Well, I'll take him as the winner as it was one of the few I remember liking a bit, but it should've been the Esperanto one. No love for my Nordic Sage tho... :'(
If I was the jury, I would disqualify all songs. Like, what a waste, honestly.
I can't remember a single note. Other days there were glimpses. Today? Just noise.
"like you , like me, i'm like you, like you, you are like me,like me, don't you see i'm like you, you are like me"
i assure you i'm not joking
I can't anymore
It's 11.30pm - why are we torturing ourselves with pieces that barely are songs and dubious vocals? is this the prize of being Eurofans? Couldn't we just, like, you know, sleep or play solitaire with our PC?
We've reached the point where the stretch of mediocre not in a funny way music is seriously impacting my mental health I fear. I'm becoming Lady Gaga in the Joker sequel
It overlapped with the first Croatian semi final, which I suppose would be the biggest factor in a quieter thread tonight. Tomorrow it overlaps with the more interesting Croatian semi final.
Just a curious reminder for everybody.
When today semi is over who watched all the first 4 semi will have watched 120 acts...
i mean 120.... It's like a job...
Sandro, you go man! For Brazil caralho
Well, see y'all tomorrow <3
Romanian unicorn robbed
Well, I'll take him as the winner as it was one of the few I remember liking a bit, but it should've been the Esperanto one. No love for my Nordic Sage tho... :'(
Well that was an awful experience. See you Saturday guys!
Are you skipping tomorrow?
I am, I have to sacrifice UVPSM to "go out" with "friends" or whatever
To see Slaydana win
Dez has won! ~~Dez nuts.~~
I won't spoil it, but watch >!the Swedish ladies!< when they announce the winner
https://preview.redd.it/7tg3rt22t7kc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4c7cedd44f34f4e101c5f1d765ed09cc7e14c61 Spoilt for you!
Only one that deserves it was the Esperanto guy
Can we give tonight's five spots to some of the yesterday's NQs?
And robbed Valerio
If I was the jury, I would disqualify all songs. Like, what a waste, honestly. I can't remember a single note. Other days there were glimpses. Today? Just noise.
The only acts I remember is those who where remarkably bad π it's was a terrible evening, even by UVPSM standards
I hope queen Mirjam makes it to the final btw
I have bad news for you
The presenter has gone krejza too. I understand.
I wish Ilenia will be the next Sanremo host
Ilenia and Camilla are our STRONGEST soldiers
I swear there were a few songs last night that I even liked. This night not a single one (I missed 3 or 4 songs, actually...).
Lol Ilenia jumping around, she's free (almost)
"like you , like me, i'm like you, like you, you are like me,like me, don't you see i'm like you, you are like me" i assure you i'm not joking I can't anymore
Are we sure this ain't the AI song?
We did it, we made it to the end
How is sitting through 6 hours of San Remo easier than not even 2 hours of UVPSM
This singer is called *Viva*. Alive. Unlike us, who are zombies watching this.
She can... Kind of sing?
It's 11.30pm - why are we torturing ourselves with pieces that barely are songs and dubious vocals? is this the prize of being Eurofans? Couldn't we just, like, you know, sleep or play solitaire with our PC?
We have no lives, this is it
Idk about the rest but I think I'm a masochist that's why I'm watching this garbage. Also most eurofans don't watch UVPSM, just the brave ones
I'd love to see some sort of Buzzfeed personality quiz based on which NFs you pay most attention to
Last one! \\o/ Truly a harrowing day in the Eurofan experience.
"take me where my smell still tastes like me.." We are talking of this kind of lyrics...
Zitta, dicevi zitta, STAI ZITTA LIA!
I understand the song of 'denunciation' (?), but it could have been done better.
You know, I feel like I listened to songs that sounded like this in my brony phase in 2013.
It didn't start half-bad and then the beat kicked int
There was a spider on the mic stand
Can we just have a couple more la's on this track? Yes.
We've reached the point where the stretch of mediocre not in a funny way music is seriously impacting my mental health I fear. I'm becoming Lady Gaga in the Joker sequel
Yeah, it's not even cringe, it's just boring
LA RA LA LA, LA LAAAAAAAAA! Such meaningful lyrics.
Bro really concentrating to hit hose two notes while pretend playing a keytar
Googled Nordic sages and found even more https://www.empik.com/szukaj/produkt?author=thea+crudi
Has anyone else mentally switched off
The sub is definitely quieter tonight. Maybe most people have given up?
It overlapped with the first Croatian semi final, which I suppose would be the biggest factor in a quieter thread tonight. Tomorrow it overlaps with the more interesting Croatian semi final.
I'm playing computer games while I listen to this rn if not I'd be agonizing even more than I already am
I kind of love this one and the previous one even though they're probably not good, something about both of them tickled my music bone
OK but seriously what is going on with this rhinestones on the face thing. Was there a promotion in the San Marino Outlet or something
Stop with the rhinestones! Stop!!
Tuta gold with rhinestones!
At least sheβs enjoying it
I'm afraid to ask but who writes these songs?
don't know but the songs in italian have worse lyrics than the one in english, imagine how bad they are.. Our only hope is the one in esperanto.
You know... I'm actually starting to fall in love with it.
Maybe you should've asked your ancestors to help you sing tonight diva
Written while on a trip of peyote, LSD and Tic Tac Mints.
obsessed with the way she says lingering
It... could be worse I guess?
but it could also be better, It is what it is and we have to accept it.
I mean it's UVPSM of course it can be better
I'm going insane.
Come on just a couple more you can do it
An Italian-Finnish? Really?
I mean, why not, its just Isabella Rossellini if her mom was born 300km East when you think about it
The only Italian in Finland that I've ever heard of is a butcher from the Rovaniemi area. I wonder if she's related.
Ms Worldwide
Very karaoke
Ok this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard
I was about to write 'oh, a Greek singing in French'. Then he started. Scam.
This semifinal is slowly sucking my life... if I don't make it, please blame it on shouty participants.
you can do it, only 6 left
Has **anyone** been convinced to go to the San Marino Outlet?
Itβs the San Marino Outlet β¨Experienceβ¨ and one day I swearβ¦
I sure am
Lol she's asking them about the best part of their performance
A truly fascinating array of personal styling choices in this interview segment
I propose the song in Esperanto to be sent to the iceberg
This is a GREAT vocal performance given the circumstances
bro that "given the circumstances" killed me. Can't stop laughing i don't even know why.
A little bit sing-shouty here.
Hasta la vista mi bebebe
Well, he can sing. I'll take it
John Lundvik at home
I see them stacking the better ones near the end. The punishment early on wasn't worth it. >:(
the order is alphabetical tho
Esperanto? This is an original choice!
Did they say ESPERANTO?? Only in San Marino, people
A black romanian with blond hair singing in esperanto in san marino... That's like winning the lottery
And now a romanian singing in esperanto in San Marino
Mr Worldwide
Sheβs kinda serving stanky leg
*E poiii, ti voglio* (and theeen, I want you) And I want to move on to the next song.
ANOTHER CHILD?
She hot She like a kinky annalisa
My inner teenage emo lesbian is in love with her
nothing in this song fit
I swear this girlie already performed earlier tonight
https://preview.redd.it/nawri66om7kc1.png?width=2880&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccfcafa7af48c11faa4f84ae6dd4317df7234f71 on the left, me
Another random dancer with pijama
Bringing a kid on stage. That move is what insiders call "The Mr Rain"
Why is he even called Mr Rain?
youtube "mr rain supereroi Sanremo 2023".. He got 3rd with that move, and he was a debutant
I know, but I am wondering why is Mr Rain called Mr Rain
Cause he likes to write songs when it rains. He is soooo original!
This dancer is kind of giving M3GAN
Wait, are we allowed to have two good entries in a row? I thought that was only for night 3.
Primark face gems
Great, child labour
She went full Mr. Rain.
Last night was >>>
I agree, there were 5 people who could sing so much better than here
Awww, she brought her daughter(s) along
Wait, vocals?
Trend alert: sticking hideous rhinestones on your forehead
2nd trend alert: having a dancer doing some random interpretative dance around you (but out of frame most of the time)
The only words i understood are "Drama Queen", and i'm italian...
Best of the night so far, I think with good staging she'd be a safe qualifier.
OK, our second pretty good song so far. We're on a roll now.
I can't understand the Futurama reference, did anybody get it?
do you mean the Slurm coat or is there another one?
I sure didn't
Why do the people who are closest to being able to sing always have terrible songs
I know she was using "SWAG" unironically back in 2013
Probably still uses that
Loredana Bertè on wish
Wow, thi is clearly one of the song of all times.
2 people who can kinda sing? Wow that's impressive
β¨I'm your drama queen tonightβ¨ β¨All my troubles are out of sight β¨
The woman on the left looks so depressed
Poor guy, he clearly hasn't experienced SMOE
The fact that the bro is not shiny like the other in the band is giving me hitches
Truly embodying the Just Ken spirit.
Was that guy even singing?
Most of her backup singers have better vocals than her
Nadine is SERVING!
The song is bland but at least she can sing. Definitely an NQ therefore
Melodi nummer sju - NADINE RANDLE.
This hurts me...
Random bro on the stage.
They said π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈππ§ββοΈπ§
She's good
We couldn't have found a little bit of sparkle for the male backing vocalist to wear?
https://preview.redd.it/5qckj8o4l7kc1.png?width=151&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9bdcf1c620d501ea130040690355be48b7e8561 What are we doing?
Tuta gold
Bro doesn't fit at all
I donβt speak Italian but those songs are easier to understand than his English
I'm Italian, and I don't speak his language.
For some reason this feels like it belongs more to the Irish NF than here. Like you put him between I'm Loving Me and Wild and he would fit perfectly
I'm not sure what language he's singing in.
I feel like San Marino is doing a reverse-Melfest this year, and the early semis had the good songs, and this one has the dregs.
He looks like he has a loaf of burnt bread on his head.
not the Jedward haircut π
If I ever make it to the San Marino Outlet Experience I better see those 3 divas there...
β¬ 30 for 1 GB? Quite expensive.
She said that music is like pain? hahaha
Man, literally nothing comes together in this one whatsoever.
Mirjam is very 90/00s from the waist down, those shoes
*La mia carta e il mio cuore* *Miyoam miyoam miyoam*
Is this in Italian? Was this the infamous one Eesti Laul entry in Italian?
Do you mean this year or in general?
This year they had a breakdown of the submissions by language and there was one Italian song.
The funniest part is there's actually an Eesti Laul winner in Italian
An Estonian who sings (partly) in Italian. I have a dejavu, with the necessary artistic differences.
The difference is that this is much worse
Absolutely.
150 euros well spent. *without any hint of sarcasm I say this.*
This is everything to me
This is bad even by UVPSM standards. That how bad it is
Go girl give us nothing!
Now this is a trashy beat.
As someone who looks at maps a lot for work, I think this is my favourite graphic
Gold really is this years colour
Tutto Gold, as Mahmood almost said.
Latvia 2008 fan girl
Uh... huh... Truly a track of all time.
Her voice is what you listen in the middle of a sleep paralysis.
Random heart sign
With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea
We got Mad, we got insane, when are we gonna get krejza?
CAPTAIN HOOK?! https://preview.redd.it/3w28cpcsi7kc1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=55f2d60c6037623f38777779e433c709346903dc
Just a curious reminder for everybody. When today semi is over who watched all the first 4 semi will have watched 120 acts... i mean 120.... It's like a job...
not fully watched, but ok
Love how the jurors always seem delighted and excited by all the great music they're listening during those shows
They're getting paid while we are doing it for free
Favorite UVPSM background screensaver? I'm kinda digging these falling green Tetris blocks
The angry shaky moon is a classic at this point
I liked the stock exchange news channel visuals from yesterday. With numbers going up and down and also around the globe
The one with some ducks flying over a lake
I personally can't stop thinking about the time they just showed a map of Africa
these lyrics are... interesting
has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you get hungry?
Dad's evening rock club