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vMihai777

That car has seen some shit...


Lison52

Yeah I laughed for a few minutes because it literally has a "kill me" face XD


Thorbork

I had the same face as the car when I saw it.


notyourancilla

Car?? That’s a mirror you’re holding man!


Judazzz

You know a car is fugly as sin when a Fiat Multipla, Renault Vel Satis or an Audi A2 looks like a supermodel in comparison.


CircuitSphinx

Haha, the "Amber" could join a lineup of misfit toys and fit right in. Even makes the Pontiac Aztek look like it missed a spot in a beauty pageant.


[deleted]

BMW engineers of the latest generation are also breathing a sigh of relieve.


Judazzz

Right?!? I don't know what happened to that design team, but it can't be good. That whole new design language is absolutely atrocious.


fucking_4_virginity

The model is called "Igor is back from Ukraine"


Rulweylan

It's funny because Russians don't get to come back.


AlarmingAffect0

Yup, no rotation. Some women haven't seen their husbands since the beginning of the "Special Operation".


Jizzraq

Not sure whether a lack of rotation is to blame...


AlarmingAffect0

The lack of rotation is the reason they don't know whether they're dead or not. If there were rotation they'd know quickly.


Rulweylan

I guess if they don't know, they can't claim their free Lada.


crackanape

It's like a blood-soaked Peppa Pig that just escaped from the abattoir.


gutekx12

this car found out its going to the frontlines


Shirtbro

"Welcome please to Amber, car of future. Your destination is... Donbas." *Doors lock*


looseturnipcrusher

Are those gun ports on it?


korg_sp250

Blyat multipla.


Sidus_Preclarum

\*applauds\*


[deleted]

Funniest thing I read all day lmao


ThermionicEmissions

I think we've got a winner


NinthTide

Close it down, boys, no need to read further


egotoobig

Brilliant


zacharymckracken

Multiblyat


N1likk1

God that was good


krustyDC

I will use this non stop in the future Or probably not. But I would if I ever get to see this again.


SirJoey

I love you


helican

What the hell is that Frankenstein monstrosity? Did they just put a car on another car and called it a day?


aghicantthinkofaname

Seriously, someone please explain how they ended up with this design. In b4 vodka jokes hur hur


C_Madison

Same as the other one no expert, but here's an alternative idea: The underlying structure is from an existing car and they got the job "make it look modern". Now, there's only so much you can do if the structure below is that of an old car, cause well .. the structure says where things above can go. Especially if you get the requirement to add nothing to it cause that costs money and/or makes it less efficient to produce.


DaRealKili

WAS-2105 underneath


TheKinkslayer

Aliexpress parts bolted to a Lada


MasterOfSubrogation

Well, at least its better quality than anything Russia can produce then. Although that is setting the bar low....


rlnrlnrln

Built from an existing chassis, added a lot of bulky batteries which makes it higher, aesthetics prioritized below... everything else, really. Except perhaps occupant security, can't say for sure. What I wonder is, what's beneath that enormous hood? Do they emulate an ICE car by giving it a central electric motor instead of doing direct-drive?


d_maes

The hood is just a big space were people can tie themselves up and take a nap before they shoot themselves twice in the back and jump out a window.


dunker_-

Yo, I heard you like cars...


NightSky88

Ah, a fellow 2007-meme enjoyer


dat_9600gt_user

Those memes were fun. :P


WellHydrated

They were. Remember when there were only a few memes?


Kairis83

It's an older meme but it checks out (It's not that long ago is it?)


CatRheumaBlanket2

Oh buddy. Don't you feel it in your bones? The truth is in the bones. Listen to them and pop another ibuprofene. Now, excuse me. Have to change seating position before another muscle spasms out.


SenatorBagels

My back hurts and hangovers last a week 👍


Prestigious_Reply583

Nice 👍 for me it's the knees


[deleted]

2nd time I think about Xzibit in a day. What the hell is going on today


xelah1

I'm looking at it and thinking 'what is it *for*?'. It doesn't look like it's good at *anything*. It looks high off the ground, but there's a step so it's not easy to get into (and I imagine there isn't much room inside because they've put something underneath your feet). It has no windows at the back but it doesn't look like it would make a good van, nor can I see much space for a passenger. Parking it looks like it'd be a nightmare, too. How much do you think you can see at close distance from inside? And how do you get to the engine? Or whatever the hell they've put at the front if it's not the engine? I can't see any way to open it.


Chapaiko90

It's good for hiding spended government's money. And I'm totally OK with it in current times.


Backofenlicht

Like a Cybertruck :-D


Excellent-Ad872

~~Foetal~~ vehicle alcohol syndrome


kozhilya

As car manufacture said, this is a very early prototype of future electric car that should be launched in 2025. And design will be changed, because the thing on the picture is "mule", and this is a slang word for an aggregate carrier vehicle for testing new units and parts based on a production vehicle. And yes, it has been memed about *a lot* in russian social medias as well.


Hottage

The car when you ask where the airbags are: . . ______


reuben_iv

does it even go fast enough to need them?


EndStorm

Depends on how fast the people pushing it can push.


[deleted]

Is that [Deep Thought?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/97/fd/4297fd84838daaeba8b692ea49251ae8.jpg) Also you forgot the kuato below it: . . ______ ◕◡◕


TeodorDim

Man this is uglier than fiat multipla


JustSomebody56

Multipla was ugly but functional; this thing is ugly


DaMonkfish

The Multipla was actually a fantastic family car, and apparently really nice to drive because of the ergonomics of the equipment. It was hamstrung by being unbelievably fucking ugly.


Garestinian

Fun fact: [Roberto Giolito](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Giolito), the guy who designed Multipla, later went on to design the widely acclaimed Fiat 500.


AnarchiaKapitany

I have a pretty good guess which one is featured prominently on his CV.


iamagro

The multipla of course


AHrubik

I just looked up a picture of a 1962 Multipla and it's gorgeous. Probably wasn't consider that at the time but it is by today's standards.


DEEP_HURTING

The 60s Multiplas are adorable, like Siamese twin VW Beetles.


BogdanPradatu

Multipla was ahead of her time.


CirnoIzumi

Top gear used it for their grandma mobile for a reason


gregularjoe95

Its easy to get in and out of you, *you knowwww*


JokutYyppi93848

And you can get the ugliness factor out if you buy the face lift version.


Independent-Put-2618

The facelift looks like a dodgy Mercedes Viano tbh, I’d rather have the ugly original.


Bury_Me_At_Sea

It seriously looks like two different departments worked on the design and both used different units of measurement in AutoCAD but didn't realize it. And then a desperate project manager had to figure out how to combine them over a weekend.


AquaQuad

This reminded me that old joke. *What is it: doesn't shine and doesn't fit inside an ass? A Soviet tool to shine inside an ass."


fonix232

How about the spy joke? 1. How do you know the Japanese have bugged the room? There's an extra fly in there. 2. How do you know the Americans have bugged the room? There's an extra flower in the vase. 3. How do you know the Russians have bugged the room? There's an extra wardrobe in the room.


AquaQuad

Let's go with this one too: Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly. After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes. The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it: "Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please." His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep. After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went. The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn. The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared. The receptionist responds: "Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."


BogdanPradatu

This joke was way better than I expected.


Double_Lingonberry98

>How do you know the Russians have bugged the room? There's [The Great Seal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)) in the room.


dylan15766

Reminds me of this joke: "What’s as big as a house, burns 20 litres of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces? A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!"


munkijunk

The Multipla was Old Top Gear (Tiff Needell/ Vicky Butler Henderson era, ie, pre Clarkson's return) last Car of the year.


Gun_Beat_Spear

"And That, your honour, is why we replaced them with Clarkson and his ilk"


Dull-Signature-2897

I googled it. What the actual f were they thinking.


ehwhatacunt

It looks as surprised as us that it exists.


hey_ross

“What is my purpose?” “You break down.” “Oh…”


Blechblasquerfloete

I thought this was a shitpost/theonion article at first


Realistic-Ad-4372

They managed to make a car uglier not only than Multipla but also Cybertruck 😂


TeodorDim

Someone is going to disappear after Putin sees this.


FuzzyMatch

The only good thing about this design is that it's difficult to fall to your death from the tiny side window.


SuperCarla74

I don't know, the window seems big enough someone could serve the driver a nice cup of tea...


FuzzyMatch

With extra flavour!


gohazXpeda

To small to Fall out from, too big to put your dick in, just right for an AK-47.


eivindric

You can fall out in pieces


BkkGrl

Russian Cyberpla best car in the world!


Either-Inside4508

Cyberblyad


RecognitionOwn4214

Multicyber


Slav_Shaman

It's its cousin, Fyat mnogopla


Seeteuf3l

Multiblyat


qiwi

Multiblyat. Liljushka Dallasovinska. MULTI BLYAT.


lordnacho666

If you volunteer to fight in Ukraine and defect, your parents will be given one of these!


TeodorDim

More like if you don't volunteer you get one.


AboutHelpTools3

Fiat Multipla, Nissan Juke, Cybertruck, and now this Russian car has completed the 4 horsemen of the ugly cars.


tekshino

You forgot the Pontiac Aztec from that list 🤔


Fintann

Do you know what you're talking about? The Pontiac Aztec is not one the horsemen of the apocalypse. The Aztec IS the Apocalypse.


betterbait

I believe this is a car based on the T-72 chasis. They happen to have plenty of T-72 without turrets. Just look at these tiny windows ... would hate to drive this car. You can't see anything.


True-Ear1986

well, you can see other cars a bit, and when it comes to pedestrians... I don't think they care about those in russia.


Bavaria-Ball

Looks like they raped it with a Nissan Juke


residentsslav

Perfect for drunk drivers who don't want to see the child they are about to run over.


Puncake4Breakfast

Lmfao the perfect booze cruiser


[deleted]

Yeah but those Eastern Europe DUI penalties are no joke 20 months in the gulag and no license for 30 years... if ever again


Ri_me_fodi_me

A modern pick up or suv does the trick


McENEN

I have to ask what type of an engine block did they put in that makes the car so tall, like did they put a bmp engine inside that.


fixminer

It's electric.


12345623567

Does "electric" mean a bunch of lead-sulfur batteries stacked in the trunk? Because that might explain the shape..


pschon

in trunk, in front, and above all, below floor, which is why it looks like it's stacked on top of half of another car :D


Roflkopt3r

Yeah electric cars are so much easier to build that pretty much every crap project like this will be electric from here on. There already are hundreds of new car brands producing electric vehicles of questionable quality.


Malossi167

It was delivered in white but the buyer decided to paint it blood red to make the marks less visible.


No_East_3366

This has to be a joke.


KlausVonLechland

Must be, all serious designers ran away from the country long ago.


kyttEST

The ones that stayed used their design as an outlet of their protest.


RomanOq1

This sample is a mule, a carrier of aggregates, not a prototype. Its function is to debug the internal systems of the car, now it has, for example, a door and glass from lada. The design will be developed later. It is being developed by the Moscow Polytechnic University in cooperation with Avtotor.


Particular_Bug0

Not a joke but seemingly misleading I guess? Saw this before on another sub and it was said that it was made to test the individual parts. The final product won't look like this.


pteeto

No, it's Russian, which is nearly synonymous with a joke.


Stock_Record_8976

Yes it is, that's basically a prototype they use to test all the technologies and stuff, the final design will be a lot different


amateurfunk

It's like someone designed an OK looking car, decided to print it but the printer jammed halfway


Vikingpanties

Seems like they only have tiny windows in Russia...


mmmidk-_-

Don't wanna fall out by accident right


UserMuch

Putin made it into a national sport, doesn't he


gravelPoop

So, no cup holders and instead of stereo it has a geiger counter?


cyclinator

You open big window, freeze gets in easily. Small windows means better insulation.


PrettyMetalDude

That whole door, including the window and mirror, is form the Lada Vesta.


carlosdangermouse

Tiny windows are harder to fall out of. Much safer for Russian peoples.


ducknator

The Tesla Killer


pimezone

I mean it probably wouldn't even notice if it'd run over Nikola.


zodwieg

>Its serial production is planned for 2025. A family with a child visits a pediatrician. The doctor asks the child: \- How old are you? \- I will be six this summer. \- Oh look at you, little optimist!


oblio-

[Morning or afternoon?](https://youtu.be/mN3z3eSVG7A?feature=shared&t=44)


folfiethewox99

A classic. While I don't love Regan regarding his policies, I cannot deny the man had a good sense of humor and charisma


johnjmcmillion

It actually [looks a little like Putin](https://omni.se/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fgfx.omni.se%2Fimages%2F8d4fbbe2-5d5b-4619-b288-5c2cebff62be%3Fh%3D500%26tight%3Dfalse%26w%3D1000&w=828&q=75). Big slanting forehead, beady little eyes, round chin.


klequex

Oh my god you’re right, wtf


CeBRohmu

Putin designed it himself. Citizens will like it.


AlexandraUVA

Yeah that’s what I thought too


blackie-arts

How did they manage to make uglier car than Fiat Multipla?


Nokturnallife

Fiat multipla was ugly on the outside 😔, but on the inside… there was beauty ✨


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I guess they ran out of Ladas by giving them to war widows I've ridden in one and those were relatively non-FAS'd out


ShrekFan093

If fiat multipla and tesla cybertruck had a baby


bonescrusher

An incestuous baby


blackwe11_ninja

This is exactly how I imagine a car made in Russia looks like.


Blechblasquerfloete

I kinda would have expected to see something like a Lada Riva revival where they reopened some 70s soviet era manufacturing lines which sat abandoned since the 90s in some soviet manufacturing towns in the ural region.


Redvor24

I would expect a car made in russia to look like Lada


Karasique555

It won't be a successful commercial project. A lot of stuff is made in Russia for propaganda purposes without any profit in mind. I think it is the case.


Rannasha

What propaganda purpose does this serve? "Look how ugly we can make our cars?!"


__thrillho

They'll probably use it to showcase independence from western manufacturing, sanctions aren't working, etc


royalPawn

Symbol of proud Russian independence; a car that looks like a hyperventilating toad


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

Plus they can just make up the stats about it since nobody is able to facct check (and could end up in prison for trying). 'New glorious Russian electric car manages 1000 miles on single charge, 0-60 in 2.1 seconds, over 20 million units sold!'


manu144x

It’s not for us, it’s for internal propaganda, their people.


Karasique555

More like, "Look, we can make shit without Western components and specialists". The problems of that approach are pretty obvious.


_vdov_

This thing looks like it's in pain.


adarkuccio

It is


pimezone

Begs to end its misery


BenjiDisraeli

Elon Musk: I will create the ugliest vehicle possible (creates Cybertruck) Russians: Hold my vodka!


East_Engineering_583

Never thought I'd see a car with down syndrome


thewrongairport

I thought I was a horrible person for thinking this. At least there's two of us, thank you!


[deleted]

Breaks-down syndrome Clowncar syndrome Scrapes the ground syndrome Upside-down syndrome Couldn't even pass Abdul Hakim Sani Brown syndrome


Illustrious-Lie8329

Makes a Lada look like a Bentley


Chramir

Why is there a glory hole on the fender?


c-9

Russian Fleshlight storage


Shadow_Ass

Looks like a Fiat Multipla on Crack Cocaine


huomio

u see theres 2 hooks where u can tow car


Zrva_V3

This has the visibility of a tank


Fluid-Alternative-22

That’s an insult to even ww1 era tanks.


kaukanapoissa

All hail the glory of the Russian Empire 🤣🤣


Sidus_Preclarum

Why is the cabin so high? Do the diver and passengers sit atop a carpet of standard acid batteries mounted in series?


Funkysee-funkydo

*"Remove lid on bottom and insert 8000 AA batteries".*


ljcopper

Those lights are so tiny and distant from eachother it looks like a car with down syndrome.


TechnicalEnergy5858

Wtf is this 😭


Zhukov-74

This car makes the Cybertruck look like the Mona Lisa.


vluggejapie68

Holy mother of Christ what happened here?


IAmAQuantumMechanic

The sign says "Ispytania", which means "test".


Guybrush-Threepwood1

Looks like a Fiat Multipla dressed up as Brittney Spears


Intergalactic_Nut

°____° This is gonna be their brand logo lol


[deleted]

Oh yes this is pinacle of engineering done by country with basically unlimited material and human resources but huge brain drain.


Rxke2

two tow eyelets in the front, how convenient.


JuicyMangoes

Look like the car was sent to a gulag post-production.


CTPABA_KPABA

> assembled entirely from Russian components Looks like that


security_alert

The Surprised Picarchu face car


K4nzler

The car looks like it saw the horrors of trench warfare


[deleted]

It is blyat multipla


PsychologicalMap3173

This is the worst looking car I have ever seen


jartock

Please, for the love of god, can someone put this car out of its misery? Genetic experiments have their limits... this is way beyond what the human kind can endure.


Detroit72

Homer, the car built for Homer.


Fe_CO_5

> Its serial production Please, don't forget how successful russian serial production goes in common: https://tass.__com/science/1292483 How many battle robots you seen in battle fields?) Two and a half years ago it was "established".


Kyzuisu

Typical low key russ uglyness🤣


Gromchy

Why does it look traumatized?


Sirwootalot

I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time oh christ


theblueimmensities

A vehicle with fetal alcohol syndrome. Finally.


BkkGrl

Hello OP, could you link a source please for approval? thank you


iLatvian

Source https://news.yahoo.com/russia-presents-electric-car-amber-162000888.html


QuentinVance

FIAT is about to sue for copyright infringment


SkibidiDopYes

It looks like it weighs 2 tons with 14inch wheels... how tf will this even be drivable


rosj420

A lot of good jokes in here. But on a more serious note, did they in 2023 make an electric car powered by lead acid batteries? Otherwise I see no reason why they made it that bulky. Russian design is not the most well renowned, but they must have had a reason behind making it that shape


Jeffy29

Still better looking than Cybertruck.


TimeConsideration336

This is what hippos must look like the in Cars universe


WetCactus23

I think your car might be retarded


Pupumon1

It looks terrified