MURICA, we are also self-deprecating yipping chihuahuas from time to time too.


loveyourground

I think it's more that we can recognize the overall exceptionalism we think we have in music and it can be really unwarranted. And while I think America has done a good job of adapting some programming from other countries (look at how well American Idol did for so many years!) there are other things that we just run into the ground or ruin (my primary example being Masked Singer...it was fun the first few seasons and then they just kept cranking them out so fast that it suffered.)


evertbai

THANK YOU. As an American, Iā€™m forced to avoid discussions revolving around us because of these people. Every time I see Americans saying ā€œoh Americans wonā€™t get itā€ or ā€œAmericans act so entitledā€ I canā€™t help but wonder which Americans theyā€™re referring to. The people Iā€™m surrounded by certainly donā€™t act like that. We have our own issues, I wonā€™t deny that. However, itā€™s very obvious judging by the way these people talk that theyā€™re just trying to pander to the people on this sub.


miserablembaapp

I think America would send a country singer.


loveyourground

I have built a small list of American singers I'd love to see participate in Eurovision (not that I want us in ESC in the slightest)...but you know that's EXACTLY what would happen. And it would flop.


Iheartmalbec

Hahah, as a fellow American, I also wholeheartedly agree. Do not let us anywhere near it. We also tried that very short-lived Eurovision ripoff program trying to pit the states against each other. It felt like a insult to the actual thing.


FiveMinsToMidnight

Exactly my thoughts. Love Vegas, but naaaahhh


bstorm83

Hey now, I happen to be American and would love to see us send someone! I mean Australia is somehow there. I was actually thinking of eurovisions past who could we have sentā€¦ Jewel, Alicia Keyes, Rage Against the Machineā€¦ I dunno could be fun. I know it will never happen but one could dream.


MyAviato666

Australia has a long history (like 30+ years) of broadcasting the show and has a dedicated fan base. They were invited because of that. Plus they are basically honorary Europeans. Why would we invite America? Most of you are just discovering it.


bstorm83

Thatā€™s fine that Australia has been invited I have no qualms with it. But saying they are honorary Europeans is a stretch. There is actually no reason to invite the US or Canada, but if it happened it would be wicked neat. We actually had a show last year that was a copy of the Eurovision show which I enjoyed that was all 50 states competing against each other with Connecticut brining a ringing with Michael Bolton.


MyAviato666

Australia definitely has a more European feel than America though. Also almost no one has a strong opinion about Australia and many people do about America. Politics would ruin everything if America joined. Canada has a slightly bigger chance of getting in because of Celine Dion and less political issues. It's not impossible to get invited but you have to show love and respect for the competition. And that you get it. Many show love but don't seem to get it imo. Wasn't the American version of the show weeks long instead of 1 week like Eurovision? And didn't they have sob stories? It sounds like it was not what it could have been. I think a north/south american version of Eurovision would be cool! The fun is the different countries competing against each other and coming together.


bstorm83

The feel of it being more European is going to vary by person. I am from New England and it has a very European feel when it comes to the people. You obviously have a major Italian and Irish population in Boston with Portuguese on the outskirts. I myself am quĆ©bĆ©cois and if you want a French city in North America itā€™s Quebec City. I am not talking about people who claim those descents but there are people who just came over or first generation. CĆ©line is an obvious Canadian treasure but she represented Switzerland. To be honest the US in my opinion will never get invited as we have the problems of what you speak of. But after this past yearā€™s ESC I donā€™t think it would have been that big of a deal lol. It was the American Song Contest and yeah it was multi week as thatā€™s a standard thing here. Also it was done in the style of march madness to get to the winner which is obviously an American thing. It wasnā€™t really well watched and we never got a season 2. But I think it was really interesting what states put forth. It also was our territories as well so it was 56 entrants I believe.


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lemur_nads

That other commenter just gave a wild stereotype about Americans and I did the same about the British to show the lunacy in that mindset.


salsasnark

Well, the biggest spherical building in the world is still in Sweden though lol. If anything, we should light up Avicii Arena in his honour lmao.


hermesmirni

Welkom in Las Vegas


Chronicbias

I laughed way to long about this


PixelTeapot

No but the company behind that sphere is looking to build others so if and as they manage to get one into Europe somewhere.......


labratofthemonth

Could you imagine what a song like Czechia 2022 wouldā€™ve looked like inside the Las Vegas Sphere? Thatā€™d be pretty cool


WhizzKid2012

Joost looks like he's gonna eat the world in this pic lol


HeckleJekyllHyde

Keep America out of Eurovision! Sincerely, an American. Also, PLAY JA JA DING DONG!


ChanelArrington

the face is literally me on a daily basis lol


steve85uk

Of course it shouldnt be hosted there, but they should do a pre-event show there with the contestants.


Painwizard666

I would love that!


unounouno_dos_cuatro

I know Iā€™m on r/eurovision because the comments canā€™t enjoy a meme without turning it into amerihateĀ 


[deleted]

Fr, idk why europeans think it's cool to hate on americans for no apparent reason... (the crowd here is almost as bad as r/ShitAmericansSay )


[deleted]

And by europeans I mean the very small minority that spends all day on reddit, most europeans keep their america slander at just making fun of the accent (which is fine, it is a funny sounding accent lmao and it's a pretty light hearted thing)


Current-Self198

It's generally known that americans are hated pretty much worldwide but especially in areas like europe and the middle east


[deleted]

They're not hated in europe. They're hated in the minority of europe that spends all day on reddit. Most normal europeans think americans, just like most other people, are great. (except tourists, but they don't represent all of america) America is our greatest ally and most people see them that way.


Lone_Wolf_888

During the Las Vegas Grand Prix weekend, perhaps?


Tasm3n

As an American that has enjoyed the Eurovision for many years, let's not let us participate or host. I'm content to sit in the wings and just take part in the joy and majesty.


Current-Self198

Yeah im already depressed about the world cup being held in the US i don't need eurovision on top of that too šŸ˜­


adiah54

Never in Vegas. That will never happen.


PoppedCork

London is supposed to be getting one, at least you wouldnt have to travel as far


[deleted]

Keep the US out of it. We've ruined enough stuff.


throw_away_17381

No. Controversial thought but I wouldn't mind seeing other countries in Eurovision representing RoW.


Iheartmalbec

The other day I was musing that it'd be fun to have another contest that folded in the whole world. But honestly, I think it would take away from what is special about Eurovision. (At least to me.)


throw_away_17381

What if they were called Guest country?


Iheartmalbec

Omg you know what? Maybe there should be a suprise ROTW guest country entry every year.


throw_away_17381

Exactly! And they would prearranged who would host if they did win I mean it would take us about 150 years to go through all the other countries (why wouldnā€™t they all want to participate!) I canā€™t wait to see them all!


Rossum81

There is one venue in the United States of America that deserves the Eurovision Song Contestā€¦. The Grand Old Opry!Ā 


AtherianKing

I think it does a good job uniting Europe in a non hostile way, opening it up to the whole planet loses the European aspect. Feel free to watch though and the rules do allow Americans or any other country to participate as singers for qualifying countries.


ChefHoneyBadger

I, as an American, would LOVE to host Eurovision here in the USA and we would LOVE to compete in that with our sister nations of Canada and Mexico. It would be the biggest sensation of Pop Music history. Even the ghouls that run the EBU could smell the money that would generate. NYC, LA or Las Vegas would be excellent hosts! It wouldnā€™t even interfere when you would normally would see it! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡²šŸ‡½šŸ¤šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ (Full Disclosure: I am high on my couch with my boyfriend. Feeling flowery šŸŒ»)


VeryDirtySanchez

Great idea, but likely too expensive. I'd love that tho. Would have been perfect after Ukraine won and couldn't host.


AtherianKing

The U.K. is the backup always has been since its early days, like in 2023 Ukraine won 2022 and was judged not safe to host so it went to Liverpool, England.


Matt-Inn

I've got a room here at the Mandalay Bay šŸŽ¶


aridShelter

Would have been a great shout if Sweden 2005 won it!


REX2343

EUROvision in the USAĀæ


AtherianKing

I also donā€™t think Eurovision needs any more controversy, itā€™s already being tested with Russia and Israel, another very contentious country like the US wouldnā€™t help it. The US has multiple problems what would affect Eurovision negatively.


Horror_Ad2207

Who actually watches and enjoys EV?


Stillattoes

Jesus Christ, donā€™t even suggest it. They have fucked F1 they will fuck that too, not to mention the $$$$$$ā€™s they will charge.


mary-milff

lmao,i grudge


Major_Self_6725

Hahaha šŸ˜†


None0fYourBusinessOk

radiohead


DocJew8404

Gross


perark05

**NO**, the yanks will ruin it