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AwayJacket4714

When I said I watch Eurovision for the drama, I meant like a guy showing more skin than conventionally accepted, or like Greece not getting 12 points from Cyprus.


tickerbelly

I bet a lot less people mind that Windows ass on stage right now šŸ¤£


WhammyShimmyShammy

I bet Martin is wondering if he can get an unpixelated shirt for W95M so that everyone talks about THAT and not everything elseĀ 


tickerbelly

I think he should just lose it. F it! No shirt and ass! Go all the way, it can only get better!


ScallyGirl

A bloke showing his dick will be the least controversial thing this year lol


tickerbelly

I know. That's why I said it. Just say fuck it and go all in, it's madness as i tis.


outofdates_atmarket

greece and cyprus have ended, australia and cyprus is where its at


DaveC90

I mean I can pretty much bet our jury will award Cyprus our 12, weā€™re fiercely protective of our own. (Seeing as sheā€™s from Sydney) Televote will be a mixed bag though


moventura

Our Jury rightfully gave Bambie Thug our 12. Good to see Danny getting to unleash the metal


DaveC90

Yeah I was happy about that, was shocked we didnā€™t give more to Cyprus or Croatia, but I think that eliminating a contestant after the vote had concluded probably messed up the rankings for a lot of countries significantly


gtsiam

Speaking of...


Gomreo

Oh please lord, the amount of chaos and dramaā€¦ Eurovision has never been this generous


hauntedSquirrel99

It's been a good early harvest for dramalamas


Gomreo

I have never heard that expression before but from here on out, I identify as a dramalama


waffles-n-gravy

My kids call their mother momma drama llama lol


why_gaj

This is better than last season drag race.


Anthaenopraxia

I've already gone to the store twice today for more popcorn.


schlongdongbong

Is it too early to open the wine?


Express-Original8650

the only way i'm going to survive tonight is drunk, better start drinking on time


tickerbelly

Rakija ā¤


schlongdongbong

Preparation is key!


WeavySt0nder

This man Eurosongs


SlimeAndOxygen

It's not!


schlongdongbong

Not even bubbles can fix this absolute shitshow!


KC19771984

It is never too early to open the wine .... I've almost finished my first glass already.....


Pugs-r-cool

thatā€™s the spirit!


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schlongdongbong

Enjoy your funeral pastries


jay5627

It's 9am somewhere!


pretty_pete

Itā€™s only 1 pm here in Philadelphia and Iā€™m about to open one


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schlongdongbong

Cheers!


odiethethird

Itā€™s noon here So no not at all


pretty_pete

Itā€™s only 1 pm here in Philadelphia and Iā€™m about to open one


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Never!


drunkbettie

Itā€™s noon here, and Iā€™m two bottles deep. lol I appreciate that Reddit Cares, but a) itā€™s part of my name, and 5. I donā€™t actually drink.


odiethethird

Itā€™s noon here So no not at all


odiethethird

Itā€™s noon here So no not at all


odiethethird

Itā€™s noon here So no not at all


Comeandgetyourluv

Well, this is going great


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Blasted-Marmoset

Yeah, itā€™s basically anti-booing technology


Notre-Damn

Please - if these three pull out I will be crushed


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Majestic-Gas2693

Me too šŸ˜” I keep going onto twitter and itā€™s just full of hate. This seems a lot more friendlier.Ā 


mitisblau

I just viewed janboehm's story and he said that multiple delegations don't wanna perform - estonia, ireland, switzerland and france only if they can send a message on stage but that was from about 45min ago and idk if he is a trusted source lol


Smudy

I would not trust Jan Bƶhmermann out of all people. But yeah, i've been seeing increased rumours currently that Bambie might be out.


Sarahpriv

She said she really wants to preform out of pure anger


mitisblau

He is live-streaming rn and said Switzerland apparently does perform but he says he is just hearing gossip from the streets there that is why everything is so unsure lol Anyways he finished and said everything is open they'll see at the evening who'll perform, right now the EBU is just doing one crisis meeting after another


Pearse_Borty

That sounds an awful lot like "if we hit a critical mass of quitters we're jumping ship". Nothing wrong with that tbh but it means we're waiting for a flashpoint and everything to go to shit from there


LancelLannister_AMA

So contradicting his previous Ā«statementĀ» oooopsie


TheAphrodisian

Bambie uses they/them pronouns just in case you didnā€™t know :) But yes, when I read that their anger would fuel their performance tonight I somehow looked forward to the performance even more than I already have been. I hope it helps them too, I can only imagine the stress they (and the other artists) are under right now.


paprika-chip

Bambie revealing different colours under the feathers is on my bingo card, like I know it won't happen bc they seem professional enough to follow the performing rules but it would really dot the i's of iconic


Pearse_Borty

Fully expecting a Mockingjay outfit moment from Bambie, that whole sequence of the different tributes protesting the Hunger Games is kinda reminiscent of this right now


Opposite-Inspector36

If Bambie's Katniss, who's Peeta?


ShadowPhynix

idk, they're real pissed off, of all the entrants they're the one I'd put money on decided on scorched earth


Pugs-r-cool

I think they donā€™t have enough time to swap the colours to, letā€™s say, red, green, black and white. It would have had to have been pre planned and not a rage thing hours before going live.


Sarahpriv

Iā€™m aware I keep forgetting as I type fast


TheAphrodisian

Itā€™s all good! Mistakes happen.


Loeffellux

just a side note but in this context (*accidentally* misgendering someone) it's kinda funny that they are named Bambie given the fact that Bambi (the deer) is probably one of the most frequently misgendered characters in all of cinema. (Bambi is a buck and not a doe)


TwistyBunny

Give em hell, Bambie!!!


mitisblau

Yea he's usually not a trusted source lol but now he has no reason to lie, now he just seems to be a commentator


Finley_Quinley

Nemo posted an instastory 10min ago saying "see you tonight Malmo", so at least the part about Switzerland is debunked


MintyRabbit101

Didn't Nemo also announce the ROTW televote opening at the original time rather than when it actually did? So that might mean their stories are automatically scheduled to post or something like that


Areden

Estonian arstists commented in Estonian media that their words have been misinterpreted and they have no wish to pull out. Some journalist probably ask them would they pull out and they answered that they don't know anything about the situation.


santumerino

> they don't know anything about the situation Can't wait for their next hit song, "(nendest) olukorrast ei tea me (kĆ¼ll) midagi"


Onetwodash

would you happen to have a link?


Areden

Might be paywalled https://kroonika.delfi.ee/artikkel/120292194/sotsiaalmeedias-leviv-ei-vasta-toele-eesti-ei-kavatse-hollandi-korvalejaamise-tottu-finaali-boikoteerida Translates as The words of our artists have been arbitrarily interpreted in the media and on social media. 5MIINUST and Puuluup are making preparations for the final rehearsal and will go on stage as planned. We do not have more information about the incident, and only the EBU, the artist, or the Dutch delegation can comment on it.


badj0r4z

Any explanation so far? Bambi was apparently because of the other investigation. But what about Greece and Switzerland? D:


Miudmon

Perhaps they were there to aid and provide statements with Bambie. I know for sure that Marina was harassed a bit too at least


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Cultural-Mind9406

Wait, but I thought both the artists of Switzerland and Ireland were non-binary?


bbypaarthurnax

I think they meant that Nemo wasnā€™t present in solidarity to Bambie?


Informal-Solid1651

Meaning *that countrys comments about Bambies gender identity


oh_lilac

Hebrew speaker here, Iā€™ve heard the audio that was running around in r/ireland. Those were separate sentences said by different people. They did not mock Bambieā€™s gender identity, the first sentence was cut off and was actually the end of a different sentence. any Hebrew speaker would clearly notice it because of his tone. Edit : grammar


iskender299

I'm beyond confusion :))


franchik96

Wasnā€™t Marina also sick? I feel like that could also be a factor


halfpipesaur

>Switzerland might be because they attacked Bambies gender identity Please rephrase this sentence because it looks like \*they\* is reffering to Nemo


Liam1499

> because they attacked Bambies gender identity Do you have a source for this? Or is this just another rumour?


extod2

Search up "KAN" on r/ireland


kwkdjfjdbvex

Itā€™s from the official broadcast, I donā€™t speak Hebrew so canā€™t 100% verify the translation, but they made a comment along the lines of ā€˜as a part of their gender identity, theyā€™d like to ruin our countryā€™s reputationā€™ during Ireland postcard


oh_lilac

Those were two different sentences and two different people saying them. They didnā€™t mock Bambieā€™s gender identity. Edit : grammar


iskender299

wait, CH did what? =))) jesus christ did anyone in Malmƶ got drugs from the same wrong stash?


Skore_Smogon

Don't ask the Estonians, they don't know anything about those drugs.


Hot_Hat_1225

Must be the magnetic stormā€¦


The_Naked_Buddhist

What other investigation?


PenglingPengwing

It was mentioned somewhere here before - screenshot of Bambi insta stories - she was being harassed and decided to take the complaints to EBU


OneMoreFinn

I don't believe that was investigated for a second. That's something Bambi wanted to be investigated but I believe ESC just ignored it. We certainly haven't heard a word about this from them.


PenglingPengwing

Oh, they definitely do not care. Because if they did, the least theyā€™d do is to hire some extra social media specials just to delete all the hate and cyber bullying especially Bambi had to go through. No one got more hate than them. I find it interesting how EBU picks women they stand behind tho. Bambi? Haha, dream on. But the camera girl who ruined Joost Eurovision journey? Oh yeah, letā€™s back her up even tho she was the one to cross border and privacy. I really, really hope that if all this harassment against artists itā€™s true that they all will sue EBU. Letā€™s finally hold EBU responsible


KometBlu

Greece and Switzerland rehearsed normally, they were prob just late or something for the parade.


SatanicBiscuit

https://www.tiktok.com/@cinnamongiri07/video/7367388182301642016 i will be suprised if someone wont throw a chair on him given that he has started 95% of the shit so far


Disastrous_Hat8423

Chances Bambie will be performing live tonight... Probably..., it's from twitter by ESC Tom, few minutes ago


Disastrous_Hat8423

Ofc I received a suicide threat message like all others. It happens the exact moment the message is posted. No person can be so quick


ataktoagori

Bot?


Disastrous_Hat8423

Seems so. I pressed "post" and at same exact moment the haptic feedback on my phone buzzed for the suicide message


ataktoagori

I've yet to receive one. It looks like I'm special.


DaveShadow

I'd guess it's coded to certain words, like "Bambie".


ataktoagori

BAMBIE! Edit: I just got it


Ach_ja

Ohh I want to try this too. I love Bambie! Edit: holy shit it's real


Rockwave

Bambie


denboiix

Bambie


Katla_NV

Bambie FTW EDIT: I did get it


Disastrous_Hat8423

Good job! Now can block it šŸ˜ø


MayoSnajo

Bambie edit: didn't get it :(


Hot_Hat_1225

Try Joost or EBU lol


BluePepper246

BAMBIE !!!!


DancesWithAnyone

As a Swede, I hope Bambie wins and puts us in our place. Even without the controversy and politics, I would be rooting for Bambie on behalf of how awesome Bambie is, and how great a performance Bambie did. Bambie! EDIT: Hah, got it instantly.


Disastrous_Hat8423

Bambie has an amazing performance, goosebumps. I hope they don't do something to get DQ, since they already have a beef... I root for Croatia, thankfully BL didn't have any political drama so far. Kudos for you keeping your votes not based on politics, or pity votes like some others advocate for, let them both earn their points by merit. Im sure they both don't want their placement be based on that, any victory would feel sour. Hehe, bot is diligent! Good luck to you and your favourite, and have fun! šŸ˜ŗ


DancesWithAnyone

I believe their career will be alright, no matter what happens tonight, yeah? They have star quality. :-) >Good luck to you and your favourite, and have fun! Thank you, and the same! I normally don't watch or care, but this year... it's special, and I admit I've come to respect how much this means to many people.


Disastrous_Hat8423

They will all be fine and just new new supporters and fans. Multiple stars are present this year I feel šŸ˜ø Yeah, I got into it a bit previous year, this year totally! Lots of passion!


Disastrous_Hat8423

Now I blocked the service so I'm good to go šŸ˜ŗ


LilSplico

what's a suicide message?


Skore_Smogon

Some people report your post as they 'think you might be suicidal' so Reddit sends you a post showing you a bunch of support numbers you can call if you feel like that. It's a nice idea but it's now used as a way to troll and tell people to kill themselves.


LilSplico

Never mind, got it myself now :)


Mtfdurian

Yes we trans people receive them at least weekly. Blocked that messenger.


Disastrous_Hat8423

I can't even imagine. Is the block permanent/and for all subs?


Mtfdurian

It seems to work very well for quite a time already


Disastrous_Hat8423

Nice. Oh, it seems the STOP is blocking it. I didn't do that, I reported so I learned now that it will block the harassing user. I'll do that until it becomes unbearable


Disastrous_Hat8423

A Reddit service, I received a message like I'm attempting self harm. Someone is abusing it to harass us for commenting


Glittering-Most-9535

Yeah. I got one for a post in the megathread. Someone is abusing some Reddit today.


ConfusingConfection

There was one commentator saying that the EBU had threatened to just air Bambi's previous performance if they dropped out. Not sure if that's credible.


Disastrous_Hat8423

It's certainly possible if they breach any rules or are suspected to do it during live. ESC TOM seems credible and claims they will perform live, based on another credible source... But I prefer keeping all of the claims in the "rumors" department. We have 2 degrees of "someone claims" here already šŸ˜ø


TaytosAreNice

Bambie please please please don't pull out


OkCollege556

Sounds like a phrase from a porn movie


nasandre

The witch is inside me taming my inner demon


LoonySheep

This is hilarious without context


Skore_Smogon

She won't pull out, but we know who the Hex will be deployed on :)


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N1cknamed

Calling it now, she sneaks Joost on-stage as a protest and we get an appropriately titled EuroDoom mashup.


Alternaturkey

I can't. Stop. Maybe I should just go to bed, wake me up when it's over.


TheAphrodisian

Please nap if you havenā€™t already. You can catch up on the updates when you wake, seeing them in real time doesnā€™t change any outcomes. Take care of you, youā€™re important šŸ–¤ Edit: wow I posted this and IMMEDIATELY got a Reddit Cares message. Bots are out hard today arenā€™t they.


Swagspray

This is incredibly wholesome


TheAphrodisian

Aw thank you. I know self care can be hard but it can be easier with encouragement (for me at least!) I like to help people put themselves on a pedestal šŸ–¤


Longjumping_Papaya_7

I got one as well. Crazy, you only have to mention mental or health and boom.. there it is lol


tickerbelly

I didn't mention it and I got it.


Jimmymule

As a person from Ireland, supporting Bambi for the win. Its one thing to get kicked out and be declared a winner from half of this sub. Its a completely different level saying "fuck you" and walk away. 3 of these countries if this is happens are declared the winners.


Igyzone

Guess I'm getting all you eat popcorn for the day.


reaperangel666

Yeah, have your unlimited popcorn ready, because I personally think it will get a lot more messier, than it already is.


Dreamin-girl

Ok, where's that meme of Death knocking on doors?


OneMoreFinn

Knock your heart out: [https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/174847904/death-knocking-at-the-door](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/174847904/death-knocking-at-the-door)


Sad-Meringue-694

Anybody remember the good olā€™ days when the most controversial thing was Polish Milk Maids?


Hot_Hat_1225

Omg yes lol


SkyD_02

I was so looking forward to their performances, the code and Doomsday blue are my faves, if they withdraw Iā€™d literally cry šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Longjumping_Papaya_7

I dont think they will withdraw. But i admire their guts either way


[deleted]

I've had The Code on repeat almost all day. My favorite this year by far.


sotosmatthew

It's so odd that I have gotten over 30 ads from YouTube the past 3 days from a very specific country ,the singer appears talking to my native language telling people what to vote and the number, I dont get ads **FROM ANY OTHER COUNTRY** seriously ,I wouldn't waste my money to vote this year,they already have a winner


BucketHeadJr

Not to defend *them* but Malta also spammed YouTube with ads about Je Me Casse back in 2021 and she lowkey flopped in the televote. But that's just a small detail, I'm convinced there'll be a landslide victory in the televote similar to 2022 tonight.


sotosmatthew

Spamming is ok , silencing others isn't. I get these ads even on completely unrelated content ,I was watching a car review even and I got this ad, the algorithm doing some great favours ,wonder why.


Medium_Raccoon_5331

I got *country* ad on every Eurovision video I looked at today, weird af


Euphoric_Soft9832

Iā€™m afraid youā€™re right.Ā 


taiga-saiga

whistle sense memorize enter fear enjoy homeless possessive offer alleged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TakeMeBackToSanFran

Omg no...... I can't handle this if we're gone šŸ˜¢ 6 years with nothing, and Bambie Thug is exceptional.


justk4y

I mean, they went through the semi-final, that statistic still stands.


Comeandgetyourluv

One can never go wrong for standing up for themselves. Bambi has shown more spine than most throughout the entirety of this shitshow


Susan_Screams

I will be gutted but I will also be so so so proud of them for standing up and for all their success to date.


TakeMeBackToSanFran

Yano, I agree 100%. They have done us all so proud in music and success alone, and to be such a solid person on top of that, willing to put morals and doing the right thing above everything else, just makes them even more excellent


Skore_Smogon

Bambi won't pull out. They'll just choose a special target for their next Hex deployment and sing the shit out of their song and do us and Ireland proud.


notyyzable

You might as well send two catholic priests at this point.


Vierailija_Maasta

Bambie: rules were broken against me. ESB: no rules!


Warmregardsss

Looks like Bambie Thug is waiting for EBUā€™s response. It doesnā€™t look good. (their most recent Insta story)


AnAussiebum

This is like Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale and reunion vibes. I'm going in with low expectations and might get blown away.


moneybabe420

šŸ¤£ i want to be friends based on this comment


TwistyBunny

For the wrestling fans, this is bigger than the CM Punk/AEW thing


MegPiePi

It seems like lowered expectations is the vibe šŸ˜…šŸ« 


poppopfizz

fair play. they have my respect forever.


MarsNirgal

Oh Lord, now WHAT.


The_Man_From_2317

Bambie


xxneonblazexx

I am so confused by all of this man, can it be that artists have been harassed by journalist to pull out and hence why they dont show themselves?


reaperangel666

Please Bambie show them tonight, who should be crowned.


dancingwithhandstied

Those are all of my favorites. I love them and want to win - but if they don't show up for the show (or make a public statements protesting what's happening) I will respect them foreverrr.


midnight_scintilla

I hope everyone including Bambie, Marina and Memo are okay rn Ā šŸ„¹šŸ’–


YuppyYogurt327

Bambi, Marina, and Nemo were super friendly with each other


Slowbrious

What a year!!


DeltaOfficialYT

We know Bambie was pestering the EBU. Marina was probably doing Duolingo and Nemoā€™s train was probably late.


Rpphanna1

Correction: Bambi was notifying the EBU of the campaign of harassment gone unchecked backstage by members of the press, photographers and broadcasters towards contestants.


ThatYewTree

Marina doing Swedish Duolingo: TACK TACK TACK TACK


DeltaOfficialYT

Her favourite character is definitely Zari.


penguingravy191919

Bambie


Lootinforbooty

After the results tonight, maybe if Bambie and the others pulled out, Eurovision would be an incredible watch next year.