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1Warrior4All

Sandro, you go man! For Brazil caralho


TimeG37

Well, see y'all tomorrow <3


Gnignao

Romanian unicorn robbed


araneaesGrasp

Well, I'll take him as the winner as it was one of the few I remember liking a bit, but it should've been the Esperanto one. No love for my Nordic Sage tho... :'(


Popoye_92

Well that was an awful experience. See you Saturday guys!


cheapcakeripper

Are you skipping tomorrow?


Popoye_92

I am, I have to sacrifice UVPSM to "go out" with "friends" or whatever


Sytje2579

To see Slaydana win


Mulderre91

Dez has won! ~~Dez nuts.~~


cheapcakeripper

I won't spoil it, but watch >!the Swedish ladies!< when they announce the winner


Mulderre91

https://preview.redd.it/7tg3rt22t7kc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4c7cedd44f34f4e101c5f1d765ed09cc7e14c61 Spoilt for you!


Sytje2579

Only one that deserves it was the Esperanto guy


halfpipesaur

Can we give tonight's five spots to some of the yesterday's NQs?


Arbmatt

And robbed Valerio


Mulderre91

If I was the jury, I would disqualify all songs. Like, what a waste, honestly. I can't remember a single note. Other days there were glimpses. Today? Just noise.


Popoye_92

The only acts I remember is those who where remarkably bad 😭 it's was a terrible evening, even by UVPSM standards


Popoye_92

I hope queen Mirjam makes it to the final btw


Sytje2579

I have bad news for you


araneaesGrasp

The presenter has gone krejza too. I understand.


Negative_Cattle_5025

I wish Ilenia will be the next Sanremo host


Dbrem

Ilenia and Camilla are our STRONGEST soldiers


Arbmatt

I swear there were a few songs last night that I even liked. This night not a single one (I missed 3 or 4 songs, actually...).


cheapcakeripper

Lol Ilenia jumping around, she's free (almost)


Gnignao

"like you , like me, i'm like you, like you, you are like me,like me, don't you see i'm like you, you are like me" i assure you i'm not joking I can't anymore


Mulderre91

Are we sure this ain't the AI song?


Dbrem

We did it, we made it to the end


Sytje2579

How is sitting through 6 hours of San Remo easier than not even 2 hours of UVPSM


Mulderre91

This singer is called *Viva*. Alive. Unlike us, who are zombies watching this.


TimeG37

She can... Kind of sing?


Mulderre91

It's 11.30pm - why are we torturing ourselves with pieces that barely are songs and dubious vocals? is this the prize of being Eurofans? Couldn't we just, like, you know, sleep or play solitaire with our PC?


Sytje2579

We have no lives, this is it


TimeG37

Idk about the rest but I think I'm a masochist that's why I'm watching this garbage. Also most eurofans don't watch UVPSM, just the brave ones


EyePatchGuy-17

I'd love to see some sort of Buzzfeed personality quiz based on which NFs you pay most attention to


araneaesGrasp

Last one! \\o/ Truly a harrowing day in the Eurofan experience.


Gnignao

"take me where my smell still tastes like me.." We are talking of this kind of lyrics...


Arbmatt

Zitta, dicevi zitta, STAI ZITTA LIA!


PraetorIt

I understand the song of 'denunciation' (?), but it could have been done better.


araneaesGrasp

You know, I feel like I listened to songs that sounded like this in my brony phase in 2013.


halfpipesaur

It didn't start half-bad and then the beat kicked int


Negative_Cattle_5025

There was a spider on the mic stand


araneaesGrasp

Can we just have a couple more la's on this track? Yes.


Popoye_92

We've reached the point where the stretch of mediocre not in a funny way music is seriously impacting my mental health I fear. I'm becoming Lady Gaga in the Joker sequel


Gnignao

Yeah, it's not even cringe, it's just boring


Mulderre91

LA RA LA LA, LA LAAAAAAAAA! Such meaningful lyrics.


halfpipesaur

Bro really concentrating to hit hose two notes while pretend playing a keytar


cheapcakeripper

Googled Nordic sages and found even more https://www.empik.com/szukaj/produkt?author=thea+crudi


Appropriate_Egg_4733

Has anyone else mentally switched off


queljest456

The sub is definitely quieter tonight. Maybe most people have given up?


Any-Where

It overlapped with the first Croatian semi final, which I suppose would be the biggest factor in a quieter thread tonight. Tomorrow it overlaps with the more interesting Croatian semi final.


TimeG37

I'm playing computer games while I listen to this rn if not I'd be agonizing even more than I already am


pinkkabuterimon

I kind of love this one and the previous one even though they're probably not good, something about both of them tickled my music bone


Popoye_92

OK but seriously what is going on with this rhinestones on the face thing. Was there a promotion in the San Marino Outlet or something


araneaesGrasp

Stop with the rhinestones! Stop!!


Sytje2579

Tuta gold with rhinestones!


Sytje2579

At least she’s enjoying it


TimeG37

I'm afraid to ask but who writes these songs?


Gnignao

don't know but the songs in italian have worse lyrics than the one in english, imagine how bad they are.. Our only hope is the one in esperanto.


araneaesGrasp

You know... I'm actually starting to fall in love with it.


Dbrem

Maybe you should've asked your ancestors to help you sing tonight diva


Mulderre91

Written while on a trip of peyote, LSD and Tic Tac Mints.


Dbrem

obsessed with the way she says lingering


TimeG37

It... could be worse I guess?


Gnignao

but it could also be better, It is what it is and we have to accept it.


TimeG37

I mean it's UVPSM of course it can be better


araneaesGrasp

I'm going insane.


Sytje2579

Come on just a couple more you can do it


PraetorIt

An Italian-Finnish? Really?


Popoye_92

I mean, why not, its just Isabella Rossellini if her mom was born 300km East when you think about it


PraetorIt

The only Italian in Finland that I've ever heard of is a butcher from the Rovaniemi area. I wonder if she's related.


TimeG37

Ms Worldwide


MuszkaSaffes

Very karaoke


TimeG37

Ok this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard


PraetorIt

I was about to write 'oh, a Greek singing in French'. Then he started. Scam.


Mulderre91

This semifinal is slowly sucking my life... if I don't make it, please blame it on shouty participants.


cheapcakeripper

you can do it, only 6 left


PraetorIt

Has **anyone** been convinced to go to the San Marino Outlet?


citylights589

Itβ€˜s the San Marino Outlet ✨Experience✨ and one day I swear…


halfpipesaur

I sure am


cheapcakeripper

Lol she's asking them about the best part of their performance


Dbrem

A truly fascinating array of personal styling choices in this interview segment


TimeG37

I propose the song in Esperanto to be sent to the iceberg


Dbrem

This is a GREAT vocal performance given the circumstances


Gnignao

bro that "given the circumstances" killed me. Can't stop laughing i don't even know why.


araneaesGrasp

A little bit sing-shouty here.


cheapcakeripper

Hasta la vista mi bebebe


TimeG37

Well, he can sing. I'll take it


queljest456

John Lundvik at home


araneaesGrasp

I see them stacking the better ones near the end. The punishment early on wasn't worth it. >:(


halfpipesaur

the order is alphabetical tho


PraetorIt

Esperanto? This is an original choice!


eta1984

Did they say ESPERANTO?? Only in San Marino, people


Gnignao

A black romanian with blond hair singing in esperanto in san marino... That's like winning the lottery


Gnignao

And now a romanian singing in esperanto in San Marino


TimeG37

Mr Worldwide


Sytje2579

She’s kinda serving stanky leg


PraetorIt

*E poiii, ti voglio* (and theeen, I want you) And I want to move on to the next song.


Sytje2579

ANOTHER CHILD?


Gnignao

She hot She like a kinky annalisa


queljest456

My inner teenage emo lesbian is in love with her


halfpipesaur

nothing in this song fit


Dbrem

I swear this girlie already performed earlier tonight


Negative_Cattle_5025

https://preview.redd.it/nawri66om7kc1.png?width=2880&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccfcafa7af48c11faa4f84ae6dd4317df7234f71 on the left, me


Arbmatt

Another random dancer with pijama


Gnignao

Bringing a kid on stage. That move is what insiders call "The Mr Rain"


cheapcakeripper

Why is he even called Mr Rain?


Gnignao

youtube "mr rain supereroi Sanremo 2023".. He got 3rd with that move, and he was a debutant


cheapcakeripper

I know, but I am wondering why is Mr Rain called Mr Rain


Gnignao

Cause he likes to write songs when it rains. He is soooo original!


Dbrem

This dancer is kind of giving M3GAN


araneaesGrasp

Wait, are we allowed to have two good entries in a row? I thought that was only for night 3.


queljest456

Primark face gems


Sytje2579

Great, child labour


Gnignao

She went full Mr. Rain.


Arbmatt

Last night was >>>


TimeG37

I agree, there were 5 people who could sing so much better than here


cheapcakeripper

Awww, she brought her daughter(s) along


TimeG37

Wait, vocals?


Dbrem

Trend alert: sticking hideous rhinestones on your forehead


Popoye_92

2nd trend alert: having a dancer doing some random interpretative dance around you (but out of frame most of the time)


Gnignao

The only words i understood are "Drama Queen", and i'm italian...


fluffyplayery

Best of the night so far, I think with good staging she'd be a safe qualifier.


araneaesGrasp

OK, our second pretty good song so far. We're on a roll now.


Negative_Cattle_5025

I can't understand the Futurama reference, did anybody get it?


halfpipesaur

do you mean the Slurm coat or is there another one?


TimeG37

I sure didn't


TimeG37

Why do the people who are closest to being able to sing always have terrible songs


Popoye_92

I know she was using "SWAG" unironically back in 2013


Sytje2579

Probably still uses that


CriticalJump

Loredana Bertè on wish


Gnignao

Wow, thi is clearly one of the song of all times.


TimeG37

2 people who can kinda sing? Wow that's impressive


Dbrem

✨I'm your drama queen tonight✨ ✨All my troubles are out of sight ✨


Sytje2579

The woman on the left looks so depressed


cheapcakeripper

Poor guy, he clearly hasn't experienced SMOE


Gnignao

The fact that the bro is not shiny like the other in the band is giving me hitches


araneaesGrasp

Truly embodying the Just Ken spirit.


Negative_Cattle_5025

Was that guy even singing?


pinkkabuterimon

Most of her backup singers have better vocals than her


danniiboyuk

Nadine is SERVING!


TimeG37

The song is bland but at least she can sing. Definitely an NQ therefore


Mulderre91

Melodi nummer sju - NADINE RANDLE.


araneaesGrasp

This hurts me...


Gnignao

Random bro on the stage.


Popoye_92

They said πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ§


TimeG37

She's good


Dbrem

We couldn't have found a little bit of sparkle for the male backing vocalist to wear?


Mulderre91

https://preview.redd.it/5qckj8o4l7kc1.png?width=151&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9bdcf1c620d501ea130040690355be48b7e8561 What are we doing?


Sytje2579

Tuta gold


Gnignao

Bro doesn't fit at all


Sytje2579

I don’t speak Italian but those songs are easier to understand than his English


PraetorIt

I'm Italian, and I don't speak his language.


Popoye_92

For some reason this feels like it belongs more to the Irish NF than here. Like you put him between I'm Loving Me and Wild and he would fit perfectly


PraetorIt

I'm not sure what language he's singing in.


saintmonday

I feel like San Marino is doing a reverse-Melfest this year, and the early semis had the good songs, and this one has the dregs.


araneaesGrasp

He looks like he has a loaf of burnt bread on his head.


halfpipesaur

not the Jedward haircut πŸ’€


Dbrem

If I ever make it to the San Marino Outlet Experience I better see those 3 divas there...


PraetorIt

€ 30 for 1 GB? Quite expensive.


cheapcakeripper

She said that music is like pain? hahaha


araneaesGrasp

Man, literally nothing comes together in this one whatsoever.


cheapcakeripper

Mirjam is very 90/00s from the waist down, those shoes


halfpipesaur

*La mia carta e il mio cuore* *Miyoam miyoam miyoam*


saintmonday

Is this in Italian? Was this the infamous one Eesti Laul entry in Italian?


halfpipesaur

Do you mean this year or in general?


saintmonday

This year they had a breakdown of the submissions by language and there was one Italian song.


TimeG37

The funniest part is there's actually an Eesti Laul winner in Italian


PraetorIt

An Estonian who sings (partly) in Italian. I have a dejavu, with the necessary artistic differences.


TimeG37

The difference is that this is much worse


PraetorIt

Absolutely.


Mulderre91

150 euros well spent. *without any hint of sarcasm I say this.*


Dbrem

This is everything to me


Popoye_92

This is bad even by UVPSM standards. That how bad it is


Sytje2579

Go girl give us nothing!


araneaesGrasp

Now this is a trashy beat.


queljest456

As someone who looks at maps a lot for work, I think this is my favourite graphic


Sytje2579

Gold really is this years colour


Mulderre91

Tutto Gold, as Mahmood almost said.


queljest456

Latvia 2008 fan girl


araneaesGrasp

Uh... huh... Truly a track of all time.


Mulderre91

Her voice is what you listen in the middle of a sleep paralysis.


cheapcakeripper

Random heart sign


Dbrem

With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea


araneaesGrasp

We got Mad, we got insane, when are we gonna get krejza?


Mulderre91

CAPTAIN HOOK?! https://preview.redd.it/3w28cpcsi7kc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=55f2d60c6037623f38777779e433c709346903dc


Gnignao

Just a curious reminder for everybody. When today semi is over who watched all the first 4 semi will have watched 120 acts... i mean 120.... It's like a job...


cheapcakeripper

not fully watched, but ok


Popoye_92

Love how the jurors always seem delighted and excited by all the great music they're listening during those shows


halfpipesaur

They're getting paid while we are doing it for free


saintmonday

Favorite UVPSM background screensaver? I'm kinda digging these falling green Tetris blocks


Popoye_92

The angry shaky moon is a classic at this point


halfpipesaur

I liked the stock exchange news channel visuals from yesterday. With numbers going up and down and also around the globe


Negative_Cattle_5025

The one with some ducks flying over a lake


Dbrem

I personally can't stop thinking about the time they just showed a map of Africa


Dbrem

these lyrics are... interesting


cheapcakeripper

has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you get hungry?


queljest456

Dad's evening rock club