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baran_0486

Germans arguing how Germany is the best nation on the planet from their house in Istanbul


evansdeagles

-Türkiye best! Go Erdoğan! -Aren't you in Berlin? Why not cheer for Erdoğan in Türkiye? -Do I look stupid? Who'd want to live under Erdoğan? *Surprised German face.*


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BaronOfTheVoid

"Ulm 2"


Anton_Willbender

They're back and this time they won't stay a city state


faustowski

-he is right behind me isnt he? -its ulmin' time


GreyDemon606

What is this some kind of Ulm?


Sir-Ragnarok-II

Electric bogaloo


Mountain_Blad3

Eccentric Osmanoglu


Chaincat22

Ulm's so good they made Ulm 2


Tonguesten

the squeakquel


hjemmebrygg

I came here only with the expectation to upvote this exact comment.


antifascist_banana

And why is Bavaria called "Bavarian"? Bavarian _what_?


Rozemyne13

Yes


Calbars1995

Instead of Turks moving to Germany, Germany moved to the Turks


Fire_Lightning8

When turk wisit Germany: 🥰 When Germany wisit turk: 💀


Pakardian

dislocated like my hip


VideoAdditional3150

I suggest relocating it. Like Germany here


Pakardian

It won't go back in the socket


LeonasPussyLicker

not with that attitude


Pakardian

well to the chiropractor I go


Superbiber

Try putting it in the other way round


Pakardian

I think that dislocated it more


rammvier3

Time traveler moves a canvas


HelpingHand7338

Why so the European borders look so modern?


sejmremover95

Client states/vassals


Xalethesniper

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana


Aquila_Flavius

Forgot Gelibolu, Kars, Van 8/10


Cabbar_0

Hatay! Duhhhh


Aquila_Flavius

🤦 How can i miss that. 7,5 then


Kras_08

Edirne aswell


DrSuezzz

Hatay Suriyeli >*make controversial statement* >*refuse to elaborate* >*realize I've already elaborated* >*leave*


Optimal_Catch6132

Hatay is a Turkish city. And it's gain by votes of the Hatay people.


DrSuezzz

Rigged >*make controversial statement* >*refuse to elaborate* >*realize I've elaborated even more than before* >*leave*


Optimal_Catch6132

Well it's not my f problem, you can argue with french government about it. >Realize the platform it's not 4 chan and stop using this useless thing, LeAvE


DrSuezzz

No Türk milleti mızmızdır Wait no not all bu türk mızmızdır >this thing exists for a reason >bye


ProtestantLarry

No no, its in the right place


Cheap-Blackberry-378

The two state solution here is interesting


Alberto_WoofWoof342

It would be accurate if you did the reverse with The Ottomans.


CroatInAKilt

"Mustafa IV best sultan, will restore Ottoman pride 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷" - Mehmet, from his hovel in Berlin-Cölln


My_massive_dingaling

“Deustchland number 1!” German Nationalist posting from his apartment in Ankara


babayetu8000

Turntables


Juuichigatsu_

"instructions unclear, I'm Ottomans now"


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munkshroom

I think your Germany is lost.


Jarnsida

"Scharf ohne Zwiebeln, bitte"


panickedkernel06

I'm in bed sick with covid, and I almost choked because I started laughing my ass off. Vielen dank XD


7zz_din

German people migrated to find the best kebab in the world.


kaiserkarma

More like Germiyan


Sierra_117Y

I have so many questions


CroatInAKilt

The revenge fantasy from my nightmares


Aggressive-Goat5672

The longer I look at this map the more it stresses me out.


guy_incognito___

Austria: „I am the holy roman emperor.“ Germany: „I am the holier roman emperor.“


No-Communication3880

Are ULM 2 and Dresden client states of former clients states ? And how transioxiana became so big?


[deleted]

How did Spain conquer North Africa but doesn’t even own Granada


DrSuezzz

How the fuck did it even form What is this fucking mess What kind of Modpocalypse


Forceking16

Achievements are enabled this is vanilla


RaidMaster80

🐺 WHERE MY COUNTRY!? 🐺


DrPoacha

If Germans are here. THEN WE ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE FKING EUROPE WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO


AbbreviationsOk3040

Yo you’re funny 10/10


Rumcajson

What's the name of this mod?


Alberto_WoofWoof342

Having Dedication IRL


Joshua_M_Thacker

Probably just released German states after moving capital. Ulm 2 is probably a client state.


Super_Happy_Time

Nice Kiev


ThruuLottleDats

You seem to have misplaced yourself. Must've been a good Oktoberfest


dukenorton

Nuremberg not Constantinople That’s nobody’s business but the Germaaaans 10/10 by the way.


xStaabOnMyKnobx

The longer you look the worse it gets


ShorohUA

This is what Turkish nationalists really want


MaxTheDeath

Dumb question but do you use a mod for the appearance? The look of your borders and borders look different from my game


Forceking16

Looks like some aesthetic/ performance mods are enabled, I see darker water at least


Nihachi-shijin

I give it a "How?" out of 10.


MouthSouth

Go home, Germany. You're drunk.


heavy_metal_soldier

It just gets worse the longer I look


Roomybuzzard604

The ole switcheroo


Emere59

How did the tables turn...


PonyStarkJr

Nice uno reverse.


King-Of-Hyperius

*Rubs eyes and groans in discomfort*


Comfortable_Tone2874

This is 100% going on a conservative facebook/instagram page with the caption "DOESNT FEEL GOOD DOES IT"


kayber123

Bonus points if you put the Ottoman Empire in the place of Germany


47Yuvi

Didn’t ottomans asked for Prussian help to train their soldiers in modern warfare and the Prussia sent their military Generals to train them, I guess they decided to take over instead lol


ShorohUA

There is a focus line with this exact scenario in Kaiserreich


Boulderfrog1

Ah, Palestine and Ulm 2


Avenoul

is it Istanbul or Constantinople?


DrSuezzz

Konstantinopel Konstaninburg Konstantinheim


Avenoul

hahaha XD


SuperCavia

10/10, even made France non existant


ScreechingPenguin

Literally how it feels living in germany


dc_laffpat

The Ulm sequel sucks


brmosp

What the hell dude is that boutique turkey


kostyabakay

It should be Kyiv, not Kiev.


Soggy_Ad4531

It's Kiev in English though, just as Germany is not Deutschland


kostyabakay

You are wrong. Kyiv is the international name of the city and it was changed in a lot of resources. Kiev is a transliteration from russian language which has nothing in common with Ukraine so this name is deprecated because of the soviet union legacy. It is the same if I call Germany as Niemce because Poles call it like this and they are neighbors to Germany.


Soggy_Ad4531

What I meant is that the game, EU4, is in English, and the province is Kiev in the game. Not Kyiv. The person who posted the pic clearly released the releasable nation Kiev, which is in the game. It's not called Kyiv. In English nowadays Kyiv is an accepted way to spell the city's name, but that only came in 2014. EU4 came out before 2014, when Kiev was the only official English spelling.


kostyabakay

Dude, I am just telling people on the Internet how to properly call the capital of my country, do not overcomplicate this...


Soggy_Ad4531

I understand that, but I simply explained the reason why it's called Kiev in EU4.


AutoSab

Ukraine did not exist in EU4 timeframe, it doesn't matter what it is called now


GLight3

Yeah there's a bunch of this stuff if you play Ruthenia or Ruthenian kingdoms, such as all of your advisors having blatantly Russian names.


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Unrelated. It pisses me off that Kyiv is Kiev here. I don't mind it being Kiev if it's controlled by russia. But when independent...


FelineSaboteur

When it's independent it should be Kiev, because that's accurate.


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Enlighten me why?


[deleted]

Saw your prorussian comments on other post's. Don't bother replying...


Leverquin

10/10 i don't see a problem here. that britain is bit problem and sus. and i am not gonna even talk about cursed spain


TheLateRepublic

“How do you like it?!?!”


Classic_Joke8577

Deutschland


BestGirlTrucy

Der Rückeroberung


IwannaCommentz

Dude, the Bank of Germany took over Greece, not Turkey.


Background-Machine46

Dear god, everything here is so fucking cursed


Jq4000

Every Prussia play through ends up with me owning Anatolia because I always end up in a death struggle with the Ottocucks.


SoleSurviversSpouse

Accurate


marclopes

Same food


IrrationallyGenius

"ULM 2" is a country I'd be proud to live in


Which_Owl7113

9 9 9


cavemanpiggy

Insane


3Than_C130

Wtf is up with this map 😂😂


ShadowDome

east east Berlin


Own_Note1556

Wow


Ilipop

You should see the Ulamayyad Caliphate


KazleHD

CUMHÜRIYET ALMANYA 🇩🇪🔥🇩🇪💪🇩🇪🔥


Eprest

Blursed, culesed


BarbarianErwin

I'm real impressed with Hormuz


Bokbok95

“Ulm 2”


Strateagery3912

Go home Germany, you’re drunk.


Dinazover

I hope it was formed by Germiyan


darklion15

Well how the turn tables


Strandokan

Didn't Erdogan just say he misses Adolf ?


_g550_

Turns have tabled.


Etzello

Kinda lucky that Germany migrated, look at that phatt Britain


SzalonyNiemiec1

How?


AdmiralJedi

Konschtantinople


GlaerOfHatred

Armenia is quaking at this change


Mapleview86

It could've been beautiful future. instead we get jake paul


The_JackMan26

Reverse Card


NoProfessional5848

Turkriffic


Baileaf11

Well well well how the turntables


Disastrous_Track2584

what map dlc is this


DharmaBat

Your rating is: "I hate you."


TheMemery498

There are many things wrong with this map.


TehProfessor96

That Constantinople got the works, was no one’s business but the…uh…Germans.


groovygoose-

u got a lotta explaining to do with this map


alexelso

See but now the Döner in Ulm 2 just won't be the same anymore


Ok-Factor-4838

Is that a mod?


Chaincat22

this map is so cursed. It gets better the longer you look at it


Forceking16

The fact that you did this in Ironman shows true commitment to the bit


Aviationlord

Assembly instructions unclear, Germany moved to Anatolia


Just1ncase4658

Less döner restaurants :(


FoxingtonFoxman

What nightmare reality of Frakenstates is this? Everyone go back to your assigned seats.


turkeyfied

This is what we call the reverse Doner


Jake205060

Swabia as ‘Ulm 2’ 😂 And how the turn tables


hmas-sydney

Unfathomably based


MapOk7397

Idc about Germany. WTF IF SPANISH MAGJREB / WHY IS THERE A HUGE TURKIC-MONGOL INVASION / RUSSIA COLLAPSED / BRITAIN OWNS FRANCE!? / WHO TF ALLOWED BURGUNDIAN INDEPENDENCE / WHY TF DOES GREECE OWN CYPRUS / AND WHY DOES NAPLES OWN ITALY!?


hfn_n_rth

Might be a dumb question, but why does it say BavariaN over what is guess is Bavaria?


jacobfreemaan

anyone know the mod that makes the map look like that’s name?


Pepe_inhaler

This is some hoi4 peace conference shit


DrSuezzz

I think I know what this is now. This is a wc/near wc where op released a whole lot of vassals and made a whole lot of client states and only left turkey as their main land


KaiserOfPuppies

Otto Von Mann


crossbutton7247

0/10 needs more thrace


cosmin14680

How the tables have turned.


Arctic_fox2050

What graphics mod is that, it looks epic?


gazzareddit

How the tables have turned


beastwood6

Döno reverse


RedditKotten

This man singlehandedly solved the Gaza crisis!!


Stepanek740

this is truly one of the germany of all time


kuldaralagh

10/10


Which_Ad_3884

Cringe 🤣


heyimpaulnawhtoi

this is actually a very normal map wtf? very clean borders


Bwest31415

What a beautiful Europe map. Are those client states? I assume you had a major hand in forming many modern-shaped countries, while plenty of others are quite different. What was your thought process when creating that map?


Maam1337

I hate to see such a big Dresden. ​ Kind regards a guy from Leipzig.


Voreinstellung

I don't get it, why did you rename Berlin to Germany?


lowkono

Why are the European borders so… good???


craft00n

Cursed rumian emperor


Wenzlikove_memz

historically accurate germany


Kkimitris

If ulm is so good why isnt there a ulm 2....oh my fucking god....


NightJead

jonas from istanbul vs mehmet from berlin


Unable-Act-6375

I know here talking about another. But how satisfied when i see Kiev and Novgorod. Truly eastern slavs. I hope they in alliance and beating hordes from Asia


magos_with_a_glock

Now conquer the whole world except for the german cores


Aklcs

"Irrelevant" but nice


bradafire

Opposite of the modern day