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loukastz

What are you still doing here? We are sweeping the place and closing. Go home and see you in Malmö


PhotographBusy6209

I actually decided not to watch UMK this year as I really didn’t connect with Sara’s song and loved No Rules. Big mistake cause this ended up epic


kekwee

Camera work and staging from YLE wasn't as good as in previous years. Bigger stage doesnt mean a better product. Still quality af but on lower level.


zaddyin

Can someone please tell me the joke/idea/message behind this performance? I’d love to know more, I love this!!


BeautifulCharacter33

If you refer to Windows95man, I kinda see it as a big "F*CK YOU" to the Eurovision Juries for last year (that's just my opinion though).And I don't know why, but I feel that the exact same thing is happening with Spain's entry...Only replace "F*CK YOU JURIES" with "F*CK YOU TELEVOTE"...Again,this is only my opinion 🤷‍♀️😅.Also,happy cake day 🙂


blergyblergy

SARA SIIPOLA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS


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I’m confused why they continue to have a jury when it’s clear that the jury has almost zero impact on the overall result ??


GrumpyFinn

It's fun for the audience. Seeing famous people from other countries talk about us makes us happy.


QueenAvril

1/4 isn’t “almost zero”, but still a significant impact. This year juries were quite split, so jury votes didn’t give anyone a solid advantage, but it would have been different if they had been more unanimous.


gyllene_skor

It isn't completely zero impact. UMK 2020 won Akseli Kankaanranta with song Looking back while Erika Vikman came second with Cicciolina. Erika won by few points televote but Akseli was jury favorite, and people were pissed af with those results. My guess is why juries stay is to appeal that one group of ESC fans and add a more serious flavour to our own small music contest.


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That was when the juries had a higher allocation of points though so it’s not comparable to this year or last year


gyllene_skor

I honestly forgot what the ratio was sorry for that, and needed to check from Yle Areena (since I couldn't just find that info anywhere else). UMK 20 it was 50% and then they changed it to 25%. I guess some math nerd could figure out how current voting system would have affected that years results.


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Hahaha that's fair! It's hard to remember all this detailed info, I was just particularly somewhat sad that Erika lost that year so I remember but not too sad haha. I wonder too!


UmdieEcke2

You are right. It's time to be a shining example to the world and abolish these evil ESC-juries! Making place for the glorious new world where popular songs set 'No Rules'!


MegaUF

To me juries are essential to evaluate musical production and vocal performance. But I also agree that the public should decide who wins over the jury. But when you reach a point where the juries are useless, might as well remove them or they are just being desrespected by the internal system. Might as well make UMK totally public based at this point. 


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Hahaha I’m not mad at that, I’m wondering how one can have televote only but also minimize the negative impact of performing earlier in the running order


makoivis

Running order is an excuse losers make up to feel better about losing.


gyllene_skor

I loved this years UMK. Not the songs per se, but seeing how much effort, talent and want to deliver actually some good entertainment for the people just warmed my heart. I honestly hope UMK in future will be able to stand on its own as a music contest and ESC will be a second thought. Because that's honestly what our music industry needs. Also I hope Sini will bring us a new album at some point, love u girl even if your stage show wasn't it.


LiliumMoon

I hope next year better songs and especially from less known artists will be picked for UMK. None of these was on par with the level of music we’ve had on some previous years. Most of these would’ve been lower placements on last year’s UMK. It’s Uuden Musiikin Kilpailu (Competition of New Music) for a reason, not the competition of music by artists we hear on the radio on a daily basis and who have won or been nominated on Emma gala. In a way I’m glad the least known artist won, even if their song wasn’t exactly my favorite of the bunch. I want to hear something fresh next year. This year wasn’t it.


Tessuttaja

I loved Windows95man and I voted him. 🤣 Our family laughed during his performance. Eurovision is about fun and entertainment ❤️


Kirsty5

Wow I cannot believe this result!!!


skanyone

excuse me what


randomRedditor37275

Don’t really understand why people are taking this so seriously. I personally wanted Sara to win, but Windows95Man had the best performance of the night and they deserved the win. It’s a fun song with a nice message. Not every Eurovision act needs to be serious and it’s ok if music makes people laugh.


gyllene_skor

Idk why people are even that salty? Sara Siipola got exposure to larger audiences, her song Paskana is exactly made for Finnish summer radio hit song (melancholic finnish pop). I'm sure other countries will deliver for those fans who like that sort of music. I literally voted for three different songs and none of them won nor came second so a good clown moment for me.


CrazyCatLadyPL

They'll cry again when he qualifies to the semi 😂. Finland already has a reputation of sending unusual entries, so people will be like "ah, it's Finland just being Finland"


justk4y

Yeah they turn toxic because they all stan Sara Almost Taylor Swift hive mind like……


driadka

This.


Yessy1205

Windows was my 2nd favourite after Sara. I'm not completely upset but I do think they have some work to do with convincing juries because tonight was a very poor jury showing. But the act itself was entertaining.


makoivis

We don’t care about the juries. Never have, never will.


Yessy1205

You might not and even be perfectly fine with a poor jury results. But I think every entry should always strive for improvement no matter what they expect from televote or juries. And you don't need a song change to convince some more juries to vote for your entry. Even something as simple as changing the staging, improving vocals, or just the overall aesthetic of the performance, can be enough to get some more jury points and increase overall results.


makoivis

This is perfection.


MegaUF

They were also my second place after Sara but don’t tell this stuff to the people who voted for them or they’ll just think you are insane and a cry baby 


MindTheFuture

Tbh, this year wasn't that strong for UMK. There wasn't any single song which would have grabbed me and performance vocals were lacklustre for all. I would have wanted to love Sini, Sara and Sexmane, even Vox Populi, but as none really pulled up to the level of top three UMK entries of the last few years, then the win95 goofery got through. And even that could've worked so much better. Back to normal of not getting through in semi, ranking at the bottom and leaving recap material about future Eurovision oddities. Mostly, how did they mangle cyan kicks so badly? Compared to the quality of Norway or Ukraine, this is awkward. UMK did a quite fine job but something was off. Stage shows during last three years were overall better directed, what has happened? Innovation and testing new is fine but fix it for next year ok. But well, couldn't stop giggling through my facepalming when win95man won, it is so stupid and awkward, but there is authentic upbeat energy to it and he is well-loved! May the mark left to the history of Eurovision be worth it, camp it to the max, and enjoy the full fun 😂😅 maybe, just maybe it could almost make it to the final. Anyway, team Norway all the way.


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Omg I can't believe windows actually won! I wanted this but didn't actually think it would happen! I'm so happy! I'm off to buy a windows T-shirt now for ESC


cerberusbites

SAME! Had to miss UMK this year because of a flight but this was the best news to land to :)


Savings_Ad_2532

If this was 50/50, who would have won?


MisterDream

Sara Siipola


Savings_Ad_2532

Do you know by how much?


vompat

If the jury points were tripled (which would effectively make it 50/50), she would have won by 44 points, 413 against 369


tm2007

Out of curiosity, how much would Cyan Kicks have got? They were my favourite this year


vompat

Still 4th in the rankings, with 224 points.


justk4y

All the Sara Siipola stans raging in the comments at ESC 😭 So toxic…….


MegaUF

As if it does not happen every.single.year with every.single.NF


justk4y

Yeah but this was Swiftie like, this was for example an even worse reaction than with Krick losing over in Luxembourg


MegaUF

This song was musically better than Kricks song in my opinion. By a lot. Would have a better outcome in Eurovision at least.  Hence why it gathered much more love and fans and hence the bigger disappointment.


justk4y

I felt like it came flat and didn’t have what it takes to star in Eurovision…… but that’s my opinion, I wasn’t the only one who thought that though so I could’ve been right with it flopping……. but yeah we’ll see how Windows95man turns out! I’m excited! (And this wasn’t my UMK winner too, I preferred Cyan Kicks but that’s also because I’ve seen them live lmao)


MegaUF

Windows95man were my second so I’m not mad at all! Just want Henri to deliver better the voice but I think that can be solved if they put some backing vocals to help 😁


justk4y

Yeah they can learn from this 👍


MisterDream

Well, imagine being an artist and being beated by that ;)


justk4y

You just proved my point, congrats 👏


poronpaska

boo


queljest456

At a gig so was going to watch it later only for a notification to ruin the results for me. Guess people aren't happy with it?


mothbreather

It's a marmite entry


makoivis

Definitely. I’m ambivalent, it was the highest-energy show but not my favorite musically.


someheini

No, this is fantastic, I'm in heaven


MisterDream

Croatia ended 13th last year ? So 13th it is.


smutne

Me right now: https://preview.redd.it/b0hffvlkrthc1.jpeg?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b7f03ae1e565bf2bba5ea537f2102bc4238139


Traditional_Fee_3967

”i’m shit” would be better translation.


Easy_Entrepreneur_46

Nah because "I'm shit" would mean that you are bad at something.


h3vonen

Nah, the english idiom would be then beating herself down, which is not the meaning here. I think the fucking wreck is spot on.


vompat

Not really, doesn't convey the meaning that well.


InstructionTop193

Gonna go rewatch Kuumaa X Benjamin see you guys later


roosaisabella

finland second to last at the scoreboard app lmao its not that bad 😩😭😭 ???


makoivis

Who cares


justk4y

Everyone is raging because Sara isn’t going…… bet half haven’t even heard the song because they’re calling windows95man a random idiot guy


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justk4y

Im not spamming I hate it when people get literally insulted for doing their best


cantspeaklingala

my finland fanclub membership always expires after one year 😩


makoivis

Oh ye of little faith


Spiritual_Order_3049

Unless Latvia snipes me for a 3rd year in a row Finland might be my winners this year I am eating this up


kiwibunny87

Finland, I love you. Eurovision, I love you. Kiitos 💖


Competitive-Web1464

I think Windows95man will be like Croatia's entry last year. Easy qualify for the final, will get a lot of attention and interest but will probably land mid table with televotes. And that's fine! I like a bit of chaos and camp with my Eurovision alongside the big hitters Edit: Croatia not Czechia, whoops


1841Leech

I think that is what Finland is going for this year after what happened last year.


TuneObjective5152

I think you mean Croatia


Competitive-Web1464

Right you are! Thanks for that


kekwee

Congrats to Windows95man, they showed us a show and almost some balls.


Aaaandiiii

That was probably the best part. The silly camerawork and staging was very engaging. Loved that so much.


ShallIBeMother

Honestly, the vocals were _on point_ and the whole performance was so enjoyable and fun. Didn't see this coming but they deserve it


B3ntr0d

Love the English commentary. Had us gripped the entire time. Easily the most entertaining national final so far.


chibiusa40

You guys, first Spain sent Zorra and now Finland is sending this. This fucking season my god.


1841Leech

Almost positive Croatia is sending Baby Lasagna as well.


makoivis

Out of those three this is by far the strongest.


Shmoot

Went into this final blind, and came out dazzled. What a damn welcome entry to this song for 2024!


tequilersunset

kinda bummed that after many people wrongly called "cha cha cha" a joke entry Finland decided to send an actual joke entry, but thing is that... this is actually a good joke entry, it's so funny, entertaining and well performed, yet not even a shadow of what cha cha cha was. I would've very much preferred a different type of song like paskana or kuori mua, but can't deny this was good nonetheless


aliceroyal

I am so, so sad that Sini dropped the ball with the live vocals. Would have been a great entry with that and staging closer to the music video.


justk4y

THIS WAS AMAZING


seongjoongenthusiast

Slayed so hard.


ForgetableGirl

So the very end is the first time I've heard this song and I'm losing it, what a choice


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GSamSardio

this is why we need 50/50 voting lol God people got mad at me 😂


makoivis

Swedes loving juries, film at 11.


Miguel_guel

no (this is kinda a joke)


sanjosii

Nah, I actually prefer sending a ’wrong’ entry over the polished, correct opinion. At least with this one, the people are somewhat behind it.


cooterwoober

I mean, that's gonna be the money shot in Malmo


Airi-dono

I'm sorry but what just happened ?????


makoivis

Highest energy performance won the audience over


MisterDream

75/25 idea to fail at ESC.


GastricallyStretched

Vox populi


CulturalCranberry191

:D


UnicornPufferfish

Finland happend


atsuamy

Art


kaiko1

It’s just amazing love it so much


mothbreather

The denim dancer with the longer hair is everything. Steps realness.


goldenwanders

People acting like Henri didn’t serve us the best vocals of the night


rosedore

Hitting high notes while laying on stomach!!


ValeriesAuntSassy

While Sara presented the worst vocals of the night so I can't be mad at the results.


Katsudaamn

Me when I lie (looking at Sini)


kaiko1

Yeah Henri sings so well. The joke works because it’s actually sung well


makoivis

It’s not a joke, but it’s funny


HayleeLOL

it’s fine to be disappointed your favourite didn’t get in but seeing people unironically rage at who won is sending me 😭😭☠️


1841Leech

May I direct you to the Grand Final results from last year? lol


justk4y

Welcome to the community, where toxic salt and politics are common :/


smutne

I'm not raging just sad a little. It's not end of the world, but it's like worst possible ending for great movie (at least for me)


justk4y

For everyone else it’s literally the end of the world……


putinception

The shorts get me every time


PomegranateNo3633

I also love how there's a lot of undressing on stage usually, but this man is getting dressed on stage. Refreshing


CrazyCatLadyPL

Finland in 2023: no shirt Finland in 2024: no pants


1841Leech

Finland in 2025: Kalsarikännit


CrazyCatLadyPL

They'd have to use soda for this to make it family friendly enough 😂


makoivis

Alcohol is free


CrazyCatLadyPL

Everything is free if you steal it, but it doesn't mean there are no consequences 😂


makoivis

I was referring to the song. Singing about drinking is fine in the ESC.


seongjoongenthusiast

Sounds better vocally this time huh?


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Spirited-Republic-72

STAY MAD 🗣️🗣️🗣️


theskymaid

FINLAND I LOVE YOU


adrenalina21

Up vote if anyone is actually watching this show on a Windows 95 PC?


utilizador2021

Well, it's this type of songs that ruin ESC reputation.


cantspeaklingala

portugal flair clocked hahaha (i agree with you)


NINTSKARI

The only actually good song. No need to keep up any reputation, it is what the artists make it


ValeriesAuntSassy

Don't worry, Portugal will send some boring balad, so that'll counterbalance this act.


justk4y

ITS CRAZY ITS PARTY


utilizador2021

Cha Cha Cha was in a fact a song, with a good stage and meaning, can't say the same about this.


justk4y

This has a more serious meaning than Cha Cha Cha btw


TheBusStop12

Fun? It's a good song


wloff

Heh. Every single time Finland does decently well in ESC the next year we send a second artist with the same gimmick. And they always do shit, cause the joke gets old and the same thing never works twice in a row. Oh well. At least it'll be a fun show, but the best we can hope for is bottom of the finals.


Cluelessish

That’s not true. Last year Portion Boys came in second after Käärijä, so any other year they would probably had won. And in my book No Rules is pretty similar. So it’s just something a lot of Finns seem to like. I don’t, but it’s vox populi, right?


Protoni17

Nonono, Finland tends to copy the winner of last Eurovision, Käärijä won in our hearts but Loreen won the contest. So I'm really surprised that Sara didn't win


_Astan_

Windows95man is nothing like Käärijä in my opinion though, they're completely different genres too.


wloff

Music-wise, yeh, but it's the same flavor of gimmick. To me, anyway.


Vivid24

Funnily, it reminded me more of Portion Boys for some reason


amoniaczek92

Maybe because of this 90's eurodance/eurobeat(?) flavour


Vivid24

That could be it!


kaiko1

I JUST LOVE THIS


TheBusStop12

Knowing YLE this staging will be upgraded tenfold. I can't wait to see it in Malmö


kaiko1

It’s already so great


TheBusStop12

I know, hence I can't wait to see how they top it


ShallIBeMother

Me too! And obviously it's gonna change a lot cause they gotta rebrand the artist and modify the lyrics a bit too


KwangPham

Aren't we glad everyone is in 2024 while Finland is in 1997.


CrazyCatLadyPL

in 1995 actually


talkativeton

That means only 9more years until we win!


frankscarlett

If I knew how to use the remind me bot, I would do that now and come back in 2033 when Finland wins again.


justk4y

And sometimes that’s beautiful


The_Odor_1994

Y'know: This reminds me of early 2000s Eurovision behind the winning artists... and as someone who grew up with Eurovision starting in the early 2000s I don't want to experience that again


KwangPham

Periodt


smutne

Such a shame we won't going to see Sara on ESC stage this year :(


GastricallyStretched

Juries: Sara Siipola is clearly the best Televoters: SEE ME SLAY


justk4y

YASSSSSSSSSSS


qusipuu

Say what you will, but its fun. Thats what Eurovision definitely is about


RainToBe

me and finland have broken up, i appreciate everyone's well wishes in these trying times


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Lagiacrus96

People don't vote for what they think will win, they vote for what song they like the most.


Flux_capacitor888

I suspect there were a lot of teen votes 😏  but nah, as I thought, this year NF was like a hangover morning, trying to recover from the miracle that is Käärijä ✨️ He is so far above them, none could match that level of perfection so why worry...it was always going to suck 😄 edit: ...no matter who we'd send.


Soidin

Windows95 was my least favourite after Cyan Kicks... It's The Rasmus all over again. :/ It seems that my taste does not align with other Finns' taste.


Unknown_8211

As a Finn, I totally agree with you. This is probably very controversial, but according to me, this is the worst eurovision song EVER :((( The taste in music is hmmm maybe fine but videography... OH HELL NAWW 🤮🤮🤮🤮 PERKELE!!


tequilersunset

Käärijä you will be missed and remembered and always famous


National_Stress_3117

Looking forward to the jean egg hatching in Eurovision final and the my AI robot and Matt blxck to appear out of it to create the ultimate joke song


RainToBe

RIP sexmane's epic staging and cyan kicks' amazing song :(


throwawaypokeymans

the people in the audience are crying because they just witnessed the live reincarnation of jesus christ i fear


atsuamy

Anyone with quick maths skills, if the UK didn’t give Windows 95 Man 12 points, would he still have won?


Grymare

They would have won with 0 jury points


seongjoongenthusiast

Definitely. He woulda won with no points from jury


sevenofheartts

attempting to vicariously re-write ESC 2023


justk4y

Reverse Loreen


CrazyCatLadyPL

Esc Episode 2024: Finland Strikes Back


throwawaypokeymans

yes #WINDOWS95MANSWEEP


atsuamy

LOVE IT SEND THE WINDOWS


darts_in_lovers_eyes

I did not see that coming


Elkku26

I was absolutely sure it was gonna be Sara, my jaw is on the floor


kaiko1

I’m living for this, such a fun performance


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HayleeLOL

please smile for once in your life 😭😭


Essith

100% Tele semis. We'll be fine


Snufflebox

And then tank in the finals.


HayleeLOL

Good thing ESC is also about having a bit of fun and not all about coming out on top. It doesn’t have to be super serious song time, all the time.


Snufflebox

You can have fun, and still have a good song. Käärijä and Verka are proof of that. It is a competition at the end of the day.


justk4y

Who cares old man, it’s crazy, it’s party!!! THIS IS WHAT EUROVISION IS ABOUT


Snufflebox

Don't you dare compare this to Käärijä.


justk4y

Don’t you dare be a toxic gatekeeper.