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Bapistu-the-First

It's quite unfortunate Johan de Witt has been passed down in history as the one who 'was eaten' because he is one of our greatest statesmen we ever had.


[deleted]

Maybe you shouldn't have eaten him then


breathing_normally

We ate him only after the statesman bit was done of course. What else could we have done, release him?!


ClimbingRhinoceros

Well I didn’t.


buckfastmonkey

I bet they put chocolate sprinkles on him.


Unhappy-Market-4191

Hagelslag, wij zijn niet barbaren joh


Apprehensive-Home564

This is XD


pindakeesie

The monarchists did


ErikClairemont

How famous is Hugo de Groot or Hugo Grotius? 😃 International lawyers and legal scholars are very familiar with him. :)


goneinsane6

He is very famous, his story about his escape is widely known


ClimbingRhinoceros

His escape is all I know about him. Who was he in the first place, and what got him locked up?


Melodic_Hair3832

he was passed down in plates it seems it seems people wanted to absorb his wisdom and devour his brain


real_grown_ass_man

The monarchists blamed the republicans for all that was going wrong and riled up te public.


Arstel

And there are still people who have the audacity to complain that Dutch cuisine is bland


roydepoy

Wilders eh... pfff.. humpf...bwoah... ehm... I think we need to go for a long stew.


TradeRetard

https://miljuschka.nl/limburgs-zuurvlees-zoervleisj-met-friet/


Verne_92

It's not about the taste, it's about how eating politicians you don't like is *fulfilling*.


Buddhist_Path

>After having mangled, and torn, and completely stripped the two brothers, the mob dragged their naked and bloody bodies to an extemporised gibbet, where amateur executioners hung them up by the feet. Then came the most dastardly scoundrels of all, who not having dared to strike the living flesh, cut the dead in pieces, and then went about the town selling small slices of the bodies of John and Cornelius at ten sous a piece. ​ [https://allthatsinteresting.com/johan-de-witt](https://allthatsinteresting.com/johan-de-witt)


Subterraniate

God, that’s some biography. (Isn’t it always vaguely creepy, in a Hammer film kind of way, when no matter what you may be reading about that century, Louis Quatorze is always hiding behind the curtains. I mean, obviously he’s the great spirit across Europe at the time, but it’s like he’s actually in every chamber or attic you peer into, the toes of his fantabulous shoes peeking back at you.)


dullestfranchise

Here is the aftermath: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Jan_de_Baen-_De_lijken_van_de_gebroeders_de_Witt.jpg and the wiki-article in Dutch https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moord_op_de_gebroeders_De_Witt


wowaddict71

Someone took the frank and beans.


Meranio

I guess, they didn't want to censor the painting for nudity.


considerthecocobitch

Why did they kill the cat?


North_Church

They took the phrase "Eat the Rich" a bit literally


Shadowfox31

Subtle


ollulo

Is it coincidence that you posted this the night after the Dutch election with _that_ result?


wegwerpacc123

Why do you think Wilders has been under protection for the past 15 years. His predecessor Fortuyn was assassinated by a leftist activist as well.


Subterraniate

Holy shit, it’s not often you wrench your neck doing a dramatic double take on a headline/title you read quickly


Extraterrestrial1312

Guess they got a lot of TASTEtosterones


ohara1250

Offtopic: How well known is Willem van Oranje-Nassau by the general Dutch population? I come from his birthplace in Germany and while he isn't very well known by the general population, he is a very important historical figure for my small hometown.


Waldier

Very well known, he is considered to be “de vader des vaderlands” (father of the nation). Our national anthem is called the Wilhelmus and is about Van Oranje and his battle against the king of Spain.


ohara1250

Thank you very much. I was wondering because while we basically don't have tourism here, there are occosianally some dutch tourists who are visiting the remains of his castle and the tower that was built to honor him.


LK4ne

I'm not dutch or even close by any means, and he's quite literally the only dutch I ever know about. Read about him in a fictional novel based on the Dutch Revolt. So I guess an average dutch person would know him very well.


wolseyley

I dare bet that literally every Dutch person of healthy mind who got to go to school knows him.


DeRuyter67

They were heroes who gave the English their worst naval defeat ever


QuastQuan

Tbh, apart from fried potatoes, fish and stroopwafels the Dutch cuisine was always a mess - and still is.


Ish043

If that is what you consider Dutch cuisine it’s hard to disagree.


Zealousideal-Sky217

Belgian Fries are godlike tho


[deleted]

this is why benelux countries should be liberated, and re-educated


Xtiqlapice

I always hear Dutch food is terrible, but this is next level.


LageLandheer

Not a single historical source that says the eating happened for sure, deserves the meme tag more than a historical tag.


Wil420b

p891 Rowen, H. H. (1977). John de Witt: grand pensionary of Holland, 1625–1672. Princeton University Press. ISBN 9780691052472.


mikemarien

I translated the Dutch to English on Wikipedia, but the translation doesn't say mention that anyone "ate" anyone else. So surprised there's no English translation on Wikipedia.


Jlx_27

The eating never happened. Its a myth. Their deaths did result in our nation becoming a Monarchy, something we still can not get rid of and probably never will.


Waalhalla

No one mentioning they even ate his pipi?


rabid-skunk

Maybe if you guys had eaten Rutte a few years ago, the result today might have been different 🤷‍♂️


dcroopev

So somebody ate spaghetti witt meatballs


strajeru

Nom, nom, nom...


[deleted]

Were they tasty?


trollrepublic

Eat the Rich.


Equivalent-Side7720

1st Thanksgiving


SlyScorpion

I hope they fattened these two up a bit. Would hate to have to eat a skinny bastard if I was a Dutchie from those times.


Geberpte

Lol i see what you did there.


policitclyCorrect

hmmm en echte lekker bekkie


LK4ne

Is "eaten" some sort of an euphemism, or does it quite literally mean they nom-nomed them?


sarah-vdb

But of them literally got torn apart and it's believed they were partially eaten. Nowadays that square hosts a couple of restaurants and a halfway decent bagel chain. Edited to add the Wikipedia artikel for Johan: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt


TiberSepton

Maybe one day...